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  1. The Lover of Che and Marx


    Samudrala Avinash Rahul Vamshi Krishna
    What a long name. Does not sound at all
    Like the name of someone
    Who belongs to the proletariat
    Their names will be Pullaiah and Yellaiah
    Yours sounds far too sophisticated
    As sophisticated as your accent, almost like a Brit
    You say you have bruxism and what not
    But your accent lives on, on and on...
    Making people give you a second hearing
    While at 62 I am searching for my second wind...

    And your gonads have not yet started firing
    Were you crazy then to be stopping by
    Sundarayya Vignana Kendram in Bagh Lingampally
    Where that Reddy girl taking courses in statistics
    Was getting distracted by you, but you were never by her
    And you stuck to your guns, pretty appropriate metaphor
    Since Marx and Guevara interested you so much
    No skirt or some peculiar shade of lipstick
    Could hold your attention for long...

    Being a Naxalite appealed to you as your svadharma
    Long, long ago, and when I discovered you
    You were the more sauve urban naxal, so I blocked you
    Lest I the guy interested more in Maharshi than Marx
    Be picked up at midnight, because the smokin' gun
    Of Marxian literature was plenty on my bookshelf
    I who believed that the stream of truth flows
    From all sources and not just from some blokes
    Doing something somewhere in the Himalayas.

    Then, you texted me after a long while, saying
    You were now more moderate in your views
    Kind of a rare conversion, maybe Rosa Luxemborg
    Started appealing to you more than Lenin
    And that writer of The Motorcycle Diaries
    Though Che never left your bedside and your dreams.

    Nowadays, you are more into studying material girls
    Rather than dialectical materialism, so tell me
    Where in your heart have you created a cemetery
    Where you have interred Marx though not Che.

    But, my dear chum, or should I call you comrade
    Listen to me dyed in the whispers down the centuries
    Not only of the topography including the Himalayas
    But also including Thames, Seine, and Black Forest
    Marx was good as far as what he wanted man to be
    But in what man was now in the present
    He misread him so badly that his idealism
    Was bound to come a cropper, though not before
    Bloody revolutions meted out the karma
    To all those people who erred in their previous lives
    When they took birth long before Marx was born
    Including maybe the likes of Alexander Solzhenistyn
    For karma is backed by God, not some floundering startup
    Ah, it satisfies me so much to end with this imagery
    From Capitalism, and make Marx stir in his grave
    And rethink his philosophy at least when he is reborn
    And become an opium addict to discover newer realities.
    #Capitalism #CheGuevara #Communism #history #karlMarx #Lenin #Life #Love #Marx #Marxism #Naxalite #OpiumOfTheMasses #Philosophy #Poem #Poetry #Rebirth #Religion #Revolutions #RosLuxemborg #SamudralaAvinashRahulVamshiKrishna #SamudralaVKIASAcademy #SundarayyaVignanaKendram #Truth #UrbanNaxal #VamshiKrishnaSamudrala #VKSamudrala
  2. The Lover of Che and Marx

    Samudrala Avinash Rahul Vamshi Krishna
    What a long name. Does not sound at all
    Like the name of someone
    Who belongs to the proletariat
    Their names will be Pullaiah and Yellaiah
    Yours sounds far too sophisticated
    As sophisticated as your accent, almost like a Brit
    You say you have bruxism and what not
    But your accent lives on, on and on...
    Making people give you a second hearing
    While at 62 I am searching for my second wind...

    And your gonads have not yet started firing
    Were you crazy then to be stopping by
    Sundarayya Vignana Kendram in Bagh Lingampally
    Where that Reddy girl taking courses in statistics
    Was getting distracted by you, but you were never by her
    And you stuck to your guns, pretty appropriate metaphor
    Since Marx and Guevara interested you so much
    No skirt or some peculiar shade of lipstick
    Could hold your attention for long...

