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  1. Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shop 🎺 [Sponsored Post]

    Hi there, mate! Bozzer here and WELCOME to my second-hand trumpet shop. I’ve got literally 1,000s of trumpets in this place, they’re literally overflowing into the street outside the store! Literally!

    The council hate me for it and I keep getting slapped with health and safety warnings but my stance is THE PUBLIC NEEDS these trumpets!

    🎺 Second-Hand Trumpets GALORE 🎺

    The joys of second-hand musical instruments? They’re a lot cheaper than brand new ones, so for a fraction of the cost you can get solid equipment with only a small amount of drool and dribble all over them.

    Bozzer’s second-hand trumpet guarantee is that:

    • Less than 70% slobber on every trumpet GUARANTEED 🎺
    • Most of the slobber isn’t mine GUARANTEED 🎺
    • Trumpets!! 🎺

    Bozzer believes every dent tells a story. I don’t use buzzwords by Big Brass lightly, no no. That’s because I’m a smarmy used car salesman kinda guy! So come on down to Bozzer’s to experience the Bozzer Difference™!!

    🎺 SALE! SALE! SALE! Our Spring Cleaning Blowout Sale!!! 🎺

    HOT OFF THE PRESS! BOZZER’S HAS DONE AND GOT A MASSIVE SALE ON! THOUSANDS OF SECOND-HAND TRUMPETS NOW AT HALF PRICE! YOU’D HAVE TO BE CLINICALLY INSANE OR TOTALLY BEDRIDDEN WITH MALARIA TO MISS OUT ON THIS SALE, SALE, SALE!!!

    The SPECTACULAR Range at Bozzer’s Second-Hang Trumper Shop

    Bozzer’s is the BEST second-hand trumpet shop in all of Lancashire! I know that because I personally vandalised the two others and they had to go out of business. I’m the ONLY one available in Lancashire! So it’s either my way or the highway I’m afraid!

    I’ve got some of the hottest trumpets and horns on the UK market! Check it out:

    • 1974 Yamaha (Silver) in Black Tarnish: I found this on a bench in Manchester Piccadilly Gardens. After cleaning all the pigeon shit off it, the thing is almost as good as new!
    • Generic Pocket Trumpet: This was bent into a U shape because I parked my lardy ass on it by accident. It’s EXTRA discounted at ONLY £100.
    • The Horn of Destiny: Discovered at the bottom of the Loch Ness in 1783, the Horn of Destiny has passed through many generations until it was donated to my shop. It doesn’t work anymore, but legend has it if it’s fixed and played the Loch Ness Monster will descend upon your location with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge*! Good old Nessie!

    We have THOUSANDS more, of course, and they’re stacked all over the bloody place! Really, it’s difficult to even get into the store to pay! HAha. Except do goddamn pay, ya bastard, or I’ll chase after you, as God as my witness!!!

    Statement by Bozzer’s Second Hand Trumpet Shop

    *Events on, thereupon, or roundabout, the night of 13/05/2026 led to Barry “Bozzer” McDermott repairing The Horn of Destiny. He was warned not to by The Second-Hand Trumpet Organisation (TSHTO), but went ahead regardless. Upon playing The Horn of Destiny at precisely 7:09pm it took an estimated 135 seconds for the Loch Ness Monster to descend upon Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shot with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge. Barry “Bozzer” McDermott was woefully unprepared for such an attack and was knocked out cold in the assault. He was placed into a medically induced coma by the local hospital. Not as a precaution, just to get him to shut the hell for a bit and restore some local peace. Cheers, Nessie!

    #Business #Capitalism #Humor #Junk #Lifestyle #Music #Satire #satrical #secondHand #Silly #trumpet #trumpets
  2. Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shop 🎺 [Sponsored Post]

    Hi there, mate! Bozzer here and WELCOME to my second-hand trumpet shop. I’ve got literally 1,000s of trumpets in this place, they’re literally overflowing into the street outside the store! Literally!

    The council hate me for it and I keep getting slapped with health and safety warnings but my stance is THE PUBLIC NEEDS these trumpets!

    🎺 Second-Hand Trumpets GALORE 🎺

    The joys of second-hand musical instruments? They’re a lot cheaper than brand new ones, so for a fraction of the cost you can get solid equipment with only a small amount of drool and dribble all over them.

