#hey-google — Public Fediverse posts

#HeyGoogle

Stop.

When I wiggle my mouse, the cursor gets bigger so I can locate it across three monitors.

No one wants a trigger happy cpu load dump every time they sit down and grab their mouse.

NO ONE

#NOAi #Ai #Gemini #GoogleBook

#HeyGoogle, add "Uninformed Alarmists" to my Punk Band Names List.

RE: https://mastodon.online/@vwbusguy/115573324892095029

#HeyGoogle ,

Thanks, I hate it.

-MrCopilot

Fun fact: Google was "born" 27 years ago today and is worth ~$3T. Another fun fact: Jason was born 54 years ago today (exactly twice as old), but I'm not QUITE worth $3,000,000,000,000... YET. Hey Google, a little help for your birthday twin? 😄

#Google #HeyGoogle #birthday #twinsies #twin #birthdaytwins #trillion #billion #million

Psst #HeyGoogle

Just because I look at a $700 Glowing UV #GreenLantern ring does not mean showing it to me every time I read anything on the web will persuade me to actually blow upwards of a grand on a #ManlyBands band, even if we were to renew our vows.

Yeah I looked at the women's rings, the lord of the rings' The Ring. And yeah I showed them to MrsCopilot on another device.

Still not gonna buy it. None of my other GL rings cost more than $50. None of em look this good tho.

#Comics #DCU

@Edent Hey @Google stop asking questions you have already decided on the answers to. You're wasting everyone's time.

Also, stop breaking the web. Standards exist for a reason. JavaScript is already messy (*cough cough* React) don't make the rest of the web look like it.

#HeyGoogle

#HeyGoogle

I love when uniget tells me its time to go to help and about of my chrome browser to cause it to download the update and restart chrome.

Sooo Much easier than clicking "update now" like every other package.

#HeyGoogle You have made a mistake. According to Executive Order 14172 only the Northern part of the #GulfOfMexico shall be renamed.
/cf. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/restoring-names-that-honor-american-greatness/

ChronoLink: https://mprove.de/chrono?q=24.82655,-93.55727&z=4.76&t=8&m=XYgulfofmexicoborder&o=0.8&s=1

Map via https://sovereignlimits.com/boundaries/mexico-united-states-maritime

Pls fix your bug ASAP.

#HeyGoogle , what day of the #Gazagenocide is it?!"

#HeyGoogle not gonna be Happy until #AI stands for All Internet ?

#Enshittification #Chrome

#HeyGoogle How is that massive #Ai integration going?

Ok then, I'll check back in after the fire dies down.

📢I decided to try utilizing @hashnode and start sharing information with the #community after using #Google #Blogspot for ✨ 18 ✨ years.🌍https://enlightenwithamit.hashnode.dev 🙏
#Sitecore #hashnode #Google #HeyGoogle
#SitecoreCommunity #SitecoreMVP #SUGCON #LearnSitecore #Sitecorefriends #Azure #XMCloud

@hackernews Hey #Google! Go FUCK YOURSELF !! It's not new , #YouTube shooting themselves in the foot for decades now. Now it seems they ask for real harm. So bring it on! Make my day! #adblock #sponsorblock #heygoogle

And let Google and Amazon win??? Nah…

#Siri #Apple #Cortana #HeyGoogle #Alexa

https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/110828468635482276

This is ...

...

I don't actually have the words to describe the vindictive meanspirited callousness of this piece.

Just garbage, a complete waste of perfectly good electrons.

Never heard of this #TERF before, but I bet I won't be able to escape her name here shortly.

I'm just a cis white guy yet I am offended and embarrassed.

#HeyGoogle why did you feature this in my #GoogleNews feed? Please stop.

https://www.city-journal.org/article/miss-netherlands-is-the-face-of-western-self-cancellation

#HeyGoogle

Comparable how exactly?

"Who makes the best integrated graphics solution, AMD or Intel? The answer is simple right now if you check our GPU benchmarks hierarchy: AMD wins, easily, at least on the desktop. Current Ryzen APUs with Vega 11 Graphics are about 2.5 times faster than Intel's UHD Graphics 630"

Source 🔗
https://www.tomshardware.com/features/amd-vs-intel-integrated-graphics#:~:text=Who%20makes%20the%20best%20integrated,than%20Intel's%20UHD%20Graphics%20630.

#HeyGoogle

This is to play #Android phone games on my desktop right?

#Ryzen shine.

#HeyGoogle Is Planned Obsolescence accellerating at maybe a too rapid pace?

https://arstechnica.com/google/2023/06/rip-to-my-pixel-fold-dead-after-four-days/

#HeyGoogle, you committed to delete location data for health care visits including abortion care. But 🐦accountabletech found you’re still retaining this data.

Stop collecting and retaining location data and aiding abortion prosecutors: http://HeyGoogle.info.

#HeyGoogle, stop your dangerous practice of location data collection and retention.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5kdSQe1o2R8

Google Assistant is not letting my talk to my to do app (TickTick) because it refuses to believe I do not want to talk to TikTok! 😆😆😩😠
#AI #HeyGoogle #ArtificialUnintelligence

Google just told me to give this a go, hahaha #ValentinesDay #HeyGoogle

No, #Google... letting me know about a one-day sale that took place four days ago is NOT useful. #DadThoughts #WeekendThoughts #HeyGoogle

Gmail should have a newsletter service. #heygoogle #gmail

How I use Google Voice Assistant. #heygoogle

#productivity