#junkfood — Public Fediverse posts

Dilophosaurus spoils their dinner with a pack of peanuts.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Peanuts #JunkFood #Dinosaurs

https://www.europesays.com/uk/960142/ Life expectancy gaps show reality of ‘Two Britains’ as health slides backwards #Alcohol #Babies #EatingDisorders #Fitness #GenX #Health #HealthTrustInc #Healthcare #HealthyLife #HeartDisease #HousePrices #JunkFood #LifeExpectancy #MentalHealth #NHS #OfficeForNationalStatistics #Osteoarthritis #Pensions #SocialServices #StatePension #UK #UnitedKingdom

Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy

Here’s something to chew on. Brains require nutrients from a variety of foods like fruits, vegetables, fatty fish,…
#NewsBeep #News #Nutrition #brains #CA #Canada #diabetes #Diets #food-drink #Health #junkfood #obesity #studysays #Ultra-ProcessedFoods
https://www.newsbeep.com/ca/667198/

https://www.europesays.com/ie/482823/ Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy #brains #diabetes #Diets #Éire #FoodDrink #Health #IE #Ireland #JunkFood #Nutrition #Obesity #StudySays #UltraProcessedFoods

Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy

Here’s something to chew on. Brains require nutrients from a variety of foods like fruits, vegetables, fatty fish, whole grains, nuts and seeds to function properly. Even if you’re c…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Nutrition #brains #Diabetes #diets #Food&Drink #health #junkfood #nutrition #obesity #studysays #ultraprocessedfoods
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2639712/common-foods-that-mess-with-focus-even-if-your-diet-is-healthy/

Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy

Here’s something to chew on. Brains require nutrients from a variety of foods like fruits, vegetables, fatty fish, whole grains, nuts and seeds to function properly. Even if you’re c…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Nutrition #brains #Diabetes #diets #Food&Drink #health #junkfood #nutrition #obesity #studysays #ultraprocessedfoods
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2639712/common-foods-that-mess-with-focus-even-if-your-diet-is-healthy/

Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy

Here’s something to chew on. Brains require nutrients from a variety of foods like fruits, vegetables, fatty fish, whole grains, nuts and seeds to function properly. Even if you’re c…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Nutrition #brains #Diabetes #diets #Food&Drink #health #junkfood #nutrition #obesity #studysays #ultraprocessedfoods
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2639712/common-foods-that-mess-with-focus-even-if-your-diet-is-healthy/

Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy

Here’s something to chew on. Brains require nutrients from a variety of foods like fruits, vegetables, fatty fish, whole grains, nuts and seeds to function properly. Even if you’re c…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Nutrition #brains #Diabetes #diets #Food&Drink #health #junkfood #nutrition #obesity #studysays #ultraprocessedfoods
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2639712/common-foods-that-mess-with-focus-even-if-your-diet-is-healthy/

Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy https://www.diningandcooking.com/2639712/common-foods-that-mess-with-focus-even-if-your-diet-is-healthy/ #brains #Diabetes #diets #Food&Drink #health #JunkFood #nutrition #obesity #StudySays #UltraProcessedFoods

Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy https://www.diningandcooking.com/2639712/common-foods-that-mess-with-focus-even-if-your-diet-is-healthy/ #brains #Diabetes #diets #Food&Drink #health #JunkFood #nutrition #obesity #StudySays #UltraProcessedFoods

Common foods that mess with focus, even if your diet is healthy https://www.diningandcooking.com/2639712/common-foods-that-mess-with-focus-even-if-your-diet-is-healthy/ #brains #Diabetes #diets #Food&Drink #health #JunkFood #nutrition #obesity #StudySays #UltraProcessedFoods

Possible culprit for ‘spoonful of microplastics’ in our brain

Life in plastic isn’t so fantastic. While there’s debate over how much is actually in our systems, microplastics…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Health #blood #body #brains #Diabetes #diets #Junkfood #Microplastics #Obesity #Research #stroke #studysays #ultra-processedfoods
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/635611/

Possible culprit for ‘spoonful of microplastics’ in our brain

Life in plastic isn’t so fantastic. While there’s debate over how much is actually in our systems, microplastics…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Health #blood #body #brains #Diabetes #diets #Junkfood #Microplastics #Obesity #Research #stroke #studysays #ultra-processedfoods
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/635611/

@BenjaminHCCarr

Excess CO2 is #JunkFood for plants,

Linger: The Slow Food Café 🫕 [Sponsored Post]

Are you SICK TO DEATH of fast food culture and the urgency behind that junk?!? Then mosey on down to Slow Food Café, where all our waiters are lazy as all hell and the head chef has a gammy leg!

