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  1. Cartoon #imageDescription for "Joining the great machine consciousness" by Rory Blank:

    Panel 1: a character resembling George Jetson, the father in the Hanna-Barbera animation The Jetsons, is seen undressing, while he sadly monologues:

    "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind."

    Panel 2: George is now fully shaved and undressed to his underpants, and hooked up with wires to his head and arms, with his arms and legs spread out, perhaps like DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, while continuing his (apparent) monologue:

    "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there somewhere inside the computer."

    Panel 3: a metal head wearing a cleaning maid's bonnet appears, with various wires coming out of it, seen from behind, giving George a shocked look on his face, as it says:

    "Mr. J."

    Panel 4: we now see the robot face up close; it resembles Rosie, the robot maid from The Jetsons, as it coldly replies:

    "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine, but consumed by it. Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."

    The comic is signed at the bottom with "Rory Blank".

    #DescribedForYou #DescribedMedia #RoryBlank #ImageDescriptions #altText #TheJetsons

  2. Cartoon #imageDescription for "Joining the great machine consciousness" by Rory Blank:

    Panel 1: a character resembling George Jetson, the father in the Hanna-Barbera animation The Jetsons, is seen undressing, while he sadly monologues:

    "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind."

    Panel 2: George is now fully shaved and undressed to his underpants, and hooked up with wires to his head and arms, with his arms and legs spread out, perhaps like DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, while continuing his (apparent) monologue:

    "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there somewhere inside the computer."

    Panel 3: a metal head wearing a cleaning maid's bonnet appears, with various wires coming out of it, seen from behind, giving George a shocked look on his face, as it says:

    "Mr. J."

    Panel 4: we now see the robot face up close; it resembles Rosie, the robot maid from The Jetsons, as it coldly replies:

    "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine, but consumed by it. Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."

    The comic is signed at the bottom with "Rory Blank".

    #DescribedForYou #DescribedMedia #RoryBlank #ImageDescriptions #altText #TheJetsons

  3. Cartoon #imageDescription for "Joining the great machine consciousness" by Rory Blank:

    Panel 1: a character resembling George Jetson, the father in the Hanna-Barbera animation The Jetsons, is seen undressing, while he sadly monologues:

    "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind."

    Panel 2: George is now fully shaved and undressed to his underpants, and hooked up with wires to his head and arms, with his arms and legs spread out, perhaps like DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, while continuing his (apparent) monologue:

    "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there somewhere inside the computer."

    Panel 3: a metal head wearing a cleaning maid's bonnet appears, with various wires coming out of it, seen from behind, giving George a shocked look on his face, as it says:

    "Mr. J."

    Panel 4: we now see the robot face up close; it resembles Rosie, the robot maid from The Jetsons, as it coldly replies:

    "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine, but consumed by it. Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."

    The comic is signed at the bottom with "Rory Blank".

    #DescribedForYou #DescribedMedia #RoryBlank #ImageDescriptions #altText #TheJetsons

  4. Cartoon #imageDescription for "Joining the great machine consciousness" by Rory Blank:

    Panel 1: a character resembling George Jetson, the father in the Hanna-Barbera animation The Jetsons, is seen undressing, while he sadly monologues:

    "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind."

    Panel 2: George is now fully shaved and undressed to his underpants, and hooked up with wires to his head and arms, with his arms and legs spread out, perhaps like DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, while continuing his (apparent) monologue:

    "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there somewhere inside the computer."

    Panel 3: a metal head wearing a cleaning maid's bonnet appears, with various wires coming out of it, seen from behind, giving George a shocked look on his face, as it says:

    "Mr. J."

    Panel 4: we now see the robot face up close; it resembles Rosie, the robot maid from The Jetsons, as it coldly replies:

    "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine, but consumed by it. Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."

    The comic is signed at the bottom with "Rory Blank".

    #DescribedForYou #DescribedMedia #RoryBlank #ImageDescriptions #altText #TheJetsons

  5. Cartoon #imageDescription for "Joining the great machine consciousness" by Rory Blank:

    Panel 1: a character resembling George Jetson, the father in the Hanna-Barbera animation The Jetsons, is seen undressing, while he sadly monologues:

    "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind."

    Panel 2: George is now fully shaved and undressed to his underpants, and hooked up with wires to his head and arms, with his arms and legs spread out, perhaps like DaVinci's Vitruvian Man, while continuing his (apparent) monologue:

    "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there somewhere inside the computer."

