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#midlifecrisis — Public Fediverse posts

Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #midlifecrisis, aggregated by home.social.

  1. 🎩✨ Wow! Let's take a modern OS and dress it up like a relic from 2009! Because who doesn't love a good mid-life crisis? 💾👏 It's like putting a rotary dial on a smartphone and calling it #innovation. 🕰️🚀
    classic7.lol/ #modernOS #midlifeCrisis #retroTech #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 🎩✨ Wow! Let's take a modern OS and dress it up like a relic from 2009! Because who doesn't love a good mid-life crisis? 💾👏 It's like putting a rotary dial on a smartphone and calling it #innovation. 🕰️🚀
    classic7.lol/ #modernOS #midlifeCrisis #retroTech #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🎩✨ Wow! Let's take a modern OS and dress it up like a relic from 2009! Because who doesn't love a good mid-life crisis? 💾👏 It's like putting a rotary dial on a smartphone and calling it #innovation. 🕰️🚀
    classic7.lol/ #modernOS #midlifeCrisis #retroTech #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🎩✨ Wow! Let's take a modern OS and dress it up like a relic from 2009! Because who doesn't love a good mid-life crisis? 💾👏 It's like putting a rotary dial on a smartphone and calling it #innovation. 🕰️🚀
    classic7.lol/ #modernOS #midlifeCrisis #retroTech #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🎩✨ Wow! Let's take a modern OS and dress it up like a relic from 2009! Because who doesn't love a good mid-life crisis? 💾👏 It's like putting a rotary dial on a smartphone and calling it #innovation. 🕰️🚀
    classic7.lol/ #modernOS #midlifeCrisis #retroTech #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  6. Queer Eye’s Tan France looks unrecognizable in shocking transformation

    Queer Eye star Tan France, 43, just made a drastic change to his most iconic feature, i.e., his…
    #France #FR #Europe #EU #darkhair #hairtransformation #midlifecrisis #QueerEye #TanFrance #transformation
    europesays.com/france/13054/

  7. Hachja, nach "Esoonkel" oder "Esotante" in der #midlifecrisis früher wird man heute z.b. #MomFluencer / #CrunchyMoms (ja, gibts natürlich auch als Dad) und gefährdet damit #Kindeswohl mit angeblichem #Kinderschutz ... Das alles kommt dann ideologisch aus der Ecke der #epstein -Unterstützer/-aufklärungsverhinderer und landet in der Ecke der #neuenrechten / #Afd

    Gutes Video vom #DerDunkleParabelritter

    youtube.com/watch?v=C9MCfvQ8yLU

  8. 🌊🔥 Oh no, the mighty great white #sharks, apex predators of the sea, are facing a midlife crisis because the water heater is stuck on high! 😱 The #Yale geniuses have cracked the code: it turns out even sharks can't handle a little tropical vacation. Next up: how #penguins are coping with cold feet. 🐧❄️
    e360.yale.edu/digest/great-whi #midlifecrisis #oceanlife #marinebiology #HackerNews #ngated

  9. 🚀 Welcome to "guide.world," the final boss of travel guides where every destination is an indistinguishable blur of half-baked clichés and stock photos. 🌍✨ It's like Google Maps had a midlife crisis and decided to become a blog. 🗺️💫
    guide.world/ #travelguides #indistinguishableblur #travelblogging #midlifecrisis #stockphotos #HackerNews #ngated

  10. In serious need of some hobbies... I can't remember what I used to do with all my spare time before having children. I definitely didn't appreciate it at the time, that's for sure.

    Is this a midlife crisis, or just an inevitable part of parenting when the littles don't need me quite so much? I've forgotten who I am and how to have fun.

    Side quest suggestions welcome!

