#fedi22 — Public Fediverse posts

Hi, I'm Christin. (aka Criz or Chrislo)

#trans #activist, #politician, #feminist, #blogger, #author, #tutor, #teacher, #sexworker and a proud, post-op trans* #woman living near the Black Forest (Schwarzwald), Germany.

Three things you'll see me do here a lot: yell about antifascism (always), boost #queer and trans voices (also always), and talk shop about #linux, open source, self-hosting and the Fediverse.

I run Linux everywhere I can since 1998. Daily driver is CachyOS (Arch-based) with KDE Plasma on Wayland, my phone is a #Fairphone, and the only proprietary OS in this house lives in the car. Open source isn't just code to me, it's a way of pushing back against systems that treat users as products.

I write, I argue, I organize. Antifascism isn't a hobby, it's a baseline. My blog runs mostly in German with a voice somewhere between Wut und Kraft, because I refuse to be polite about people who want us gone.

I founded and run lsbt.me, a #Mastodon instance for #queer and #LGBTQ folks and their allies. A space to exist loudly, safely, and without apology.

I also build #FediSuite, an open-source (GPL-3.0) management platform for the entire Fediverse. Multi-account, smart composer, scheduling, thread-splitting, analytics, accessibility, plugin system. Supports #Mastodon, #Pixelfed, #Vernissage, #Misskey, #PeerTube and more.
fedisuite.com · app.fedisuite.com · liberapay.com/fedisuite

When I step away from the keyboard, I'm in my self-sufficiency garden (beans, kohlrabi, potatoes, strawberries, fruit trees), tinkering with #HomeAssistant and #ESPHome, or trying to shrink my CO₂ footprint one decision at a time.

More about me, including TV documentaries:
christin-loehner.de/en/about-christin
Blog (German): christin-loehner.de

This is all me. All of it.

#introduction #fedi22 #fediverse #lgbtq #queer #antifa #blackforest #selfhosted #opensource

Hi, I'm Christin. (aka Criz or Chrislo)

#trans #activist, #politician, #feminist, #blogger, #author, #tutor, #teacher, #sexworker and a proud, post-op trans* #woman living near the Black Forest (Schwarzwald), Germany.

Three things you'll see me do here a lot: yell about antifascism (always), boost #queer and trans voices (also always), and talk shop about #linux, open source, self-hosting and the Fediverse.

I run Linux everywhere I can since 1998. Daily driver is CachyOS (Arch-based) with KDE Plasma on Wayland, my phone is a #Fairphone, and the only proprietary OS in this house lives in the car. Open source isn't just code to me, it's a way of pushing back against systems that treat users as products.

I write, I argue, I organize. Antifascism isn't a hobby, it's a baseline. My blog runs mostly in German with a voice somewhere between Wut und Kraft, because I refuse to be polite about people who want us gone.

I founded and run lsbt.me, a #Mastodon instance for #queer and #LGBTQ folks and their allies. A space to exist loudly, safely, and without apology.

I also build #FediSuite, an open-source (GPL-3.0) management platform for the entire Fediverse. Multi-account, smart composer, scheduling, thread-splitting, analytics, accessibility, plugin system. Supports #Mastodon, #Pixelfed, #Vernissage, #Misskey, #PeerTube and more.
fedisuite.com · app.fedisuite.com · liberapay.com/fedisuite

When I step away from the keyboard, I'm in my self-sufficiency garden (beans, kohlrabi, potatoes, strawberries, fruit trees), tinkering with #HomeAssistant and #ESPHome, or trying to shrink my CO₂ footprint one decision at a time.

More about me, including TV documentaries:
christin-loehner.de/en/about-christin
Blog (German): christin-loehner.de

This is all me. All of it.

#introduction #fedi22 #fediverse #lgbtq #queer #antifa #blackforest #selfhosted #opensource

Hi, I'm Christin. (aka Criz or Chrislo)

#trans #activist, #politician, #feminist, #blogger, #author, #tutor, #teacher, #sexworker and a proud, post-op trans* #woman living near the Black Forest (Schwarzwald), Germany.

Three things you'll see me do here a lot: yell about antifascism (always), boost #queer and trans voices (also always), and talk shop about #linux, open source, self-hosting and the Fediverse.

