#madeupnews — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #madeupnews, aggregated by home.social.
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Siân Berry, Green Party hypocrisy
Reform fans highlight hypocrisy. She eats meat, wears clothes, lives in a house and owns a phone. They call it outrageous.
#GreenParty #MadeUpNews #satire #SianBerry
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/sian-berry-green-party-hypocrisy/
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Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali
One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks were used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.
#Diwali #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/bloke-angry-about-fireworks-used-for-diwali/
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Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested
Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.
#Amphtifa #ANTIFA #MadeUpNews #NoKings #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/breaking-news-head-of-amphtifa-arrested/
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More Trump health wisdom; beware of chewing gum and vinegar
The Tango Tw@t recycles some more dopey crap about health. What ever you do NEVER swallow chewing gum unless you want to die.
#DonaldTrump #MadeUpNews #RFKJnr #satire #vaccines
https://daily-twerk.com/science/more-trump-health-wisdom-beware-of-chewing-gum-and-vinegar/
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Marjorie Taylor Greene leaving GOP? Other parties express interest
MJT looking at offers from the Flat Earth Society, the Chemtrails Consortium and QAnon.
#Chemtrails #ConspiracyTheories #FlatEarth #MadeUpNews #MarjorieTaylorGreene #MJT #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-leaving-gop-other-parties-express-interest/
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Old school terrorist annoyed at elderly lady vicar
A former terrorist is angry at how easily Palestine Action supporters get labelled terrorists. No training, no weapons a bit of vandalism and holding up placards.
#MadeUpNews #PalestineAction #satire #Suffragettes
https://daily-twerk.com/general/old-school-terrorist-annoyed-at-elderly-lady-vicar/
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Future FEMA event responses
The rollback of FEMA before being phased out limits the events it will help with. Hurricanes, wildfires and floods not included. Zombie apocalypse? Alien attack? Meteor strike?
#DonaldTrump #FEMA #MadeUpNews #MAGA #satire #ZombieApocalypse
https://daily-twerk.com/general/future-fema-event-responses/
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Plaid Cymru calls for Wales to have own time zone
As a first step towards independence Plaid Cymru are campaigning for Wales to have its own time zone. Cymru Unified National Time.
#MadeUpNews #PlaidCymru #satire #UnreliableFacts #WelshIndependence
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/plaid-cymru-calls-for-wales-to-have-own-time-zone/
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RFK plans for TV show to win free treatment
Inspired by Noem's plan for a citizenship contest, RFK plans a show for people to receive treatment and win free healthcare for life.
#KristiNoem #MadeUpNews #RFKJnr #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/rfk-plans-for-tv-show-to-win-free-treatment/
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Birmingham to help Scunthorpe with fuel
With streets lined with combustible material, Birmingham has offered to help Scunthorpe steel works with fuel.
#BirminghamBinStrike #MadeUpNews #satire #Scunthorpe
https://daily-twerk.com/general/birmingham-to-help-scunthorpe-with-fuel/
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Signal chat group shock: the VP account not Vice President
Further revelations about the Signal chat group continue to make shock waves. Everybody thought the account marked VP was JD Vance.
#JDVance #MadeUpNews #MikeWaltz #PeterHegseth #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/signal-chat-group-shock-the-vp-account-not-vice-president/
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Trump buys Gaza strip
When the Gaza Strip appeared on an auction site Trump was in there like a pro. He was not sure what ‘match worn’ and ‘Euro 96’ meant but then details are for losers.
~KKhttps://daily-twerk.com/sport/trump-buys-gaza-strip/
#DonaldTrump #Gazza #MadeUpNews #PaulGascoigne #satire #UnreliableFacts
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Sue Gray departure; it’s all kicking off in Downing Street
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/sue-gray-departure-its-all-kicking-off-in-downing-street/
Following the departure of Sue Gray from her Chief of Staff post, it turns out it wasn’t just her pay that was better than anyone else’s.
