Five by five on tonight's Top of the Pops:
* Is this the one where Moby jumps up and down while shouting the title? (Spoiler: no).
* Girl Thing was an attempt to replicate the success of B*Witched, which was a copycat of the Spice Girls.
* Sharon Redd invented Rickrolling.
* Los Lobos perform with all the energy of Chris Lowe and Vince Clarke.
* A little bit more? BBC4, you spoil us.
Hosts are pocket rocket Gail Porter, the mighty Jamie Theakston, the hand-some Peter Powell, Sir Simon Bates, Time Lord Gary Davies of Wooton (he's the Omar Sharif of Manchester, dontcha know), and Little Noely.
That's from 7pm on BBC4 and #TOTP. Be there, or we'll send David Gray round your house!