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Israel identifies “terror tunnels” under Oslo after Nobel awards peace prize to Navi Pillay
"The Nobel Committee has been condemned by genocide supporters after awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to South African jurist Navi Pillay. As a result of this outrage, war between Israel and Norway looks imminent.
Pillay was guilty of a blood libel when she told the truth about Israel in a September 2025 UN Report."
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Caroline Lucas furious Zack Polanski got ten times more votes than she did
"Caroline Lucas has reacted angrily to Zack Polanski’s woeful campaign in Holborn and St Pancras and will not rule out asking him to step aside. I can’t say I blame her.
Polanski disgraced himself by more than tripling the Greens’ vote share from the last election, taking 33% in a Labour safe seat during Burnham’s honeymoon period."
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17 million protesters killed by French regime. If you don't believe this figure, you must hate women.
"France has been rocked by waves of student-led protests, and as we all know, mass demonstrations in a foreign country are proof that regime change is needed. France is no different.
The protesters are demanding better conditions in schools, which they say are overcrowded, under-resourced and falling apart."
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As a corporate journalist I’m angrier about the “Zionism is racism” motion than I am about genocide. Here’s why...
"The Green Party of the UK committed one of the gravest crimes in living memory today when it passed a motion declaring that “Zionism is racism”. As a privileged Western journalist, who enjoys luxury in exchange for overlooking war crimes,I want to explain why I’m so angry right now."
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Israeli opposition leader accuses Netanyahu of being pro-Palestine
"Okay, you’re not gonna believe me here, but I promise I’m not making any of this up. There’s no satire today, just straight reporting. It’s almost like I’m a real journalist or something. Here goes…
Israeli opposition leader Avigdor Lieberman has released campaign ads accusing Netanyahu of being pro-Palestine."
#NormalIslandNews #satire #GazaGenocide #IsraelWarCrimes #politics
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Israel’s latest false flag was amazing, but no one believed it
"You’ve gotta admire Bibi Netanyahu. Every time he’s in trouble, he comes up with something atrocious to get him off the hook. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to hear that his latest devious plot didn’t even involve killing anyone. Yes, you read that right!"
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The Fairford psy-op is back on! We’re pretending it was Iran after all!
"When the Fairford plot fell apart before it had got going, I honestly thought that was the end of it. The whole thing was so stupid that the internet saw through our lies and we just gave up trying.
I mean our story was that “Middle-Eastern-looking boys” circled around a military base on high alert while the MoD ignored calls from the public"
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Golders Green wasn’t terrorism after all, but we’re still pretending the Muslim victim doesn’t exist
"Remember the Golders Green terror attack? Well, we want you to forget about it now because the police have announced it wasn’t terrorism after all. This revelation has completely ruined our narrative, so we don’t care about it anymore."
#NormalIslandNews #satire #GoldersGreen #Iran #ZionistFalseFlag
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Fairford suspects released on bail and returned to Mossad
"The five men suspected of plotting a massive terror attack at RAF Fairford have been released on bail. Authorities insist they are taking the matter seriously and refuse to accept this is all very weird.
They told confused reporters that if they have concerns, they’re happy to take them in a helicopter ride above the base."
The #terrorists had infiltrated the annual #LabourParty conference in #Liverpool. Thankfully, steadfast officers #MerseysidePolice discovered old ladies with deadly weapons such as signs with unapproved words.
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Ed Sheeran’s US shows are being cancelled, even though he ditched Macklemore to save them
"You have to feel sorry for Ed Sheeran. He threw his friend of 13 years under a bus, lost the support acts on his Loop Tour, and publicly humiliated himself with a teleprompter in order to appease genocide supporters—and it looks like he’s been cancelled anyway."
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World’s most moral leader threatens UN with a pager attack
"Israeli prime minister and custodian of the Epstein files, Benjamin Netanyahu, has addressed the 81st UN General Assembly. He flew to the US for the event, despite the ICC arrest warrant. Several European countries were so keen to uphold international law that they let him fly through their airspace."
#NormalIslandNews #satire #UNGA #Netanyahu #GazaGenocide #politics #fascism
Why I’m the real victim of the Gaza genocide, by Ed Sheeran
"Ed Sheeran is distraught after the Macklemore backlash, so naturally he contacted the world’s biggest media organisation, Normal Island News, so he could set the record straight. I guess we can call it an Op-Ed.
My name is Ed Sheeran. You probably know my music from the last time a call centre kept you on hold, or because your grandma thinks I’m the coolest bloke on earth."
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Ed Sheeran performs half a show to his few remaining fans
"Ed Sheeran performed at Lincoln Financial Field last night, only two and a half hours later than planned. He cut his show in half after his support acts dropped out in solidarity with Gaza. Apparently, something bad is happening over there.
Anyway, the concert was the most exciting experience since the bank left me on hold for 45 minutes,"
@amber The recipients listed are the IDF and the so-called "Board of Peace". Both are terrorist organisation dedicated to making Palestinian lives in Gaza impossible.
#NormalIslandNews does very dark satire.
In this case, the dark satire lies in calling these genociders humanitarian.
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Pink to replace Macklemore on Ed Sheeran tour
Yesterday, Ed Sheeran made the neutral decision of dropping Macklemore from his US tour, explaining he needs someone “less divisive”. You will therefore be delighted to hear that Pink will be taking Macklemore’s place. She’ll be performing at the ten remaining shows, although it’s unclear whether anyone will bother to attend.
#NormalIslandNews #satire #Macklemore #EdSheeran #GazaGenocide #politics
He did not say it, @onirakkiss.
It's satire. #NormalIslandNews
#NormalIslandNews is on a roll again, this time about UK sanctions against #Israel
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Home Office to proscribe Macklemore for speech suggesting all human beings are equal
"The Home Office plans to proscribe the rap act known in terrorist circles as “Macklemore”. This follows disturbing footage of the keffiyeh-wearing savage rallying a crowd of 80,000 at an Ed Sheeran concert. Now I know what you’re all thinking: how the hell did Ed Sheeran get 80,000 fans?
@houba Are you seriously trying to call #NormalIslandNews racist or white supremacist? Seriously?
#Terrorism: Do try to keep up!
Stand by for a very strong frown. That will teach Netanyahu!
In London, the #MetropolitanPolice #MetPol have resumed their habit of arresting 84yo Rev Sue Parfitt. .This time they have also raided her home.
This is to keep people safe from opponents of genocide and climate change.
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BBC presenter in huge trouble after telling truth about Israel
BBC presenter Katty Kay has caused outrage by referring to the skirmish in Gaza as a “genocide”, just because that’s what it is, according to both the dictionary and international law.
Kay is one of the BBC’s most prominent journalists in the US and a regular on MS NOW’s Morning Joe.
#NormalIslandNews #GazaGenocide #BBC #fascism #IsraelWarCrimes
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US secures oil deal with Venezuela after kidnapping its president
"For many years, the US has expressed huge concern about the tyranny being imposed upon Venezuelan oil by a brutal and illegitimate dictatorship. Well, that concern has now been resolved in the most practical way possible.
President Trump announced on Friday that he has secured a hugely beneficial deal for the American people."