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  1. Because my #spontaneous #banter is not naturally #witty, I find myself preparing specific #insults if certain player #characters engage in specific behaviors in a #scene likely to occur next session. It is probably the sort of thing that a #noble #antagonist would be able to do off the cuff.

    I may occasionally be an antagonist -- after all, I am trying to be a #dungeonmaster for this #ttrpg table -- but I am no noble. I lack any army of servants, serfs, and soldiers at my beck and call.

  2. Because my #spontaneous #banter is not naturally #witty, I find myself preparing specific #insults if certain player #characters engage in specific behaviors in a #scene likely to occur next session. It is probably the sort of thing that a #noble #antagonist would be able to do off the cuff.

    I may occasionally be an antagonist -- after all, I am trying to be a #dungeonmaster for this #ttrpg table -- but I am no noble. I lack any army of servants, serfs, and soldiers at my beck and call.

  3. Bet Me

    "Minerva knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet "

    Sale: $30 to $1.99

    by Jennifer Crusie
    Rating: 4.4/5 (3,191 Reviews)

    #romance #fiction #booksky #humor #books #contemporary #witty #reading

    Bet Me

  4. Bet Me

    "Minerva knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet "

    Sale: $30 to $1.99

    by Jennifer Crusie
    Rating: 4.4/5 (3,191 Reviews)

    #romance #fiction #booksky #humor #books #contemporary #witty #reading

    Bet Me

  5. Bet Me

    "Minerva knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet "

    Sale: $30 to $1.99

    by Jennifer Crusie
    Rating: 4.4/5 (3,191 Reviews)

    #romance #fiction #booksky #humor #books #contemporary #witty #reading

    Bet Me

  6. Bet Me

    "Minerva knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet "

    Sale: $30 to $1.99

    by Jennifer Crusie
    Rating: 4.4/5 (3,191 Reviews)

    #romance #fiction #booksky #humor #books #contemporary #witty #reading

    Bet Me

  7. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  8. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  9. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  10. 🤗🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏩🏩🏩🩵🩷💜🐈🐈‍⬛🐆🫂🐯🐱🐅😸😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🤗*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"🤗🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏩🏩🏩🩵🩷🫂💜🐈🐆🐯🐱🐅😸🫂😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🤗

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  11. 🤗🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏩🏩🏩🩵🩷💜🐈🐈‍⬛🐆🫂🐯🐱🐅😸😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🤗*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"🤗🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏩🏩🏩🩵🩷🫂💜🐈🐆🐯🐱🐅😸🫂😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🤗

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  12. 🤗🩵🩷💜🐈🐈‍⬛🐆🫂🐯🐱🐅😸😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🤗*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"🤗🩵🩷💜🐈🐆🐯🐱🐅😸🫂😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🤗

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  13. 🤗🩵🩷💜🐈🐈‍⬛🐆🫂🐯🐱🐅😸😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🤗*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"🤗🩵🩷💜🐈🐆🐯🐱🐅😸🫂😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🤗

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  14. *~*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"*~*

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  15. *~*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"*~*

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  16. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  17. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  18. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  19. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  20. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  21. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  22. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  23. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  24. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  25. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  26. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  27. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  28. A thing I've noticed about actually writing something specifically meant for someone to read in it's entirety, is that there's so many #witty ways of talking and writing that seem to be lost in this age of garbage, flashy, short form content that's only trying to grab our attention.

    Takes me back to my childhood where I devoured #books and sounded like a Victorian Grandma at the age of 7 😂 #tbt

    The good old days, am I right? 😂

  29. A thing I've noticed about actually writing something specifically meant for someone to read in it's entirety, is that there's so many #witty ways of talking and writing that seem to be lost in this age of garbage, flashy, short form content that's only trying to grab our attention.

    Takes me back to my childhood where I devoured #books and sounded like a Victorian Grandma at the age of 7 😂 #tbt

    The good old days, am I right? 😂