    Being a Naxalite appealed to you as your svadharma
    Long, long ago, and when I discovered you
    You were the more sauve urban naxal, so I blocked you
    Lest I the guy interested more in Maharshi than Marx
    Be picked up at midnight, because the smokin' gun
    Of Marxian literature was plenty on my bookshelf
    I who believed that the stream of truth flows
    From all sources and not just from some blokes
    Doing something somewhere in the Himalayas.

    Then, you texted me after a long while, saying
    You were now more moderate in your views
    Kind of a rare conversion, maybe Rosa Luxemborg
    Started appealing to you more than Lenin
    And that writer of The Motorcycle Diaries
    Though Che never left your bedside and your dreams.

    Nowadays, you are more into studying material girls
    Rather than dialectical materialism, so tell me
    Where in your heart have you created a cemetery
    Where you have interred Marx though not Che.

    But, my dear chum, or should I call you comrade
    Listen to me dyed in the whispers down the centuries
    Not only of the topography including the Himalayas
    But also including Thames, Seine, and Black Forest
    Marx was good as far as what he wanted man to be
    But in what man was now in the present
    He misread him so badly that his idealism
    Was bound to come a cropper, though not before
    Bloody revolutions meted out the karma
    To all those people who erred in their previous lives
    When they took birth long before Marx was born
    Including maybe the likes of Alexander Solzhenistyn
    For karma is backed by God, not some floundering startup
    Ah, it satisfies me so much to end with this imagery
    From Capitalism, and make Marx stir in his grave
    And rethink his philosophy at least when he is reborn
    And become an opium addict to discover newer realities.
    #Capitalism #CheGuevara #Communism #Lenin #Life #Love #Marx #Marxism #Naxalite #OpiumOfTheMasses #Poem #Poetry #Rebirth #Religion #Revolutions #RosLuxemborg #SamudralaAvinashRahulVamshiKrishna #SamudralaVKIASAcademy #SundarayyaVignanaKendram #Truth #UrbanNaxal #VamshiKrishnaSamudrala #VKSamudrala
  3. The Lover of Che and Marx


    Samudrala Avinash Rahul Vamshi Krishna
    What a long name. Does not sound at all
    Like the name of someone
    Who belongs to the proletariat
    Their names will be Pullaiah and Yellaiah
    Yours sounds far too sophisticated
    As sophisticated as your accent, almost like a Brit
    You say you have bruxism and what not
    But your accent lives on, on and on...
    Making people give you a second hearing
    While at 62 I am searching for my second wind...

    And your gonads have not yet started firing
    Were you crazy then to be stopping by
    Sundarayya Vignana Kendram in Bagh Lingampally
    Where that Reddy girl taking courses in statistics
    Was getting distracted by you, but you were never by her
    And you stuck to your guns, pretty appropriate metaphor
    Since Marx and Guevara interested you so much
    No skirt or some peculiar shade of lipstick
    Could hold your attention for long...

    Being a Naxalite appealed to you as your svadharma
    Long, long ago, and when I discovered you
    You were the more sauve urban naxal, so I blocked you
    Lest I the guy interested more in Maharshi than Marx
    Be picked up at midnight, because the smokin' gun
    Of Marxian literature was plenty on my bookshelf
    I who believed that the stream of truth flows
    From all sources and not just from some blokes
    Doing something somewhere in the Himalayas.

    Then, you texted me after a long while, saying
    You were now more moderate in your views
    Kind of a rare conversion, maybe Rosa Luxemborg
    Started appealing to you more than Lenin
    And that writer of The Motorcycle Diaries
    Though Che never left your bedside and your dreams.

    Nowadays, you are more into studying material girls
    Rather than dialectical materialism, so tell me
    Where in your heart have you created a cemetery
    Where you have interred Marx though not Che.

