“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.”
the actual rules:
Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting
No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.
No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies
No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.
No illegal content
Do not share intentionally false or misleading information
No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.
my favorite people to follow:
Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally
my mom fucked a bat
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
Your Occasional Adequacy
Very much just saying things, really.
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]
A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamus
Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice
Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch
🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.
Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe
Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.
⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
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#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting
Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz
Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1
Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
🌱
He/Him
Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]
Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.
Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.
The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!! *Gen-X mom in KY *Cog in the corporate machine *Fuck the GOP *Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ *Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor *Sweary
I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.
Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸
#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.
Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell.
Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara.
https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]
Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look
I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.
I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.
Wee Archibald Mouse, III
Photos (nature, street, artsy)
Jokey, banal commentary.
Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.
Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.
All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0