    Panel 3: a metal head wearing a cleaning maid's bonnet appears, with various wires coming out of it, seen from behind, giving George a shocked look on his face, as it says:

    "Mr. J."

    Panel 4: we now see the robot face up close; it resembles Rosie, the robot maid from The Jetsons, as it coldly replies:

    "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine, but consumed by it. Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."

    The comic is signed at the bottom with "Rory Blank".

    #DescribedForYou #DescribedMedia #RoryBlank #ImageDescriptions #altText #TheJetsons

  6. @djamilaknopf
    alternative image description suggestion: a painting of a cat shopkeeper. Surrounded by their wares, sits an orange and white cat behind a low open cabinet similar to a TV bench. Their feet and bum have wiggled itself in the opening —because of course a cat has to occupy an opening if it can— while their paws are leaning on the top. They look quite pleased and at peace.
    Their wares are a variety of jars, tins, boxes and other containers, made from a variety of materials. Some more notable objects include a big wireframe basket, perhaps containing yarn?, a drawing of a cat, a maneki-neko statue (one of those Japanese 'beckoning cats' with their paw raised; moving back and forth beckoning in any visitors), paintings of a house and of a lidded pan, something that looks like a bigger than usual brass service bell?, a framed fish, and a large ball.
    Above their shop is a wooden sign with Japanese glyphs.

    #altText #imageDescription #describedMedia #describedForYou

  7. @djamilaknopf
    alternative image description suggestion: a painting of a cat shopkeeper. Surrounded by their wares, sits an orange and white cat behind a low open cabinet similar to a TV bench. Their feet and bum have wiggled itself in the opening —because of course a cat has to occupy an opening if it can— while their paws are leaning on the top. They look quite pleased and at peace.
    Their wares are a variety of jars, tins, boxes and other containers, made from a variety of materials. Some more notable objects include a big wireframe basket, perhaps containing yarn?, a drawing of a cat, a maneki-neko statue (one of those Japanese 'beckoning cats' with their paw raised; moving back and forth beckoning in any visitors), paintings of a house and of a lidded pan, something that looks like a bigger than usual brass service bell?, a framed fish, and a large ball.
    Above their shop is a wooden sign with Japanese glyphs.

    #altText #imageDescription #describedMedia #describedForYou

  8. @djamilaknopf
    alternative image description suggestion: a painting of a cat shopkeeper. Surrounded by their wares, sits an orange and white cat behind a low open cabinet similar to a TV bench. Their feet and bum have wiggled itself in the opening —because of course a cat has to occupy an opening if it can— while their paws are leaning on the top. They look quite pleased and at peace.
    Their wares are a variety of jars, tins, boxes and other containers, made from a variety of materials. Some more notable objects include a big wireframe basket, perhaps containing yarn?, a drawing of a cat, a maneki-neko statue (one of those Japanese 'beckoning cats' with their paw raised; moving back and forth beckoning in any visitors), paintings of a house and of a lidded pan, something that looks like a bigger than usual brass service bell?, a framed fish, and a large ball.
    Above their shop is a wooden sign with Japanese glyphs.

    #altText #imageDescription #describedMedia #describedForYou

  9. @djamilaknopf
    alternative image description suggestion: a painting of a cat shopkeeper. Surrounded by their wares, sits an orange and white cat behind a low open cabinet similar to a TV bench. Their feet and bum have wiggled itself in the opening —because of course a cat has to occupy an opening if it can— while their paws are leaning on the top. They look quite pleased and at peace.
    Their wares are a variety of jars, tins, boxes and other containers, made from a variety of materials. Some more notable objects include a big wireframe basket, perhaps containing yarn?, a drawing of a cat, a maneki-neko statue (one of those Japanese 'beckoning cats' with their paw raised; moving back and forth beckoning in any visitors), paintings of a house and of a lidded pan, something that looks like a bigger than usual brass service bell?, a framed fish, and a large ball.
    Above their shop is a wooden sign with Japanese glyphs.

    #altText #imageDescription #describedMedia #describedForYou

  10. @djamilaknopf
    alternative image description suggestion: a painting of a cat shopkeeper. Surrounded by their wares, sits an orange and white cat behind a low open cabinet similar to a TV bench. Their feet and bum have wiggled itself in the opening —because of course a cat has to occupy an opening if it can— while their paws are leaning on the top. They look quite pleased and at peace.
    Their wares are a variety of jars, tins, boxes and other containers, made from a variety of materials. Some more notable objects include a big wireframe basket, perhaps containing yarn?, a drawing of a cat, a maneki-neko statue (one of those Japanese 'beckoning cats' with their paw raised; moving back and forth beckoning in any visitors), paintings of a house and of a lidded pan, something that looks like a bigger than usual brass service bell?, a framed fish, and a large ball.
    Above their shop is a wooden sign with Japanese glyphs.

