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I tried Apple’s Hearing Test and the results shocked me

I tried Apple’s Hearing Test, and I couldn’t believe the results I got. Who would have thought that I was experiencing the type of hearing loss average for people my age? Definitely not me.

The first thing the test did was to prove to me that I could indeed hear. Wow! I would have never known this without taking Apple’s test. I guess the incessant yammering of friends should have clued me in, but I couldn’t know for sure until I took the test. Amazing!

Then the test demonstrated by A + B that I’m suffering from hearing loss. I would have never guessed it. My wife and kids would probably have guessed it, however, seeing as they keep saying that I put the TV volume too high. At any rate, now I have an excuse for mishearing song lyrics all the time.

I plan to use my earbuds to hide my hearing loss. To the rest of the world, I’ll just look like someone who likes to bob his head and tap his foot to the music. This is going to come in extremely handy during work meetings, or when I’m having a discussion with my loved ones.

The article that inspired this satire:

https://www.techradar.com/audio/i-tried-apples-hearing-test-and-the-results-shocked-me

#Apple #AppleHearingTest #AutisticWriters #deaf #HearingLoss #HearingTest #satire #TheDailyIsotope

https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2024/10/31/i-tried-apples-hearing-test-and-the-results-shocked-me/

I tried Apple’s Hearing Test and the results shocked me

I tried Apple’s Hearing Test, and I couldn’t believe the results I got. Who would have thought that I was experiencing the type of hearing loss average for people my age? Definitely not me.

The first thing the test did was to prove to me that I could indeed hear. Wow! I would have never known this without taking Apple’s test. I guess the incessant yammering of friends should have clued me in, but I couldn’t know for sure until I took the test. Amazing!

Then the test demonstrated by A + B that I’m suffering from hearing loss. I would have never guessed it. My wife and kids would probably have guessed it, however, seeing as they keep saying that I put the TV volume too high. At any rate, now I have an excuse for mishearing song lyrics all the time.

I plan to use my earbuds to hide my hearing loss. To the rest of the world, I’ll just look like someone who likes to bob his head and tap his foot to the music. This is going to come in extremely handy during work meetings, or when I’m having a discussion with my loved ones.

The article that inspired this satire:

https://www.techradar.com/audio/i-tried-apples-hearing-test-and-the-results-shocked-me

#Apple #AppleHearingTest #AutisticWriters #deaf #HearingLoss #HearingTest #satire #TheDailyIsotope

https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2024/10/31/i-tried-apples-hearing-test-and-the-results-shocked-me/

I tried Apple’s Hearing Test and the results shocked me

I tried Apple’s Hearing Test, and I couldn’t believe the results I got. Who would have thought that I was experiencing the type of hearing loss average for people my age? Definitely not me.

The first thing the test did was to prove to me that I could indeed hear. Wow! I would have never known this without taking Apple’s test. I guess the incessant yammering of friends should have clued me in, but I couldn’t know for sure until I took the test. Amazing!

Then the test demonstrated by A + B that I’m suffering from hearing loss. I would have never guessed it. My wife and kids would probably have guessed it, however, seeing as they keep saying that I put the TV volume too high. At any rate, now I have an excuse for mishearing song lyrics all the time.

I plan to use my earbuds to hide my hearing loss. To the rest of the world, I’ll just look like someone who likes to bob his head and tap his foot to the music. This is going to come in extremely handy during work meetings, or when I’m having a discussion with my loved ones.

The article that inspired this satire:

https://www.techradar.com/audio/i-tried-apples-hearing-test-and-the-results-shocked-me

#Apple #AppleHearingTest #AutisticWriters #deaf #HearingLoss #HearingTest #satire #TheDailyIsotope

https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2024/10/31/i-tried-apples-hearing-test-and-the-results-shocked-me/

I tried Apple’s Hearing Test and the results shocked me

I tried Apple’s Hearing Test, and I couldn’t believe the results I got. Who would have thought that I was experiencing the type of hearing loss average for people my age? Definitely not me.

The first thing the test did was to prove to me that I could indeed hear. Wow! I would have never known this without taking Apple’s test. I guess the incessant yammering of friends should have clued me in, but I couldn’t know for sure until I took the test. Amazing!

