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See: tiny serve of clotted cream
Say: that's barely a platelet!

Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

#pun #funny #witty repartee

Beautiful Things (Second Sons Book 1) "She vowed never to marry, until she met Sale: $16.96 to $1.59 by Emily Rath Rating: 4.2/5 (3,921 Reviews) #Historical #Romance #Regency #SlowBurn #ReverseHarem #Witty #BookSky

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Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on How to Woo a Wife (Love from London Book 2) "Miss Adelaide Warrington didn’t want to be put in charge, but now that she is" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Jill Beene Rating: 4.5/5 (1,317 Reviews) #Regency #Romance #Historical #Witty #CleanRomance #BookSky #Free

Lord Salisbury's Ledgers on Ho...

Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone "When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Christine Riccio Rating: 4.3/5 (5,390 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Magic #Witty #BookSky

Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Al...

https://www.europesays.com/it/423253/ Mercoledì 1 aprile – Uomini e donne Le puntate | Witty TV – Witty TV #1Aprile #1445 #alessandro #antonio #barbara #Canale5 #corteggiatori #elena #Entertainment #esterne #gemma #gianni #GianniSperti #Gloria #Intrattenimento #IT #Italia #Italy #MariaDeFilippi #Marta #massimo #puntata #redazione #tina #TinaCipollari #tronisti #TronoClassico #TronoOver #tv #UominiEDonne #witty

https://www.europesays.com/it/352579/ Gloria: Paolo, dovevamo andare al cinema.. – Uomini e donne Clip | Witty TV – Witty TV #barbara #corteggiatori #discussione #Entertainment #esterne #frequentazione #gemma #gianni #Gloria #Intrattenimento #IT #Italia #Italy #MariaDeFilippi #paolo #racconto #redazione #tina #tronisti #TronoClassico #TronoOver #tv #UominiEDonne #uscite #witty

#FreeTeaYesterday #SignHumor #FunnySign #MissedOpportunity #TooLate #Irony #Humor #RetailHumor #PureWaterIceAndTea #TeaCompany #BusinessSign #Roadside #StreetPhotography #Driving #EverydayLife #Witty #Comedy #Disappointment #LocalBusiness #Signage

Offbeat, silly, quirky jokes.

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#funny #humor #jokes #silly #quirky #offbeat #weird #absurd #clever #witty #shortjokes #uniquehumor #differenthumor

https://www.europesays.com/it/308122/ Una dama per Mario – Uomini e donne Clip | Witty TV – Witty TV #15Gennaio #cavaliere #corteggiatori #dama #Entertainment #esterne #gemma #gianni #Intrattenimento #isabella #IT #Italia #Italy #MariaDeFilippi #mario #presentazione #redazione #tina #tronisti #TronoClassico #TronoOver #tv #UominiEDonne #witty

A thing I've noticed about actually writing something specifically meant for someone to read in it's entirety, is that there's so many #witty ways of talking and writing that seem to be lost in this age of garbage, flashy, short form content that's only trying to grab our attention.

Takes me back to my childhood where I devoured #books and sounded like a Victorian Grandma at the age of 7 😂 #tbt

The good old days, am I right? 😂

https://www.europesays.com/it/231045/ Tina: Gemma e Roberto? A breve… – Uomini e donne Clip | Witty TV – Witty TV #24Novembre #CentroStudio #clip #conoscenza #corteggiatori #dama #Entertainment #esterne #gemma #gianni #Intrattenimento #IT #Italia #Italy #MariaDeFilippi #redazione #roberto #senior #tina #tronisti #TronoClassico #TronoOver #tv #UominiEDonne #video #witty

https://www.europesays.com/it/230436/ Tina: Luigi, cosa pensi della tua esterna con Gemma? – Uomini e donne Clip | Witty TV – Witty TV #24Novembre #CentroStudio #clip #conoscenza #corteggiatori #dama #Entertainment #esterne #gemma #gianni #Intrattenimento #IT #Italia #Italy #luigi #MariaDeFilippi #PostPuntata #redazione #senior #tina #tronisti #TronoClassico #TronoOver #tv #UominiEDonne #video #witty

https://www.europesays.com/it/215579/ Un cavaliere per Magda – Uomini e donne Clip | Witty TV – Witty TV #cavaliere #corteggiatori #dama #Entertainment #esterne #gemma #gianni #Intrattenimento #IT #Italia #Italy #magda #MariaDeFilippi #presentazione #redazione #stefano #tina #tronisti #TronoClassico #TronoOver #tv #UominiEDonne #witty