    #altText #imageDescription #describedMedia #describedForYou

  11. Image description for two frame comic:
    A person turning a radio on, next to a small seedling in a pot, while saying: "Country music makes plants grow!"
    In the next frame the seedling is growing towards the radio while the music is still playing, thinking: "must... reach... off... button..."

    @SandraDeHaan

    #ImageDescriptions #DescribedMedia #altText

  12. Image description for two frame comic:
    A person turning a radio on, next to a small seedling in a pot, while saying: "Country music makes plants grow!"
    In the next frame the seedling is growing towards the radio while the music is still playing, thinking: "must... reach... off... button..."

    @SandraDeHaan

    #ImageDescriptions #DescribedMedia #altText

  13. Image description for two frame comic:
    A person turning a radio on, next to a small seedling in a pot, while saying: "Country music makes plants grow!"
    In the next frame the seedling is growing towards the radio while the music is still playing, thinking: "must... reach... off... button..."

    @SandraDeHaan

    #ImageDescriptions #DescribedMedia #altText

  14. Image description for two frame comic:
    A person turning a radio on, next to a small seedling in a pot, while saying: "Country music makes plants grow!"
    In the next frame the seedling is growing towards the radio while the music is still playing, thinking: "must... reach... off... button..."

    @SandraDeHaan

    #ImageDescriptions #DescribedMedia #altText

  15. CW: full image description for OP's post of an ad for a prank golf club

    An old ad clipping for a prank item.
    It includes a cartoon of an angry looking middle-aged man in golf shorts, cleats, barely fitting t-shirt and baseball cap standing near a hole on a golf court, breaking a golf club over his knee, as two fellow golfers look at him with disgust and anger. In the top corner is a close-up of a hand tightening the bolt on a new stick being inserted in the club's iron.
    It's accompanied by the ad's text:

    «Mad, Mad, Mad Putter

    The Greatest Golf Gag Ever!

    Go ahead lose your "cool." Why hold it in after you've missed that 12-incher? Now you can break that blasted putter over your knee, get the frustration out of your system, and at the same time pull a heck of a gag on your partners. After you've staged your wild antics and your buddies are coming down on you, you simply reach into your bag, pull out a new wood shaft, replace the broken one in seconds - and you're ready to putt again. YOU FEEL BETTER. Your partners' reactions are unpredictable, but some of the ones we've seen include: shock; outrage, disgust; bewilderment. Then everything ends up with a good laugh. Each standard length putter has a professional head & grip. Packaged with 10 genuine beautifully finished wooden shafts. Additional shafts available. Sensational gift.

    2968M. Mad, Mad Putter. $21.95»

    C.C. @NoveltyBot

    #ImageDescriptions #DescribedMedia

  16. CW: full image description for OP's post of an ad for a prank golf club

    An old ad clipping for a prank item.
    It includes a cartoon of an angry looking middle-aged man in golf shorts, cleats, barely fitting t-shirt and baseball cap standing near a hole on a golf court, breaking a golf club over his knee, as two fellow golfers look at him with disgust and anger. In the top corner is a close-up of a hand tightening the bolt on a new stick being inserted in the club's iron.
    It's accompanied by the ad's text:

    «Mad, Mad, Mad Putter

    The Greatest Golf Gag Ever!

    Go ahead lose your "cool." Why hold it in after you've missed that 12-incher? Now you can break that blasted putter over your knee, get the frustration out of your system, and at the same time pull a heck of a gag on your partners. After you've staged your wild antics and your buddies are coming down on you, you simply reach into your bag, pull out a new wood shaft, replace the broken one in seconds - and you're ready to putt again. YOU FEEL BETTER. Your partners' reactions are unpredictable, but some of the ones we've seen include: shock; outrage, disgust; bewilderment. Then everything ends up with a good laugh. Each standard length putter has a professional head & grip. Packaged with 10 genuine beautifully finished wooden shafts. Additional shafts available. Sensational gift.

