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@evan more profile tags found in the wild..
Updated #Botiquette issue on Codeberg in #fediverse ideas repo to track this..
https://codeberg.org/fediverse/fediverse-ideas/issues/33#issuecomment-13221306
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@evan more profile tags found in the wild..
Updated #Botiquette issue on Codeberg in #fediverse ideas repo to track this..
https://codeberg.org/fediverse/fediverse-ideas/issues/33#issuecomment-13221306
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JSON Column Search Takes 47 SECONDS Breaking Black Friday?!
JSON SEARCH NIGHTMARE! Can't index JSON columns in older MySQL! Every product search scans 2 MILLION rows! 47-second queries! Server MELTS on Black Friday! $4.7M revenue LOST! Watch the horror!
#sql #sqldisaster #json #performance #noindex #slowquery #sqlfails #blackfriday #sqlshorts #databasedisaster #sqlwtf #jsonsearch
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CW: #Intro to FreeSchool / About my account name...
Inspired by "Free School" movement in the 60's & 70's... I practice educational living and learning life together towards #DIY / #Caring / #Art of #Life etc: in whatever way that suits and directs the individual.
More on that 60/70's movement here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_school
Text and short-depth understanding isn't doing it for saving humanity. So learning and your own action / direction is important. To get better examples that lies parents were fed or chose not to face.
#FreeSchool (me) makes #Notes #Quotes about #METAPolitics / #Politics and #Cares for people good #Books #Videos #Talks #Websites
That's my life in a few keyword sentences.
#Intro / #Introduction #NotNewHere but like #NewHere info.
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OFFERS TO FEDIVERSE...
===================☼ MY OFFERS OF FREE TIME ☼
>> GIVEN TOWARDS FREEDOM <<<
FREE WORK editing text, pictures, audio, basic video editing. Basically anything considered. Just say it.Audio #remixes also found on #FreeSchool hashtag to help keep you working well!
MORE.... OR JUST RESPOND TO ABOVE PLEASE...
I feel like Short-text / Short-reading by people directly undervalues people and longer understanding - it's cutting corners reading only short things and proportionally killing the planet / cutting people who write more off.
That's why I'd like to do audio conversation now... (anytime) so we don't get stuck in the text realm either and just speak lightly in the ethereal / spirit of life.
People are the depth and action of the culture so if text is not deep enough then culture dies. Audio conversation I have can put back the reality into people.
Just sticking to yourself dosn't work. We can solve almost everything as our efforts can double if we are relaxed but do it constantly over tiem... it's OK "it's all political" (!) and our opinions too... so letting go too far into "Politics" of "Leaders" is not the way we want to go... as a #centralised system (of control)
Your decisions can be made and changed doing short depth + short depth (=long!) which can reinforce those bad things less by seeing the depth in tricks (like chess it's "aha! I realise why they made that move now") .
Don't let "Short-ism" make you think it works for you (it's the opposite). Communicate more and build normal people up. - Increase more #sense and #society but socialising incrementally like at a party.
The 'human condition' needs A HUMAN WAY OF FIXING THINGS in a social-communal situation... not a ultra-tech way.
We have #Mastodon and #Jitsi etc - we just need to increase trust step by step and measure ourselves as we go.🙎 Develop people, not just the tech! 💻 ✈️ 📱
I'm working with anyone aligned / those that know themselves or want to as it's a natural human thing we need to solve (not just tech etc).
Get in touch and even have fun with it all!
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More description
==============================The Free School movement I feel is "the best way" for people as a transient flexible "school" of fish / people in life because it's YOUR way and your likes mixed in however you want guided by others in the same class or other t give another perspective..
As long as you trust yourself and trust a few others more while measuring while mixing, then it's all good and essential can't be bad - especially from these distances.
Opposite of the above would be: working isolated in a loop... without encouraging contact ...working for bad people / state
...while not giving back or seeing what others have to give
...and reading the news in a bad loop #doomscrolling as I do (and need your help to get out of!) ... only to complain about my adding to it.So feeding yourself better comes building others in trust and people upwards not downwards pushing. Therefore:
Mutuality, Education, and maybe Friendship can help 🎈 WIN:WIN:WIN 🎈 for us all in this world ...or at least #Fediverse to start with.
