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  1. Looking for a dick pic?

    The Sunday Times is not your friend.

    Whatever was happening with Luke Herdegen's crotch hasn't made it through the editing process.

    Is that a genAI inserted balloon in Luke's shorts with AI slop drawstrings hanging loose?

    Or has Luke's bodybuilding given him a stallion-sized package?

    #CrotchWatching #DickPics #Boorloo #Perth #AusPol #TheSundayTimes #PHON #SecretHarbour

  2. I migrated my account to @[email protected] - took a while and I think some of my images got lost in the process. Still, I prefer to have my #dickpics on European servers.

    I might just repost some older stuff as TBT 😈

  3. I migrated my account to @[email protected] - took a while and I think some of my images got lost in the process. Still, I prefer to have my #dickpics on European servers.

    I might just repost some older stuff as TBT 😈

  4. Was denken sich heutige Männer eigentlich, wenn sie versuchen, durch das Versenden von Pimmelbildern Frauen zu becircen? Wohl eher nix.
    Ich bezweifle, dass mein Vater damit seinerzeit erfolgreich gewesen wäre. Es gab weder Sofortbildkameras noch Kopierer, nur Matritzen ... und da hätte mann ... das tut doch sicher weh. Meine Mutter wäre damit dann zu ihrer Freundin gerannt "Schau Irmgard, der ist bei uns Prokurist!" "Oh, der sieht aber attraktiv aus. Nimm den!" #dickpics #Romantik #Love

  5. Strange day heute.
    Auf dem Arbeitsweg Podcast gehört, wo über #Dickpics diskutiert wurde (LNP), dadurch drüber nachgedacht, dass ich eigentlich gerne mehr #Clitpics bekommen würde und jetzt habe ich irgendwie die ganze Zeit nur #Cunnilingus im Kopf...
    Merkwürdig merkwürdig...😅

    Dabei sollte ich eigentlich arbeiten 😬

  6. 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗻𝗶𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗸 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘀

    Actrice Holly Mae Brood is niet onder de indruk van dickpics die zij soms krijgt van fans. Dat stelt zij zaterdag in gesprek met De Telegraaf. Brood speelt de hoofdrol in de film Amsterdamned II, die vanaf deze week in de bioscopen draait.

    rtl.nl/boulevard/artikel/55427

    #HollyMae #Brood #Dickpics

  7. 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘀 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲'𝘀 𝘃𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗮𝗮𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗮𝗿 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗸𝗴𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗭𝗲𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿𝘁

    Wat begint met een onschuldige Facebook-post, verandert voor Debbie (45) in een nachtmerrie. Een onbekende stalker bestookt haar maandenlang met mails, brieven en intieme foto's, waardoor haar relatie, gezin en werk zwaar onder druk komen te staan....

    rtl.nl/boulevard/entertainment

    #Stalker #Dickpics #Debbie

  8. Proposal: a version of the speech at the end of the #AynRand novel #TheFountainhead, but instead of defending blowing up a public building, #HowardRoark is defending sending unsolicited #dickpics (illegal in many places now).

    (He would totally send unsolicited dickpics to Dominique)

    Waste: "A man is entitled to the sweat of his own brow!"

    Based: "A man is entitled to send a pic of his own dick!"

    #Literature #libertarianism #dick

  9. #Österreich verbietet #Dickpics
    heise.de/news/Oesterreich-verb

    Zeigt mal wieder, in welcher Realität die #ÖVP lebt. 🤦‍♂️

    Und: was machen manche ihre Funktionäre dann stattdessen in Zukunft in ihrer Freizeit? 🤔 Deren Chats aus diversen Korruptionsaffairen waren laut Meldungen voll vom solchen Bildern.

  10. Ok, new account duly inaugurated with some #dickpics 😁

  11. CW: Would you like it in you 🤤🍆

    Would you play with this 🤤🍆🫦
    #bigdick
    #Bigcock
    #dickpics
    #dick

  12. A true male comrade, who claims to hate #misogyny - would never ever think about sending any #unsolicited #DickPics much less actually do it - then try to blame women for not being impressed & blocking them.
    These wankers don't see their own shitty misogynistic views/actions as gross & despite what they say, they tend to treat women as objects more than anything else.