    2968M. Mad, Mad Putter. $21.95»

    C.C. @NoveltyBot

    #ImageDescriptions #DescribedMedia

  17. CW: full image description for OP's post of an ad for a prank golf club

    An old ad clipping for a prank item.
    It includes a cartoon of an angry looking middle-aged man in golf shorts, cleats, barely fitting t-shirt and baseball cap standing near a hole on a golf court, breaking a golf club over his knee, as two fellow golfers look at him with disgust and anger. In the top corner is a close-up of a hand tightening the bolt on a new stick being inserted in the club's iron.
    It's accompanied by the ad's text:

    «Mad, Mad, Mad Putter

    The Greatest Golf Gag Ever!

    Go ahead lose your "cool." Why hold it in after you've missed that 12-incher? Now you can break that blasted putter over your knee, get the frustration out of your system, and at the same time pull a heck of a gag on your partners. After you've staged your wild antics and your buddies are coming down on you, you simply reach into your bag, pull out a new wood shaft, replace the broken one in seconds - and you're ready to putt again. YOU FEEL BETTER. Your partners' reactions are unpredictable, but some of the ones we've seen include: shock; outrage, disgust; bewilderment. Then everything ends up with a good laugh. Each standard length putter has a professional head & grip. Packaged with 10 genuine beautifully finished wooden shafts. Additional shafts available. Sensational gift.

    2968M. Mad, Mad Putter. $21.95»

    C.C. @NoveltyBot

    #ImageDescriptions #DescribedMedia

  18. CW: full image description for OP's post of an ad for a prank golf club

    An old ad clipping for a prank item.
    It includes a cartoon of an angry looking middle-aged man in golf shorts, cleats, barely fitting t-shirt and baseball cap standing near a hole on a golf court, breaking a golf club over his knee, as two fellow golfers look at him with disgust and anger. In the top corner is a close-up of a hand tightening the bolt on a new stick being inserted in the club's iron.
    It's accompanied by the ad's text:

    «Mad, Mad, Mad Putter

    The Greatest Golf Gag Ever!

    Go ahead lose your "cool." Why hold it in after you've missed that 12-incher? Now you can break that blasted putter over your knee, get the frustration out of your system, and at the same time pull a heck of a gag on your partners. After you've staged your wild antics and your buddies are coming down on you, you simply reach into your bag, pull out a new wood shaft, replace the broken one in seconds - and you're ready to putt again. YOU FEEL BETTER. Your partners' reactions are unpredictable, but some of the ones we've seen include: shock; outrage, disgust; bewilderment. Then everything ends up with a good laugh. Each standard length putter has a professional head & grip. Packaged with 10 genuine beautifully finished wooden shafts. Additional shafts available. Sensational gift.

    2968M. Mad, Mad Putter. $21.95»

    C.C. @NoveltyBot

    #ImageDescriptions #DescribedMedia

  19. CW: suggestion for improved image description, uspol

    8 panel comic by Garry Trudeau

    Panel 1:

    Teacher saying "Okay, let's be clear about the cause of the civil war..." while writing "Slavery" with chalk on a schoolboard.

    Panel 2:

    Teacher continues off-screen "It's cited in seven state declarations of secession!" while the panel focuses on 3 bored and dejected looking students, one of which is thinking "Hmm... Wonder if I should rat her out..."

    Panel 3:

    Teacher is now seen facing the classroom: ”Something else not in your new textbook..."
    (Two years are written on the blackboard behind her, 1862 and 1863, along with some notes that are partially obscured by the teacher.)
    "Nearly 100,000 white southerners volunteered to fight for the union!"

    Panel 4:

    Focus on the teacher:
    "In fact, it was Alabama cavalry who flanked Sherman on his march through Georgia!"

    Panel 5:

    We now look at the still apathetic or disinterested looking classroom from behind the teacher as she continue:
    "Unlike their neighbors, these men accepted Lincoln's free and fair election. They fought to preserve democracy!"

    Panel 6:

    Student 2: "Whoa. The never-Trumpers of their day."

    Student 3: "Mrs. Johnson, this is Florida. Isn't it against the law to teach us the full story?"

    Panel 7:

    Teacher: "Sadly, yes."
    Student 2: "Aren't you worried. Ma'am? What if someone turns you in?"

    Panel 8:

    Teacher: "Well, my husband's waiting outside in our truck."

    Off-screen student: "Go now, ma'am! Before it's too late!"

    Student 2: "Take I-95 North! Route 1's a mess!"

    Student 3: "Text us when you make the border, okay?"
    (Panel is signed "GB Trudeau".)

    @counterpoint

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  20. CW: suggestion for improved image description, uspol

    8 panel comic by Garry Trudeau

    Panel 1:

    Teacher saying "Okay, let's be clear about the cause of the civil war..." while writing "Slavery" with chalk on a schoolboard.

