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#LetsPlay...

#WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial...?!

#JustForFun... #NoOneCares; #NotReally...

#DontForget; #ChickenPolice is a #Thing... A #LegendaryThing...

#IT's #TheOppositeOfNews... #HarshButFairComment

#StillTrue™️

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:PirateBadge:

#MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NothingToSell #NoOneBuyingIT #TeslaVsLovecraft #ForScience #DigitalServicesAct #AllTheFraud #StillNotHitler #Go #DiscordIsForImbeciles #TwitchIsForImbeciles

✨ Wow, a #groundbreaking discovery! 🎉 Cloudflare's elite group of bug hunters found a bug in a library—*gasp*! 😱 Next, they'll tell us the sun rises in the east. 🚀 #InnovativeRevolution #NotReally
https://blog.cloudflare.com/hyper-bug/ #InnovativeDiscovery #Cloudflare #BugHunters #TechNews #FindersKeepers #HackerNews #ngated

✨ Wow, a #groundbreaking discovery! 🎉 Cloudflare's elite group of bug hunters found a bug in a library—*gasp*! 😱 Next, they'll tell us the sun rises in the east. 🚀 #InnovativeRevolution #NotReally
https://blog.cloudflare.com/hyper-bug/ #InnovativeDiscovery #Cloudflare #BugHunters #TechNews #FindersKeepers #HackerNews #ngated

✨ Wow, a #groundbreaking discovery! 🎉 Cloudflare's elite group of bug hunters found a bug in a library—*gasp*! 😱 Next, they'll tell us the sun rises in the east. 🚀 #InnovativeRevolution #NotReally
https://blog.cloudflare.com/hyper-bug/ #InnovativeDiscovery #Cloudflare #BugHunters #TechNews #FindersKeepers #HackerNews #ngated

✨ Wow, a #groundbreaking discovery! 🎉 Cloudflare's elite group of bug hunters found a bug in a library—*gasp*! 😱 Next, they'll tell us the sun rises in the east. 🚀 #InnovativeRevolution #NotReally
https://blog.cloudflare.com/hyper-bug/ #InnovativeDiscovery #Cloudflare #BugHunters #TechNews #FindersKeepers #HackerNews #ngated

✨ Wow, a #groundbreaking discovery! 🎉 Cloudflare's elite group of bug hunters found a bug in a library—*gasp*! 😱 Next, they'll tell us the sun rises in the east. 🚀 #InnovativeRevolution #NotReally
https://blog.cloudflare.com/hyper-bug/ #InnovativeDiscovery #Cloudflare #BugHunters #TechNews #FindersKeepers #HackerNews #ngated

Hasbro has announced that they've decided to assure quality in the new AI rewrite of Ravenloft by bringing in a vampire expert, Stephanie Meyer, to oversee the project.

#TTRPG #NotReally #WouldNotPutItPastThem

Hasbro has announced that they've decided to assure quality in the new AI rewrite of Ravenloft by bringing in a vampire expert, Stephanie Meyer, to oversee the project.

#TTRPG #NotReally #WouldNotPutItPastThem

Hasbro has announced that they've decided to assure quality in the new AI rewrite of Ravenloft by bringing in a vampire expert, Stephanie Meyer, to oversee the project.

#TTRPG #NotReally #WouldNotPutItPastThem

Hasbro has announced that they've decided to assure quality in the new AI rewrite of Ravenloft by bringing in a vampire expert, Stephanie Meyer, to oversee the project.

#TTRPG #NotReally #WouldNotPutItPastThem

Hasbro has announced that they've decided to assure quality in the new AI rewrite of Ravenloft by bringing in a vampire expert, Stephanie Meyer, to oversee the project.

#TTRPG #NotReally #WouldNotPutItPastThem

🐢📸 Oh look, another "innovative" Raspberry Pi project 🤔! Introducing the #Optocam Zero: a Frankenstein creation of spare parts and a Pi #Zero, because why not reinvent the #camera with duct tape and hopes? 🙄🔧 #GameChanger #NotReally
https://github.com/dorukkumkumoglu/optocamzero #RaspberryPi #Innovation #DIY #TechProjects #HackerNews #ngated

🐢📸 Oh look, another "innovative" Raspberry Pi project 🤔! Introducing the #Optocam Zero: a Frankenstein creation of spare parts and a Pi #Zero, because why not reinvent the #camera with duct tape and hopes? 🙄🔧 #GameChanger #NotReally
https://github.com/dorukkumkumoglu/optocamzero #RaspberryPi #Innovation #DIY #TechProjects #HackerNews #ngated

🐢📸 Oh look, another "innovative" Raspberry Pi project 🤔! Introducing the #Optocam Zero: a Frankenstein creation of spare parts and a Pi #Zero, because why not reinvent the #camera with duct tape and hopes? 🙄🔧 #GameChanger #NotReally
https://github.com/dorukkumkumoglu/optocamzero #RaspberryPi #Innovation #DIY #TechProjects #HackerNews #ngated

🐢📸 Oh look, another "innovative" Raspberry Pi project 🤔! Introducing the #Optocam Zero: a Frankenstein creation of spare parts and a Pi #Zero, because why not reinvent the #camera with duct tape and hopes? 🙄🔧 #GameChanger #NotReally
https://github.com/dorukkumkumoglu/optocamzero #RaspberryPi #Innovation #DIY #TechProjects #HackerNews #ngated

🐢📸 Oh look, another "innovative" Raspberry Pi project 🤔! Introducing the #Optocam Zero: a Frankenstein creation of spare parts and a Pi #Zero, because why not reinvent the #camera with duct tape and hopes? 🙄🔧 #GameChanger #NotReally
https://github.com/dorukkumkumoglu/optocamzero #RaspberryPi #Innovation #DIY #TechProjects #HackerNews #ngated

RE: https://mastodon.art/@spiralhalo/116684056807400845

Fina & Dani iconic moment #NotReally :

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/spiralhalo/strawman-elegy-32-33

#Webcomic

RE: https://mastodon.art/@spiralhalo/116684056807400845

Fina & Dani iconic moment #NotReally :

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/spiralhalo/strawman-elegy-32-33

#Webcomic

#SUPRISE 🙄😏😣😡 #NotReally

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iopoxpxuveipyhammgrl6wsb/post/3mn36l2oahy2i

#SUPRISE 🙄😏😣😡 #NotReally

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iopoxpxuveipyhammgrl6wsb/post/3mn36l2oahy2i

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Sorry i think i need to kill you for this post

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#DontMentionIT

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BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated