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  1. Bet Me

    "Minerva knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet "

    Sale: $30 to $1.99

    by Jennifer Crusie
    Rating: 4.4/5 (3,191 Reviews)

    #romance #fiction #booksky #humor #books #contemporary #witty #reading

    Bet Me

  2. Bet Me

    "Minerva knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet "

    Sale: $30 to $1.99

    by Jennifer Crusie
    Rating: 4.4/5 (3,191 Reviews)

    #romance #fiction #booksky #humor #books #contemporary #witty #reading

    Bet Me

  3. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  4. πŸ€—πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©΅πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ†πŸ«‚πŸ―πŸ±πŸ…πŸ˜ΈπŸ˜ΊπŸ˜»πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜½πŸ¦πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©΅πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸ€—*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"πŸ€—πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©΅πŸ©·πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸˆπŸ†πŸ―πŸ±πŸ…πŸ˜ΈπŸ«‚πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜»πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜½πŸ¦πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©΅πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ©πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ€—

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  5. πŸ€—πŸ©΅πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ†πŸ«‚πŸ―πŸ±πŸ…πŸ˜ΈπŸ˜ΊπŸ˜»πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜½πŸ¦πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©΅πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ€—*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"πŸ€—πŸ©΅πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸˆπŸ†πŸ―πŸ±πŸ…πŸ˜ΈπŸ«‚πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜»πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜½πŸ¦πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ©΅πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ€—

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  6. *~*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"*~*

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  7. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  8. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  9. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  10. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  11. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means β€œforever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  12. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means β€œforever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  13. A thing I've noticed about actually writing something specifically meant for someone to read in it's entirety, is that there's so many #witty ways of talking and writing that seem to be lost in this age of garbage, flashy, short form content that's only trying to grab our attention.

    Takes me back to my childhood where I devoured #books and sounded like a Victorian Grandma at the age of 7 πŸ˜‚ #tbt

    The good old days, am I right? πŸ˜‚

  14. A thing I've noticed about actually writing something specifically meant for someone to read in it's entirety, is that there's so many #witty ways of talking and writing that seem to be lost in this age of garbage, flashy, short form content that's only trying to grab our attention.

    Takes me back to my childhood where I devoured #books and sounded like a Victorian Grandma at the age of 7 πŸ˜‚ #tbt

    The good old days, am I right? πŸ˜‚

  15. #inspiration #Quotes #Witty #Humour #Philosophical #InspirationalQuotes #Motivation #MotivationalQuotes #Wit #WiseWords #WordsOfWisdom #Sayings #WiseQuotes
    Life’s not easy is it? From now on I’ll be posting an inspirational quote a day for the foreseeable. Sometimes you just need a few wise words…

  16. 25% of Covent Garden is now owned by a Norwegian Fund (NBIM).

    β€œβ€¦ Not since the Vikings has Norway embarked on quite the scale of U.K. invasion going on across London’s West End right now. Wielding the kind of thunderous financial power that would make even Thor feel inadequate …”
    β€” forbes.com. Mark Faithfull

    #witty #hyperbole #norway #london

    forbes.com/sites/markfaithfull

  17. 25% of Covent Garden is now owned by a Norwegian Fund (NBIM).

    β€œβ€¦ Not since the Vikings has Norway embarked on quite the scale of U.K. invasion going on across London’s West End right now. Wielding the kind of thunderous financial power that would make even Thor feel inadequate …”
    β€” forbes.com. Mark Faithfull

    forbes.com/sites/markfaithfull

  18. #humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

    Descriptive Text:

    I finally got to see my Doctor on Monday and I showed him the rash on my bottom but he just ignored me and kept pushing his cart through Costco.

  19. I think I need to lighten the mood of my feed. So I'm gonna try and throw in something funny and/or cute/or cool every once in a while.

    #humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

    Text:
    Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning, Nestle in the afternoon.