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  1. Hey, #ThereseCoffey has been made a dame!

    But was it her services to hiding the reports of disabled people being murdered by the #DWP, her support for unlimited #sewage dumping, her work on commas at the #NHS, or her realising the rain came from the 'wrong way'..

    ..that did it?

  2. CW: Therese Coffey

    Oh pull the other one & stop trying to get pity from people.

    If you were that poorly & that close to death then you could of resigned from government at the time!

    #ThereseCoffey

    bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suff

  3. Thérèse Coffey – the slacker’s slacker

    #environment #news #RishiSunak #satire #ThereseCoffey #Tories

    The slacker's poster girl has resigned as Secretary of State for Pollution. On leaving for the last time she gave an air punch and called out 'and that is how you do it!'.

    Thérèse Coffey has managed to achieve an incredible thirteen months in the post without doing anything at all.

    daily-twerk.com/politics/there

  4. And now #ThereseCoffey has 'resigned' from being #Environmental Secretary... hold on, maybe that's where #GrantShapps will end up, he hasn't done that one yet has he?

  5. CW: Thérèse Coffey

    Good news for #ThérèseCoffey.

    If she asks her employer very nicely, they might agree to let her work an extra 20hrs a week on top of the 45 she already does, ensuring she won't miss out too much now that she's no longer in government.

    #UKPol

  6. Thérèse Coffey: Suella Braverman’s biggest fan

    #MadeUpNews #politics #satire #SuellaBraverman #ThereseCoffey #Tories

    The Secretary of State for Pollution is loving the attention that the Home Secretary is getting. Everyone is so busy with the sewage coming from Suella Braverman's mouth that no-one is bothered about her river sewage.

    Thérèse is overjoyed that no-one is pestering her about the raw sewage bobbing about in the rivers

    daily-twerk.com/politics/there

  7. I've seen in other parts of the Interwebs that we should refer to Therese Coffey as Nelly The Effluent. That's harsh, but fair.

    #ThereseCoffey #nellytheeffluent #Tories #brexshit

  8. "England’s rivers at risk as Michael Gove rips up rules on new housing"

    This will have my local (Tory) MP Oliver Heald squirming with embarrassment. He likes chalk streams, does our Oliver. His colleague Michael Gove prefers a different kind of chalk. Oh yes.

    #WaterPollution #ChalkStreams #OliverHeald #HouseBuilding #HousingCrisis #MichaelGove #ThereseCoffey

    theguardian.com/environment/20

  9. Normal Island News

    Thérèse Coffey has declared war on #Greenpeace
    She is the true hero of our time

    Green Goddess Thérèse Coffey has ordered the Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs to cut all ties with Greenpeace after it draped Rishi Sunak’s house in oil-black fabric and held up a NO NEW OIL sign. Thankfully, Rishi and his family were safe because they were on holiday in California at one of their three other homes.

    open.substack.com/pub/normalis

    #NormalIslandNews #ThereseCoffey

  10. Yorkshire Dales grouse moor owner appointed to ‘key role’ at DEFRA – Raptor Persecution UK

    The owner of a #Yorkshire #Dales #grouse moor has been appointed to a ‘key role’ at #DEFRA by the Secretary of State for #Environment, #Food and #RuralAffairs, #ThereseCoffey.

    raptorpersecutionuk.org/2023/0

  11. Raw #sewage was dumped 825 times a day into English rivers last year, if #ThérèseCoffey had one grain of integrity she would RESIGN. These stinking Tories have also run down the enforcement regime, disgusting #hypocrites. tinyurl.com/2e6pby7z #RejoinTheEU #ToryLiars

  12. Ireland is not politically part of the UK. But our food system is directly linked to the UK's. Which is why we have the same problems as there. Can you imagine how disconnected the entire system is, when you have the government minister in charge of an area who knows so little about what's happening, even in her local constituency. #turnips #tomatoes #foodsecurity #ThereseCoffey #tories
    theguardian.com/food/2023/mar/

  13. This is the UK Environment Secretary’s response to the shortage of fresh food thanks to #Brexit? Eat turnips? What an absolute embarrassment of a government. 🤦‍♂️ #ToryCorruption #ToryIncompetence #ThereseCoffey #TurnipGate bbc.com/news/uk-politics-64745

  14. This is the UK Environment Secretary’s response to the shortage of fresh food thanks to #Brexit? Eat turnips? What an absolute embarrassment of a government. 🤦‍♂️ #ToryCorruption #ToryIncompetence #ThereseCoffey #TurnipGate bbc.com/news/uk-politics-64745

  15. This is the UK Environment Secretary’s response to the shortage of fresh food thanks to #Brexit? Eat turnips? What an absolute embarrassment of a government. 🤦‍♂️ #ToryCorruption #ToryIncompetence #ThereseCoffey #TurnipGate bbc.com/news/uk-politics-64745

  16. This is the UK Environment Secretary’s response to the shortage of fresh food thanks to #Brexit? Eat turnips? What an absolute embarrassment of a government. 🤦‍♂️ #ToryCorruption #ToryIncompetence #ThereseCoffey #TurnipGate bbc.com/news/uk-politics-64745

  17. This is the UK Environment Secretary’s response to the shortage of fresh food thanks to #Brexit? Eat turnips? What an absolute embarrassment of a government. 🤦‍♂️ #ToryCorruption #ToryIncompetence #ThereseCoffey #TurnipGate bbc.com/news/uk-politics-64745