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  1. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  2. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  3. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  4. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  5. 🤗🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏩🏩🏩🩵🩷💜🐈🐈‍⬛🐆🫂🐯🐱🐅😸😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🤗*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"🤗🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏩🏩🏩🩵🩷🫂💜🐈🐆🐯🐱🐅😸🫂😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🤗

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  6. 🤗🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏩🏩🏩🩵🩷💜🐈🐈‍⬛🐆🫂🐯🐱🐅😸😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🤗*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"🤗🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏩🏩🏩🩵🩷🫂💜🐈🐆🐯🐱🐅😸🫂😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🏩🐈‍⬛🤗

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  7. 🤗🩵🩷💜🐈🐈‍⬛🐆🫂🐯🐱🐅😸😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🤗*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"🤗🩵🩷💜🐈🐆🐯🐱🐅😸🫂😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🤗

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  8. 🤗🩵🩷💜🐈🐈‍⬛🐆🫂🐯🐱🐅😸😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🤗*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"🤗🩵🩷💜🐈🐆🐯🐱🐅😸🫂😺😻😼😽🦁🐈‍⬛🩵🩷💜🤗

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  9. *~*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"*~*

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  10. *~*"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat!*It is a philosophical animal!*one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly!"*~*

    ~ Theophile Gautier

    #Quote #About #Cats #Kitties #and #Whimsical #Witty #Fun #On #Caturday

  11. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  12. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  13. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  14. Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

    Amazon.com

  15. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  16. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  17. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  18. Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

    Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

  19. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  20. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  21. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

  22. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

    Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

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