    But, my dear chum, or should I call you comrade
    Listen to me dyed in the whispers down the centuries
    Not only of the topography including the Himalayas
    But also including Thames, Seine, and Black Forest
    Marx was good as far as what he wanted man to be
    But in what man was now in the present
    He misread him so badly that his idealism
    Was bound to come a cropper, though not before
    Bloody revolutions meted out the karma
    To all those people who erred in their previous lives
    When they took birth long before Marx was born
    Including maybe the likes of Alexander Solzhenistyn
    For karma is backed by God, not some floundering startup
    Ah, it satisfies me so much to end with this imagery
    From Capitalism, and make Marx stir in his grave
    And rethink his philosophy at least when he is reborn
    And become an opium addict to discover newer realities.
    #Capitalism #CheGuevara #Communism #history #karlMarx #Lenin #Life #Love #Marx #Marxism #Naxalite #OpiumOfTheMasses #Philosophy #Poem #Poetry #Rebirth #Religion #Revolutions #RosLuxemborg #SamudralaAvinashRahulVamshiKrishna #SamudralaVKIASAcademy #SundarayyaVignanaKendram #Truth #UrbanNaxal #VamshiKrishnaSamudrala #VKSamudrala
  4. The Lover of Che and Marx


    Samudrala Avinash Rahul Vamshi Krishna
    What a long name. Does not sound at all
    Like the name of someone
    Who belongs to the proletariat
    Their names will be Pullaiah and Yellaiah
    Yours sounds far too sophisticated
    As sophisticated as your accent, almost like a Brit
    You say you have bruxism and what not
    But your accent lives on, on and on...
    Making people give you a second hearing
    While at 62 I am searching for my second wind...

    And your gonads have not yet started firing
    Were you crazy then to be stopping by
    Sundarayya Vignana Kendram in Bagh Lingampally
    Where that Reddy girl taking courses in statistics
    Was getting distracted by you, but you were never by her
    And you stuck to your guns, pretty appropriate metaphor
    Since Marx and Guevara interested you so much
    No skirt or some peculiar shade of lipstick
    Could hold your attention for long...

    Being a Naxalite appealed to you as your svadharma
    Long, long ago, and when I discovered you
    You were the more sauve urban naxal, so I blocked you
    Lest I the guy interested more in Maharshi than Marx
    Be picked up at midnight, because the smokin' gun
    Of Marxian literature was plenty on my bookshelf
    I who believed that the stream of truth flows
    From all sources and not just from some blokes
    Doing something somewhere in the Himalayas.

    Then, you texted me after a long while, saying
    You were now more moderate in your views
    Kind of a rare conversion, maybe Rosa Luxemborg
    Started appealing to you more than Lenin
    And that writer of The Motorcycle Diaries
    Though Che never left your bedside and your dreams.

    Nowadays, you are more into studying material girls
    Rather than dialectical materialism, so tell me
    Where in your heart have you created a cemetery
    Where you have interred Marx though not Che.

    But, my dear chum, or should I call you comrade
    Listen to me dyed in the whispers down the centuries
    Not only of the topography including the Himalayas
    But also including Thames, Seine, and Black Forest
    Marx was good as far as what he wanted man to be
    But in what man was now in the present
    He misread him so badly that his idealism
    Was bound to come a cropper, though not before
    Bloody revolutions meted out the karma
    To all those people who erred in their previous lives
    When they took birth long before Marx was born
    Including maybe the likes of Alexander Solzhenistyn
    For karma is backed by God, not some floundering startup
    Ah, it satisfies me so much to end with this imagery
    From Capitalism, and make Marx stir in his grave
    And rethink his philosophy at least when he is reborn
    And become an opium addict to discover newer realities.
    #Capitalism #CheGuevara #Communism #history #karlMarx #Lenin #Life #Love #Marx #Marxism #Naxalite #OpiumOfTheMasses #Philosophy #Poem #Poetry #Rebirth #Religion #Revolutions #RosLuxemborg #SamudralaAvinashRahulVamshiKrishna #SamudralaVKIASAcademy #SundarayyaVignanaKendram #Truth #UrbanNaxal #VamshiKrishnaSamudrala #VKSamudrala
  5. The Lover of Che and Marx


    Samudrala Avinash Rahul Vamshi Krishna
    What a long name. Does not sound at all
    Like the name of someone
    Who belongs to the proletariat
    Their names will be Pullaiah and Yellaiah
    Yours sounds far too sophisticated
    As sophisticated as your accent, almost like a Brit
    You say you have bruxism and what not
    But your accent lives on, on and on...
    Making people give you a second hearing
    While at 62 I am searching for my second wind...