📖 Towards a more caring intelligent planet and better mindset of people... but also not over-specialising...
:ablobwave: I'm here to broaden your like as a friendly person and to encourage your own thoughts *and* action to happen.
We need to be appreciated and appreciate a few more - that alone is enough!More togetherness means more ☑️ correct communication ☑️
to get there (and balance)...Short "ism" or short reading by people kills the planet and those people don't read deeply and fall into newspaper tabloid headlines (also short) and reacting too much almost as an #addiction.
#CONSTRUCT YOUR #DREAMS !
Build your dream(s) and maybe mine at the same time (both!).
Don't be afraid to share - even though it might be natural to try pull back. I don't think there is another way around this by carefully sharing and doing it with bad people filtered out (but not everyone filtered out as we all lose that way being cut off) .
Aagain measuring me and you (and others) we can avoid killing ourselves and others killing us (directly and indirectly) for profit (it's all linked back to banks and state who as root don't #care). So while we pretend to be '#independent' (which doesn't exist or very lightly does) I think we can truly undo things 1 at a time or just by not using things too much like #AI etc.
Those who feed from #mainstream (from the people behind it) surely will mess up again and see less and less gains over time). Short-term some AI benefit but long term chained-to-machine type stuff and robots judging us (robots are just people / leaders behind it controlling..)
🗨️ I reply to your interests and you give some ideas... we do what we can and like... more freely / towards each other's freedoms.
Consider *developing people* (or just me) at the same time in your work also - not just #developing machine code, but #decent people are the KEY to everything almost FOREMOST...
If people's lives are machine-like and computer-orientated then don't complain if that's what you get !
The cold Matrix system is all using $computers and #tech.
And that tech is being bought or regulated by the likes of #Musk / #Trump / #Bezos etc mostly since they have more leverage against everyone and using #banks also as negative force / debt generators.
In the end we lose with only tech, even with Mastodon without regular chats!
(yes computers are too fast and even nice things get used badly but only we can stop it (by developing better people to use better things in a better way). Give me a hammer and I won't break windows.
Working on better people is the better way at the end..
☼ MY OFFERS ☼
FREE TIME GIVEN TOWARDS FREEDOM. FREE WORK editing text, pictures, audio, basic video editing. Basically anything considered. Just say it.Audio #remixes also found on #FreeSchool hashtag to help keep you working well!
DATA DISCLAIMER: 🚫 NO CONSENT FOR PROCESSING MORE THAN READING 🚫 :cc_nc:
No scraping. Personal temporary individual Fediverse usage is ok. All inalienable rights reserved.
#NoSearcheEngine #NoIndex #NoBot #NoBridge #NoRobots
Help Grow PEOPLE / BETTER USERS!... Not only Tech-ONLY improvements / machines and #BIGTECH!
Freedom = Respect Friendship Learning
...Grow BETTER USERS and INTERACTION
= IMPROVED PEOPLE! Not just better Tech!Better People = Better Habits = (❤+⭐+🔔) ...
Learning Better Habits ❤+🔔 ... Growing Each Other -
“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.”
the actual rules:
Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting
No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.
No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies
No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.
No illegal content
Do not share intentionally false or misleading information
No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.
my favorite people to follow:
Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally
my mom fucked a bat
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
Your Occasional Adequacy
Very much just saying things, really.
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]
A small intro: I’m someone of no importance. I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamusWriter, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice
Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch
🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.
Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidianhttps://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframeBlippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.
⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
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#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting
Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #FranzSomethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
🌱
He/Him
Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]
Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.
Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.
The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!! *Gen-X mom in KY *Cog in the corporate machine *Fuck the GOP *Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ *Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor *Sweary
I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.
Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸
#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.
Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara. https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look
I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.
I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.
Wee Archibald Mouse, III
Photos (nature, street, artsy)
Jokey, banal commentary.
Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.
Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.
All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0
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“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.”
the actual rules:
Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting
No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.
No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies
No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.
No illegal content
Do not share intentionally false or misleading information
No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.
my favorite people to follow:
Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally
my mom fucked a bat
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
Your Occasional Adequacy
Very much just saying things, really.
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]
A small intro: I’m someone of no importance. I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamusWriter, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice
Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch
🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.
Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidianhttps://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframeBlippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.
⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
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#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting
Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #FranzSomethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
🌱
He/Him
Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]
Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.
Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.
The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!! *Gen-X mom in KY *Cog in the corporate machine *Fuck the GOP *Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ *Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor *Sweary
I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.
Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸
#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.
Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara. https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look
I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.
I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.
Wee Archibald Mouse, III
Photos (nature, street, artsy)
Jokey, banal commentary.
Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.
Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.
All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0
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Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally
my mom fucked a bat
dm “thanks for the follow” and i’ll unfollow, only sayin this once
no rude posts
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
Your Occasional Adequacy
Very much just saying things, really.
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]
A small intro: I’m someone of no importance. I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamusMostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice
Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry
✨BRAIN GLITTER ZOMBIE✨SEROTONYMPH✨Your Source for StupiToots© ✨ #NewYork 🗽 #Syracuse Alt Txt avatar is a gif of a smiling Caucasian woman with light long hair, in a Halloween theme orange and black frame, graveyard, and black cat. Alt Text Header: I "heart" New York sign at Geneva New York Oct 2023 #nosearch #noindex
🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫
**Pink Sparkle**
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.
Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidianhttps://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframeHe/Him
Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.
⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
--
#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting
Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #FranzSomethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
🌱
He/Him
Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]
Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.
Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.
The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!! *Gen-X mom in KY *Cog in the corporate machine *Fuck the GOP *Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ *Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor *Sweary
I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.
have opinions. Dog person. Keen on modernist architecture, brutalism, & uranium glass. And nudibranchs, the sea slugs of remarkable beauty. Graphic designer turned volunteer. Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She / her / ma’am. Fedizen since 11/22. #AntiFa #SlavaUkraini | F🇺🇦K PUTIN | #NAFO #BLM #Simpsons #noNazis
#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.
Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara. https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.
I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.
Interfaith Minister. Gay, married, side, Chicagoland. No transphobia, homophobia, racism, antisemitism, Islamophobia.I support free Canada, Gaza, Ukraine and Greenland. He/Him
he/him, standing with 🏳️⚧️, 🏳️🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”90% Reply Guy and shitposting, 7% science and astronomy pix, 3% attempts at humor. You’ve been warned.
Bio: scientist since I was 4 years old, and still loving it.
Header pic is a partially eclipsed moon in a field with a few stars. Avatar is a crescent formed by flour spilled on a black granite countertop
#LRRR2028 or as soon as possible
#teamOrca
#ChunderRoad -
Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally
my mom fucked a bat
dm “thanks for the follow” and i’ll unfollow, only sayin this once
no rude posts
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
Your Occasional Adequacy
Very much just saying things, really.
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]
A small intro: I’m someone of no importance. I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamusMostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice
Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry
✨BRAIN GLITTER ZOMBIE✨SEROTONYMPH✨Your Source for StupiToots© ✨ #NewYork 🗽 #Syracuse Alt Txt avatar is a gif of a smiling Caucasian woman with light long hair, in a Halloween theme orange and black frame, graveyard, and black cat. Alt Text Header: I "heart" New York sign at Geneva New York Oct 2023 #nosearch #noindex
🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫
**Pink Sparkle**
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.
Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidianhttps://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframeHe/Him
Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.
⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
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#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting
Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #FranzSomethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
🌱
He/Him
Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]
Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.
Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.
The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!! *Gen-X mom in KY *Cog in the corporate machine *Fuck the GOP *Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ *Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor *Sweary
I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.
have opinions. Dog person. Keen on modernist architecture, brutalism, & uranium glass. And nudibranchs, the sea slugs of remarkable beauty. Graphic designer turned volunteer. Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She / her / ma’am. Fedizen since 11/22. #AntiFa #SlavaUkraini | F🇺🇦K PUTIN | #NAFO #BLM #Simpsons #noNazis
#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.
Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara. https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.
I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.
Interfaith Minister. Gay, married, side, Chicagoland. No transphobia, homophobia, racism, antisemitism, Islamophobia.I support free Canada, Gaza, Ukraine and Greenland. He/Him
he/him, standing with 🏳️⚧️, 🏳️🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”90% Reply Guy and shitposting, 7% science and astronomy pix, 3% attempts at humor. You’ve been warned.