I run Linux everywhere I can since 1998. Daily driver is CachyOS (Arch-based) with KDE Plasma on Wayland, my phone is a #Fairphone, and the only proprietary OS in this house lives in the car. Open source isn't just code to me, it's a way of pushing back against systems that treat users as products.

I write, I argue, I organize. Antifascism isn't a hobby, it's a baseline. My blog runs mostly in German with a voice somewhere between Wut und Kraft, because I refuse to be polite about people who want us gone.

I founded and run lsbt.me, a #Mastodon instance for #queer and #LGBTQ folks and their allies. A space to exist loudly, safely, and without apology.

I also build #FediSuite, an open-source (GPL-3.0) management platform for the entire Fediverse. Multi-account, smart composer, scheduling, thread-splitting, analytics, accessibility, plugin system. Supports #Mastodon, #Pixelfed, #Vernissage, #Misskey, #PeerTube and more.
fedisuite.com · app.fedisuite.com · liberapay.com/fedisuite

When I step away from the keyboard, I'm in my self-sufficiency garden (beans, kohlrabi, potatoes, strawberries, fruit trees), tinkering with #HomeAssistant and #ESPHome, or trying to shrink my CO₂ footprint one decision at a time.

More about me, including TV documentaries:
christin-loehner.de/en/about-christin
Blog (German): christin-loehner.de

This is all me. All of it.

#introduction #fedi22 #fediverse #lgbtq #queer #antifa #blackforest #selfhosted #opensource

Hi, I'm Christin. (aka Criz or Chrislo)

#trans #activist, #politician, #feminist, #blogger, #author, #tutor, #teacher, #sexworker and a proud, post-op trans* #woman living near the Black Forest (Schwarzwald), Germany.

Three things you'll see me do here a lot: yell about antifascism (always), boost #queer and trans voices (also always), and talk shop about #linux, open source, self-hosting and the Fediverse.

I run Linux everywhere I can since 1998. Daily driver is CachyOS (Arch-based) with KDE Plasma on Wayland, my phone is a #Fairphone, and the only proprietary OS in this house lives in the car. Open source isn't just code to me, it's a way of pushing back against systems that treat users as products.

I write, I argue, I organize. Antifascism isn't a hobby, it's a baseline. My blog runs mostly in German with a voice somewhere between Wut und Kraft, because I refuse to be polite about people who want us gone.

I founded and run lsbt.me, a #Mastodon instance for #queer and #LGBTQ folks and their allies. A space to exist loudly, safely, and without apology.

I also build #FediSuite, an open-source (GPL-3.0) management platform for the entire Fediverse. Multi-account, smart composer, scheduling, thread-splitting, analytics, accessibility, plugin system. Supports #Mastodon, #Pixelfed, #Vernissage, #Misskey, #PeerTube and more.
fedisuite.com · app.fedisuite.com · liberapay.com/fedisuite

When I step away from the keyboard, I'm in my self-sufficiency garden (beans, kohlrabi, potatoes, strawberries, fruit trees), tinkering with #HomeAssistant and #ESPHome, or trying to shrink my CO₂ footprint one decision at a time.

More about me, including TV documentaries:
christin-loehner.de/en/about-christin
Blog (German): christin-loehner.de

This is all me. All of it.

#introduction #fedi22 #fediverse #lgbtq #queer #antifa #blackforest #selfhosted #opensource

Hi, I'm Christin. (aka Criz or Chrislo)

#trans #activist, #politician, #feminist, #blogger, #author, #tutor, #teacher, #sexworker and a proud, post-op trans* #woman living near the Black Forest (Schwarzwald), Germany.

Three things you'll see me do here a lot: yell about antifascism (always), boost #queer and trans voices (also always), and talk shop about #linux, open source, self-hosting and the Fediverse.

I run Linux everywhere I can since 1998. Daily driver is CachyOS (Arch-based) with KDE Plasma on Wayland, my phone is a #Fairphone, and the only proprietary OS in this house lives in the car. Open source isn't just code to me, it's a way of pushing back against systems that treat users as products.

I write, I argue, I organize. Antifascism isn't a hobby, it's a baseline. My blog runs mostly in German with a voice somewhere between Wut und Kraft, because I refuse to be polite about people who want us gone.

I founded and run lsbt.me, a #Mastodon instance for #queer and #LGBTQ folks and their allies. A space to exist loudly, safely, and without apology.