    And your gonads have not yet started firing
    Were you crazy then to be stopping by
    Sundarayya Vignana Kendram in Bagh Lingampally
    Where that Reddy girl taking courses in statistics
    Was getting distracted by you, but you were never by her
    And you stuck to your guns, pretty appropriate metaphor
    Since Marx and Guevara interested you so much
    No skirt or some peculiar shade of lipstick
    Could hold your attention for long...

    Being a Naxalite appealed to you as your svadharma
    Long, long ago, and when I discovered you
    You were the more sauve urban naxal, so I blocked you
    Lest I the guy interested more in Maharshi than Marx
    Be picked up at midnight, because the smokin' gun
    Of Marxian literature was plenty on my bookshelf
    I who believed that the stream of truth flows
    From all sources and not just from some blokes
    Doing something somewhere in the Himalayas.

    Then, you texted me after a long while, saying
    You were now more moderate in your views
    Kind of a rare conversion, maybe Rosa Luxemborg
    Started appealing to you more than Lenin
    And that writer of The Motorcycle Diaries
    Though Che never left your bedside and your dreams.

    Nowadays, you are more into studying material girls
    Rather than dialectical materialism, so tell me
    Where in your heart have you created a cemetery
    Where you have interred Marx though not Che.

    But, my dear chum, or should I call you comrade
    Listen to me dyed in the whispers down the centuries
    Not only of the topography including the Himalayas
    But also including Thames, Seine, and Black Forest
    Marx was good as far as what he wanted man to be
    But in what man was now in the present
    He misread him so badly that his idealism
    Was bound to come a cropper, though not before
    Bloody revolutions meted out the karma
    To all those people who erred in their previous lives
    When they took birth long before Marx was born
    Including maybe the likes of Alexander Solzhenistyn
    For karma is backed by God, not some floundering startup
    Ah, it satisfies me so much to end with this imagery
    From Capitalism, and make Marx stir in his grave
    And rethink his philosophy at least when he is reborn
    And become an opium addict to discover newer realities.
    #Capitalism #CheGuevara #Communism #history #karlMarx #Lenin #Life #Love #Marx #Marxism #Naxalite #OpiumOfTheMasses #Philosophy #Poem #Poetry #Rebirth #Religion #Revolutions #RosLuxemborg #SamudralaAvinashRahulVamshiKrishna #SamudralaVKIASAcademy #SundarayyaVignanaKendram #Truth #UrbanNaxal #VamshiKrishnaSamudrala #VKSamudrala
  6. Every day there are news reports of 17, 22, 31 “Maoists” killed. Many of those killed are simply tribal villagers caught in the crosshairs of the deadly, remote-controlled sophistry of modern weaponry. How do these weapons decide who is a Maoist? How do you throw a bomb from a helicopter and know it will land only on a Maoist? What does a Maoist look like? Nobody knows. If supporting the Adivasi cause or reading Karl Marx in your city apartment can get you labelled an urban naxal, then every forest-dweller clinging to her land can be a Maoist. The labels work like infrared emissions, attracting arrests and bullets with unerring regularity.

    https://frontline.thehindu.com/the-nation/adivasi-rights-maoist-conflict-tribal-land-grab-operation-kagar-state-violence-naxals/article69412406.ece