This ensures every meal delivered to you is slow, protracted, aggravating, and tedious. We’re the antithesis of fast food and we make sure you can sit awkwardly at your dining table, forced into polite chitchat with whomever is with you.

Oh yeah, and we serve beer. It’s £30 a pint and takes 10 minutes to get to you.

Slow Food, Slow Pints, Raging Indignation

“Efficiency is a violent disruption of your ingredients and their, respective, journeys. That is why we don’t do efficiency. We’re incompetent and that’s a GRATE thing. Pun intended.” Jeff McSloth, CEO of Slow Food Café

Think of this way—the longer we make you wait, the longer the food absorbs the very essence of the kitchen and dining area. This atmospheric inculcation imbues your foodstuffs with the likes of:

• Bacteria
• Dust
• The odd fly crawling all over it
• Errant sneezes

Flavour. Flavour! For good things come to those who are overweight. As the longer we make you wait, the more hungry and enraged you’ll get, but ultimately be more delighted when your food arrives.

Linger’s Slow Burner Menu Highlights

This is our menu. Don’t like it? Then don’t eat here then, you ungrateful swine:

• Sloth Salad
• Glacial Water
• Tardy Toast
• Unhurried Onions
• Sluggish Soup of the Day
• Creeping Ice Cream
• Snail-Paced Semolina
• Lagging Lamb Roast
• Dithering Dal
• Protracted Pub Grub

The list goes on. Basically, our menu is shaped by wordplay that’s influenced by foods we can cook in a really, really, really slow way. Toast takes several hours, for example, and the glacial glass of water can take up to a week (it’s delivered to your address long after you’ve left our premises).

The Joys of Artisanal Procrastination

Our waiting staff is trained to avoid eye contact, delay taking your order, and keeping themselves busy folding napkins for many hours (instead of doing real work).

Sticking your hand up, clicking you fingers, and barking “Waiter!” will do sod all here. You will be ignored and if you’ve got a problem with that we’ll just take EVEN LONGER with your order…

After your meal, the bill is also handed to you on hand-calligraphed parchment you’ll need an investigative team to decode. Additionally, the parchment must be allowed to dry for several hours before you see it and decode its mysteries.

Feedback From Our Angry Customers

“Came in for an appetiser and some lunch. Why am I still waiting for my appetiser and lunch!?!!?! Hello!? I’m sitting at the back table on the right I’ve been HERE FOR A MONTH! WTF?! I have a job. I have a family! Where is my goddamn toast started and soup of the day main!?” Andrew McBastard

“By the time the alleged ‘soup of the day’ arrived I’d been sitting so long my legs had seized up with cramps and I was hospitalised with deep vein thrombosis. Demanded my money back. 17 days later, they updated me they WON’T be refunding me. THAT SOUP COST ME FIVE POUNDS! BASTARDS!!!” Harriet McSonofabitch

“I’d been waiting four hours for the Soup of the Day. Eventually I asked the waiter where in the NAME OF GODDAMN HELL the soup was! He pointed at a sundial on the pavement outside the cafe and… and… and I lost my shit. I smashed a fist on the table and shouted ‘THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ and then I was escorted from the premises.” Jane McBadall

“Stopped in for a black coffee with 17 sugars, 13 squirts of caramel, and 10 squirts of cream. After 12 hours, the order came back with 15 sugars, 11 squirts of caramel, and 11 squirts of cream. Sent it back to get my order fixed. 12 days later it came back with 16 sugars, 12 squirts of caramel, and 113 squirts of cream. The cream was overflowing from the beverage! I said to the waiter, ‘I can’t drink that! I asked for TEN squirts of cream, you stupid bastard!’ To make matters worse, I was fired from my job for absenteeism. LEARN TO GET CUSTOMER ORDERS RIGHT!” Beth McOcd

#ichfassezusammen: Dieser #US-Präsident ist wirklich unerträglich – #USA erwägen teilweise #Truppenabzug aus #Deutschland (Hurra, nehmt eure Waffen gleich mit) – Deutschland ist tief zerstritten, #noafd jubelt – #Pressefreiheit Deutschland auf Platz 11, #USA rutscht auf Rang 57 – Seit Kriegsbeginn richtete #Iran 25 Menschen hin – Experten fordern höhere Steuern auf #Junkfood und #Alkohol wegen zunehmenden Lebererkrankungen – Wenn Militärausgaben zum Motor der Wirtschaft werden.

