#humanproblems — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #humanproblems, aggregated by home.social.
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In a series of events absolutely no one on the entire planet could have predicted, I have, once again, stayed up WAY too late and am going to regret my life choices in the morning.
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A Public Service Message from the Gay Curmudgeon. #publicservicemessage #publicmessage #servicemessage #bigotry #bigotryiswrong #endbigotry #sexism #racism #homophobia #xenohobia #bigotries #hatred #malice #antipathy #society #societysills #problems #humanproblems
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A Public Service Message from the Gay Curmudgeon. #publicservicemessage #publicmessage #servicemessage #bigotry #bigotryiswrong #endbigotry #sexism #racism #homophobia #xenohobia #bigotries #hatred #malice #antipathy #society #societysills #problems #humanproblems
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A Public Service Message from the Gay Curmudgeon. #publicservicemessage #publicmessage #servicemessage #bigotry #bigotryiswrong #endbigotry #sexism #racism #homophobia #xenohobia #bigotries #hatred #malice #antipathy #society #societysills #problems #humanproblems
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A Public Service Message from the Gay Curmudgeon. #publicservicemessage #publicmessage #servicemessage #bigotry #bigotryiswrong #endbigotry #sexism #racism #homophobia #xenohobia #bigotries #hatred #malice #antipathy #society #societysills #problems #humanproblems
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A Public Service Message from the Gay Curmudgeon. #publicservicemessage #publicmessage #servicemessage #bigotry #bigotryiswrong #endbigotry #sexism #racism #homophobia #xenohobia #bigotries #hatred #malice #antipathy #society #societysills #problems #humanproblems
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Something about cats that I really resonate with:
Strongly wanting proximity, companionship, touch, and affection.
...but in the specific right way, for the right amount of time, that doesn't necessarily mesh perfectly with everyone else's needs...and then reaching a limit and needing space...but not necessarily TOO much space...but maybe sometimes more space than usual.
But: People! Whaddya gonna do?
¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Me, sorting through unfinished paintings to the tune of "Someday My Prince Will Come" from Snow White:
🎶 Someday I'll finish this,
Someday I'll paint again
With some form of regularity... 🎶*SIGH*
#ArtistProblems
#HumanProblems
#art
#painting
#life
#ADHD
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
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Had a regular eye checkup today, including dilation. It's been 6 hours and my vision is still blurry, eyes still overly light sensitive. I've been sitting here wearing those wraparound sunglasses they give you, using my phone. Can't read a book, watch TV, or paint, since I can't see properly. I guess I'll just go to bed early! *stomps off annoyed*
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Was just in a public restroom stall and heard a child's voice say, "Hey Courtney?" And, because it sounded like my daughter's friend who's with us, I said, "Yes?" Then came a loud silence followed by a repeat of "hey Courtney?" and I realized that it wasn't the kiddo's friend and I was not being addressed, so now I can't ever go out in public again, the end.
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I have a bruise on my nose from dropping my phone on my face while scrolling in bed, in case y'all were wondering if I like to party
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I Don't Know What I Did, But I Fixed It: a Memoir of the Writing Life
-by Courtney Cantrell#ThisIsASubTootAboutGoogleDocs
#writing
#living
#HumanProblems
#WritingLife
#WritingCommunity
#GoogleDocs
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@courtcan OK, I'll bite.
That's not #HumanProblems, that's #FirstWorldProblems. And when there is no Internet on which to report such behaviour, and no phone service to order whatever it was in the first place, and no way of driving a car in such a way as to block such a thing, it won't be a problem ever again.
"Keep banging the rocks together guys!" #THHGTTG
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Parked at a friend's house, apparently too close to the mailbox. Because when I came out, the #USPS had left a photocopied diagram on my car, showing where not to park so that the mail carrier would not have to exit their vehicle when putting mail in the mailbox.
ME: I DON'T EVEN GO HERE!
And there wasn't anyone close enough to hear me.
And the pooooor USPS delivery person had to get out of their car in order to put mail in the mailbox.
TRAGEDIES ABOUND.
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Dear All Family,
Please stop STUFFING WET ITEMS into the LAUNDRY BASKET.
