#hey-google — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #hey-google, aggregated by home.social.
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Me: Hey Google, add Jif to the family shopping list
Google: OK, I added .gif to the family shopping list
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Me: Hey Google, add Jif to the family shopping list
Google: OK, I added .gif to the family shopping list
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Me: Hey Google, add Jif to the family shopping list
Google: OK, I added .gif to the family shopping list
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Me: Hey Google, add Jif to the family shopping list
Google: OK, I added .gif to the family shopping list
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Me: Hey Google, add Jif to the family shopping list
Google: OK, I added .gif to the family shopping list
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Stop.
When I wiggle my mouse, the cursor gets bigger so I can locate it across three monitors.
No one wants a trigger happy cpu load dump every time they sit down and grab their mouse.
NO ONE
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Stop.
When I wiggle my mouse, the cursor gets bigger so I can locate it across three monitors.
No one wants a trigger happy cpu load dump every time they sit down and grab their mouse.
NO ONE
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Stop.
When I wiggle my mouse, the cursor gets bigger so I can locate it across three monitors.
No one wants a trigger happy cpu load dump every time they sit down and grab their mouse.
NO ONE
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Stop.
When I wiggle my mouse, the cursor gets bigger so I can locate it across three monitors.
No one wants a trigger happy cpu load dump every time they sit down and grab their mouse.
NO ONE
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Stop.
When I wiggle my mouse, the cursor gets bigger so I can locate it across three monitors.
No one wants a trigger happy cpu load dump every time they sit down and grab their mouse.
NO ONE
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Stupid AI
Q: What’s long and hard on Gemini (Google’s AI)?
A: Third Grade.
I was curious how Gemini would handle this question so I asked it. It filibustered by not letting me get a word in edgewise while it recounted 6 or 7 things named Long in the world. It was only afterwards that it let me finish.
I started using “Hey Google”, Android’s assistant for timing things. Things worked well with this. It worked perfectly and so I continued to use it when Gemini (a so called artificial intelligence) took over.
But very early on, Gemini failed me on a simple, straight forward command. This was all for timing things. I don’t use an assistant or AI for anything else.
So I gave it another chance and it worked a couple times until it didn’t. It gave a chance for me to respond and I gave it the worst rating it could have and said the most important part about timing something is notifying me.
Again it worked the next couple times but didn’t the third time. This time it offered me to rate it on the phone screen. Again I gave it the lowest rating. I typed in that the most important thing about timing something is notifying me.
That’s three failures. When the previous “dumb” assistant had a perfect record. I want “Hey Google” to come back. Gemini blatantly sucks. And in the joke up above I am giving Gemini too much credit. As if it could make it through second grade!
I am not going to give Gemini more complex tasks. It has failed the easy ones. What on earth would get me to trust Gemini for more things when it can’t do the simple things I have asked it. Gemini is a failure.
I know the real reason that Google gave me an inoperable Gemini. Before the 1st time it failed, Gemini asked followups to the timing order. It said something that meant the same as this: “tell me what you need the timer for and that way Gemini can help you better.” I didn’t answer and I refuse to answer. Also it’s trying to force me into doing more work by answering, when the whole point of using Gemini is to do less work.
Gemini is fishing for more information about you to sell so it can have a complete workup on you that is more valuable. I said no, so Gemini maliciously does not comply at times. Shame on you Google for lying and saying that Gemini is better. It’s worse than the “Hey Google” assistant that I want to go back to.
#3Failures #AI #alarm #Android #artificialIntelligence #assistant #Gemini #GeminiHasOrdersToGetMoreInformation #Google #HeyGoogle #IPreferTheOldAssistant #maliciousNonCompliance #notTrustingGemini #simpleTaskFailed #timing -
My phone actually listened in to me once and suddenly told me off for calling Bobby a "Greedy Pig". Bobby actually is a pot-bellied pig and he was stealing food from the horses! Good to know the electric eavesdropper has a conscience about 'name-calling' though 🙄 #HeyGoogle
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#HeyGoogle, add "Uninformed Alarmists" to my Punk Band Names List.
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#HeyGoogle, add "Uninformed Alarmists" to my Punk Band Names List.
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#HeyGoogle, add "Uninformed Alarmists" to my Punk Band Names List.
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#HeyGoogle, add "Uninformed Alarmists" to my Punk Band Names List.
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#HeyGoogle, add "Uninformed Alarmists" to my Punk Band Names List.
