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  1. Stepped on some glass. Then took a step which broke it into three pieces, lodging all of them deep inside my foot.

    It wasn’t my favorite way to start a Thursday.

  2. Getting old is making sound effects every morning just trying to stand up. Knees crack, back pops, and somehow the first noise of the day comes from me instead of the coffee maker. Human bodies really do expire like store-brand batteries.

    #Aging #Morning #Ouch #Creaky #Tired #Adulting #Pain #Coffee #Reality #Oldness

  3. Ladies and gentlemen: the “I don’t need no stinking stairs stairs”
    #funny #ouch #fail #stupidity

  4. Ladies and gentlemen: the “I don’t need no stinking stairs stairs”
    #funny #ouch #fail #stupidity

  5. Ladies and gentlemen: the “I don’t need no stinking stairs stairs”
    #funny #ouch #fail #stupidity

  6. Ladies and gentlemen: the “I don’t need no stinking stairs stairs”
    #funny #ouch #fail #stupidity

  7. Imagine having sore legs and living on the fourth floor of a building where the lift is out of order #ouch

  8. Imagine having sore legs and living on the fourth floor of a building where the lift is out of order #ouch

  9. Imagine having sore legs and living on the fourth floor of a building where the lift is out of order #ouch

  10. Caught the tip of my thumb with a rubber mallet while working in the garden.

    #ouch #mildlyinfuriating

  11. Caught the tip of my thumb with a rubber mallet while working in the garden.

    #ouch #mildlyinfuriating

  12. Caught the tip of my thumb with a rubber mallet while working in the garden.

    #ouch #mildlyinfuriating

  13. Nobody warns you about how much a teeny tiny biopsy hurts, let alone 3 teeny tiny biopsies. #colonoscopy #ouch

  14. Not going to miss these windows that only open at the top, and need a chair/ladder to stand on to open. Just fell off a chair because I’m exhausted and not paying attention. Sore legs and stomach 😞😅

    I’m so fed up of packing and organising. We don’t really have that much stuff, I don’t understand where it’s coming from 🙂
    #Ouch #Exhausted

  15. Not going to miss these windows that only open at the top, and need a chair/ladder to stand on to open. Just fell off a chair because I’m exhausted and not paying attention. Sore legs and stomach 😞😅

    I’m so fed up of packing and organising. We don’t really have that much stuff, I don’t understand where it’s coming from 🙂
    #Ouch #Exhausted

  16. Not going to miss these windows that only open at the top, and need a chair/ladder to stand on to open. Just fell off a chair because I’m exhausted and not paying attention. Sore legs and stomach 😞😅

    I’m so fed up of packing and organising. We don’t really have that much stuff, I don’t understand where it’s coming from 🙂
    #Ouch #Exhausted

  17. Not going to miss these windows that only open at the top, and need a chair/ladder to stand on to open. Just fell off a chair because I’m exhausted and not paying attention. Sore legs and stomach 😞😅

    I’m so fed up of packing and organising. We don’t really have that much stuff, I don’t understand where it’s coming from 🙂
    #Ouch #Exhausted

  18. Ooh I just got a paper cut right at the cuticle above my index fingernail that's gonna hurt. #Ouch

  19. Ooh I just got a paper cut right at the cuticle above my index fingernail that's gonna hurt. #Ouch

  20. Ooh I just got a paper cut right at the cuticle above my index fingernail that's gonna hurt. #Ouch

  21. Ooh I just got a paper cut right at the cuticle above my index fingernail that's gonna hurt. #Ouch

  22. Ooh I just got a paper cut right at the cuticle above my index fingernail that's gonna hurt. #Ouch

  23. @thomas #ouch Get well soon 🍀 I know the feeling… 😖

  24. @thomas #ouch Get well soon 🍀 I know the feeling… 😖

  25. @thomas #ouch Get well soon 🍀 I know the feeling… 😖

  26. @thomas #ouch Get well soon 🍀 I know the feeling… 😖

  27. @thomas #ouch Get well soon 🍀 I know the feeling… 😖

  28. Pues no me acaban de llamar de la selección de un puesto y la de RRHH me ha puesto a caldo por mandar mi CV con, y cito: 'tantisimas carencias'?

    Hay que joderse, que encajaba en todo menos en una cosa que me estoy formando ;_;

    En fin, culparé a la malafollá

    #SingularesAventurasBuscandoEmpleo #EsViernesDeSerBordeSupongo #Ouch

  29. Pues no me acaban de llamar de la selección de un puesto y la de RRHH me ha puesto a caldo por mandar mi CV con, y cito: 'tantisimas carencias'?

    Hay que joderse, que encajaba en todo menos en una cosa que me estoy formando ;_;

    En fin, culparé a la malafollá

    #SingularesAventurasBuscandoEmpleo #EsViernesDeSerBordeSupongo #Ouch

  30. Pues no me acaban de llamar de la selección de un puesto y la de RRHH me ha puesto a caldo por mandar mi CV con, y cito: 'tantisimas carencias'?

    Hay que joderse, que encajaba en todo menos en una cosa que me estoy formando ;_;

    En fin, culparé a la malafollá

    #SingularesAventurasBuscandoEmpleo #EsViernesDeSerBordeSupongo #Ouch

  31. Pues no me acaban de llamar de la selección de un puesto y la de RRHH me ha puesto a caldo por mandar mi CV con, y cito: 'tantisimas carencias'?

    Hay que joderse, que encajaba en todo menos en una cosa que me estoy formando ;_;

    En fin, culparé a la malafollá

    #SingularesAventurasBuscandoEmpleo #EsViernesDeSerBordeSupongo #Ouch

  32. Pues no me acaban de llamar de la selección de un puesto y la de RRHH me ha puesto a caldo por mandar mi CV con, y cito: 'tantisimas carencias'?

    Hay que joderse, que encajaba en todo menos en una cosa que me estoy formando ;_;

    En fin, culparé a la malafollá

    #SingularesAventurasBuscandoEmpleo #EsViernesDeSerBordeSupongo #Ouch

  33. Checking in on your toon friends each weekend only to be met with their socials saying stuff like

    Broke my legs falling from a five story building, into a razor blade factory

    #ouch! #lol