Bio: scientist since I was 4 years old, and still loving it.
Header pic is a partially eclipsed moon in a field with a few stars. Avatar is a crescent formed by flour spilled on a black granite countertop
#LRRR2028 or as soon as possible
#teamOrca
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#NoSearch #NoIndex #NoBot #NoBridge #NoThreads #NoMaven #NoStarterPacks
What effect these tags have when you put them in bio? I saw some people have it
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#NoSearch #NoIndex #NoBot #NoBridge #NoThreads #NoMaven #NoStarterPacks
What effect these tags have when you put them in bio? I saw some people have it
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Privacy and Consent for Fediverse Developers: A Guide
Some people think that privacy, openness, and user consent are all at odds with one another. Here's a guide on how to navigate all three as a developer.https://wedistribute.org/2024/07/fediverse-privacy-and-consent/
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#Privacy for your #Fediverse account?
➡️ Add these privacy notes (copy and paste selected text to your bio) ⬇️
"No consent is given to scrape or store any of my data, by Commercial company or individual, for any commercial purpose or otherwise."
#NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBot #NoBridge #CveCrowdDeny
(cvecrowd.com scraper)NO #AI #DataScraping
NO #BigTech
NO #Search #SearchEngines=================
ABOUT THIS TOPIC
=================It's something of a defence and prevention.
ADMINS CONSIDER THIS:
➡️ Add a footer section to say on your instance template 9under compose box):"No consent given to scrape any data from this server for any commercial purpose"
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CW: Hubzilla has full-text search with no opt-out; CW: Fediverse meta, non-Mastodon Fediverse meta, full-text search
Things to know about Hubzilla:
Hubzilla has full-text search.
It has had full-text search since its own inception in 2015, almost one year before Mastodon was launched. And it inherited that search from projects that go back to Mistpark in 2010 which became Friendica later.
And AFAIK, it does not respect #NoSearch and #NoIndex hashtags. It can't read Mastodon profiles.
#FediMeta #FediverseMeta #CWFediMeta #CWFediverseMeta #FediTips #FediverseTips #FullTextSearch #Friendica #Hubzilla -
CW: Hubzilla has full-text search with no opt-out; CW: Fediverse meta, non-Mastodon Fediverse meta, full-text search
Things to know about Hubzilla:
Hubzilla has full-text search.
It has had full-text search since its own inception in 2015, almost one year before Mastodon was launched. And it inherited that search from projects that go back to Mistpark in 2010 which became Friendica later.
And AFAIK, it does not respect #NoSearch and #NoIndex hashtags. It can't read Mastodon profiles.
#FediMeta #FediverseMeta #CWFediMeta #CWFediverseMeta #FediTips #FediverseTips #FullTextSearch #Friendica #Hubzilla -
@atomicpoet Just searched a post I made yesterday on there and it showed up.
I have all of the available common flags for opting out of indexes on my accounts (#noindex, #nobot, #noarchive, #nosearch in bio, and account marked to not be indexed in settings)
Seems like it ignores all of them, and the only opt out they offer is a link to the post privacy section of the Mastodon docs.
Public posts are public, and should be expected to be permanent, but still seems condescending.
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Privacy Hashtags: as users and interest in the #Fediverse grows, so do various bots, scrapers, and potential new search utilities
Vetting is done by admins via hashtag-Fediblock, but also various posts I have seen suggest using 'opt-out' hashtags in your Bio / profile
#NoBot - no interaction / scraping by bot accounts
#NoArchive - no crawling / archiving
#NoIndex / #NoSearch - do not include posts in search engine resultsOf course bad-actors may ignore them (hence Fediblock), but good players should honor them
Hope this helps folks 💫
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Privacy Hashtags: as users and interest in the #Fediverse grows, so do various bots, scrapers, and potential new search utilities
Vetting is done by admins via hashtag-Fediblock, but also various posts I have seen suggest using 'opt-out' hashtags in your Bio / profile
#NoBot - no interaction / scraping by bot accounts
#NoArchive - no crawling / archiving
#NoIndex / #NoSearch - do not include posts in search engine resultsOf course bad-actors may ignore them (hence Fediblock), but good players should honor them
Hope this helps folks 💫
