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I guess ArchWiki (AUR package) website admins think that everybody uses Arch?

Because they don't like if I post this from KDE Neon:
LC_ALL=C pacman -V|sed -r "s#[0-9]+#$(date -u +%m)#g"|base32|head -1
Command 'pacman' not found, but can be installed with:
sudo apt install pacman # version 10-19, or
sudo apt install pacman-package-manager # version 6.0.2-4

#arch #Linux #ubuntu #kdeneon #archwiki #aur #humor #notreally

Not funny, #arch admins!

New studies have revealed that the average person spends approximately 70 years of their life looking for things. 🤪

#NotReally

I asked OpenClaw to achieve world peace and invent a free, infinite power source that anyone can put together in their kitchen, so you can all relax now.
Can't believe nobody thought of that yet.

#ai #notreally

✨ Wow, a #groundbreaking discovery! 🎉 Cloudflare's elite group of bug hunters found a bug in a library—*gasp*! 😱 Next, they'll tell us the sun rises in the east. 🚀 #InnovativeRevolution #NotReally
https://blog.cloudflare.com/hyper-bug/ #InnovativeDiscovery #Cloudflare #BugHunters #TechNews #FindersKeepers #HackerNews #ngated

🐢📸 Oh look, another "innovative" Raspberry Pi project 🤔! Introducing the #Optocam Zero: a Frankenstein creation of spare parts and a Pi #Zero, because why not reinvent the #camera with duct tape and hopes? 🙄🔧 #GameChanger #NotReally
https://github.com/dorukkumkumoglu/optocamzero #RaspberryPi #Innovation #DIY #TechProjects #HackerNews #ngated

😱 Oh no, game devs are quaking in their boots because AI is coming for their jobs! Apparently, hitting “open to work” on LinkedIn is the new superpower. Maybe it's time to dust off those #resumes and start learning how to code AI, or at least how to pretend you can. 😂 #JobApocalypse #NotReally
https://darkounity.com/blog-post?id=the-impact-of-ai-on-game-dev-jobs-open-to-work-crisis--1774128585922 #GameDevJobs #AIImpact #JobMarket #CodingSkills #HackerNews #ngated

The Pussycat Dolls are reforming. Forget The Smiths reunion, David Gilmour and Roger Walters forgetting their differences or those Abba avatars becoming flesh but *this* is the one we have all been waiting for.
#NotReally

Current status: Hurling extensive, creative strings of expletives at an app b/c its video tutorials don’t match its interface. Client deadline, etc.

STOP YAPPING AND GET TO THE BLOODY DAMN POINT YOU GIT.

Narrator: Dear reader, our heroine may be experiencing a deficit of patience at this point in our story. Deliveries of pie would be most appreciated, whether they be virtual or consumable.

STOP NARRATING. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE HERE

Narrator: Dear reader, we find it necessary to retreat to less hazardous terrain at present. Please see previous request for pie. We now suspect our heroine is a descendant of dragons. And possibly raccoons.

#Microfiction #NotReally #SheHatesTechSoMuchRightNow

BREAKING: SEGA has unified all Angry Birds licensing under its global transmedia strategy following the Rovio acquisition, signaling a major shift in how the franchise will be managed worldwide.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #NotReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

I am a bit of connoisseur of crosswords in TV shows, and I particularly like the entries down the very edges of the grid here. #crosswords #notreally

> The German prefix “eigen” roughly translates to “self” or “own”.
(https://textbooks.math.gatech.edu/ila/eigenvectors.html)

so can we translate "self own" to "eigeneigen" in German? :)

#math #german #notreally

Saw this on my AM gocomics.com run today, and it hits home. I have been staining my shirts for so long, my sister used to call me "Pig Pen" when we were growing up.

Now, when a T-shirt has the usual stain on it (grease, oil, food etc), I just tell people that's my logo.

(Fun fact: The gigantic quilt my sister just made me from all my old aviation t-shirts still has, um, my "logo" on several of the shirts.)

#avgeeks #aviation #flying #slob #NotReally

KB5063878 doesn't cause SSD failures - that's what MS Copilot said so it must be true.

#ai #aislop #aifail #ms #microsoft #truestory #notreally

@aurisc4
Base 13.
#HHGG #H2G2 #42
#HopeThisHelps #maths
#NotReally :-)

Most of the roughage I get comes from the capsules around Tylenol pills.

The rest comes from grinding pill bottle caps with my TEETH.

#NotReally

A Braveheart reference was not what I expected from the Freakier Friday movie 🤣 🍿 …..it was really fun though!
#FreakierFridaySpoilers #notreally

More pseudo-science wank from Zoe. How did they become so pro- #animalagriculture after their $100m IPO 🤔 Must be a coincidence. Who pays for “science”.

https://zoe.com/learn/how-much-protein-do-you-need-zoe-guide

#veganism #NotReally #BewareComfortableScience #WhereDoYouGetYourProtein

#AirportsOfTheWorld #454 redux part deux SFO terminal 1 Gate C6 #Best10Hours #NotReally