    #parenting #midlifecrisis #fun #sidequest

  11. 3/6

    Wir nennen es gern #midlifecrisis . Das ist #quatsch . Das ist kein #zusammenbruch . Das ist Klarheit.
    Sie ist nicht #verloren . Sie ist endlich da. Klar. Wach. Ungefiltert.Plötzlich sieht sie das #system . Die #rollen . Die #erwartungen . Die stillen #Verträge die nie verhandelt wurden. All die alten Sätze: Sei brav. Mach keinen #Ärger. Sei #angenehm . Sei #anpassungsfahig .
    Und plötzlich weiss sie: Das bin ich nicht.
    Nein, das ist keine #ausrede für #Männer.

  12. 3/6

    Wir nennen es gern #midlifecrisis . Das ist #quatsch . Das ist kein #zusammenbruch . Das ist Klarheit.
    Sie ist nicht #verloren . Sie ist endlich da. Klar. Wach. Ungefiltert.Plötzlich sieht sie das #system . Die #rollen . Die #erwartungen . Die stillen #Verträge die nie verhandelt wurden. All die alten Sätze: Sei brav. Mach keinen #Ärger. Sei #angenehm . Sei #anpassungsfahig .
    Und plötzlich weiss sie: Das bin ich nicht.
    Nein, das ist keine #ausrede für #Männer.

  13. It’s not a midlife crisis, it’s a midlife opportunity! ☝️

    Follow me for more inspirational nonsense and buy pizza flour from my merch store.

    Thank you.

    #midlifecrisis #linkedinspeak

  14. 🚴💨 Oh, the spiritual odyssey of a pedicab driver who swapped his seven-geared tuxedo ride for a red Quadracycle dune buggy 🚗💃—because spiritual growth is best measured in gear shifts and questionable fashion choices. Apparently, #enlightenment is just a pedicab ride away... or maybe it's just a midlife crisis in a cycling short disguise. 🧘‍♂️🚴‍♂️✨
    sheldonbrown.com/pedicab.html #spiritualodyssey #pedicabdriver #midlifecrisis #gearshifts #cyclinglife #HackerNews #ngated

  15. Me: Screw it, I'm going to grow on disgracefully, I'm going to get a septum piercing!
    Me: Watches videos of people getting their septum pierced.
    Me: Why does being "alt" have to involve pain!
    :notlikemeowcry: #MiddledAged #MidlifeCrisis

  16. 🚗🔌 Oh, look! Yet another tech bro with a Hyundai Kona, ready to hack into his mid-life crisis by trading fuel for electrons. 🤓🔋 With a #driving range that *nearly* makes it to the end of the driveway, he’s on a thrilling quest to master the art of "gentle driving" while pretending he’s in a #Tesla. 🌱🤣
    techno-fandom.org/~hobbit/cars #techbro #midlifecrisis #electricvehicles #gentle #HyundaiKona #HackerNews #ngated

  17. 🐦🤖 Ah, "Neural Boids," because what the world really needed was a deep dive into AI-driven #flocks of pixels. Cam Pedersen heroically tackles the existential crisis of digital noids, proving once and for all that even computers can have a midlife crisis. 🙄🚀
    campedersen.com/noid #NeuralBoids #AI #DigitalNoids #MidlifeCrisis #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  18. 🐦🤖 Ah, "Neural Boids," because what the world really needed was a deep dive into AI-driven #flocks of pixels. Cam Pedersen heroically tackles the existential crisis of digital noids, proving once and for all that even computers can have a midlife crisis. 🙄🚀
    campedersen.com/noid #NeuralBoids #AI #DigitalNoids #MidlifeCrisis #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  19. 🐦🤖 Ah, "Neural Boids," because what the world really needed was a deep dive into AI-driven #flocks of pixels. Cam Pedersen heroically tackles the existential crisis of digital noids, proving once and for all that even computers can have a midlife crisis. 🙄🚀
    campedersen.com/noid #NeuralBoids #AI #DigitalNoids #MidlifeCrisis #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  20. 🐦🤖 Ah, "Neural Boids," because what the world really needed was a deep dive into AI-driven #flocks of pixels. Cam Pedersen heroically tackles the existential crisis of digital noids, proving once and for all that even computers can have a midlife crisis. 🙄🚀
    campedersen.com/noid #NeuralBoids #AI #DigitalNoids #MidlifeCrisis #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  21. 🎂🍰 Vous avez traversé ce que certain.es appellent la #crisedelaquarantaine #midlifecrisis