I also build #FediSuite, an open-source (GPL-3.0) management platform for the entire Fediverse. Multi-account, smart composer, scheduling, thread-splitting, analytics, accessibility, plugin system. Supports #Mastodon, #Pixelfed, #Vernissage, #Misskey, #PeerTube and more.
fedisuite.com · app.fedisuite.com · liberapay.com/fedisuite

When I step away from the keyboard, I'm in my self-sufficiency garden (beans, kohlrabi, potatoes, strawberries, fruit trees), tinkering with #HomeAssistant and #ESPHome, or trying to shrink my CO₂ footprint one decision at a time.

More about me, including TV documentaries:
christin-loehner.de/en/about-christin
Blog (German): christin-loehner.de

This is all me. All of it.

#introduction #fedi22 #fediverse #lgbtq #queer #antifa #blackforest #selfhosted #opensource

TIL #fedi22

cc @evan relating to earlier #TagsPub discussion we had on the matter.

This bot is already combining logic, has multiple 'profle logic' tags. Dunno if "NoBots" is also already common protocol-decaying practice.

Maybe a solution might be that an #ActivityPub bot actor - OT: which I'd personally perhaps had chosen to be Application, not Service actors - would have a botFlags property. Simple to implement, and #FEP that.

More involved but also much more versatile might be a "Botiquette" as:Profile, or even a bots:Botiquette type, and a namespace to register them at, and where others may find what they mean and how they operate exactly.

#NoBots #nobot #fedi22 #NoTagsPub #Botiquette

cc @evan relating to earlier #TagsPub discussion we had on the matter.

This bot is already combining logic, has multiple 'profle logic' tags. Dunno if "NoBots" is also already common protocol-decaying practice.

Maybe a solution might be that an #ActivityPub bot actor - OT: which I'd personally perhaps had chosen to be Application, not Service actors - would have a botFlags property. Simple to implement, and #FEP that.

More involved but also much more versatile might be a "Botiquette" as:Profile, or even a bots:Botiquette type, and a namespace to register them at, and where others may find what they mean and how they operate exactly.

#NoBots #nobot #fedi22 #NoTagsPub #Botiquette

cc @evan relating to earlier #TagsPub discussion we had on the matter.

This bot is already combining logic, has multiple 'profle logic' tags. Dunno if "NoBots" is also already common protocol-decaying practice.

Maybe a solution might be that an #ActivityPub bot actor - OT: which I'd personally perhaps had chosen to be Application, not Service actors - would have a botFlags property. Simple to implement, and #FEP that.

More involved but also much more versatile might be a "Botiquette" as:Profile, or even a bots:Botiquette type, and a namespace to register them at, and where others may find what they mean and how they operate exactly.

#NoBots #nobot #fedi22 #NoTagsPub #Botiquette

cc @evan relating to earlier #TagsPub discussion we had on the matter.

This bot is already combining logic, has multiple 'profle logic' tags. Dunno if "NoBots" is also already common protocol-decaying practice.

Maybe a solution might be that an #ActivityPub bot actor - OT: which I'd personally perhaps had chosen to be Application, not Service actors - would have a botFlags property. Simple to implement, and #FEP that.

More involved but also much more versatile might be a "Botiquette" as:Profile, or even a bots:Botiquette type, and a namespace to register them at, and where others may find what they mean and how they operate exactly.

#NoBots #nobot #fedi22 #NoTagsPub #Botiquette

cc @evan relating to earlier #TagsPub discussion we had on the matter.

This bot is already combining logic, has multiple 'profle logic' tags. Dunno if "NoBots" is also already common protocol-decaying practice.

Maybe a solution might be that an #ActivityPub bot actor - OT: which I'd personally perhaps had chosen to be Application, not Service actors - would have a botFlags property. Simple to implement, and #FEP that.

More involved but also much more versatile might be a "Botiquette" as:Profile, or even a bots:Botiquette type, and a namespace to register them at, and where others may find what they mean and how they operate exactly.

#NoBots #nobot #fedi22 #NoTagsPub #Botiquette

@dansup are you part of fediverse.info? I am trying to add my account there, but I am not sure how to do it. Are there any requirements besides the #fedi22 tag?

What is #fedi22 on people profile mean?