    Panel 2:

    Teacher continues off-screen "It's cited in seven state declarations of secession!" while the panel focuses on 3 bored and dejected looking students, one of which is thinking "Hmm... Wonder if I should rat her out..."

    Panel 3:

    Teacher is now seen facing the classroom: ”Something else not in your new textbook..."
    (Two years are written on the blackboard behind her, 1862 and 1863, along with some notes that are partially obscured by the teacher.)
    "Nearly 100,000 white southerners volunteered to fight for the union!"

    Panel 4:

    Focus on the teacher:
    "In fact, it was Alabama cavalry who flanked Sherman on his march through Georgia!"

    Panel 5:

    We now look at the still apathetic or disinterested looking classroom from behind the teacher as she continue:
    "Unlike their neighbors, these men accepted Lincoln's free and fair election. They fought to preserve democracy!"

    Panel 6:

    Student 2: "Whoa. The never-Trumpers of their day."

    Student 3: "Mrs. Johnson, this is Florida. Isn't it against the law to teach us the full story?"

    Panel 7:

    Teacher: "Sadly, yes."
    Student 2: "Aren't you worried. Ma'am? What if someone turns you in?"

    Panel 8:

    Teacher: "Well, my husband's waiting outside in our truck."

    Off-screen student: "Go now, ma'am! Before it's too late!"

    Student 2: "Take I-95 North! Route 1's a mess!"

    Student 3: "Text us when you make the border, okay?"
    (Panel is signed "GB Trudeau".)

    @counterpoint

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  21. CW: suggestion for improved image description, uspol

    8 panel comic by Garry Trudeau

    Panel 1:

    Teacher saying "Okay, let's be clear about the cause of the civil war..." while writing "Slavery" with chalk on a schoolboard.

    Panel 2:

    Teacher continues off-screen "It's cited in seven state declarations of secession!" while the panel focuses on 3 bored and dejected looking students, one of which is thinking "Hmm... Wonder if I should rat her out..."

    Panel 3:

    Teacher is now seen facing the classroom: ”Something else not in your new textbook..."
    (Two years are written on the blackboard behind her, 1862 and 1863, along with some notes that are partially obscured by the teacher.)
    "Nearly 100,000 white southerners volunteered to fight for the union!"

    Panel 4:

    Focus on the teacher:
    "In fact, it was Alabama cavalry who flanked Sherman on his march through Georgia!"

    Panel 5:

    We now look at the still apathetic or disinterested looking classroom from behind the teacher as she continue:
    "Unlike their neighbors, these men accepted Lincoln's free and fair election. They fought to preserve democracy!"

    Panel 6:

    Student 2: "Whoa. The never-Trumpers of their day."

    Student 3: "Mrs. Johnson, this is Florida. Isn't it against the law to teach us the full story?"

    Panel 7:

    Teacher: "Sadly, yes."
    Student 2: "Aren't you worried. Ma'am? What if someone turns you in?"

    Panel 8:

    Teacher: "Well, my husband's waiting outside in our truck."

    Off-screen student: "Go now, ma'am! Before it's too late!"

    Student 2: "Take I-95 North! Route 1's a mess!"

    Student 3: "Text us when you make the border, okay?"
    (Panel is signed "GB Trudeau".)

    @counterpoint

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  22. CW: suggestion for improved image description, uspol

    8 panel comic by Garry Trudeau

    Panel 1:

    Teacher saying "Okay, let's be clear about the cause of the civil war..." while writing "Slavery" with chalk on a schoolboard.

    Panel 2:

    Teacher continues off-screen "It's cited in seven state declarations of secession!" while the panel focuses on 3 bored and dejected looking students, one of which is thinking "Hmm... Wonder if I should rat her out..."

    Panel 3:

    Teacher is now seen facing the classroom: ”Something else not in your new textbook..."
    (Two years are written on the blackboard behind her, 1862 and 1863, along with some notes that are partially obscured by the teacher.)
    "Nearly 100,000 white southerners volunteered to fight for the union!"

    Panel 4:

    Focus on the teacher:
    "In fact, it was Alabama cavalry who flanked Sherman on his march through Georgia!"

    Panel 5:

    We now look at the still apathetic or disinterested looking classroom from behind the teacher as she continue:
    "Unlike their neighbors, these men accepted Lincoln's free and fair election. They fought to preserve democracy!"

    Panel 6:

    Student 2: "Whoa. The never-Trumpers of their day."