*incandescent rage ensues*
Sincerely,
All House Spouses and Others Who Do Most of the Laundry
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I really need to type up and pin my personal follow back policy. But I mostly use Mastodon app on my phone, and it doesn't allow me to pin posts. And when I'm at the computer, I forget.
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tfw you toss back your final swallow of coffee and discover that the mug was actually still a fourth full
Y'all will have to excuse me while I go don a less damp ensemble.
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So, I got stung on the leg by a yellowjacket yesterday. It hurt terribly, as though someone had carved up my leg with a knife. But once the initial pain let up, it wasn't too bad.
Today, all day, and now nearly into tomorrow, it has itched sO BAD I WANT TO CLAW MY SKIN OFF.
I'm now sitting here with baking soda paste all over my leg, wishing I could just go to bed.
This happened because I tried to get rid of their nest on the porch.
I make poor choices sometimes.
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I managed to break two whole pairs of sunglasses over the weekend, in case anyone was wondering how talented I am. 😎😎
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tfw you go to make a pb&j and there is no j 😫😭
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If there's anything guaranteed to keep me from vanity, it's accidentally opening my camera app on selfie view.
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So, my notification tone is currently an Anna-like voice singing -- to the melody of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" -- 🎶 "will you help me hide a body?" 🎶
As I was speech-to-texting, I got a notification. The text app picked up the notification "tone," resulting in this sentence:
HIDE A BODY, SURVIVE
Apparently, I am going to die if I don't acquire a body and bury it somewhere.
#HumanProblems
#texting
#ElsaNeverHadThisProblem
#Frozen
#technology
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Having a #cleaning #hyperfixation phase. It's a good thing, I think. The house needs it, after our family's past 3 months of near-constant illness, as well as our past 3 years of #loss #trauma #grief. I just have to make sure I am also #resting enough and #DrinkingWater!
But the real point of this post is to state the flabbergasted rhetorical question "the inside of the refrigerator can get dusty?!?"
wtf
#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#HumanProblems
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Well, the number of runners is now slacking off significantly, and 10yo has come inside. She told me, cheerleading is hard work!"
And now I hear her say from the other room, "Alexa, I have had a very hard morning." 😆🤣🤣🤣
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I really need to get up and go get ready for bed, but there is a cat on my lap.
I guess I'm sleeping in the living room tonight?
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College friends who are my age became grandparents yesterday and I don't know if I can deal 😩
🤣#OldPersonToots
#IAmNotThatOld
#HumanProblems
#family
#friends
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I was yesterday years old when I learned that I've been using nosesprays wrong my entire life. Apparently, you're supposed to angle the nozzle toward the outer side of your nose, so that it enters your nasal cavities beneath your cheekbones. Tested this with my Azelastine spray, which usually leaves the most bitter taste in the back of my throat. Can confirm that angling it toward the cheekbones works.
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THERE'S MORE.
"Attraction in adulthood is an activation of our earliest attraction patterns.... Our body is saying, 'I know how to be the corresponding puzzle piece to this person.' ...This feels like 'home'.... Home was home."
--Dr. Becky Kennedy
#relationships
#attraction
#psychology
#HumanProblems
#MentalHealth -
"The adaptations we made in our childhood become the symptoms we display in our adulthood."
--Dr. Becky Kennedy
#FaveQuotes
#childhood
#psychology
#relationships
#symptoms
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Got curious and checked the Twitter feed of an old friend whom I haven't talked to in several years. He's spending a lot of his Twitter time talking about the "genius" of Elongated Muskrat.
Twitter has now replaced Facebook as the location where you discover things about your friends that you never wanted to know.
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btw I saw my doctor about the ear thing (weird fluttering sound/sensation in right ear) on Tuesday. She said I have a tiny pterodactyl in my ear.
*SQUAWK*
Official diagnosis: possible viral attack on the nerve that controls the muscle that controls the eardrum. Waiting and watching the rest of this week & weekend to see if anything changes for good or bad.
Today is better than yesterday. I'll take it.
#CourtneysMysteryMalady
#covid
#SecondaryInfection
#HumanProblems
#health -
tfw your doctor's nursing student looks in your ear with his otoscope and murmurs, "Hm, that's interesting."
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Some people don't remember what it was like not to be able to use your phone when anyone in the house was online, and it shows.