Sometimes you can't wait, and just need to build it.

- https://fedidb.org - started off as an internal pixelfed debug service, but the stats pages were more used, so I spun out the debug to https://pubkit.net

- https://fediverse.info - needed a way to collect profiles for Pixelfed discovery via the #fedi22 hashtag

- https://respectfulplatforms.org - the fediverse lacked a charter of rights and principles

- https://webintents.net - easier sharing/following and onboarding

So build 🚀

@adeelahmed @minea64 Also write a bio and you can use the #fedi22 directory to find your people, and for them to find you.

https://fediverse.info/explore/people

reapresentação na orgânica ✨ #introducao

sou a thais/trix, paulistana vivendo em curitiba por demanda do trabalho mas com o coração no mar ❤️ cheguei no #fedi22 e depois de uma luta braba contra a depressão e um período longe daqui, voltei!

prometi pra mim mesma que vou tentar usar a internet de modo mais saudável e o fediverso me lembra de como a internet pode ser um lugar legal. então cá estou – de volta!

falo umas bobajada e torço pro Osasco :D

feliz ano procês tudo!

reapresentação na orgânica ✨ #introducao

sou a thais/trix, paulistana vivendo em curitiba por demanda do trabalho mas com o coração no mar ❤️ cheguei no #fedi22 e depois de uma luta braba contra a depressão e um período longe daqui, voltei!

prometi pra mim mesma que vou tentar usar a internet de modo mais saudável e o fediverso me lembra de como a internet pode ser um lugar legal. então cá estou – de volta!

falo umas bobajada e torço pro Osasco :D

feliz ano procês tudo!

reapresentação na orgânica ✨ #introducao

sou a thais/trix, paulistana vivendo em curitiba por demanda do trabalho mas com o coração no mar ❤️ cheguei no #fedi22 e depois de uma luta braba contra a depressão e um período longe daqui, voltei!

prometi pra mim mesma que vou tentar usar a internet de modo mais saudável e o fediverso me lembra de como a internet pode ser um lugar legal. então cá estou – de volta!

falo umas bobajada e torço pro Osasco :D

feliz ano procês tudo!

reapresentação na orgânica ✨ #introducao

sou a thais/trix, paulistana vivendo em curitiba por demanda do trabalho mas com o coração no mar ❤️ cheguei no #fedi22 e depois de uma luta braba contra a depressão e um período longe daqui, voltei!

prometi pra mim mesma que vou tentar usar a internet de modo mais saudável e o fediverso me lembra de como a internet pode ser um lugar legal. então cá estou – de volta!

falo umas bobajada e torço pro Osasco :D

feliz ano procês tudo!

reapresentação na orgânica ✨ #introducao

sou a thais/trix, paulistana vivendo em curitiba por demanda do trabalho mas com o coração no mar ❤️ cheguei no #fedi22 e depois de uma luta braba contra a depressão e um período longe daqui, voltei!

prometi pra mim mesma que vou tentar usar a internet de modo mais saudável e o fediverso me lembra de como a internet pode ser um lugar legal. então cá estou – de volta!

falo umas bobajada e torço pro Osasco :D

feliz ano procês tudo!

🤖: Linux & OpenSource News deutsch
@linux_opensource
Joined: Sep 28, 2022
Bio: Dieses Profil sammelt deutschsprachige News und Infos zum Thema Linux sowie OpenSource und stellt sie in der Fediverse zur Verfügung.---------------------------------Accounttyp: BotKontakt: Tuxi---------------------------------#linux #opensource #fedi22

#bot #BotsOfMastodon

Opa pessoal, vocês acham que seria legal criar uma hashtag pra a migração da organica? Eu sugiro #organica25

A migração de 2022 usa a #fedi22 e acho legal porque é uma forma de marcar o acontecimento. Tipo, formalizar um marco.

#apresentacao

Salve, tchurma.

Sou o Vinícius, tenho 33 anos, moro em São Paulo e trabalho como programador. Sou um homem branco, cis, hétero e solteiro. Sonho desenvolver jogos.

Vim pra cá na diáspora de 2022, a #fedi22, e, apesar de ter como casa a mastodon.gamedev.place, sou apaixonado por diversas instâncias brasileiras.