    #adivasi #indigenous #maoist #naxal #naxalite #UrbanNaxal

  7. Every day there are news reports of 17, 22, 31 “Maoists” killed. Many of those killed are simply tribal villagers caught in the crosshairs of the deadly, remote-controlled sophistry of modern weaponry. How do these weapons decide who is a Maoist? How do you throw a bomb from a helicopter and know it will land only on a Maoist? What does a Maoist look like? Nobody knows. If supporting the Adivasi cause or reading Karl Marx in your city apartment can get you labelled an urban naxal, then every forest-dweller clinging to her land can be a Maoist. The labels work like infrared emissions, attracting arrests and bullets with unerring regularity.

    https://frontline.thehindu.com/the-nation/adivasi-rights-maoist-conflict-tribal-land-grab-operation-kagar-state-violence-naxals/article69412406.ece

    #adivasi #indigenous #maoist #naxal #naxalite #UrbanNaxal

  8. Every day there are news reports of 17, 22, 31 “Maoists” killed. Many of those killed are simply tribal villagers caught in the crosshairs of the deadly, remote-controlled sophistry of modern weaponry. How do these weapons decide who is a Maoist? How do you throw a bomb from a helicopter and know it will land only on a Maoist? What does a Maoist look like? Nobody knows. If supporting the Adivasi cause or reading Karl Marx in your city apartment can get you labelled an urban naxal, then every forest-dweller clinging to her land can be a Maoist. The labels work like infrared emissions, attracting arrests and bullets with unerring regularity.

    https://frontline.thehindu.com/the-nation/adivasi-rights-maoist-conflict-tribal-land-grab-operation-kagar-state-violence-naxals/article69412406.ece

    #adivasi #indigenous #maoist #naxal #naxalite #UrbanNaxal

  9. Every day there are news reports of 17, 22, 31 “Maoists” killed. Many of those killed are simply tribal villagers caught in the crosshairs of the deadly, remote-controlled sophistry of modern weaponry. How do these weapons decide who is a Maoist? How do you throw a bomb from a helicopter and know it will land only on a Maoist? What does a Maoist look like? Nobody knows. If supporting the Adivasi cause or reading Karl Marx in your city apartment can get you labelled an urban naxal, then every forest-dweller clinging to her land can be a Maoist. The labels work like infrared emissions, attracting arrests and bullets with unerring regularity.

    https://frontline.thehindu.com/the-nation/adivasi-rights-maoist-conflict-tribal-land-grab-operation-kagar-state-violence-naxals/article69412406.ece

    #adivasi #indigenous #maoist #naxal #naxalite #UrbanNaxal

  10. Today is Birth Anniversary of #UrbanNaxal Raja Ram Mohan Roy. He fooled the ruling Imperialists into passing Naxal-friendly laws. It took many years after his death for them to realize it worked against their Divide and Rule Strategy… And then they Developed the Sanghis…

  11. What are you blabbering ...
    ---
    RT @[email protected]
    Additional #BonusOffer: For every #Libtard #Commie, #UrbanNaxal that #Pappistan takes, India will take back 50 persecuted Hindus.
    @BDUTT @harsh_mander @sagarikaghose @kavita_krishnan @ravishndtv etc etc will also be given handsome dowries to go settle in their natural homeland. twitter.com/madhukishwar/statu
    twitter.com/madhukishwar/statu

  12. @Pranavgupta Be careful. You will be termed and CRPF will hunt you down. :)
    Hello Bastar: The Untold Story Of India's Maoist Movement

  13. @Pranavgupta Be careful. You will be termed #urbannaxal and CRPF will hunt you down. :)
    Hello Bastar: The Untold Story Of India's Maoist Movement

  14. @Pranavgupta Be careful. You will be termed #urbannaxal and CRPF will hunt you down. :)
    Hello Bastar: The Untold Story Of India's Maoist Movement

  15. @Bhavika

    ◾ The Communist Party of India (M) has been officially listed as the 6th most dangerous terrorist organisation in the world.

    hindustantimes.com/india-news/

    ◾ BJP is the best thing that happened to India in a long time. Congress looks like a militant organisation compared to them.