Downing Street staff strip her office.
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Meghan Markle won’t be attending world belching championship
https://daily-twerk.com/general/meghan-markle-wont-be-attending-world-belching-championship/
#burps #celebrity #CelebrityNews #MadeUpNews #MeghanMarkle #RuttoSound #satire #UnreliableFacts
Despite initial high hopes that Meghan would be taking part in the belching championship in Italy, a royal expert has made up the news that she won’t be attending.
~ET
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Troopers protesting about working conditions, equipment and training
#CloneTroopers #MadeUpNews #satire #StarWars
As the back bone of the Empire's military force, Clone Troopers are not happy about a lot of things. They feel that their training could be better, that their equipment is sub-standard and a lack of diversity.
"No training. Rubbish armour. Useless weapons. No wonder we can't stop the rebels"
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Man from USA can’t comprehend that not everything relates to 2024 elections
#DonaldTrump #MadeUpNews #MAGA #Republicans #satire #SwineFlu #trump
In 2020 he thought that Covid-19 was a plot to manipulate the election. When he heard of lockdowns in Paris he thought that was in Texas. He couldn't comprehend that events can happen throughout the world, in places that couldn't give a shit about US elections.
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Jeremy Hunt; Rwanda, the answer to savings to fund tax cuts
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/jeremy-hunt-proposed-savings-to-fund-tax-cuts/
#satire #tories #MadeUpNews #Budget2023
#JeremyHuntDesperate to come up with tax cuts to salvage Tory economic credibility Jeremy Hunt needs to make spending cuts. With money being ‘wasted’ on things like prisons, benefits, health and education there is a lot of scope to save money. Rwanda is the key.
No more money wasted on pensioners, unemployed and prisoners.
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Man who came up with the ‘thinking about Romans’ line officially designated a legend
#GoingViral #Instagram #LifeSkills #MadeUpNews #Romans #satire #SocialMedia
That first bloke who had a camera shoved in his face and asked what he was thinking and came up with Romans has been awarded the international bloke's federation Legend award. His quick response and conv
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Thérèse Coffey: Suella Braverman’s biggest fan
#MadeUpNews #politics #satire #SuellaBraverman #ThereseCoffey #Tories
The Secretary of State for Pollution is loving the attention that the Home Secretary is getting. Everyone is so busy with the sewage coming from Suella Braverman's mouth that no-one is bothered about her river sewage.
Thérèse is overjoyed that no-one is pestering her about the raw sewage bobbing about in the rivers
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/therese-coffey-suella-bravermans-biggest-fan/
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A mother finds her old recorder in the loft – family is traumatised
#family #MadeUpNews #music #recorder #recorders #satire
While rummaging in the loft a young mother found the recorder she used to play as a child. It brought back many happy memories. Her husband can feel his soul withering as she destroys tunes. Their child has disowned her.
"Please Daddy. Make it stop. I'm in pain"
https://daily-twerk.com/music/a-mother-finds-her-old-recorder-in-the-loft-family-is-traumatised/
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A mother finds her old recorder in the loft – family is traumatised
#family #MadeUpNews #music #recorder #recorders #satire
While rummaging in the loft a young mother found the recorder she used to play as a child. It brought back many happy memories. Her husband can feel his soul withering as she destroys tunes. Their child has disowned her.
"Please Daddy. Make it stop. I'm in pain"
https://daily-twerk.com/music/a-mother-finds-her-old-recorder-in-the-loft-family-is-traumatised/
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A mother finds her old recorder in the loft – family is traumatised
#family #MadeUpNews #music #recorder #recorders #satire
While rummaging in the loft a young mother found the recorder she used to play as a child. It brought back many happy memories. Her husband can feel his soul withering as she destroys tunes. Their child has disowned her.
"Please Daddy. Make it stop. I'm in pain"
https://daily-twerk.com/music/a-mother-finds-her-old-recorder-in-the-loft-family-is-traumatised/