  13. Aber berittener Bote ist okay ..?! #dickpics

    "Es kündigt sich an: Ein Bild von einem männlichen Gemächt! Adressat: Gabi aus der Buchhaltung. Versendet von: Der eine Typ aus der Kantine mit dem dreckigen Grinsen in der Gesichtsleiste. Wohlan." troet.cafe/@3fachverglast/1143

  14. I hope you enjoy me sitting next to you like this! #dickpics #penis #cock

  15. CW: Sex kink CNC

    Know what I could really use? Messages from #dom men threatening sexual violence, insulting the size of my penis #sph (or boasting about how much bigger they are), unsolicited #dickpics , demeaning comments/questions or confessions of fantasies of how they would control/use/abuse me with strict instructions to masturbate to them

  16. CW: NSFW

    Guys ! I was to long offline. Reading your message and seeing your pics make me horny as fuck. But right now I can't make any new pic nor masturbate.
    Fuck. I wish I could.
    Hope to send you some #dickpics soon, but don't know when it'll be possible.
    Till then many kisses on all your precious, gorgeous cocks.
    I leave you with this old pic of #me in the meantime :

    #me #mydick #gaycock #penis #erection #boner #dick #nsfw #explicit #sexualcontent #gayguy #suckmydick #dickpic #malegenitals

  17. CW: Non-sexual nudity

    I thought I'd post some #DickPics from before and after my #AdultCircuncision. I also had a really long #foreskin that covered my #glans even when I had an erection. I love having my glans bare at all times now! #cutCock #uncut #circumcised #circumsexual #penis #dick

  18. CW: Explicit images and link with pro-circ comments

    RicBitt65's post definitely reminds me of my #cock before my circumcision, so I thought I'd post some #DickPics from before and after my #adultCircumcision I also had a really long #foreskin that covered my #glans even when I had an erection.

    I love having my glans bare at all times now!

    qaf.men/@RicBitt65/11321771448
    #cutCock #uncut #circumsexual @circumsexual @penis #penis
    @Doitgood @RicBitt65 #dickPic

  19. CW: NSFW

    I had no opportunity to take new pics these last days, so I thought I will reshare these old ones. I hope you folks don't mind.

    #gaydick #gaycock #mydick #dickpics #penis #erection #boner #hornygay #gaydude #gayguy #mastobator #nsfw #explicit #sexualcontent

  20. Playing at the hut. I like to think I'm a little satyr, tempting and fornicating with all the beasts from the woods, or the beasts who dare themselves into the woods...

    Share this if you want to suck my satyr's dick ! 😈

    #gaydick #mydick #dickpics #gaycock #penis #erection #boner #hornygay #nsfw #explicit #sexualcontent #gaysatyr

  21. It's not an ABSOLUTE rule, but I will sometimes (often) unfollow for random cocks in my feed that don't come with any kind of content warning, hashtags, or prose keywords that my filters could have a chance of getting a grip on.

    #Mastodon #Cock #Dick #CornucopiaOfRandomCock #DickPics #PenisPenisPenis #TooMuchOfAGoodThing #CW #Hashtags #Filter

  22. “‘Have you boys got no shame?'
    Rob Anybody matched him grin for grin. 'I couldnae say,' he replied, but if we have, it probably belonged tae somebody else.'”
    Terry Pratchett; I Shall Wear Midnight
    #Discworld #Wragg #DickPics #MinistersPhoneNumbers #ToryGrindr

  23. Das Verschicken von #Dickpics wird oft als relativ harmloser Übergriff angesehen - doch nun muss ein Täter für längere Zeit in den Knast. winfuture.de/news,141832.html?

  24. Just a wild ass guess, but I think self-respecting, single-issue, anti-familial corruption voters should prefer Biden to Trump at least 10 to 1!
    #dickpics
    #ComerisaDick
    #JordanisaDick
    #GQP

  25. Vandaag gaven we weer les in het #amc aan arts-studenten van #UVA en #VU. We liepen langs museum Vrolik aldaar. De collectie mannelijke en vrouwelijke organen vielen Mayim extra op. #Dickpics noemde ze ze. #marcellevi

  26. And the random forgotten #dickpics make it even more fun...

  27. Uit het reclasseringsrapport blijkt dat het risicodat hij opnieuw in de fout gaat, hoog wordt

    Nu op NL Actueel 24: 65-jarige man stuurt dickpics en krijgt maand celstraf en contactverbod

    #amsterdam #celstraf #dickpics #man

    bit.ly/3TlLCV7

  28. "House Republicans continue to sniff and subpoena dick pics even as a government shut down grows closer. …

    not only has Comer not found anything against the Bidens. He is using his charade against the Bidens to hide his own corruption and that of the Trump’s.

    And meanwhile, as Comer continues to waste taxpayer dollars subpoenaing dick pics, Republicans still can’t fund government."

    ~ Marcy Wheeler

    #Comer #HunterBiden #DickPics #FakeInvestigation #corruption

    emptywheel.net/2023/11/09/jame

  29. In diesem True-Crime-Podcast geht es um den Tatort Schule. Lehrkräfte, Eltern und pädagogisch tätige Personen müssen fit werden im Umgang mit solchen Delikten, um ihrem Erziehungsauftrag gerecht zu werden und Heranwachsende im Schulalltag vor digitalen Übergriffen zu schützen. #FediLZ #edubw @Sebeisele @fish3rman
    Themen: #Cybermobbing, #DickPics, #Sharegewalt, #Cybergrooming, #KiPo, #Gewaltvideos, #Challenges, #Sextortion
    buzzsprout.com/2236951

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