I usually only eat fresh foods but my wife brought home a packet of Tangy Pickle flavoured #Twisties and they're the best new flavour since Light and Tangy #chips in the 90's. I highly recommend.

#snacks #crisps #food #junkfood

I usually only eat fresh foods but my wife brought home a packet of Tangy Pickle flavoured #Twisties and they're the best new flavour since Light and Tangy #chips in the 90's. I highly recommend.

#snacks #crisps #food #junkfood

I usually only eat fresh foods but my wife brought home a packet of Tangy Pickle flavoured #Twisties and they're the best new flavour since Light and Tangy #chips in the 90's. I highly recommend.

#snacks #crisps #food #junkfood

I usually only eat fresh foods but my wife brought home a packet of Tangy Pickle flavoured #Twisties and they're the best new flavour since Light and Tangy #chips in the 90's. I highly recommend.

#snacks #crisps #food #junkfood

https://www.europesays.com/ch/54964/ Nestlé to cut 450 UK jobs sparking backlash from workers and unions #backgrounds #candy #CandyBar #chocolate #ChocolateCandy #dessert #food #FoodAndDrink #gourmet #IsolatedObjects #IsolatedOnBlack #JunkFood/fastFood #KitKat #MilkChocolate #NestlaSA #Nestlé #red #snack #StudioIsolated #sugar #SweetFood #TakeOutFood #ThreeObjects #wafer

I spotted this in the window of a gas station in Hilo. I think it'll have to go into my industrial ag mega-zine in the area for "industrial ag wants to solve global hunger" 🤡

#food #JunkFood

Gibraltar macaques eat soil to ease stomach irritation from tourist junk food, study finds

📰 Original title: The tactic monkeys have adopted to settle stomachs after eating junk food

🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
👥 Usuarios: It's clickbait ⚠️

View full AI summary: https://killbait.com/en/gibraltar-macaques-eat-soil-to-ease-stomach-irritation-from-tourist-junk-food-study-finds/?redirpost=00bd573a-7526-4e00-97fa-612951983ab9

#science #monkeys #junkfood #geophagy

CURRENTLY IN ROTATION
#taco #tacos #tacotuesday #tacotues #food #song #junkfood #Novelty #techno #dancepop #Russian #goofy #funny #lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nUwTnJ8yFXY

CURRENTLY IN ROTATION
#taco #tacos #tacotuesday #tacotues #food #song #junkfood #Novelty #techno #dancepop #Russian #goofy #funny #lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nUwTnJ8yFXY

CURRENTLY IN ROTATION
#taco #tacos #tacotuesday #tacotues #food #song #junkfood #Novelty #techno #dancepop #Russian #goofy #funny #lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nUwTnJ8yFXY

CURRENTLY IN ROTATION
#taco #tacos #tacotuesday #tacotues #food #song #junkfood #Novelty #techno #dancepop #Russian #goofy #funny #lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nUwTnJ8yFXY

CURRENTLY IN ROTATION
#taco #tacos #tacotuesday #tacotues #food #song #junkfood #Novelty #techno #dancepop #Russian #goofy #funny #lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nUwTnJ8yFXY

(people) "the food industry" sell & sell at you a lot of very unhealthy #food

Plus, #JunkFood is part of a "rat race" lifestyle culture

Why? #money is why

The Michael Shermer Show: What Really Prevents #Cognitive Decline

Episode webpage: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.libsyn.com/sciencesalon/mss601_Majid_Fotuhi_2026_04_14.mp3

Media file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/sciencesalon/mss601_Majid_Fotuhi_2026_04_14.mp3?dest-id=513978

#health #dementia

https://www.europesays.com/ch/48981/ Nestlé backs filtered brews as next major coffee trend #CadburyPlc #candy #CandyBar #chocolate #ChocolateCandy #editorial #FoodAndDrink #heap #hershey's #JunkFood/fastFood #LargeGroupOfObjects #MarsIncorporated #NamedCandyBar #NamedChocolateCandy #NestlaSA #Nestlé #NoPeople #packaging #Reese'sPeanutButterCup #Reese'sPieces #StudioShot #UnhealthyEating

