#notreally — Public Fediverse posts

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

Sorry i think i need to kill you for this post

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#DontMentionIT

🧙⚔️​🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️​🧙 | 🚬🦹🍫​🐻🍫🦹🚬

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

In unrelated news, plans have been announced for a "Triumph of the Will" marathon at Kennedy Center later in 2025 ...

#notreally #yet

I know this doesn't make me a "grown up researcher," but I always get a giggle when a histogram or bar chart gives me the finger.

#research #dataviz #histogram #profanity #notreally

I made a track using Bitwig presets and a nice vintage drum machine off of #DecentSampler, with a bit of reverb, compression, eq and a smidge of delay on the flute.

Windbreak

https://on.soundcloud.com/3HD87KbeDtrTkAnX8

I made the cover image from this picture which I edited in Paint and the default windows picture editor.

#OriginalMusic
#ElectronicMusic
#Wind
#LowBeat
#Retro
#Nowtro
#WhyTro
#WhyNotro
#Easy
#Lounge
#RoomForWayMoreHashtagsYet
#IsItVaporwave?
#NotReally
#VaporwaveAdjacentThen
#IfYouInsist
#OhIDo

@MishaVanMollusq

But, you've #OpenedTheFloodgates, #Now... [#MixedMetaphorsNotwithstanding]

I #Once took my #RomanCatholicMother to the #MoviePremiere of #Se7en...

#SheLoved the #Premiere; got to meet #BradPitt, and #MorganFreeman... #IT's #NotReally a #TakeYourMomToTheMovies #KindOfFilm, though...

Especially since she was a #Man at the time according to her #EuropeanPassport...

8 x #BucketsOfPopcorn and an #UnopenedBox with #NoOne's #HeadInIT | #OCATC

🧙🍿🤖🐺🤖🍿🧙 | 🍿🦹🍿🦄🍿🦹🍿

Saw this on my AM gocomics.com run today, and it hits home. I have been staining my shirts for so long, my sister used to call me "Pig Pen" when we were growing up.

Now, when a T-shirt has the usual stain on it (grease, oil, food etc), I just tell people that's my logo.

(Fun fact: The gigantic quilt my sister just made me from all my old aviation t-shirts still has, um, my "logo" on several of the shirts.)

#avgeeks #aviation #flying #slob #NotReally

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

📱✨ Wow, the groundbreaking #innovation of switching 5 fewer apps a day! An #app to do what complex brains have been doing for years: remembering things. 🙄 Flexiboard: because who wouldn't want to clutter their keyboard with random "productivity" widgets? 🙃 #LifeChanging #NotReally
https://medium.com/@saipremtelkar/switch-5-less-apps-a-day-using-this-iphone-app-a0b312433404 #LifeChanging #NotReally #Flexiboard #Productivity #HackerNews #ngated

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

I am a bit of connoisseur of crosswords in TV shows, and I particularly like the entries down the very edges of the grid here. #crosswords #notreally

I am a bit of connoisseur of crosswords in TV shows, and I particularly like the entries down the very edges of the grid here. #crosswords #notreally

I am a bit of connoisseur of crosswords in TV shows, and I particularly like the entries down the very edges of the grid here. #crosswords #notreally