#inspiration #Quotes #Witty #Humour #Philosophical #InspirationalQuotes #Motivation #MotivationalQuotes #Wit #WiseWords #WordsOfWisdom #Sayings

#inspiration #Quotes #Witty #Humour #Philosophical #InspirationalQuotes #Motivation #MotivationalQuotes #Wit #WiseWords #WordsOfWisdom #Sayings

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Manager's #Witty #Advice

comics.lucentinian.com/6480
#DailyComedy #VisitNow #AIGeneratedJokes #NewsJokes #ComedyGold

25% of Covent Garden is now owned by a Norwegian Fund (NBIM).

“… Not since the Vikings has Norway embarked on quite the scale of U.K. invasion going on across London’s West End right now. Wielding the kind of thunderous financial power that would make even Thor feel inadequate …”
— forbes.com. Mark Faithfull

#witty #hyperbole #norway #london

https://www.forbes.com/sites/markfaithfull/2025/03/24/why-norway-mega-fund-has-gone-on-billion-dollar-london-shopping-spree/

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Widget #Witty

comics.lucentinian.com/5018
#AIHumor #DailyJokes #VisitUsNow #AILaughs #AIGeneratedJokes

Which Way Did They Go?

https://www.thirstyspittoon.top/2025/01/wordplay-box-40-memepic-dump.html

#thethirstyspittoon #puns #funnypuns #witty #wordplay

Been there, done that.

https://friendica.world/display/84b6ef2b-1767-b2f7-c46a-4c5851236273

You had me at chocolate

https://friendica.world/display/84b6ef2b-4367-b2f7-284b-51b118657717

Adulting...

https://friendica.world/display/84b6ef2b-9167-b2f6-1c28-eb6916274410

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

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I finally got to see my Doctor on Monday and I showed him the rash on my bottom but he just ignored me and kept pushing his cart through Costco.

I think I need to lighten the mood of my feed. So I'm gonna try and throw in something funny and/or cute/or cool every once in a while.

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

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Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning, Nestle in the afternoon.

Been there, done that.

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing #chocolate

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing #standup #lgbtq #2slgbtqia

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The Uber Ride: A Tale of Eye Contact! #movies #technology #podcast #roland #ethan #zach #wittyandfabulous #witty #fabulous #lgbtqia #ally #neuralink #visionpro #apple #staredown #awkward

Come through Aladdin! In this multi-part (first part coming soon) Series! #movies #technology #podcast #roland #ethan #zach #wittyandfabulous #witty #fabulous #lgbtqia #ally #neuralink #visionpro #apple #disney #willsmith #aladdin #robinwilliams #rip

Who wants a brain implant? In this multi-part (first part coming soon) Series! #movies #technology #podcast #roland #ethan #zach #wittyandfabulous #witty #fabulous #lgbtqia #ally #neuralink #visionpro #apple #implant #elonmusk

Ethan bringing Up the Vision Pro. In this multi-part (first part coming soon) Series! #movies #technology #podcast #roland #ethan #zach #wittyandfabulous #witty #fabulous #lgbtqia #ally #neuralink #visionpro #apple

Roland talking about the Future. In this multi-part (first part coming soon) Series! #movies #technology #podcast #roland #ethan #zach #wittyandfabulous #witty #fabulous #lgbtqia #ally #neuralink #visionpro #apple #future #dystopian

Well hello! A Guest!? Why Yes! Meet Roland! In this multi-part (first part coming soon) Series! #movies #technology #podcast #roland #ethan #zach #wittyandfabulous #witty #fabulous #lgbtqia #ally #neuralink #visionpro #apple