    ⌛️ Malgré toutes les complications que cela implique, vous avez choisi de :

  22. My daughter turns 20 this year. I will no longer be the parent of a teenager. I'll just be another old fart.

    #parenting #MidLifeCrisis

  23. 🎩🔍 National Bureau of Economic Research triumphantly publishes a treatise on why people in midlife are keeling over en masse—without actually pointing a finger at anything specific. Apparently, the "smoking gun" is a phantom! 🕵️‍♂️📉
    nber.org/papers/w34553 #EconomicResearch #MidlifeCrisis #HealthTrends #PhantomCauses #NBERInsights #HackerNews #ngated

  24. Just realized that my 30th birthday is coming next month. I can practically feel it slowly creeping in: The existential dread of old age.

    And guess what?

    #midlifecrisis

  25. 🚗🎉 Behold! A 1978 Subaru Brat reincarnated into a hyperactive lawnmower on steroids, revving up to 9,500 RPM! Because nothing screams "midlife crisis" like transforming a vintage pickup into a rocket-powered #go-kart for adults who refuse to grow up. 😂🏎️
    thedrive.com/news/gymkhanas-19 #vintagevehicles #midlifecrisis #lawnmowerconversion #funinnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  26. Wow, someone dragged a dinosaur telephone switch from the tar pits 🦖 of obsolescence, and now they’re penning their epic saga. Must be nice to have a spouse and sibling willing to indulge a mid-life crisis involving ancient telecom relics 📞.
    kev009.com/wp/2024/07/Lucent-5 #dinosaurtelephone #midlifecrisis #telecomrelics #technostalgia #tarpits #HackerNews #ngated

  27. Wow, someone dragged a dinosaur telephone switch from the tar pits 🦖 of obsolescence, and now they’re penning their epic saga. Must be nice to have a spouse and sibling willing to indulge a mid-life crisis involving ancient telecom relics 📞.
    kev009.com/wp/2024/07/Lucent-5 #dinosaurtelephone #midlifecrisis #telecomrelics #technostalgia #tarpits #HackerNews #ngated

  28. Wow, someone dragged a dinosaur telephone switch from the tar pits 🦖 of obsolescence, and now they’re penning their epic saga. Must be nice to have a spouse and sibling willing to indulge a mid-life crisis involving ancient telecom relics 📞.
    kev009.com/wp/2024/07/Lucent-5 #dinosaurtelephone #midlifecrisis #telecomrelics #technostalgia #tarpits #HackerNews #ngated

  29. Wow, someone dragged a dinosaur telephone switch from the tar pits 🦖 of obsolescence, and now they’re penning their epic saga. Must be nice to have a spouse and sibling willing to indulge a mid-life crisis involving ancient telecom relics 📞.
    kev009.com/wp/2024/07/Lucent-5 #dinosaurtelephone #midlifecrisis #telecomrelics #technostalgia #tarpits #HackerNews #ngated

  30. "You Can Call Me Al" is a song by American singer-songwriter #PaulSimon. It was the #leadSingle from his seventh studio album, #Graceland (1986), released on #WarnerBrosRecords. Written by Simon, its lyrics follow an individual seemingly experiencing a #midlifeCrisis. Its lyrics were partially inspired by Simon's trip to #SouthAfrica and experience with its culture. Released in July 1986, "You Can Call Me Al" became one of Simon's biggest solo hits.
    youtube.com/watch?v=p-YhToLO-mc

  31. 🎵 "Finding My Rhythm Again": the saga of a midlife crisis disguised as a health epiphany where #running like a hamster on a wheel finally caught up with Mr. Type-A Personality. Kudos for realizing that breathing is essential—next up, rediscovering the marvels of sleep! 💤🏃‍♂️
    jeremydaly.com/finding-my-rhyt #FindingMyRhythm #MidlifeCrisis #HealthEpiphany #SleepWell #HackerNews #ngated