Then the test demonstrated by A + B that I’m suffering from hearing loss. I would have never guessed it. My wife and kids would probably have guessed it, however, seeing as they keep saying that I put the TV volume too high. At any rate, now I have an excuse for mishearing song lyrics all the time.

I plan to use my earbuds to hide my hearing loss. To the rest of the world, I’ll just look like someone who likes to bob his head and tap his foot to the music. This is going to come in extremely handy during work meetings, or when I’m having a discussion with my loved ones.

The article that inspired this satire:

https://www.techradar.com/audio/i-tried-apples-hearing-test-and-the-results-shocked-me

#Apple #AppleHearingTest #AutisticWriters #deaf #HearingLoss #HearingTest #satire #TheDailyIsotope

https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2024/10/31/i-tried-apples-hearing-test-and-the-results-shocked-me/

The MRI went like this.

Doctor: "Anything to report?"

Tech: "There's nothing."

Dr: "Nothing to report? That's good news!"

Tech: "No, it is disastrous. It is not nothing to report. There *is* nothing. I mean, there's no brain matter to speak of."

Dr: "Good god! How does this man even operate?"

Tech: "He's powered by five hamsters."

Me: "I'm not a man. I'm nonbinary."

Tech: "See! Hamsters, I tell ya!"

Dr: "Did someone check those hamsters for metal?"

Tech: "No, we did not even know they were there."

Dr: "Well, that explains the hamster wheel stuck in the machine."

#MRI #brain #BrainMRI #cancer #CancerSurvivor #hamsters #nonsense #AutisticWriters

The MRI went like this.

Doctor: "Anything to report?"

Tech: "There's nothing."

Dr: "Nothing to report? That's good news!"

Tech: "No, it is disastrous. It is not nothing to report. There *is* nothing. I mean, there's no brain matter to speak of."

Dr: "Good god! How does this man even operate?"

Tech: "He's powered by five hamsters."

Me: "I'm not a man. I'm nonbinary."

Tech: "See! Hamsters, I tell ya!"

Dr: "Did someone check those hamsters for metal?"

Tech: "No, we did not even know they were there."

Dr: "Well, that explains the hamster wheel stuck in the machine."

#MRI #brain #BrainMRI #cancer #CancerSurvivor #hamsters #nonsense #AutisticWriters

The MRI went like this.

Doctor: "Anything to report?"

Tech: "There's nothing."

Dr: "Nothing to report? That's good news!"

Tech: "No, it is disastrous. It is not nothing to report. There *is* nothing. I mean, there's no brain matter to speak of."

Dr: "Good god! How does this man even operate?"

Tech: "He's powered by five hamsters."

Me: "I'm not a man. I'm nonbinary."

Tech: "See! Hamsters, I tell ya!"

Dr: "Did someone check those hamsters for metal?"

Tech: "No, we did not even know they were there."

Dr: "Well, that explains the hamster wheel stuck in the machine."

#MRI #brain #BrainMRI #cancer #CancerSurvivor #hamsters #nonsense #AutisticWriters

The MRI went like this.

Doctor: "Anything to report?"

Tech: "There's nothing."

Dr: "Nothing to report? That's good news!"

Tech: "No, it is disastrous. It is not nothing to report. There *is* nothing. I mean, there's no brain matter to speak of."

Dr: "Good god! How does this man even operate?"

Tech: "He's powered by five hamsters."

Me: "I'm not a man. I'm nonbinary."

Tech: "See! Hamsters, I tell ya!"

Dr: "Did someone check those hamsters for metal?"

Tech: "No, we did not even know they were there."

Dr: "Well, that explains the hamster wheel stuck in the machine."

#MRI #brain #BrainMRI #cancer #CancerSurvivor #hamsters #nonsense #AutisticWriters

Review: TUSHY Classic 3.0 Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

I’m reviewing this bidet attachment. Compromises all the way down.

Yes, you have to compromise. However, the very set of compromises that this bidet requires is a set that I can very well live with. YMMV. I do recommend the Tushy, if your constraints are similar to mine.

#AutisticWriters #bidet #BidetAttachment #review #Tushy #YourAutisticLife

https://www.yourautisticlife.com/2023/08/24/review-tushy-classic-3-0-bidet-toilet-seat-attachment/