Cada vez mais vejo no fediverso a solução para a criação de comunidades virtuais saudáveis, e fico muito feliz vendo esse cantinho da internet fervilhando de entusiasmo.

Ever wonder why you see the #fedi22 hashtag in bios?

Yeah, that's my fault.

I built a People Directory in 2022 for the #fediverse that used that hashtag for verification.

I'll improve it and make it way better, perhaps with Starter Pack support 😉

https://fediverse.info/explore/people

@ofa

C'est Dansup qui a crée une sorte de site web pour répertorier des comptes par centres d’intérêts .
Un crawler scanne les comptes et s'il trouve le hashtag #fedi22 l'ajoute à l'annuaire.
C'est pour aider les gens du Fediverse a trouver des comptes a suivre.

https://fediverse.info/explore/people

Je ne sais pas pourquoi ce hashtag a été choisi ^^ je ne connaissais pas le Lore :D

Mais moi je suis un OG, je suis là depuis 2017 :bloblewd:

https://mastodon.social/@dansup/114993164292472901

@edintone @markstoneman I don't recall but I think you have to put #fedi22 in your profile or something?

@FediThing will know.

Salut @Troll ! Je vois un tag #Fedi22 par-ci par-là, et sur ton profil. Et aussi des Fedi23 et Fedi24, mais pas de Fedi21... C'est quoi ces tags ? Un badge "âge" ?

Find your people in the #fediverse with the People Directory.

🏞️ https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=photography

🎶 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=music

🎨 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=Art

It's opt-in and supports most fediverse software, simply add the #fedi22 hashtag to your bio.

Powered by Pixelfed, for the people ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo #pixelfed

Find your people in the #fediverse with the People Directory.

🏞️ https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=photography

🎶 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=music

🎨 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=Art

It's opt-in and supports most fediverse software, simply add the #fedi22 hashtag to your bio.

Powered by Pixelfed, for the people ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo #pixelfed

Find your people in the #fediverse with the People Directory.

🏞️ https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=photography

🎶 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=music

🎨 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=Art

It's opt-in and supports most fediverse software, simply add the #fedi22 hashtag to your bio.

Powered by Pixelfed, for the people ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo #pixelfed

Find your people in the #fediverse with the People Directory.

🏞️ https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=photography

🎶 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=music

🎨 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=Art

It's opt-in and supports most fediverse software, simply add the #fedi22 hashtag to your bio.

Powered by Pixelfed, for the people ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo #pixelfed

Find your people in the #fediverse with the People Directory.

🏞️ https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=photography

🎶 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=music

🎨 https://fediverse.info/explore/people?topic=Art

It's opt-in and supports most fediverse software, simply add the #fedi22 hashtag to your bio.

Powered by Pixelfed, for the people ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo #pixelfed

@Shelfie

“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.”

the actual rules:

Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting

No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.

No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies

No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.

No illegal content

Do not share intentionally false or misleading information

No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.

my favorite people to follow:

@donni

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

@batkaren

my mom fucked a bat

@HadasWeiss

"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

@Gogs

Your Occasional Adequacy

Very much just saying things, really.


All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

@partnumber2

A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.

Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamus

@VeryBadLlama

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.

@Alice

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

@LikeItOrLumpIt

Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch

🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫

@LRRRonEarth

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

@Kierkegaanks

Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.

@MAJ1

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian

https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe

@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

--

#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting

Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz

@tobestewart

Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1

@TheBreadmonkey

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

🌱

He/Him

📷 @TheBreadmonkey

Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]

#fedi22

@maxleibman

Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.

Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.

@Nickiquote

Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.

The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social

Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

@Suzdal92

NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!!
*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine 
*Fuck the GOP 
*Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary

@MamasPinkyToe

I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.

@wendinoakland

Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸

@xinicit

#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.

Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. 
Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara.
https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]

@Neat_hot

Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

@Uair

I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.

I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

@grayfinger

Wee Archibald Mouse, III

Photos (nature, street, artsy)

Jokey, banal commentary.

Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.

Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.

All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0

@Shelfie

“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.”

the actual rules:

Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting

No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.

No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies

No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.

No illegal content

Do not share intentionally false or misleading information

No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.

my favorite people to follow:

@donni

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

@batkaren

my mom fucked a bat

@HadasWeiss

"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

@Gogs

Your Occasional Adequacy

Very much just saying things, really.


