#dopamineattentionvariabiltyexecutivedysfunction — Public Fediverse posts

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13: OAF!

me: I'm not an oaf! you take that back!

13 *can't talk for laughing*

me: how very dare

13 *gasping between laughs*: i was trying to say opoe, but my lip caught on my braces!

Reader, I almost had to pull the car over.

🤣🤣🤣

2/2

#laughter
#teenager
#teen
#7thGraderLife
#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#MotherDaughterConversations
#family
#ILoveThisKid

...

13: OAF!

me: I'm not an oaf! you take that back!

13 *can't talk for laughing*

me: how very dare

13 *gasping between laughs*: i was trying to say opoe, but my lip caught on my braces!

Reader, I almost had to pull the car over.

🤣🤣🤣

2/2

#laughter
#teenager
#teen
#7thGraderLife
#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#MotherDaughterConversations
#family
#ILoveThisKid

...

13: OAF!

me: I'm not an oaf! you take that back!

13 *can't talk for laughing*

me: how very dare

13 *gasping between laughs*: i was trying to say opoe, but my lip caught on my braces!

Reader, I almost had to pull the car over.

🤣🤣🤣

2/2

#laughter
#teenager
#teen
#7thGraderLife
#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#MotherDaughterConversations
#family
#ILoveThisKid

...

13: OAF!

me: I'm not an oaf! you take that back!

13 *can't talk for laughing*

me: how very dare

13 *gasping between laughs*: i was trying to say opoe, but my lip caught on my braces!

Reader, I almost had to pull the car over.

🤣🤣🤣

2/2

#laughter
#teenager
#teen
#7thGraderLife
#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#MotherDaughterConversations
#family
#ILoveThisKid

...

13: OAF!

me: I'm not an oaf! you take that back!

13 *can't talk for laughing*

me: how very dare

13 *gasping between laughs*: i was trying to say opoe, but my lip caught on my braces!

Reader, I almost had to pull the car over.

🤣🤣🤣

2/2

#laughter
#teenager
#teen
#7thGraderLife
#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#MotherDaughterConversations
#family
#ILoveThisKid

RE: https://toot.cat/@woozle/116324189191503185

Hi, I'm Courtney. I'm not autistic, but I do have ADHD, which does, at times, trigger neurodivulgence.

Also, I am liking the application of inflectional morphology to DuckDuckGo.

The existence of DuckDuckGo implies not only the existence of DuckDuckWent (as @woozle demonstrates below), but also of DuckDuckHaveGone and DuckDuckWillHaveBeenGoing.

It's completely delightful.

#EnglishLanguage
#grammar
#IHeartLanguage
#ILoveWords
#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction

"Courtney's house is that stereotypical explosion in a watch factory that somehow produces a watch. But, like, daily."

-- @JoshuaUnruh

He's not wrong about the explosive watch factory part, but I don't think I produce "watches" with anything like daily consistency. 😆

#DailyLife
#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#adulting
#IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing

RE: https://mastodon.social/@structuredsucc/116280921374869517

Same.

And what's extra difficult is that while we're following our breadcrumb trail of seemingly random associations, we generally get interrupted every other thought with NTs' messages that we think wrong, we learned wrong, we're just doing it wrong, ad infinitum ad nauseam. It's exhausting.

#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#HyperkineticDisorder

Signal: We will occasionally ask you for your PIN so that you remember it.

me: ha ha cute of you to assume I remembered it 10 minutes after I set it

#memory
#MemoryProblems
#ADHD
#ADHDBrain
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction

STATUS: in an entire SEASON of #ADHD #hyperfixation on #WRITING

GOOD! I'm accomplishing oh so very much #wordsmith-ing! Yay!

NOT GOOD! I'm completing ~5% of tasks & other projects that *need* *my* attention!

Also, spouse & offspring are making noises about missing me?😬

Also, I live in the hope that during my literal 6-8 hours of daily butt-in-chair writing, something external will remind me to drink water & eat. 🫤

#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#DAVE
#HyperkineticDisorder

I have peopled nearly all day long for 3 days in a row, and my autonomic nervous system is beyond overstimulated. Executive dysfunction is up for sure. I am very much looking forward to #yoga class and #weightlifting tomorrow morning, and then alone time for much of the day. I might paint. 😊

#ADHD
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#DAVE
#OilPainting
#introvert
#ambivert