#breastimplants — Public Fediverse posts
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SZA Details "Painful" Experience With Breast Implants, Reveals Why She Removed Them
https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/772987-sza-painful-breast-implants-hip-hop-news
> During a recent podcast appearance, #SZA opened up about getting #BreastImplants, and eventually choosing to remove them.
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This week on #StainedGlassWoman, we're enabling Jiggle Physics and taking a deep dive into everything you might need to know if you need breast augmentation as a transfeminine person--including what you need to know if you want boobs like mine. So, breast boobily on by, and make sure you've got your favorite bra on to join the conversation!
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CW: cancer mention, breast implants, text only
actually im kinda terrified of breast implants, I was reading the most recent cancer reporting/notice from the FDA and it sounds... idk scary as hell. It IS a very rare cancer but still, quite concerning.
but despite it like... the euphoria from having nice breasts...
Scientific report: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10266515/
#BreastCancer #FDA #breastimplants #trans #Augmentation #BreastAugmentation #Implants #Cancer
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While Europe hotly debates how to best implement a #privacy-respecting #optin or #optout #consent solution for #health data, #Germany simply ignores #patients rights altogether and forcibly stores personal data about all #breastimplants in a giant government database.
Germany, the alleged land of privacy 🤷♂️
https://www.heise.de/news/Digital-Health-Implantateregister-Deutschland-startet-Probebetrieb-9059184.html
Via @SchulzkiHaddouti #EHDS #GDPR #healthdata #ePA -
Y'all, it's getting real. I'm gonna go from big boobies to *really* big boobies. 😳
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CW: Do dead bodies have to wear bras?
#FuneralFactFriday: Bras Aren't Mandatory
Don't want to wear a bra for eternity? No problem! Just let your family know your wishes (and obviously, threaten to haunt them if they don't listen). Embalmers may give suggestions about the most ideal clothing for a family to bring in, but we're more concerned about concealing unpleasant things than about style or impropriety. Most of us will happily dress you in your ensemble of choice. Pajamas, superhero costume, formal business suit with lacey silk undies beneath - it's all good!
Back to the bra situation. We have ways of securing chest parts so they don't end up in your armpits. Duct tape holds everything in place during embalming, then the tissue firms into place and stays put. Weird spots can be filled in with cotton fluff, or my personal favorite: if a woman's clothes include shoulder pads, I remove them (otherwise she'll look like a football player in the casket), then I tuck the shoulder pads into the bra or over the chest area for a smooth curve.
Back in the day, some embalmers used a giant needle and string to suture the chest parts together! Ugh...barbaric. Nowadays, we have more women embalmers and more creative solutions.
Got implants? We leave them alone. There's no need for us to mess with them. If you're cremated, they'll burn up with you. If you're buried, there's no predictable way to know exactly how they'll outlast your embalmed but slowly decomposing body. So, that meme with the implants on top of a skeletal rib cage? If your skin, muscles, and other tissues are gone, then any surviving silicone ball will likely just slide or roll down to the sides of the casket.
#HisAndHearsePress #Funeral #Embalming #Mortician #Bra #Underwear #Lingerie #GhostOutfit #Implants #Boobs #Bewbs #BreastImplants #FunFact
