#twinsies — Public Fediverse posts
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Fun fact: Google was "born" 27 years ago today and is worth ~$3T. Another fun fact: Jason was born 54 years ago today (exactly twice as old), but I'm not QUITE worth $3,000,000,000,000... YET. Hey Google, a little help for your birthday twin? 😄
#Google #HeyGoogle #birthday #twinsies #twin #birthdaytwins #trillion #billion #million
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"Okay, but I was dreaming about playing the part of Frodo in Lord of the Rings."
"OMG! Me too! Twinsies!"
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That time my son showed up for dinner and we were wearing the same shirt and I was smiling because it was the before times and my beard was out of control and Crawl is a super fun game you should try.
