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  1. 2 autres petits copains sur lesquels jai compulsé pendant des heures de zenitude. J'adore mettre du fini. Vous ne le voyez pas tant sur les photos après mais sur celles avant vous pouvez voir qu'ils se sont pas nettoyés.

    J'ai stabilisé le chaton et j'ai ajouté des plumes sur le dos de l'oiseau et je les ai signé aussi.

    Me reste les fées qui vont attendre. J'ai besoin de créer 🤸‍♀️✨️

    Heureux dimanche !

    #chat #cat #grumpy #oiseau #bird #cardinal #upcycling #scrap_metal #sculpture #art

  2. Reaching For Normal (Bloo Moose Romance Book 1) "Love is always worth the risk" Sale: $0.99 to FREE by Jemi Fraser Rating: 4.5/5 (1,483 Reviews) #Romance #Suspense #SmallTown #HEA #Wilderness #Grumpy #Free #Sunshine #BookSky

    Reaching For Normal (Bloo Moos...

  3. Nothing seems to inspire a rage spiral faster in an American living in the suburbs than the sound of leaf blowers before noon.

    🤬

    It feels like a horrible intrusion.

    🏴‍☠️ 🐻

    #FirstWorldProblems #Friday #Grumpy

  4. And while it's poor form to blame the dice, the tree succeeded only 3 of 5 Take Root rolls all game, the Halfling was sent off in turn 2 for fouling, and the coach got eject for arguing. Catcher and Thrower failed 4 consecutive 3+ dodge rolls. The apothecary converted a 13 into a 13. The Dwarf Blitzer rolled a Skull on consecutive blocks (1 dice, because we didn't have any support). I didn't feel like I had any good options at any stage of the game (and I know that's my fault!). #sulk #grumpy

  5. Nahema and Alfie got some love this morning. Alfie was very happy for scratches and brushing.

    Nahema had other ideas.

    #HorsesOfMastodon #Grumpy #Arabian

  6. Love Me Today: A Single Dad, Small Town Romance (Time River Book) “I don’t even like you.” “Oh, but I think you do.” Sale: $4.99 to FREE by A.L. Jackson Rating: 4.4/5 (9,580 Reviews) #SmallTown #Romance #SingleDad #EnemiesToLovers #Grumpy #Sunshine #Romantic #Suspense #Books #BookSky

    Love Me Today: A Single Dad, S...

  7. Mon Grumpy Cat parce que c'est l'hiver though à la mi novembre ... j'aime l'hiver mais c'est dur à la shop au froid ! 😇

    C'est du #spoonart 😉✌️

    Bonne journée !

    #art #sculpture #scrap_metal #scrapmetalart #acier #steel #chat #cat #catsofmastodon #grumpy #grumpycat

  8. CW: wss366 MastoPrompt FantasticPromptsEnglish Ecchi Swearing

    How I Was Isekaid by a Writer’s Prompt.

    #FanFiction #OthersidePicnic

    #wss366 #MastoPrompt

    #FantasticPromptsEnglish 8/24: You and your most recently written character wake up next to each other. What happened or what's happening now?
    #FantasticPromptsEnglish 8/19: Is there a self-insert in your work, a character that corresponds to you? (Now there is)
    #MicroPrompt We got the prompt, but overflowed the one-post limit.

    •──⋅☾How I Was Isekaid by a Writer Prompt☽⋅──•

    The words “What have you done with Sorawo!” pierced my slumber with their alarm.

    My eyes shot open and focused on the face of a pretty blonde. My mouth fell open as I traced her form. She was naked, tits on full display. That would have been okay except she was pressing a gun to my head. It wasn’t the best way to wake up. "Terrible" and "terrifying" would be better descriptions. Endorphins flooded my body, giving reality a faint glow, in counterpoint to my racing heart.

    The thought “dream” flickered, but no, this was too real. I could feel the cold metal against my skin, hear Roscoe growling, and smelled the stench of my fear.

    "I—I—I don't know," I said.

    Then it hit me. “Damn you @AnnaSaultron and #FantasticPromptsEnglish! This is too fucking real. I’ve been isekaid by an SNS prompt.

    Steeling myself, I said, “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. It’s a Fediverse writer’s prompt, something like what would happen if you woke up next to the last character you wrote about.”

    “You’re right. I don’t believe that Otherside BS. Again, where is Sorawo?”

    The gun barrel pressed against my forehead so hard that I winced.

    “My, aren’t we #grumpy,” an unfamiliar voice said.

    Two pairs of eyes—mine and Toriko’s—jerked to a Living Dead doll on a white wicker vanity.

    “Wha?” I’m not sure if it was me or Toriko who said it. I was floating behind my face. My mind was punchy and processed events lazily. Hopefully dissociation would sand the sharper traumatic edges off this experience.

    The gun wavered between me and the doll. “What did you do with Sorawo?”

    “You sound like a broken record,” the doll whispered, tilting her head. A Chucky’s Bride smile hovered on her too red lips. “Sorawo, Sorawo, Sorawo. I bring you a sweet naked wota for your bed, but still your tongue only chants her name. I have no #data of Sorawo’s place—maybe she’s at home, chewing creepypasta, like gristle clinging to the bone. When Venus is in #transit and Jupiter cuddles with Mars, then peace…”

    Crack! Pieces of the doll’s head went flying, and my ears rang.

    Part 1 of 3 Parts

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #UraPi #Ecchi #Yuri

  9. Maybe this marks me out as a #curmudgeon , but if you post a link to an obvious "listicle" without adding anything of substance of your own, not only will I not visit the #listicle, I may mute you entirely.

    It's not personal. I just hate, with the heat of a thousand dying suns, the information sphere's equivalent of empty calories. We used to make fun of information-lite news like USA Today, but that stuff from decades ago would compare favourably to a lot of big-city newspapers' websites these days.

    You *can* read deeper content. I *believe* in you.

    #EmptyCalories #information #InformationSphere #JunkFood #JunkInfo #JunkContent #InformationLite #PetPeeve #peeve #grumpy #GrumpyOldMan #content

  10. I am not looking forward to #Today

    A while back Sacha arranged to take our two youngest grandchildren to a local village pantomime (without consulting parents or me).
    It's this afternoon.

    I have a deep irrational loathing of pantomimes - possibly from a suppressed childhood memory.
    I know some of the cast - it's an amateur dramatic company - so I'm going to have to lie about how wonderful it was on at least two fronts.
    The logistics of moving the children across the county are fraught (and I'm expected to sort out) and that's without the issue of feeding them.

    Of course I'm going to have to miss Petanque today because I'll be transporting children. Not that I'm fully recovered from whatever lurgi I've had over the last couple of weeks.

    It'll be fine in the end.

    #pantomime #grumpyoldgit #grumpy