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Fun fact: Google was "born" 27 years ago today and is worth ~$3T. Another fun fact: Jason was born 54 years ago today (exactly twice as old), but I'm not QUITE worth $3,000,000,000,000... YET. Hey Google, a little help for your birthday twin? 😄
#Google #HeyGoogle #birthday #twinsies #twin #birthdaytwins #trillion #billion #million
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Fun fact: Google was "born" 27 years ago today and is worth ~$3T. Another fun fact: Jason was born 54 years ago today (exactly twice as old), but I'm not QUITE worth $3,000,000,000,000... YET. Hey Google, a little help for your birthday twin? 😄
#Google #HeyGoogle #birthday #twinsies #twin #birthdaytwins #trillion #billion #million
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Fun fact: Google was "born" 27 years ago today and is worth ~$3T. Another fun fact: Jason was born 54 years ago today (exactly twice as old), but I'm not QUITE worth $3,000,000,000,000... YET. Hey Google, a little help for your birthday twin? 😄
#Google #HeyGoogle #birthday #twinsies #twin #birthdaytwins #trillion #billion #million
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Fun fact: Google was "born" 27 years ago today and is worth ~$3T. Another fun fact: Jason was born 54 years ago today (exactly twice as old), but I'm not QUITE worth $3,000,000,000,000... YET. Hey Google, a little help for your birthday twin? 😄
#Google #HeyGoogle #birthday #twinsies #twin #birthdaytwins #trillion #billion #million
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Fun fact: Google was "born" 27 years ago today and is worth ~$3T. Another fun fact: Jason was born 54 years ago today (exactly twice as old), but I'm not QUITE worth $3,000,000,000,000... YET. Hey Google, a little help for your birthday twin? 😄
#Google #HeyGoogle #birthday #twinsies #twin #birthdaytwins #trillion #billion #million
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Psst #HeyGoogle
Just because I look at a $700 Glowing UV #GreenLantern ring does not mean showing it to me every time I read anything on the web will persuade me to actually blow upwards of a grand on a #ManlyBands band, even if we were to renew our vows.
Yeah I looked at the women's rings, the lord of the rings' The Ring. And yeah I showed them to MrsCopilot on another device.
Still not gonna buy it. None of my other GL rings cost more than $50. None of em look this good tho.
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Psst #HeyGoogle
Just because I look at a $700 Glowing UV #GreenLantern ring does not mean showing it to me every time I read anything on the web will persuade me to actually blow upwards of a grand on a #ManlyBands band, even if we were to renew our vows.
Yeah I looked at the women's rings, the lord of the rings' The Ring. And yeah I showed them to MrsCopilot on another device.
Still not gonna buy it. None of my other GL rings cost more than $50. None of em look this good tho.
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Psst #HeyGoogle
Just because I look at a $700 Glowing UV #GreenLantern ring does not mean showing it to me every time I read anything on the web will persuade me to actually blow upwards of a grand on a #ManlyBands band, even if we were to renew our vows.
Yeah I looked at the women's rings, the lord of the rings' The Ring. And yeah I showed them to MrsCopilot on another device.
Still not gonna buy it. None of my other GL rings cost more than $50. None of em look this good tho.
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Psst #HeyGoogle
Just because I look at a $700 Glowing UV #GreenLantern ring does not mean showing it to me every time I read anything on the web will persuade me to actually blow upwards of a grand on a #ManlyBands band, even if we were to renew our vows.
Yeah I looked at the women's rings, the lord of the rings' The Ring. And yeah I showed them to MrsCopilot on another device.
Still not gonna buy it. None of my other GL rings cost more than $50. None of em look this good tho.
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Psst #HeyGoogle
Just because I look at a $700 Glowing UV #GreenLantern ring does not mean showing it to me every time I read anything on the web will persuade me to actually blow upwards of a grand on a #ManlyBands band, even if we were to renew our vows.
Yeah I looked at the women's rings, the lord of the rings' The Ring. And yeah I showed them to MrsCopilot on another device.
Still not gonna buy it. None of my other GL rings cost more than $50. None of em look this good tho.
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I love when uniget tells me its time to go to help and about of my chrome browser to cause it to download the update and restart chrome.
Sooo Much easier than clicking "update now" like every other package.
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I love when uniget tells me its time to go to help and about of my chrome browser to cause it to download the update and restart chrome.