    Student 3: "Mrs. Johnson, this is Florida. Isn't it against the law to teach us the full story?"

    Panel 7:

    Teacher: "Sadly, yes."
    Student 2: "Aren't you worried. Ma'am? What if someone turns you in?"

    Panel 8:

    Teacher: "Well, my husband's waiting outside in our truck."

    Off-screen student: "Go now, ma'am! Before it's too late!"

    Student 2: "Take I-95 North! Route 1's a mess!"

    Student 3: "Text us when you make the border, okay?"
    (Panel is signed "GB Trudeau".)

    @counterpoint

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  23. CW: suggestion for improved image description, uspol

    8 panel comic by Garry Trudeau

    Panel 1:

    Teacher saying "Okay, let's be clear about the cause of the civil war..." while writing "Slavery" with chalk on a schoolboard.

    Panel 2:

    Teacher continues off-screen "It's cited in seven state declarations of secession!" while the panel focuses on 3 bored and dejected looking students, one of which is thinking "Hmm... Wonder if I should rat her out..."

    Panel 3:

    Teacher is now seen facing the classroom: ”Something else not in your new textbook..."
    (Two years are written on the blackboard behind her, 1862 and 1863, along with some notes that are partially obscured by the teacher.)
    "Nearly 100,000 white southerners volunteered to fight for the union!"

    Panel 4:

    Focus on the teacher:
    "In fact, it was Alabama cavalry who flanked Sherman on his march through Georgia!"

    Panel 5:

    We now look at the still apathetic or disinterested looking classroom from behind the teacher as she continue:
    "Unlike their neighbors, these men accepted Lincoln's free and fair election. They fought to preserve democracy!"

    Panel 6:

    Student 2: "Whoa. The never-Trumpers of their day."

    Student 3: "Mrs. Johnson, this is Florida. Isn't it against the law to teach us the full story?"

    Panel 7:

    Teacher: "Sadly, yes."
    Student 2: "Aren't you worried. Ma'am? What if someone turns you in?"

    Panel 8:

    Teacher: "Well, my husband's waiting outside in our truck."

    Off-screen student: "Go now, ma'am! Before it's too late!"

    Student 2: "Take I-95 North! Route 1's a mess!"

    Student 3: "Text us when you make the border, okay?"
    (Panel is signed "GB Trudeau".)

    @counterpoint

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  24. CW: Image description for "millennial mid-life crisis" comic by Cassandra Calin, posted by OP

    4 panel cartoon by Cassandra Calin, titled "What a millennial's mid-life crisis looks like"

    • A living room crowded with plants, with a person putting another plant onto the (also rather filled) window sill. The person looks quite content.
    • A person carrying a box with a brand new air-fryer. They look very happy with their purchase.
    • The same person running a half marathon. They look very exhausted, red in the face, and sweaty. Their legs are trembling from exertion. In the background amongst the cheering crowd, hand-held signs can be seen with "Let's Go!!!" and "Therapy was also an option".
    • The final frame has the same person in bed telling their partner "Let's go to Japan!"

    Comic source: instagram.com/cassandracalin/p

    #CassandraCalin #MidlifeCrisis #comic #DescribedMedia #AltText #ImageDescription

  25. CW: Image description for "millennial mid-life crisis" comic by Cassandra Calin, posted by OP

    4 panel cartoon by Cassandra Calin, titled "What a millennial's mid-life crisis looks like"

    • A living room crowded with plants, with a person putting another plant onto the (also rather filled) window sill. The person looks quite content.
    • A person carrying a box with a brand new air-fryer. They look very happy with their purchase.
    • The same person running a half marathon. They look very exhausted, red in the face, and sweaty. Their legs are trembling from exertion. In the background amongst the cheering crowd, hand-held signs can be seen with "Let's Go!!!" and "Therapy was also an option".
    • The final frame has the same person in bed telling their partner "Let's go to Japan!"

    Comic source: instagram.com/cassandracalin/p

    #CassandraCalin #MidlifeCrisis #comic #DescribedMedia #AltText #ImageDescription

  26. CW: Image description for "millennial mid-life crisis" comic by Cassandra Calin, posted by OP

    4 panel cartoon by Cassandra Calin, titled "What a millennial's mid-life crisis looks like"

    • A living room crowded with plants, with a person putting another plant onto the (also rather filled) window sill. The person looks quite content.
    • A person carrying a box with a brand new air-fryer. They look very happy with their purchase.
    • The same person running a half marathon. They look very exhausted, red in the face, and sweaty. Their legs are trembling from exertion. In the background amongst the cheering crowd, hand-held signs can be seen with "Let's Go!!!" and "Therapy was also an option".
    • The final frame has the same person in bed telling their partner "Let's go to Japan!"