https://www.europesays.com/ch/41387/ Nestlé KitKat theft exposes vulnerabilities in confectionery transport #backgrounds #candy #CandyBar #chocolate #ChocolateCandy #dessert #food #FoodAndDrink #gourmet #IsolatedObjects #IsolatedOnBlack #JunkFood/fastFood #KitKat #MilkChocolate #NestlaSA #Nestlé #red #snack #StudioIsolated #sugar #SweetFood #TakeOutFood #ThreeObjects #wafer

https://www.europesays.com/es/472627/ El golpe más dulce del siglo: roban un camión con 12 toneladas de chocolatinas de la marca KitKat | Sociedad #backgrounds #Business #candy #CandyBar #chocolate #ChocolateCandy #dessert #Economía #Economy #ES #España #food #FoodAndDrink #gourmet #IsolatedObjects #IsolatedOnBlack #JunkFood/fastFood #KitKat #MilkChocolate #NestlaSA #red #snack #Spain #StudioIsolated #sugar #SweetFood #TakeOutFood #ThreeObjects #wafer

"O paradoxo da obesidade"
Todo dia um vídeo do Atila mostrando a merda que é a vida sob o capital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xeaj6CBkYw

#obesidade #AtilaIamarino #fastfood #junkfood #glp1 #alimentos

@the my standard that's similar to this is to take some sliced in half bagels, add some tomato sauce, mozzarella or Muenster cheese, often also adding a little parmesean, with oregano & garlic (fresh or dried powdered whatever is seasonally easiest) and put those in the microwave for about 30-90 seconds- depending upon if I've got 1 or 2 full bagels on said plate & the temperature.

#JunkFood #Food #PizzaBagels

"There is an entire class of hyper-elite who are selling you stuff they know is terrible. The McDonald’s CEO just made it obvious."

#UltraProcessedFood #UPFS #JunkFood #McDonalds #children #AI #SocialMedia #EconomicElites
/3

"The McDonald’s moment is an informative one, and a good reminder: The very wealthy corporate leaders who sell you things like McDonald’s hamburgers are not eating that stuff themselves The very wealthy tech entrepreneurs who hawk social media apps and AI tools are not giving their own kids unlimited time online."

#UltraProcessedFood #UPFS #JunkFood #McDonalds #children #AI #SocialMedia #EconomicElites
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"It was the bite heard round the world: McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski posted a video to Instagram of him trying his company’s new offering, the Big Arch, an ultra-processed sandwich he aptly described as 'the product.' He was not lovin’ it. The bite was barely a bite — more of a tentative nibble. 'That is so good,' he said — but it did not look so good."

~ Jill Filipovic

#UltraProcessedFood #UPFS #JunkFood #McDonalds #children #AI #SocialMedia #EconomicElites
/1

https://www.throughline.news/p/the-lesson-from-the-mcdonalds-ceo

https://www.europesays.com/uk/805789/ ‘I lost 6st on Mounjaro but nobody told me about horrible side effects’ #BloodPressure #Fitness #Health #JunkFood #Medication #Mounjaro #Prescriptions #teenagers #UK #UnitedKingdom #Vitamins #WeightLoss #WeightLossInjections

https://www.europesays.com/ie/369276/ ‘I lost 6st on Mounjaro but nobody told me about horrible side effects’ #BloodPressure #Éire #Fitness #Health #IE #Ireland #JunkFood #Medication #Mounjaro #Prescriptions #teenagers #Vitamins #WeightLoss #WeightLossInjections

https://www.europesays.com/ch/25816/ Nestlé’s F1 move signals bold new brand strategy #CadburyPlc #candy #CandyBar #chocolate #ChocolateCandy #editorial #FoodAndDrink #heap #hershey's #JunkFood/fastFood #LargeGroupOfObjects #MarsIncorporated #NamedCandyBar #NamedChocolateCandy #NestlaSA #Nestlé #NoPeople #packaging #Reese'sPeanutButterCup #Reese'sPieces #StudioShot #UnhealthyEating

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN
#meme #donuts #junkfood #funny

Stop eating their garbage! And if that's what you want to do, fine. But it's so sad whenever I see families feeding this crap to their children.

