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  1. Enby reloads reality: the horror!

    Photo by Billy Huynh on Unsplash

    Marcel Smith did not realize what would happen when they called upon their home automation device. They explain, “I jokingly went ‘Hello home! Reload reality.’ I thought it would reply that it did not understand what I was asking. I was mighty surprised when it replied, ‘Are you sure?’ I answered affirmatively. It replied, ‘Alright. Your funeral.’ That’s when I should have known things were about to go bad.”

    The home automation software in Smith’s apartment, Home Assistant, obligingly reloaded reality. Smith told us, “Everything went blank for a second, and then I saw a bunch of wires. My cat looked like it had been skinned. I looked down at myself, and I could see my organs. I screamed my ass off.”

    We reached out to Anna Milton, a realtor (a specialist about reality), for comments. When we explained what had happened to Smith, she laughed and replied, “Yeah, what Smith was experiencing is slow texture loading. The wireframe structuring reality came up first, but the texture of the walls, the carpet, and even his skin took a while to load. This is easily fixable by upgrading Smith’s brain.”

    We reported Milton’s comments to Smith. They commented, “Yeah, well, I did not know it would work. Lessons learned.” We noticed some fins coming out of their head. We asked what they were and they replied, “Oh! These? I can’t upgrade my brain, so I’m overclocking it. These are part of the heatsink installed to dissipate the extra heat.”

    #AutisticWriters #HomeAssistant #HomeAutomation #reality #reloading #satire #TextureLoading #TheDailyIsotope

    https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2024/11/01/enby-reloads-reality-the-horror/

  2. Well, Twitter is becoming increasingly uninhabitable. So, here I am, starting a new parallel life on Mastodon. Don't know how this will go. Am I just trading one toxic echo chamber for another?

    Anyway, here's what I've been up to lately: an automatic case feeder, to make my Hornady Lock'n'Load reloading press more automatic.

    Please excuse the messy bench. A messy desk is a sign of a creative mind, right?

    #reloading #guns #3dprinting

  3. Hmm let's see....
    GhostGunner 3s. Check
    Creality K1 Max. Check
    Rockchucker IV. Almost check...

    It seems my evil plan is coming together nicely..
    #reloading
    #3dprinting
    #mancave
    #HeShed

  4. Hmm let's see....
    GhostGunner 3s. Check
    Creality K1 Max. Check
    Rockchucker IV. Almost check...

    It seems my evil plan is coming together nicely..
    #reloading
    #3dprinting
    #mancave
    #HeShed

  5. Hmm let's see....
    GhostGunner 3s. Check
    Creality K1 Max. Check
    Rockchucker IV. Almost check...

    It seems my evil plan is coming together nicely..
    #reloading
    #3dprinting
    #mancave
    #HeShed

  6. Hmm let's see....
    GhostGunner 3s. Check
    Creality K1 Max. Check
    Rockchucker IV. Almost check...

    It seems my evil plan is coming together nicely..
    #reloading
    #3dprinting
    #mancave
    #HeShed

  7. Hmm let's see....
    GhostGunner 3s. Check
    Creality K1 Max. Check
    Rockchucker IV. Almost check...

    It seems my evil plan is coming together nicely..
    #reloading
    #3dprinting
    #mancave
    #HeShed

  8. #Friends and #comrades,

    although I hate to, I have redirected the #domain #technotramp.com for those who don't use #IPFS to "bafybeiewkxwysf4jlnhbxs7pd4jun". I apologize that you will be #reloading #data from IPFS into the #cache. But it will #work #fine in the end if #you #want ;-) A... #Thanks indeed for letting me be with you in the #land of #music.

    Don't forget...: "xwm".

    👆

    technotramp.com

    Now look below. 🖐️😉

    👇

  9. How Ammo Temperature Will Affect Shooting Accuracy - The last time we visited the Hackaday shooting range we were all psyched up to get the right posture... more: hackaday.com/2019/11/05/how-am #weaponshacks #temperature #ammunition #reloading

  10. Auto-Trickler Gently Doles Out Powder to Assist Reloading - Do you even trickle?
    [Eric] does, and like everything else about reloading, trickling is serious b... more: hackaday.com/2019/05/02/auto-t #weaponshacks #raspberrypi #gunpowder #reloading #vibration #node.js #grains #powder #scale