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  1. What this actually felt like was Sunak saying:

    “Look, I’m a nice guy really, extremely employable by very rich liberal types, and not really a racist or a transphobe. I just had to pretend to be in order to win votes from white working class bigots and hold the fort against the fascists in my own party. You know how it is. It’s just a job. It’s not real. It’s not like anyone got hurt, did they. No-one who *matters*, anyway.”

    #torydeathparty #ge2024

    From: @Nickiquote
    mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/11273

  2. @Nickiquote

    I agree, these polls in the last few days have been way off in my opinion. There is absolutely no way #Labour is getting a majority over 200 (they aren't going to have a massive comeback in #Scotland) the #Tories aren't coming back with less than 100 and there is no way the #conman #Nigel #Farage is getting 7 seats!

    The Tory media are making up #lies about #Labour trying to panic the country, so their interests aren't affected after July 5th.

  3. @Nickiquote I knew George #GeorgeAlagiah at Durham University in 1979-80, and everyone around me pronounced his name Alagiah and I never asked him ;-( It's interesting to hear #BBC colleagues praising his empathy - which was already apparent when he was VP for Welfare at #Durham Students Union #DSU, having previously been editor of the student newspaper - #Palatinate

  4. @Nickiquote Always thought there was something off about the whole story, from having to raise money for the NHS when it was the Government starving them of funds to the whole "he's a war hero you ungrateful cynics" hysteria.
    It's smelt wrong to begin with and witness my lack of surprise now it's all come out
    #CaptainTomMoore #UKPOL

  5. @Nickiquote #NeilForsyth is becoming one of my favorite writers. Just watched #Guilt and #TheGold. Cracking dialogue. Forsyth is a Scottish original.

  6. @Nickiquote According to the excellent #CharlaineHarris, in the #SookieStackhouse novels, #Elvis was turned into a vampire by a morgue attendant. Unfortunately, due to all the drugs (topped off by the #Covid shot, no doubt), he came through the process a bit doolally. He goes by the name of Bubba now, gets very upset when people use his old name, and really loves cats. So keep yours safe when he's around. He can still sometimes be persuaded to sing.
    #Trueblood #books

  7. @Nickiquote #NeilForsyth is becoming one of my favorite writers. Just watched #Guilt and #TheGold. Cracking dialogue. Forsyth is a Scottish original.

  8. @Nickiquote #NeilForsyth is becoming one of my favorite writers. Just watched #Guilt and #TheGold. Cracking dialogue. Forsyth is a Scottish original.

  9. @Nickiquote #NeilForsyth is becoming one of my favorite writers. Just watched #Guilt and #TheGold. Cracking dialogue. Forsyth is a Scottish original.

  10. @Nickiquote #NeilForsyth is becoming one of my favorite writers. Just watched #Guilt and #TheGold. Cracking dialogue. Forsyth is a Scottish original.

  11. RE: mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/11644

    This will be of interest to some of my noodly #progrock chums, I’m sure…

    ( @pythoneer @sphenodon @russ and @hippydave, if he were still around these parts)

    #music #proms

  12. @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote

    injecting your penis with hyaluronic acid.

    i am surprised men don't do this anyway.

    #chode

    (a penis, especially one characterized as being short and thick)

  13. @Shelfie

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    @donni

    Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

    @batkaren

    my mom fucked a bat

    @HadasWeiss

    "I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

    @Gogs

    Your Occasional Adequacy

    Very much just saying things, really.

    
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

    @partnumber2

    A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.

    Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
    If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
    Dum vivimus, vivamus

    @VeryBadLlama

    Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.

    @Alice

    Mostly one-liners at my own expense

    Awkward AF

    Midwest to West Coast

    Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice

    Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

    @LikeItOrLumpIt

    Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch

    🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫

    @LRRRonEarth

    I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

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    TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

    I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

    @Kierkegaanks

    Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.

    @MAJ1

    Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

    Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

    Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
    Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
    Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
    Nullifidian

    justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

    Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
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    @BlippyTheWonderSlug

    Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.

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    @tobestewart

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    @TheBreadmonkey

    Hi, I'm Ben.

    I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

    I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

    🌱

    He/Him

    📷 @TheBreadmonkey

    Want to buy me a coffee? ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

    Psst ...wanna see some toots?... justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke

    #fedi22

    @maxleibman

    Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.

    Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.

    @Nickiquote

    Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.

    The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms

    Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

    @Suzdal92

    NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!!
*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine 
*Fuck the GOP 
*Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary

    @MamasPinkyToe

    I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.

    @wendinoakland

    Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸

    @xinicit

    #Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.
    
Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. 
Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara.
justmytoots.com/[email protected]

    @Neat_hot

    Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

    @Uair

    I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

    I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.

    I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

    @grayfinger

    Wee Archibald Mouse, III

    Photos (nature, street, artsy)

    Jokey, banal commentary.

    Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.

    Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.

    All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0

  14. @crazyeddie @Nickiquote

    I enjoy playing my 1-player game of "hypermiling" my plugin hybrid car on my commute, balancing maximum fuel efficiency with "can I drop my kid off on time".

    This morning, I found myself factoring in "hmm, what are the odds the Iran-Israel-US war escalates, and the Straight of Hormuz, causing gas shortages" into my equation

    For more on Hypernormalisation, here's the quality podcast, "Sad Girls Against The Patriarchy:

    iheart.com/podcast/269-sad-gir

    #hypernormalization #Iran