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@index Small boat crossings *are* up.

Infinitely.

Because they were zero before #brexshit, and anything divided by zero is infinity.

Quite why Putin's 17.4m #brexshitters wanted to start up this traffic I don't know - I haven't yet found one I can persuade to explain it to me.

@MiaMarkTwo Wouldn't know. Haven't read it since it started supporting #brexshit.

Ah, right, so I *can* answer your question - it used *not* to support #brexshit, so it *has* got worse.

@DoomsdaysCW That's like Putin's 17.4m #brexshitters whining "we didn't vote for *this* #brexshit".

@Epic_Null @munin We've got the camping stove we bought for the #brexshit cupboard.

@Lazarou Some of us still have months of non-perishables in our #brexshit cupboards[#], and haven't returned to lawn the bits of garden on which we were growing crops during lockdown.

None of which scales, of course.

[#] Yes we do cycle through, it's not all "use by 2019".

@Geri But but but ... Kent VOTED FOR the small boats traffic (of which there was none before #brexshit) to start up!

@ChrisMayLA6 I'm not sure that farmers voting Tory for decade after decade was in their best interests re reaching net zero ASAP.

But then, farmers also voted for #brexshit, so they're not exactly known for voting in their own best interests.

(Yes-I-know-not-all-farmers-only-most-of-them.)

@meidastouch We didn't ask for #brexshit passports either, but they were inflicted on us whether we liked them or not.

@ginger_tosser @spytfyre @IndyRichard And it *is* the #brexshit they voted for, anyway.

It was absolutely crystal clear at the time that the only #brexshit legally possible was a "blind #brexshit", so they were deliberately and knowingly voting, sight unseen, for whatever the end result might be.

@spytfyre @IndyRichard Some have been reported as saying:

"OK, so I voted for #brexshit to fuck up other people's lives: I didn't realise it would fuck up my own life. But that's a price well worth paying for getting to fuck up other people's lives."

@jacqui76 @JackTheCat Yeahbut it was obvious to everybody *else* that #brexshit would result in a united Ireland ... were the DUP really too thick to see that?

@jacqui76 @JackTheCat United Ireland was always an inevitable consequence of #brexshit. I never did understand why the DUP wanted this.

@kim_harding It's not just losing public trust, which the BBC most certainly did with its full-on support of #brexshit, but it's also people realising that Netflix is slightly cheaper.

(And of course if you don't mind watching adverts there are free telly channels.)

@ChrisMayLA6 This follows the pattern.

(1) Reporting of reducing workforce because of increasing long term sickness fails to mention covid.

(2) Reporting of problems with the UK economy fails to mention #brexshit.

@decembr14 Meanwhile, back in the real world, some of us quite welcomed the absence of Humphrys' pro - #brexshit ranting and fawning up to RWNJs hour after hour day after day. (OK, so the replacements weren't *much* better, but they were *slightly* better.)

@Pionir @ChrisMayLA6 The #brexshit we got - a "blind #brexshit" - was the only one legally possible, and we *did* know this before voting. So it *was* exactly what Putin's 17.4m #brexshitters voted for.

@newsguyusa The "agenda setting Today programme" lost all credibility when it came out uncritically in favour of #brexshit, and has made no attempt to redeem itself since. No great loss if it disappears.

@glynmoody There was just one "basic promise of #brexshit": "vote for Putin's #brexshit and you get to fuck up other people's lives".

@renzelen Putin's 17.4m #brexshitters didn't GAS about any of that stuff.

What

* they were promised
* they voted for
* they got

was the chance to fuck up other people's lives. Thus #brexshit was a total success.

I am 50 years old, approaching my 51st birthday.

I have lived through the premierships of 13 UK Prime Ministers. Seven of them during the first 41 years of my life.

And five of them in the last ten years.

Tell me again how #Brexit is good for our country.

#Brexshit
#UKPol

According to our records (TheRevdMrsWax looked at her Instascam memories) it's two years since Mabel came to live with us.

Today I shall be focussing on this rather than the other "on this day" we have available.

#DogsOfMastodon #Brexshit

@kentishfran He thinks we're dumb enough to vote for #brexshit. And he's been proved right.

Brexit broke Britain, 10 year celebration by Led by Donkeys

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZ6uJHmtmpm/?igsh=MnZiMjEwZHJlYjQ1

#brexit #brexshit #BrexitBrokeBritain #uk #ukpol #BrexitHasFailed #LedByDonkeys

@magdelenehall Yes, but only by reversing #brexshit. We all know that.

@alanferrier Please Sir! Me Sir! I know that one!

The answer to your question is "#brexshit".

@revk #brexshit does result in some weirdnesses. Like, my wife buys Austrian wine from Spain because the Spanish supplier has got their act together re #brexshit paperwork but the Austrian producers, quite reasonably, can't be arsed even to try.

But if you look at the map and think about the carbon footprint ... just complete insanity.