    Comic source: instagram.com/cassandracalin/p

    #CassandraCalin #MidlifeCrisis #comic #DescribedMedia #AltText #ImageDescription

  27. CW: Image description for "millennial mid-life crisis" comic by Cassandra Calin, posted by OP

    4 panel cartoon by Cassandra Calin, titled "What a millennial's mid-life crisis looks like"

    • A living room crowded with plants, with a person putting another plant onto the (also rather filled) window sill. The person looks quite content.
    • A person carrying a box with a brand new air-fryer. They look very happy with their purchase.
    • The same person running a half marathon. They look very exhausted, red in the face, and sweaty. Their legs are trembling from exertion. In the background amongst the cheering crowd, hand-held signs can be seen with "Let's Go!!!" and "Therapy was also an option".
    • The final frame has the same person in bed telling their partner "Let's go to Japan!"

    Comic source: instagram.com/cassandracalin/p

    #CassandraCalin #MidlifeCrisis #comic #DescribedMedia #AltText #ImageDescription

  28. Image description for meme image in parent post by @richard:
    «Portrait of Laas, a changeling as portrayed by J.G. Hertzler on DS9, overlaid with the meme template of Lower Decks' Mariner yelling "This guy sucks!"»
    @punkonbus1701 @digichelle

    #describedMedia

  29. Image description for meme image in parent post by @richard:
    «Portrait of Laas, a changeling as portrayed by J.G. Hertzler on DS9, overlaid with the meme template of Lower Decks' Mariner yelling "This guy sucks!"»
    @punkonbus1701 @digichelle

    #describedMedia

  30. Image description for meme image in parent post by @richard:
    «Portrait of Laas, a changeling as portrayed by J.G. Hertzler on DS9, overlaid with the meme template of Lower Decks' Mariner yelling "This guy sucks!"»
    @punkonbus1701 @digichelle

    #describedMedia

  31. Image description for meme image in parent post by @richard:
    «Portrait of Laas, a changeling as portrayed by J.G. Hertzler on DS9, overlaid with the meme template of Lower Decks' Mariner yelling "This guy sucks!"»
    @punkonbus1701 @digichelle

    #describedMedia

  32. Image description for meme image in parent post by @richard:
    «Portrait of Laas, a changeling as portrayed by J.G. Hertzler on DS9, overlaid with the meme template of Lower Decks' Mariner yelling "This guy sucks!"»
    @punkonbus1701 @digichelle

    #describedMedia

  33. CW: List of banned books in OP's screenshot (long, 4700+ chars)

    A list of the books depicted on the original poster's photo is as follows:

    (I did my best to describe all the books I could spot on the photo originally published by the Florida Freedom to Read Project, but if you spot any errors, please do let me know!)

    Edit 1: Added the missing list of books (save for 1 unfortunately).
    Edit 2: I've found the original photo (pbs.twimg.com/media/Fn0FLaTXgA) on the original Tweet at FLFreedomRead/status/1620457139272814593, and added the missing title, as well as a row that was missing on the screen capture.
    Edit 3: Full photo originally posted by Florida Freedom to Read Project, added with image description complete with just titles.

    #DescribedMedia #BannedBooks #FloridaFreedomToReadProject

    @aral @mcopelov

  34. CW: List of banned books in OP's screenshot (long, 4700+ chars)

    A list of the books depicted on the original poster's photo is as follows:

    (I did my best to describe all the books I could spot on the photo originally published by the Florida Freedom to Read Project, but if you spot any errors, please do let me know!)

    Edit 1: Added the missing list of books (save for 1 unfortunately).
    Edit 2: I've found the original photo (pbs.twimg.com/media/Fn0FLaTXgA) on the original Tweet at FLFreedomRead/status/1620457139272814593, and added the missing title, as well as a row that was missing on the screen capture.
    Edit 3: Full photo originally posted by Florida Freedom to Read Project, added with image description complete with just titles.

    #DescribedMedia #BannedBooks #FloridaFreedomToReadProject

    @aral @mcopelov

  35. CW: Incomplete list of banned books in OP's screenshot

    a couple of the books depicted are:

    (There are quite some more, but editing this from my phone is quite tricky, switching back and forth between the image, the browser to look up the title and a link to the book on the author's or publisher's site, or relevant Wikipedia or review article, and my Mastodon client.)

