#midlifecrisis — Public Fediverse posts
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Ah, yes, because what the internet desperately needed was a 9-minute dive into the riveting world of boat names. ⚓️ Ever wonder what happens when you combine Tolkien's Middle-earth with a midlife crisis and too much disposable income? Well, this list of 50,000 #puns and dad jokes is your answer. 🙄
https://www.beautifulpublicdata.com/boat-names/ #boatnames #Tolkien #dadjokes #midlifecrisis #HackerNews #ngated -
𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲 𝘇𝗶𝗰𝗵𝘇𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗷𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘀: '𝗡𝗶𝗲𝘂𝘄𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗲𝘂𝘄𝗲 𝘃𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱'
Bij een midlifecrisis denk je al snel aan een man die een veel te snelle sportwagen koopt of een relatie begint met een jongere partner. Maar ook vrouwen krijgen ermee te maken. Alleen ziet hun midlifecrisis er vaak heel anders...
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Some brave soul decided to give their ESP32 a midlife crisis by forcing it to run Linux, because who needs performance when you can have a tiny computer screaming for mercy? 🚀😂 Meanwhile, GitHub continues its crusade to automate us out of relevance with more AI tools, because what could possibly go wrong with artificially intelligent code reviews? 🤖🔧
https://github.com/GrieferPig/esp32-s31-linux #ESP32Linux #MidlifeCrisis #AIautomation #GitHubCodeReview #TinyComputers #HackerNews #ngated -
'𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝘇𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗷𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗻 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱'
Hij is goed voor meer dan 100 miljoen euro aan bezittingen en dat monsterbedrag zat vooral in vastgoed. Het leverde hem de niet al te vleiende bijnaam 'pandjesprins' op. Maar niet meer voor lang. Maandag maakte prins Bernhard (56) bekend dat 'ie afstand doet van al zijn...
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'𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝘇𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗷𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗻 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱'
Hij is goed voor meer dan 100 miljoen euro aan bezittingen en dat monsterbedrag zat vooral in vastgoed. Het leverde hem de niet al te vleiende bijnaam 'pandjesprins' op. Maar niet meer voor lang. Maandag maakte prins Bernhard (56) bekend dat 'ie afstand doet van al zijn...
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📡 Ah, yes, the granddaddy of all #antennas that no one asked for! Finn spent a decade constructing this colossal contraption in his backyard—because nothing screams midlife crisis like a 32x17 #Yagi monstrosity. 🤦♂️ Now he can talk to the moon while the rest of us are stuck debating if we should upgrade our Wi-Fi routers. 🌙📶
https://la0by.darc.de/LA8YB_EME_MBA.htm #midlifecrisis #backyardprojects #hamradio #antenna #HackerNews #ngated -
My Midlife Crisis Corolla Is Fast, Furious, and Modded
https://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/my-midlife-crisis-corolla-fast-furious-fully-modded/
Comments: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48921303
#HackerNews #MidlifeCrisis #Corolla #Modded #FastFurious #CarEnthusiast #AutomotiveLife
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Langeweile ist eine Fertigkeit, die Jugendliche noch haben. Mit 50 verliert man sie an 847 Ideen. Als Rentner hat man sie komplett durch Termine ersetzt.
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for my midlife crisis, instead of buying a sports car and running around with a way too young for me cute thing, I bought this easel.
It holds ridiculously big canvas, and with counterweights, it's easy to lift up, down, left or right.
Now I need to finish this horse painting and put something even bigger up here!!!
#art #painting #mastoArt #midlifecrisis #artist #kentucky #workInProgress
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Oh, the sweet irony of Microsoft’s next-gen console getting a midlife crisis and asking its users to perform a digital exorcism 🔄 just to end up faceplanting into a "403 Forbidden" wall. 😂 Maybe the real next-gen feature is getting gamers to practice patience and zen meditation. 🙏
https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/07/06/resetting-xbox/ #Microsoft #MidlifeCrisis #DigitalExorcism #403Forbidden #GamingPatience #ZenMeditation #HackerNews #ngated -
Another diagnostic for mid-life status: all the celebrities you can do impressions of are dead.
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#NewBikeDay! After years of dreaming of owning a #Brompton, I finally live in a city that’s cyclable all year round.
After test the #PLine, I did the huge mistake to test the #TLine . This bike is fantastic and the same weight as my 11-year-old carbon road bike!
So guess what's bike I bought ? 😉
It looks like I finally did my #midlifeCrisis without buying a sport car 😎My plan is to explore Europe in a multimodal way.