All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

@partnumber2

A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.

Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamus

@VeryBadLlama

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.

@Alice

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

@LikeItOrLumpIt

Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch

🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫

@LRRRonEarth

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

@Kierkegaanks

Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.

@MAJ1

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian

https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe

@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

--

#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting

Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz

@tobestewart

Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1

@TheBreadmonkey

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

🌱

He/Him

📷 @TheBreadmonkey

Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]

#fedi22

@maxleibman

Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.

Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.

@Nickiquote

Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.

The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social

Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

@Suzdal92

NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!!
*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine 
*Fuck the GOP 
*Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary

@MamasPinkyToe

I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.

@wendinoakland

Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸

@xinicit

#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.

Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. 
Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara.
https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]

@Neat_hot

Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

@Uair

I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.

I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

@grayfinger

Wee Archibald Mouse, III

Photos (nature, street, artsy)

Jokey, banal commentary.

Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.

Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.

All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0

@Shelfie

“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.”

the actual rules:

Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting

No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.

No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies

No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.

No illegal content

Do not share intentionally false or misleading information

No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.

my favorite people to follow:

@donni

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

@batkaren

my mom fucked a bat

@HadasWeiss

"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

@Gogs

Your Occasional Adequacy

Very much just saying things, really.


All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

@partnumber2

A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.

Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamus

@VeryBadLlama

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.

@Alice

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

@LikeItOrLumpIt

Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch

🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫

@LRRRonEarth

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

@Kierkegaanks

Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.

@MAJ1

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian

https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe

@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

--

#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting

Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz

@tobestewart

Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1

@TheBreadmonkey

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

🌱

He/Him

📷 @TheBreadmonkey

Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]

#fedi22

@maxleibman

Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.

Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.

@Nickiquote

Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.

The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social

Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

@Suzdal92

NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!!
*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine 
*Fuck the GOP 
*Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary

@MamasPinkyToe

I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.

@wendinoakland

Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸

@xinicit

#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.

Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. 
Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara.
https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]

@Neat_hot

Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

@Uair

I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.

I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

@grayfinger

Wee Archibald Mouse, III

Photos (nature, street, artsy)

Jokey, banal commentary.

Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.

Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.

All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0

@Shelfie

“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.”

the actual rules:

Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting

No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.

No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies

No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.

No illegal content

Do not share intentionally false or misleading information

No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.

my favorite people to follow:

@donni

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

@batkaren

my mom fucked a bat

@HadasWeiss

"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

@Gogs

Your Occasional Adequacy

Very much just saying things, really.


All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

@partnumber2

A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.

Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamus

@VeryBadLlama

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.

@Alice

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

@LikeItOrLumpIt

Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch

🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫

@LRRRonEarth

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

@Kierkegaanks

Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.

@MAJ1

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian

https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe

@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

--

#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting

Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz

@tobestewart

Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1

@TheBreadmonkey

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

🌱

He/Him

📷 @TheBreadmonkey

Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]

#fedi22

@maxleibman

Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.

Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.

@Nickiquote

Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.

The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social

Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

@Suzdal92

NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!!
*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine 
*Fuck the GOP 
*Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary

@MamasPinkyToe

I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.

@wendinoakland

Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸

@xinicit

#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.

Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. 
Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara.
https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]

@Neat_hot

Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

@Uair

I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.

I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

@grayfinger

Wee Archibald Mouse, III

Photos (nature, street, artsy)

Jokey, banal commentary.

Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.

Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.

All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0

@Shelfie

“Welcome to Beige Party. The first rule of Beige Party is: you do not talk about Beige Party. The second rule of Beige Party is: you DO NOT talk about Beige Party! Third rule of Beige Party: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the party is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a party. Fifth rule: one party at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the parties are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: parties will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Beige Party, you have to party.”

the actual rules:

Sexually explicit or violent media must be marked as sensitive when posting

No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, casteism, or any other form of bigotry.

No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies

No harassment, dogpiling, doxxing or otherwise abusive behavior.

No illegal content

Do not share intentionally false or misleading information

No spamming, hashtag spamming, mass unsolicited DMs, randomly tagging people in posts, or fake engagement.

my favorite people to follow:

@donni

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

@batkaren

my mom fucked a bat

@HadasWeiss

"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

@Gogs

Your Occasional Adequacy

Very much just saying things, really.


