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  1. Mercredi #ActualPlay #JDR #Knight !
    Nos Héros s’aventurent en Sibérie pour une mission de la garde délicate, entre glaces, tempêtes et mystérieuses présences…

    youtu.be/QTpODo_x-jI

    Avec @OrionJdR, Auré et Rémi de la Rôlisterie

  2. #14

    RANDOM: A path! A path! Ni!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
    ARTHUR: We shall do no such thing!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Oh, please!
    ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  3. #10

    ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
    ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?
    ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.
    My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  4. #11

    BEDEVERE: Ni!
    ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No!
    ARTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
    HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  5. #11

    BEDEVERE: Ni!
    ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No!
    ARTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
    HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  6. #6

    ARTHUR: Here is your shrubbery
    HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
    ARTHUR: Of course.
    HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
    ARTHUR: Yes.
    HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  7. #8

    ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... Ni.
    CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
    ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!
    CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
    ARTHUR: Ni!
    BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
    ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's Ni.
    BEDEVERE: Nu!
    ARTHUR: No, no -- Ni. You're not doing it properly

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  8. #12

    ARTHUR: What is that?
    HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
    RANDOM: Ni!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang zoom boing mumble-mumble.
    RANDOM: Ni!

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  9. #16

    MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up
    And sneaking away and buggering up
    And chickening out and pissing about
    Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
    ARTHUR: Oh, Robin!
    ROBIN: My liege! It's good to see you!
    KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
    HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word!

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  10. #13

    HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
    ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who Til Recently Said Ni?
    HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
    ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  11. #18

    ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.
    ARTHUR: No, it is far from--
    KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!
    ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!
    KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!
    ARTHUR: Patsy!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!
    KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  12. #2

    HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!
    KNIGHTS: Ni! Ni! Ni!
    ARTHUR: Who are you?
    HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!
    ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni!

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  13. #18

    ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.
    ARTHUR: No, it is far from--
    KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!
    ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!
    KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!
    ARTHUR: Patsy!
    HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!
    KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  14. #6

    ARTHUR: Here is your shrubbery
    HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
    ARTHUR: Of course.
    HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
    ARTHUR: Yes.
    HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes

  15. #10

    ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
    ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?
    ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.
    My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies

    #KnightsWhoSayNi #MonthyPython #Knight #Quotes