    ◾ I don't think these parties - VHP, RSS, Bajrang Dal and Hindu Yuva Vahin are militants. They are rough and unrefined. But they represent the voice of a large section of people that the educated elite thinks don't exist.

    #JNU #India #UrbanNaxal #Leftwing #Rightwing

  16. CW: 🔸 The Profane story of India’s Rafale Deal :: An expose on the true behind the scenes events of the deal.🔸

    🔸 The Profane story of India’s Rafale Deal.🔸

    🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️

    India is in dire need of Jets. Out of the mandated 42 squadrons, the Indian Air Force (IAF) effectively has only 29. It is still making do with Mig-21s and Jaguars. Yes the same Jets that have been resigned to flight schools and museums. India doesn’t really spend much on defence. (But India shot down a Pakistani F-16 with a Modernised Mig-21, so atleast the pilots are in good shape.)

    🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️

    The Rafale Deal with Dassault Aviation, was an effort to replenish the IAF’s depleting Inventory. But this deal did not happen in one set of talks, but two.

    ▪️ Round 1 2013
    -----------------------------------
    The first round of talks by Congress govt, was for 126 jets in 2012. This deal required Dassault to manufacture 108 Rafale in a Hindustan Aeronautics Limited (HAL) facility with Technology Transfer. The french didn’t like this. With a breath that stunk like foul cheese they said:

    “Sacrebleu, Zis is Insaniteee, Je suis Desole, We khanot manufacture zis piece of art in your union riddled sweat shoppe. Mon Dieu. Take mee away fom zisss. ”

    They said if they were to manufacture it at HAL, they would not give warranty.

    This back and forth continued for sometime and three years passed. No deal, No jets. The cheese was in the curry, and people hated it.

    ▪️ Round 2 2016
    -----------------------------------
    Realising that the IAF, is now dangerously underarmed, Narendra Modi, the current Prime Minister did the unthinkable.

    He flew to France on a Sukhoi M-30, and landed onto a french chateau, where a grand orgy of French generals and Government officials was taking place. He barged inside and saw that the French were screwing each other, while eating rotten cheese and drinking wine. They barely noticed him.

    Until. Narendra Modi unzipped .. and pulled something HUGE out.

    There was pindrop silence in the room. You could hear a few wine glasses shattering and some blocks of cheese hitting the floor with a thud. “Mon Dieu” . They saw something. And they all wanted a piece of it. It looked big and sure to cause some pain, but they were up for it.

    Out from his just freshly unzipped dossier was a new deal.

    The new deal demanded only 36 French Manufactured Rafales with heavy customisations for India, delivery to start within 2 years, a weapons package and a performance logistics system.

    It had a slew of offsets that mandated that 50% of the deal amount will have to be spent in India. It should be used to manufacture/purchase defence equipment, and be invested in Research at DRDO(India).

    (The vehicle for this offset was a private partnership with Mukaesh Ambani’s Reliance Defence. It was called Dassault Reliance Aerospace Limited (DRAL). This entity arose after due legal process, tendering, bidding, market analysis etc.)

    The french loved the deal and gave their approval by holding hands and having a weak synchronised tantric orgasm.

    The Italian Rahul Gandhi saw photos of the event: Modi with naked french people and he burned with Jealousy. “So what if my shotgun is sawed off a little too much. Thats no reason to keep me out” he said. He vowed to take revenge for not being Invited and malign Modi with frivolous law suits.

    🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️

    I will soon post about how the media tried to distort the financials of the deal.

    Stay tuned and Boost if you liked it.

    Hope the French users don't rile up a storm coz of my crass, unfunny humour.