Sooo Much easier than clicking "update now" like every other package.
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I love when uniget tells me its time to go to help and about of my chrome browser to cause it to download the update and restart chrome.
Sooo Much easier than clicking "update now" like every other package.
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I love when uniget tells me its time to go to help and about of my chrome browser to cause it to download the update and restart chrome.
Sooo Much easier than clicking "update now" like every other package.
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I love when uniget tells me its time to go to help and about of my chrome browser to cause it to download the update and restart chrome.
Sooo Much easier than clicking "update now" like every other package.
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#HeyGoogle You have made a mistake. According to Executive Order 14172 only the Northern part of the #GulfOfMexico shall be renamed.
/cf. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/restoring-names-that-honor-american-greatness/ChronoLink: https://mprove.de/chrono?q=24.82655,-93.55727&z=4.76&t=8&m=XYgulfofmexicoborder&o=0.8&s=1
Map via https://sovereignlimits.com/boundaries/mexico-united-states-maritime
Pls fix your bug ASAP.
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#HeyGoogle You have made a mistake. According to Executive Order 14172 only the Northern part of the #GulfOfMexico shall be renamed.
/cf. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/restoring-names-that-honor-american-greatness/ChronoLink: https://mprove.de/chrono?q=24.82655,-93.55727&z=4.76&t=8&m=XYgulfofmexicoborder&o=0.8&s=1
Map via https://sovereignlimits.com/boundaries/mexico-united-states-maritime
Pls fix your bug ASAP.
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#HeyGoogle You have made a mistake. According to Executive Order 14172 only the Northern part of the #GulfOfMexico shall be renamed.
/cf. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/restoring-names-that-honor-american-greatness/ChronoLink: https://mprove.de/chrono?q=24.82655,-93.55727&z=4.76&t=8&m=XYgulfofmexicoborder&o=0.8&s=1
Map via https://sovereignlimits.com/boundaries/mexico-united-states-maritime
Pls fix your bug ASAP.
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#HeyGoogle You have made a mistake. According to Executive Order 14172 only the Northern part of the #GulfOfMexico shall be renamed.
/cf. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/restoring-names-that-honor-american-greatness/ChronoLink: https://mprove.de/chrono?q=24.82655,-93.55727&z=4.76&t=8&m=XYgulfofmexicoborder&o=0.8&s=1
Map via https://sovereignlimits.com/boundaries/mexico-united-states-maritime
Pls fix your bug ASAP.
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#HeyGoogle You have made a mistake. According to Executive Order 14172 only the Northern part of the #GulfOfMexico shall be renamed.
/cf. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/restoring-names-that-honor-american-greatness/ChronoLink: https://mprove.de/chrono?q=24.82655,-93.55727&z=4.76&t=8&m=XYgulfofmexicoborder&o=0.8&s=1
Map via https://sovereignlimits.com/boundaries/mexico-united-states-maritime
Pls fix your bug ASAP.
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#HeyGoogle , what day of the #Gazagenocide is it?!"
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#HeyGoogle , what day of the #Gazagenocide is it?!"
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#HeyGoogle , what day of the #Gazagenocide is it?!"
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#HeyGoogle , what day of the #Gazagenocide is it?!"
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#HeyGoogle , what day of the #Gazagenocide is it?!"
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https://www.evshift.com/274975/honda-prologue-i-how-to-use-voice-control-with-google-built-in/ Honda Prologue I How to Use Voice Control with Google built-in ##GoogleAssistant ##HeyGoogle ##MyGarage ##OwnersManual ##ShortCommands #Builtin #control #ElectricCars #ElectricVehicles #EV #google #Honda #HondaPrologue #HowTo #Prologue #voice #voicecontrol
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#HeyGoogle not gonna be Happy until #AI stands for All Internet ?
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#HeyGoogle not gonna be Happy until #AI stands for All Internet ?
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#HeyGoogle not gonna be Happy until #AI stands for All Internet ?
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#HeyGoogle not gonna be Happy until #AI stands for All Internet ?
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#HeyGoogle not gonna be Happy until #AI stands for All Internet ?
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#HeyGoogle How is that massive #Ai integration going?
Ok then, I'll check back in after the fire dies down.
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#HeyGoogle How is that massive #Ai integration going?
Ok then, I'll check back in after the fire dies down.
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#HeyGoogle How is that massive #Ai integration going?
Ok then, I'll check back in after the fire dies down.