    #DescribedMedia #BannedBooks

    @aral @mcopelov

  36. CW: List of banned books in OP's screenshot (long, 4700+ chars)

    A list of the books depicted on the original poster's photo is as follows:

    (I did my best to describe all the books I could spot on the photo originally published by the Florida Freedom to Read Project, but if you spot any errors, please do let me know!)

    Edit 1: Added the missing list of books (save for 1 unfortunately).
    Edit 2: I've found the original photo (pbs.twimg.com/media/Fn0FLaTXgA) on the original Tweet at FLFreedomRead/status/1620457139272814593, and added the missing title, as well as a row that was missing on the screen capture.
    Edit 3: Full photo originally posted by Florida Freedom to Read Project, added with image description complete with just titles.

    #DescribedMedia #BannedBooks #FloridaFreedomToReadProject

    @aral @mcopelov

  37. CW: List of banned books in OP's screenshot (long, 4700+ chars)

    A list of the books depicted on the original poster's photo is as follows:

    (I did my best to describe all the books I could spot on the photo originally published by the Florida Freedom to Read Project, but if you spot any errors, please do let me know!)

    Edit 1: Added the missing list of books (save for 1 unfortunately).
    Edit 2: I've found the original photo (pbs.twimg.com/media/Fn0FLaTXgA) on the original Tweet at FLFreedomRead/status/1620457139272814593, and added the missing title, as well as a row that was missing on the screen capture.
    Edit 3: Full photo originally posted by Florida Freedom to Read Project, added with image description complete with just titles.

    #DescribedMedia #BannedBooks #FloridaFreedomToReadProject

    @aral @mcopelov

  38. IMAGE DESCRIPTION by @FiXato -- The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

  39. IMAGE DESCRIPTION by @FiXato -- The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  40. IMAGE DESCRIPTION by @FiXato -- The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  41. IMAGE DESCRIPTION by @FiXato -- The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  42. IMAGE DESCRIPTION by @FiXato -- The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  43. Image description for top post by @BFSEsq:
    The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #CharlieChaplin #Payday #DistractedBoyfriendMeme #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  44. Image description for top post by @BFSEsq:
    The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #CharlieChaplin #Payday #DistractedBoyfriendMeme #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  45. Image description for top post by @BFSEsq:
    The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #CharlieChaplin #Payday #DistractedBoyfriendMeme #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  46. Image description for top post by @BFSEsq:
    The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #CharlieChaplin #Payday #DistractedBoyfriendMeme #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  47. Image description for top post by @BFSEsq:
    The "Distracted Boyfriend"-meme, but this time it's a (horizontally flipped) video still from the 1922 Charlie Chaplin film "Payday", with Chaplin taking on the role of the distracted boyfriend —or husband in this case— captioned as "me" while his wife (captioned as "memes from 2018") stands behind him looking disgusted at him, as he looks at a passing by woman captioned "the same memes but from 1918".

    #CharlieChaplin #Payday #DistractedBoyfriendMeme #DescribedMedia #ImageDescription

  48. aAaa the #EpithetErased book/audiobook is coming out in... 3 days???
    hHHHHH

    So I gush about this thing a lot but if for some reason you haven't seen season (which was animated) and you want to have a great time, you can watch it here, or even just listen to it, since given the RPG style of production it doubles as #describedMedia (other than like 1-2 scenes which lack narration):
    redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=

  49. aAaa the #EpithetErased book/audiobook is coming out in... 3 days???
    hHHHHH

    So I gush about this thing a lot but if for some reason you haven't seen season (which was animated) and you want to have a great time, you can watch it here, or even just listen to it, since given the RPG style of production it doubles as #describedMedia (other than like 1-2 scenes which lack narration):
    redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=

  50. aAaa the #EpithetErased book/audiobook is coming out in... 3 days???
    hHHHHH

    So I gush about this thing a lot but if for some reason you haven't seen season (which was animated) and you want to have a great time, you can watch it here, or even just listen to it, since given the RPG style of production it doubles as #describedMedia (other than like 1-2 scenes which lack narration):
    redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=

  51. aAaa the #EpithetErased book/audiobook is coming out in... 3 days???
    hHHHHH

    So I gush about this thing a lot but if for some reason you haven't seen season (which was animated) and you want to have a great time, you can watch it here, or even just listen to it, since given the RPG style of production it doubles as #describedMedia (other than like 1-2 scenes which lack narration):
    redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=