    Bozzer’s second-hand trumpet guarantee is that:

    • Less than 70% slobber on every trumpet GUARANTEED 🎺
    • Most of the slobber isn’t mine GUARANTEED 🎺
    • Trumpets!! 🎺

    Bozzer believes every dent tells a story. I don’t use buzzwords by Big Brass lightly, no no. That’s because I’m a smarmy used car salesman kinda guy! So come on down to Bozzer’s to experience the Bozzer Difference™!!

    🎺 SALE! SALE! SALE! Our Spring Cleaning Blowout Sale!!! 🎺

    HOT OFF THE PRESS! BOZZER’S HAS DONE AND GOT A MASSIVE SALE ON! THOUSANDS OF SECOND-HAND TRUMPETS NOW AT HALF PRICE! YOU’D HAVE TO BE CLINICALLY INSANE OR TOTALLY BEDRIDDEN WITH MALARIA TO MISS OUT ON THIS SALE, SALE, SALE!!!

    The SPECTACULAR Range at Bozzer’s Second-Hang Trumper Shop

    Bozzer’s is the BEST second-hand trumpet shop in all of Lancashire! I know that because I personally vandalised the two others and they had to go out of business. I’m the ONLY one available in Lancashire! So it’s either my way or the highway I’m afraid!

    I’ve got some of the hottest trumpets and horns on the UK market! Check it out:

    • 1974 Yamaha (Silver) in Black Tarnish: I found this on a bench in Manchester Piccadilly Gardens. After cleaning all the pigeon shit off it, the thing is almost as good as new!
    • Generic Pocket Trumpet: This was bent into a U shape because I parked my lardy ass on it by accident. It’s EXTRA discounted at ONLY £100.
    • The Horn of Destiny: Discovered at the bottom of the Loch Ness in 1783, the Horn of Destiny has passed through many generations until it was donated to my shop. It doesn’t work anymore, but legend has it if it’s fixed and played the Loch Ness Monster will descend upon your location with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge*! Good old Nessie!

    We have THOUSANDS more, of course, and they’re stacked all over the bloody place! Really, it’s difficult to even get into the store to pay! HAha. Except do goddamn pay, ya bastard, or I’ll chase after you, as God as my witness!!!

    Statement by Bozzer’s Second Hand Trumpet Shop

    *Events on, thereupon, or roundabout, the night of 13/05/2026 led to Barry “Bozzer” McDermott repairing The Horn of Destiny. He was warned not to by The Second-Hand Trumpet Organisation (TSHTO), but went ahead regardless. Upon playing The Horn of Destiny at precisely 7:09pm it took an estimated 135 seconds for the Loch Ness Monster to descend upon Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shot with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge. Barry “Bozzer” McDermott was woefully unprepared for such an attack and was knocked out cold in the assault. He was placed into a medically induced coma by the local hospital. Not as a precaution, just to get him to shut the hell for a bit and restore some local peace. Cheers, Nessie!

    #Business #Capitalism #Humor #Junk #Lifestyle #Music #Satire #satrical #secondHand #Silly #trumpet #trumpets
  3. Only found four of the partial thread bolts and they were too long, meaning the threaded section started too late.

    Slapped the wheel back together with some incorrect bolts for now and wrestled the old leaky inner tube back in just so I can roll the trailer out of the way as I need the tractor.

    This took way too long, but on the upside, a lot of junk got sorted in the process.

    And some treasure, too. A mountain of bolts, nuts and lock washers, some banjo bolts, a crappy mallet, a fire axe and drill, and a few tractor parts including starter motor, hydraulic pump, two alternators, etc.

    The hydraulic pump is a great find, those aren't cheap and it looks in decent shape.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #Treasure #Hydraulics

  4. Only found four of the partial thread bolts and they were too long, meaning the threaded section started too late.

    Slapped the wheel back together with some incorrect bolts for now and wrestled the old leaky inner tube back in just so I can roll the trailer out of the way as I need the tractor.

    This took way too long, but on the upside, a lot of junk got sorted in the process.

    And some treasure, too. A mountain of bolts, nuts and lock washers, some banjo bolts, a crappy mallet, a fire axe and drill, and a few tractor parts including starter motor, hydraulic pump, two alternators, etc.