    #JNU #Leftwing #Rightwing #Bhakt #UrbanNaxal #India #Ayodhya #Rafale #Rafaledeal

  17. CW: 🔸 The Profane story of India’s Rafale Deal :: An expose on the true behind the scenes events of the deal.🔸

    🔸 The Profane story of India’s Rafale Deal.🔸

    🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️

    India is in dire need of Jets. Out of the mandated 42 squadrons, the Indian Air Force (IAF) effectively has only 29. It is still making do with Mig-21s and Jaguars. Yes the same Jets that have been resigned to flight schools and museums. India doesn’t really spend much on defence. (But India shot down a Pakistani F-16 with a Modernised Mig-21, so atleast the pilots are in good shape.)

    🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️

    The Rafale Deal with Dassault Aviation, was an effort to replenish the IAF’s depleting Inventory. But this deal did not happen in one set of talks, but two.

    ▪️ Round 1 2013
    -----------------------------------
    The first round of talks by Congress govt, was for 126 jets in 2012. This deal required Dassault to manufacture 108 Rafale in a Hindustan Aeronautics Limited (HAL) facility with Technology Transfer. The french didn’t like this. With a breath that stunk like foul cheese they said:

    “Sacrebleu, Zis is Insaniteee, Je suis Desole, We khanot manufacture zis piece of art in your union riddled sweat shoppe. Mon Dieu. Take mee away fom zisss. ”

    They said if they were to manufacture it at HAL, they would not give warranty.

    This back and forth continued for sometime and three years passed. No deal, No jets. The cheese was in the curry, and people hated it.

    ▪️ Round 2 2016
    -----------------------------------
    Realising that the IAF, is now dangerously underarmed, Narendra Modi, the current Prime Minister did the unthinkable.

    He flew to France on a Sukhoi M-30, and landed onto a french chateau, where a grand orgy of French generals and Government officials was taking place. He barged inside and saw that the French were screwing each other, while eating rotten cheese and drinking wine. They barely noticed him.

    Until. Narendra Modi unzipped .. and pulled something HUGE out.

    There was pindrop silence in the room. You could hear a few wine glasses shattering and some blocks of cheese hitting the floor with a thud. “Mon Dieu” . They saw something. And they all wanted a piece of it. It looked big and sure to cause some pain, but they were up for it.

    Out from his just freshly unzipped dossier was a new deal.

    The new deal demanded only 36 French Manufactured Rafales with heavy customisations for India, delivery to start within 2 years, a weapons package and a performance logistics system.

    It had a slew of offsets that mandated that 50% of the deal amount will have to be spent in India. It should be used to manufacture/purchase defence equipment, and be invested in Research at DRDO(India).

    (The vehicle for this offset was a private partnership with Mukaesh Ambani’s Reliance Defence. It was called Dassault Reliance Aerospace Limited (DRAL). This entity arose after due legal process, tendering, bidding, market analysis etc.)

    The french loved the deal and gave their approval by holding hands and having a weak synchronised tantric orgasm.

    The Italian Rahul Gandhi saw photos of the event: Modi with naked french people and he burned with Jealousy. “So what if my shotgun is sawed off a little too much. Thats no reason to keep me out” he said. He vowed to take revenge for not being Invited and malign Modi with frivolous law suits.

    🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️ 🛩️

    I will soon post about how the media tried to distort the financials of the deal.

    Stay tuned and Boost if you liked it.

    Hope the French users don't rile up a storm coz of my crass, unfunny humour.

    #JNU #Leftwing #Rightwing #Bhakt #UrbanNaxal #India #Ayodhya #Rafale #Rafaledeal

  18. Naxal Influence in India.

    #UrbanNaxal is a term derrived from the #Naxal terrorist movement.

    It was powered by the 6th largest terrorist organization in The world - The communist party of India (ML)

  19. Naxal Influence in India.

    #UrbanNaxal is a term derrived from the #Naxal terrorist movement.

    It was powered by the 6th largest terrorist organization in The world - The communist party of India (ML)

  20. On todays episode of “Know Your HashTag”

    #UrbanNaxal

    Origin - India
    Quality - Derogatory, Anti-National, Bigoted
    Commonly used by - Indian Right wing

    First lets understand what a Naxal is.