#Capitalism #Hypocrisy #Corruption #DirtyPoliticians #ResetSociety #JunkFood #Health #AnimalWellfare #AnimalRights #KFC #Popeyes #Wingstop #Wagamama

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2r6jqm042o

Short health ads reduce junk food cravings https://www.byteseu.com/1809237/ #BodyMassIndex #Food #Health #JunkFood #Obesity #PublicHealth #Research

https://www.europesays.com/ie/335113/ Too many warnings on statins – none required on junk food #DrCatherineConlon #Éire #FoodLabelling #Health #IE #Ireland #JunkFood #Statins

How would you feal?
#weird #weirdnews #junkfood #cringe
https://www.binghamtonhomepage.com/news/top-stories/local-bar-owner-forced-to-eat-wendys-chili-for-one-month/

#MyVeganLife
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Smoky & Cheesy: Delicious and juicy Healthy Junk Food Burger

Delicious and juicy Vegan Burger by Garden Gourmet, is topped with Wildwestland 'Melt Me Smoky' Vegan Cheese, red onions, and Jean Baton Real Vegan Mayo. Served on a bed of lettuce in a grilled smoked-powder crust. Served with a green salad and red onions, simply dressed with extra virgin olive oil, salt, pepper, and a little fresh lemon juice.

I have been #vegan for 28 years. I was 20 when I decided to stop making my food suffer, and YES I'm still alive! 😉
It's possible and can be just as delicious!!

🇬🇧 Animal Friendly Meat Does Not Exist!
🇮🇹 La carne rispettosa degli animali non esiste!
🇳🇱 Dierenvriendelijk vlees bestaat niet!

#govegan #veganfood #plantaardig #plantbased #veganlifestyle #foodporn
#vegetarian #foodporn #vegetarianfood #vegano #vegetariano #exchef #Vega #burger #junkfood #veganjunkfood #mastodonfood

#MyVeganLife
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Smoky & Cheesy: The Ultimate Healthy Junk Food Burger

The Ultimate Vegan Burger by Garden Gourmet, with Wildwestland 'Melt Me Smoky' Vegan Cheese, red onions, and Jean Baton Real Vegan Mayo. Served on a bed of lettuce in a smoked-powder grilled bun. Accompanied by Belgian-style oven-baked fries (not double-fried!).

https://peertube.uno/w/64Lif6CajgJayvf5qbg583

I have been #vegan for 28 years. I was 20 when I decided to stop making my food suffer, and YES I'm still alive! 😉
It's possible and can be just as delicious!!

🇬🇧 Animal Friendly Meat Does Not Exist! 🇮🇹 La carne rispettosa degli animali non esiste! 🇳🇱 Dierenvriendelijk vlees bestaat niet!

*Yes, this has an 'Insta-look' because it's an archive. I deleted my account to escape metadata tracking and switch to 100% open source, :mastodon: 🇪🇺 servers

#govegan #veganfood #plantaardig #plantbased #PeerTube #veganlifestyle #vegetarian #foodporn #vegetarianfood #vegano #vegetariano #exchef #Vega #burger #junkfood

RE: https://mastodon.social/@rfi/116028653007240737

How #TikTok, #X, #Facebook, #Instagram and co. are addictive: More than half of the advertising money spent in this country goes to social media companies, and the trend is rising. Society is also paying the players who are destroying it.

#SocialMedia #JunkFood

#MyVeganLife
anon_1000111111001

Middle East meets Wild West: The Ultimate Falafel!

It's Falafel time with fresh vegetables, Jean Baton vegan Mayo, Wildwestland 'Melt me Smoky' Vegan Cheese, and Maza Vegan Hummus. DELICIOUS VEGAN #JUNKFOOD !!

https://peertube.uno/w/5fHG98AL9rwbm2rM7sf2C6

I have been #vegan for 28 years. I was 20 when I decided to stop making my food suffer, and YES I'm still alive! 😉
It's possible and can be just as delicious!!

🇬🇧 Animal Friendly Meat Does Not Exist !!!
🇮🇹 La carne rispettosa degli animali non esiste!!!
🇳🇱 Dierenvriendelijk vlees bestaat niet!!!

**Yes, this has an 'Insta-look' because it's an archive. I deleted my account to escape metadata tracking and switch to 100% open source, European servers. I'm sharing these memories as they were, but my future uploads will be native to PeerTube.

#govegan #veganfood #plantaardig
#plantbased #healthyfood #PeerTube #veganlifestyle #vegetarian #foodporn
#vegetarianfood #vegano #vegetariano
#exchef #exchefhobby #Vega

https://www.europesays.com/uk/719334/ Common fruit ‘flushes out’ fat and sugar and cuts heart attack risk #Alzheimer'sDisease #cholesterol #Health #HeartAttack #HeartDisease #JunkFood #LosAngeles #MentalHealth #SexDrive #Superfoods #UK #UnitedKingdom #UniversityOfCalifornia