    The hydraulic pump is a great find, those aren't cheap and it looks in decent shape.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #Treasure #Hydraulics

  5. Only found four of the partial thread bolts and they were too long, meaning the threaded section started too late.

    Slapped the wheel back together with some incorrect bolts for now and wrestled the old leaky inner tube back in just so I can roll the trailer out of the way as I need the tractor.

    This took way too long, but on the upside, a lot of junk got sorted in the process.

    And some treasure, too. A mountain of bolts, nuts and lock washers, some banjo bolts, a crappy mallet, a fire axe and drill, and a few tractor parts including starter motor, hydraulic pump, two alternators, etc.

    The hydraulic pump is a great find, those aren't cheap and it looks in decent shape.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #Treasure #Hydraulics

  6. Only found four of the partial thread bolts and they were too long, meaning the threaded section started too late.

    Slapped the wheel back together with some incorrect bolts for now and wrestled the old leaky inner tube back in just so I can roll the trailer out of the way as I need the tractor.

    This took way too long, but on the upside, a lot of junk got sorted in the process.

    And some treasure, too. A mountain of bolts, nuts and lock washers, some banjo bolts, a crappy mallet, a fire axe and drill, and a few tractor parts including starter motor, hydraulic pump, two alternators, etc.

    The hydraulic pump is a great find, those aren't cheap and it looks in decent shape.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #Treasure #Hydraulics

  7. Only found four of the partial thread bolts and they were too long, meaning the threaded section started too late.

    Slapped the wheel back together with some incorrect bolts for now and wrestled the old leaky inner tube back in just so I can roll the trailer out of the way as I need the tractor.

    This took way too long, but on the upside, a lot of junk got sorted in the process.

    And some treasure, too. A mountain of bolts, nuts and lock washers, some banjo bolts, a crappy mallet, a fire axe and drill, and a few tractor parts including starter motor, hydraulic pump, two alternators, etc.

    The hydraulic pump is a great find, those aren't cheap and it looks in decent shape.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #Treasure #Hydraulics

  8. Looking for some wheel bolts. There's several buckets of bolts, nuts, springs, nails, miscellaneous junk and the odd dead mouse.

    I've sorted five buckets and found one of the bolts I need so far, but at least the garbarn gets dejunked and my scrapmetal bins fill back up. Keeping the intact nuts and bolts, of course. They fit the old stuff I'm repairing here.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #ScrapMetal #Bolts #Recycling

  9. Looking for some wheel bolts. There's several buckets of bolts, nuts, springs, nails, miscellaneous junk and the odd dead mouse.

    I've sorted five buckets and found one of the bolts I need so far, but at least the garbarn gets dejunked and my scrapmetal bins fill back up. Keeping the intact nuts and bolts, of course. They fit the old stuff I'm repairing here.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #ScrapMetal #Bolts #Recycling

  10. Looking for some wheel bolts. There's several buckets of bolts, nuts, springs, nails, miscellaneous junk and the odd dead mouse.

    I've sorted five buckets and found one of the bolts I need so far, but at least the garbarn gets dejunked and my scrapmetal bins fill back up. Keeping the intact nuts and bolts, of course. They fit the old stuff I'm repairing here.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #ScrapMetal #Bolts #Recycling

  11. Looking for some wheel bolts. There's several buckets of bolts, nuts, springs, nails, miscellaneous junk and the odd dead mouse.

    I've sorted five buckets and found one of the bolts I need so far, but at least the garbarn gets dejunked and my scrapmetal bins fill back up. Keeping the intact nuts and bolts, of course. They fit the old stuff I'm repairing here.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #ScrapMetal #Bolts #Recycling

  12. Looking for some wheel bolts. There's several buckets of bolts, nuts, springs, nails, miscellaneous junk and the odd dead mouse.

    I've sorted five buckets and found one of the bolts I need so far, but at least the garbarn gets dejunked and my scrapmetal bins fill back up. Keeping the intact nuts and bolts, of course. They fit the old stuff I'm repairing here.