    Naxalites are a breakaway faction of the Communist Party of India Marxist that decided to take up arms against the Indian Government in the name of protecting the poor. The arms were supplied by China, and were obviously an unsuccesfull attempt at breaking up the Indian Union.

    It has to be noted that the Naxals arose out of the need of the protection of rights of certain Indigenous people that werw loosing their livelihoods due to India Industrialising(Chinese didn’t like this). But it also should be observed that the Naxalite Movement didn’t help the very people they set out to help and would often burn their houses and rape their women. It was the very same poor people that ratted these Naxals out for carrying out the Chinese agenda on Indian soil.

    Wanna know more about Communist Party of India(Marxist - Leninist) ? - It is the 6th most dangerous terrorist organization.

    opindia.com/2019/11/maoists-in

    Wanna know more about Naxals and CPI(ML) — GYIF

    So what is an UrbanNaxal?

    Originally the UrbanNaxal were urbanites that would provide the naxals with technological, financial and ideological support.

    economictimes.indiatimes.com/n

    But on the Interwebs we define and UrbanNaxal as -:

    1. Someone who hides behind the facade of liberalism while secretly propagating sectarian views.

    2. Someone who distorts facts and statistics to paint a false picture of the current scenario.

    3. A rich person that has lost touch with the ground reality, and yet tries to dictate what is best for the poor.

    4. People who talk about revolution with wine glasses in their hand, while the poor drink water out of plastic bags.

    5. People who hate the Idea of #Hindu Identity as they want India to always be subdued to western influences.

    6. Ideological Terrorists that misinform people for the benefit of few corrupt political parties.

    Basically a Wine Glass Revolutionary

    #Communist #rightwing #leftwing #India #Ayodhya #supremecourt #hindu #muslim #mastadon

    Feel free to extend this discussion

  21. On todays episode of “Know Your HashTag”

    #UrbanNaxal

    Origin - India
    Quality - Derogatory, Anti-National, Bigoted
    Commonly used by - Indian Right wing

    First lets understand what a Naxal is.

    Naxalites are a breakaway faction of the Communist Party of India Marxist that decided to take up arms against the Indian Government in the name of protecting the poor. The arms were supplied by China, and were obviously an unsuccesfull attempt at breaking up the Indian Union.

    It has to be noted that the Naxals arose out of the need of the protection of rights of certain Indigenous people that werw loosing their livelihoods due to India Industrialising(Chinese didn’t like this). But it also should be observed that the Naxalite Movement didn’t help the very people they set out to help and would often burn their houses and rape their women. It was the very same poor people that ratted these Naxals out for carrying out the Chinese agenda on Indian soil.

    Wanna know more about Communist Party of India(Marxist - Leninist) ? - It is the 6th most dangerous terrorist organization.

    opindia.com/2019/11/maoists-in

    Wanna know more about Naxals and CPI(ML) — GYIF

    So what is an UrbanNaxal?

    Originally the UrbanNaxal were urbanites that would provide the naxals with technological, financial and ideological support.

    economictimes.indiatimes.com/n

    But on the Interwebs we define and UrbanNaxal as -:

    1. Someone who hides behind the facade of liberalism while secretly propagating sectarian views.

    2. Someone who distorts facts and statistics to paint a false picture of the current scenario.

    3. A rich person that has lost touch with the ground reality, and yet tries to dictate what is best for the poor.

    4. People who talk about revolution with wine glasses in their hand, while the poor drink water out of plastic bags.

    5. People who hate the Idea of #Hindu Identity as they want India to always be subdued to western influences.

    6. Ideological Terrorists that misinform people for the benefit of few corrupt political parties.

    Basically a Wine Glass Revolutionary

    #Communist #rightwing #leftwing #India #Ayodhya #supremecourt #hindu #muslim #mastadon

    Feel free to extend this discussion

  22. Okay. First day on #Mastodon, and I got called an #UrbanNaxal for tweeting #Faiz. Wasn't this not supposed to happen here?