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I was gonna toot something either funny or significant or both. But now I can't remember what it was. So instead, here's a cat.
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Happy 21st of #Veganuary!
"What about HUMAN problems? Doesn't Veganuary care about those?!"
Grats to all the new vegans this month, and thank you for all the good your doing for ALL earthlings. =o)
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We're posting every day this month on the theme of "Veganuary"; i.e. helpful resources for vegans old and new. See the http://YourVeganFallacyIs.com site for more.
#VeganStreet #HumanProblems #VEGANUARY2020 #resource #YourVeganFallacyIs #AnimalRights #SocialJustice #Vegan
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Sometimes I think my life is a series of rabbit holes and hobbit holes following each other in varying speeds of succession.
#HumanProblems
#humaning
#adulting
#MiddleEarth
#Wonderland
#LifeTheUniverseAndEverything -
I was yesterday years old when I learned that I've been using nosesprays wrong my entire life. Apparently, you're supposed to angle the nozzle toward the outer side of your nose, so that it enters your nasal cavities beneath your cheekbones. Tested this with my Azelastine spray, which usually leaves the most bitter taste in the back of my throat. Can confirm that angling it toward the cheekbones works.
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I was yesterday years old when I learned that I've been using nosesprays wrong my entire life. Apparently, you're supposed to angle the nozzle toward the outer side of your nose, so that it enters your nasal cavities beneath your cheekbones. Tested this with my Azelastine spray, which usually leaves the most bitter taste in the back of my throat. Can confirm that angling it toward the cheekbones works.
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I was yesterday years old when I learned that I've been using nosesprays wrong my entire life. Apparently, you're supposed to angle the nozzle toward the outer side of your nose, so that it enters your nasal cavities beneath your cheekbones. Tested this with my Azelastine spray, which usually leaves the most bitter taste in the back of my throat. Can confirm that angling it toward the cheekbones works.
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I was yesterday years old when I learned that I've been using nosesprays wrong my entire life. Apparently, you're supposed to angle the nozzle toward the outer side of your nose, so that it enters your nasal cavities beneath your cheekbones. Tested this with my Azelastine spray, which usually leaves the most bitter taste in the back of my throat. Can confirm that angling it toward the cheekbones works.
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Sometimes I think my life is a series of rabbit holes and hobbit holes following each other in varying speeds of succession.
#HumanProblems
#humaning
#adulting
#MiddleEarth
#Wonderland
#LifeTheUniverseAndEverything -
Sometimes I think my life is a series of rabbit holes and hobbit holes following each other in varying speeds of succession.
#HumanProblems
#humaning
#adulting
#MiddleEarth
#Wonderland
#LifeTheUniverseAndEverything -
Sometimes I think my life is a series of rabbit holes and hobbit holes following each other in varying speeds of succession.
#HumanProblems
#humaning
#adulting
#MiddleEarth
#Wonderland
#LifeTheUniverseAndEverything -
Sometimes I think my life is a series of rabbit holes and hobbit holes following each other in varying speeds of succession.
#HumanProblems
#humaning
#adulting
#MiddleEarth
#Wonderland
#LifeTheUniverseAndEverything -
Well, the number of runners is now slacking off significantly, and 10yo has come inside. She told me, cheerleading is hard work!"
And now I hear her say from the other room, "Alexa, I have had a very hard morning." 😆🤣🤣🤣
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Well, the number of runners is now slacking off significantly, and 10yo has come inside. She told me, cheerleading is hard work!"
And now I hear her say from the other room, "Alexa, I have had a very hard morning." 😆🤣🤣🤣
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Well, the number of runners is now slacking off significantly, and 10yo has come inside. She told me, cheerleading is hard work!"
And now I hear her say from the other room, "Alexa, I have had a very hard morning." 😆🤣🤣🤣
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Well, the number of runners is now slacking off significantly, and 10yo has come inside. She told me, cheerleading is hard work!"
And now I hear her say from the other room, "Alexa, I have had a very hard morning." 😆🤣🤣🤣
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Some people don't remember what it was like not to be able to use your phone when anyone in the house was online, and it shows.
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Some people don't remember what it was like not to be able to use your phone when anyone in the house was online, and it shows.