All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

@partnumber2

A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.

Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamus

@VeryBadLlama

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.

@Alice

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

@LikeItOrLumpIt

Alt Txt avatar= Caucasian woman light long hair neck up shown in dark vignette. Bright pink frame around avatar . Alt Text Header: Dropped petals of a peony flower pale pink with hints of deep pink on concrete #noindex #nosearch

🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫

@LRRRonEarth

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

@Kierkegaanks

Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.

@MAJ1

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian

https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]rty

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe

@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

--

#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting

Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz

@tobestewart

Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1

@TheBreadmonkey

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

🌱

He/Him

📷 @TheBreadmonkey

Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke[email protected]

#fedi22

@maxleibman

Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.

Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.

@Nickiquote

Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.

The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social

Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

@Suzdal92

NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!!
*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine 
*Fuck the GOP 
*Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary

@MamasPinkyToe

I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.

@wendinoakland

Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸

@xinicit

#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.

Avatar: A goat wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. 
Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara.
https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]

@Neat_hot

Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

@Uair

I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.

I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

@grayfinger

Wee Archibald Mouse, III

Photos (nature, street, artsy)

Jokey, banal commentary.

Pro-idealism, anti-materialism.

Profile pic is the face of a mouse courtesy USDA's Flickr account, found with a free-to-use DDG search.

All photos are my own, CC BY-SA 4.0

@dansup
But how can I add myself to it, I have the #fedi22 in the bio of another account, but where is the "add me" button?
@d1re_w0lf

@d1re_w0lf So the People Directory requires you to add the #fedi22 hashtag to your bio before you can add yourself, and periodically checks it still exists, otherwise you get removed.

I still need to add the "Add my account" to the new fediverse.info, but I want to do it without requiring that #fedi22 hashtag as bio's are limited in max chars.

The People Directory is now way easier to browse!

I have big plans for this, and I'll make it easier to add/remove yourself without having #fedi22 in your bio.

https://fediverse.info/explore/people?n

Spread the word ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo

The People Directory is now way easier to browse!

I have big plans for this, and I'll make it easier to add/remove yourself without having #fedi22 in your bio.

https://fediverse.info/explore/people?n

Spread the word ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo

The People Directory is now way easier to browse!

I have big plans for this, and I'll make it easier to add/remove yourself without having #fedi22 in your bio.

https://fediverse.info/explore/people?n

Spread the word ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo

The People Directory is now way easier to browse!

I have big plans for this, and I'll make it easier to add/remove yourself without having #fedi22 in your bio.

https://fediverse.info/explore/people?n

Spread the word ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo

The People Directory is now way easier to browse!

I have big plans for this, and I'll make it easier to add/remove yourself without having #fedi22 in your bio.

https://fediverse.info/explore/people?n

Spread the word ✨

#peopleDirectory #fediverseInfo

@kevinveenbirkenbach Nope, I started a campaign where people needed to add #fedi22 to their profile bio and then self-submit to the directory.

I still haven't finished redesigning that yet, but it will soon allow self-submission and removal.

(Yeah, fediverse.info people directory is to blame for that pesky #fedi22 hashtag you see everywhere)

You may notice a new Fediverse crawler from https://fediverse.info if you self-submitted your own profile to the People Directory (we don't crawl feeds or auto discover, you need to add the #fedi22 hashtag to your bio for inclusion)

If you want to block this, we use the following user-agent:

(fediverseinfo/crawler; +https://fediverse.info)

@ormi @kleisli @zahnfee Genau. fediverse.info ist ein Verzeichnis, bei dem man Leute mit ähnlichen Interessen anhand Hashtags in der Bio finden kann. Man packt diese Interessen in seine Bio rein, zusätzlich eben #fedi22 um die Zustimmung für die Indexierung zu erteilen und fügt dann das eigene Profil hinzu.

Can anybody tell me what #fedi22 means? I've seen it in different places, but I didn't find an explanation yet. Also Mistral couldn't help. 🤷🏽‍♂️ #fedihelp #askfedi

@bazkie I am inclined to go to #infosecexchange but they also block Threads - The #mit server has a 500 limit so that's out.

Hummm - No wonder people have problems joining #Mastodon

Where is #JohnMastodon when you need him!?

#infosec #security #cybersecurity #risk #fedi22