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Junk #ScrapMetal #Bolts #Recycling

  13. The scrapmetal pile in front of the sheds is gone. Well, actually it's mostly in the trailer for now.

    I did clean up and level the ground there and of course a new scrap pile came out in the process 😆

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Shed #ScrapMetal #Junk

  14. The scrapmetal pile in front of the sheds is gone. Well, actually it's mostly in the trailer for now.

    I did clean up and level the ground there and of course a new scrap pile came out in the process 😆

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Shed #ScrapMetal #Junk

  15. The scrapmetal pile in front of the sheds is gone. Well, actually it's mostly in the trailer for now.

    I did clean up and level the ground there and of course a new scrap pile came out in the process 😆

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Shed #ScrapMetal #Junk

  16. The scrapmetal pile in front of the sheds is gone. Well, actually it's mostly in the trailer for now.

    I did clean up and level the ground there and of course a new scrap pile came out in the process 😆

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Shed #ScrapMetal #Junk

  17. The scrapmetal pile in front of the sheds is gone. Well, actually it's mostly in the trailer for now.

    I did clean up and level the ground there and of course a new scrap pile came out in the process 😆

    #Homestead #Cleanup #Shed #ScrapMetal #Junk

  18. Spam Domain Report Oct 2025 - Mar 2026: Spamhaus Project

    #Spamhaus, an independent leader in IP * domain reputation, reviews the domain name ecosphere

    From number of newly registered #domains to domain #abuse our researchers are observing, this update highlights trends & provides insights into the poor reputation of domains, and champions providers where positive improvements are seen

    Spamhaus Domain Reputation Update

    spamhaus.org/resource-hub/doma

    #spam #email #junk #adverts #ads #phishing #phish

  19. Spam Domain Report Oct 2025 - Mar 2026: Spamhaus Project

    #Spamhaus, an independent leader in IP * domain reputation, reviews the domain name ecosphere

    From number of newly registered #domains to domain #abuse our researchers are observing, this update highlights trends & provides insights into the poor reputation of domains, and champions providers where positive improvements are seen

    Spamhaus Domain Reputation Update

    spamhaus.org/resource-hub/doma

    #spam #email #junk #adverts #ads #phishing #phish

  20. Spam Domain Report Oct 2025 - Mar 2026: Spamhaus Project

    #Spamhaus, an independent leader in IP * domain reputation, reviews the domain name ecosphere

    From number of newly registered #domains to domain #abuse our researchers are observing, this update highlights trends & provides insights into the poor reputation of domains, and champions providers where positive improvements are seen

    Spamhaus Domain Reputation Update

    spamhaus.org/resource-hub/doma

    #spam #email #junk #adverts #ads #phishing #phish

  21. Spam Domain Report Oct 2025 - Mar 2026: Spamhaus Project

    #Spamhaus, an independent leader in IP * domain reputation, reviews the domain name ecosphere

    From number of newly registered #domains to domain #abuse our researchers are observing, this update highlights trends & provides insights into the poor reputation of domains, and champions providers where positive improvements are seen

    Spamhaus Domain Reputation Update

    spamhaus.org/resource-hub/doma

    #spam #email #junk #adverts #ads #phishing #phish

  22. Spam Domain Report Oct 2025 - Mar 2026: Spamhaus Project

    #Spamhaus, an independent leader in IP * domain reputation, reviews the domain name ecosphere

    From number of newly registered #domains to domain #abuse our researchers are observing, this update highlights trends & provides insights into the poor reputation of domains, and champions providers where positive improvements are seen

    Spamhaus Domain Reputation Update

    spamhaus.org/resource-hub/doma

    #spam #email #junk #adverts #ads #phishing #phish

  23. Loading the trailer with some junk for the scrapmetal dealer.

    Still gotta cut up the longer parts to fit and I've got another pile out behind the barn.

    How much do you think this load weighs so far? :dog_tilting_head:

    I'm checking the tyres occasionally to see when its enough 🤷

    #ScrapMetal #Homestead #Cleanup #Steel #Junk #Recycling

  24. Loading the trailer with some junk for the scrapmetal dealer.

    Still gotta cut up the longer parts to fit and I've got another pile out behind the barn.

    How much do you think this load weighs so far? :dog_tilting_head:

    I'm checking the tyres occasionally to see when its enough 🤷

    #ScrapMetal #Homestead #Cleanup #Steel #Junk #Recycling

  25. Loading the trailer with some junk for the scrapmetal dealer.

    Still gotta cut up the longer parts to fit and I've got another pile out behind the barn.

    How much do you think this load weighs so far? :dog_tilting_head:

    I'm checking the tyres occasionally to see when its enough 🤷

    #ScrapMetal #Homestead #Cleanup #Steel #Junk #Recycling