#bike #velo #cycling #cyclisme #mastobike #bikelife #cyclo #bikeTooter
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🎉 Oh no! Praful's having a midlife crisis three years early! Apparently, #programming used to be so hard that it warranted rooftop #shenanigans. 📣 Imagine the horror of #learning new things and adapting—so 2023! 🙄
https://www.praf.me/it-used-to-be-hard #midlifecrisis #adaptation #HackerNews #ngated -
A dream of loss
Round the circle of her garden she walks, and stops
again, taking in, as one absent from her own
senses yet unwilling to forgo their gifts,the half-dimmed light of a low, prepubescent
moon, its influence on lingering clouds,
some few stars brave enough to compete withmercury vapor or halogen or tungsten,
and taking in also the pungent garlic border,
its enclosure of bean vines, celery, snap peas:celebratory things, even in this half-light,
this dew of forgotten hours. Her feet,
though well shod, warn her of night, by notingslow seep of dew round toes and heels.
Her hand, brushing wet night-blooming
jasmine, shrinks from chill. These, and treesshe has encouraged -- apple, plum, pear, cherry,
maple, ash -- seem to her reproachful,
watching, as it were, her heart begin to slipto a life they cannot share. Beyond, in a stillness
of curtained rooms, her children,
innocent of this need, dream of loss.
-- shonin #poetry #midlifecrisis -
🎩🤓 "Why Janet?" is the riveting saga of a programmer's mid-life crisis, where he ditches his spouse Python for a flirty little #Lisp dialect named Janet. 💔📚 Apparently, writing a book about obscure languages is the new therapy. Forget self-help; embrace self-imposed #syntax hell! 😂
https://ianthehenry.com/posts/why-janet/ #programming #midlifecrisis #humor #codingliterature #HackerNews #ngated -
I'm near midlife, and I am thinking about what I want to do next. I see lots of serious problems: climate change, biodiversity loss, and increasing use of non-renewable resources. They all seem pretty dire to me, if not for me, then definitely for my kids (or their kids if they have them). So I want to do something.
I am drawn to the biodiversity problem. I love animals and nature so I want to do what I can to protect them. All the problems are related, but I think biodiversity is hardest. Even if we have perfectly clean energy and can stop climate change, if the footprint of human civilization continues to expand then biodiversity will still decline.
The other thing I like about biodiversity is that we can apply the same principles to human society. I want to support the many different ways of being human. The current economy in the US seems to be about wiping out huge varieties of professions and replacing them with a few companies. I want to fight that.
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🖥️🚪 Bye-bye, tech! Mr. Whitacre's radical escape from the digital world is basically a midlife crisis with fewer Ferraris and more trees. 🌳✨ Dear Chad, the internet will surely miss the riveting #drama of your #open-source odyssey... not. 😏
https://openpath.quest/2026/i-am-retiring-from-tech-to-live-offline/ #techescape #midlifecrisis #digitaldetox #naturelover #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓🤖 Ah yes, a riveting tale of midlife crises at a thirty-year college reunion, where the most thrilling topic was fretting about AI taking over the world—because nothing screams "party" like existential dread. 🥳👴 Truly, a generation of brave souls, redefining #nostalgia as a blend of deep-seated fear and vague memories of questionable fashion choices. 🌈📸
https://bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/05/25/a-portentous-reunion/ #midlifecrisis #AIreunion #existentialdread #fashionchoices #HackerNews #ngated -
Cartoonjournaal 25 mei 2026.
Lees het bijbehorende artikel op mijn LinkedIn profiel:
#cartoonjournaal #humor #socialmedia #nieuws #midlifecrisis #wielrennen #RondjeFietsen #relatietherapie #Garmin
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🎩✨ Wow! Let's take a modern OS and dress it up like a relic from 2009! Because who doesn't love a good mid-life crisis? 💾👏 It's like putting a rotary dial on a smartphone and calling it #innovation. 🕰️🚀
https://classic7.lol/ #modernOS #midlifeCrisis #retroTech #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated -
Hachja, nach "Esoonkel" oder "Esotante" in der #midlifecrisis früher wird man heute z.b. #MomFluencer / #CrunchyMoms (ja, gibts natürlich auch als Dad) und gefährdet damit #Kindeswohl mit angeblichem #Kinderschutz ... Das alles kommt dann ideologisch aus der Ecke der #epstein -Unterstützer/-aufklärungsverhinderer und landet in der Ecke der #neuenrechten / #Afd
Gutes Video vom #DerDunkleParabelritter
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🌊🔥 Oh no, the mighty great white #sharks, apex predators of the sea, are facing a midlife crisis because the water heater is stuck on high! 😱 The #Yale geniuses have cracked the code: it turns out even sharks can't handle a little tropical vacation. Next up: how #penguins are coping with cold feet. 🐧❄️
https://e360.yale.edu/digest/great-white-sharks-climate #midlifecrisis #oceanlife #marinebiology #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Welcome to "guide.world," the final boss of travel guides where every destination is an indistinguishable blur of half-baked clichés and stock photos. 🌍✨ It's like Google Maps had a midlife crisis and decided to become a blog. 🗺️💫
https://guide.world/ #travelguides #indistinguishableblur #travelblogging #midlifecrisis #stockphotos #HackerNews #ngated