#midlifecrisis — Public Fediverse posts
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So I’m housesitting and I wasn’t given clear pant-watering advice for this 30-year-old ficus. Turns out it needs water TWICE a week.
Suddenly it’s like Ficus started listening to scold splay cos it went all yellow. Or these leaves on the ground did.
So now I’m on Project: Rock the Ficus and I’m talking to it and watering it and giving it encouragement. It’s loaded with new leaves. Full of contradictions.
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So I’m housesitting and I wasn’t given clear pant-watering advice for this 30-year-old ficus. Turns out it needs water TWICE a week.
Suddenly it’s like Ficus started listening to scold splay cos it went all yellow. Or these leaves on the ground did.
So now I’m on Project: Rock the Ficus and I’m talking to it and watering it and giving it encouragement. It’s loaded with new leaves. Full of contradictions.
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So I’m housesitting and I wasn’t given clear pant-watering advice for this 30-year-old ficus. Turns out it needs water TWICE a week.
Suddenly it’s like Ficus started listening to scold splay cos it went all yellow. Or these leaves on the ground did.
So now I’m on Project: Rock the Ficus and I’m talking to it and watering it and giving it encouragement. It’s loaded with new leaves. Full of contradictions.
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So I’m housesitting and I wasn’t given clear pant-watering advice for this 30-year-old ficus. Turns out it needs water TWICE a week.
Suddenly it’s like Ficus started listening to scold splay cos it went all yellow. Or these leaves on the ground did.
So now I’m on Project: Rock the Ficus and I’m talking to it and watering it and giving it encouragement. It’s loaded with new leaves. Full of contradictions.