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  1. CW: NSFW stained messy pullup

    I edited the blowout out of the image because I like the stain and think it should be the focus hehe #poopypullups #laxatives #scat #abdl #diaperwriting

  2. CW: NSFW stained messy pullup and Blowout

    Might want to stay back! (took 3 Dulcolax and hell let loose ₍ᐢ>⸝⸝⚇⸝⸝<ᐢ₎) #poopypullups #laxatives #scat #blowout #abdl #diaperwriting

  3. Common Digestive Drug May Help Ease Depression and Brain Fog

    Many people recover from depression but continue to struggle with lingering symptoms such as memory problems, poor concentration…
    #NewsBeep #News #Health #Brain #cognition #cognitivedecline #depression #digestivecondition #digestivedrug #GB #guthealth #laxatives #Memory #Mentalhealth #study #symptoms #UK #UnitedKingdom
    newsbeep.com/uk/699994/

  4. Dear Friends of all that is good, bad and inn #different 😉

    As we now may know:
    - Not every orange turd and its #laxatives is what it seems. Then again...
    - I am suspiciosly more #capable due to EVERYONES kind efforts. Thanks!
    - Every day I wake up kind. Then I kick into real world mode and Nazis end up sored. Will try to do better
    - Family meal today. Will bring out the best #gruel

    Have a great day everyone. I don't deserve it. You might well do...

    🥰 :agummyhug: :mastodance:

  5. Dear Friends of all that is good, bad and inn #different 😉

    As we now may know:
    - Not every orange turd and its #laxatives is what it seems. Then again...
    - I am suspiciosly more #capable due to EVERYONES kind efforts. Thanks!
    - Every day I wake up kind. Then I kick into real world mode and Nazis end up sored. Will try to do better
    - Family meal today. Will bring out the best #gruel

    Have a great day everyone. I don't deserve it. You might well do...

    🥰 :agummyhug: :mastodance:

  6. Dear Friends of all that is good, bad and inn #different 😉

    As we now may know:
    - Not every orange turd and its #laxatives is what it seems. Then again...
    - I am suspiciosly more #capable due to EVERYONES kind efforts. Thanks!
    - Every day I wake up kind. Then I kick into real world mode and Nazis end up sored. Will try to do better
    - Family meal today. Will bring out the best #gruel

    Have a great day everyone. I don't deserve it. You might well do...

    🥰 :agummyhug: :mastodance:

  7. Better Constipation Cures. The Brits now tell us that they have some better remedies for the world’s constipation woes and they don’t include high fiber diets or harsh laxatives. #constipation #fiber #laxatives #water #grains #fruit
    instagram.com/p/DQdmkOKCSjm/

  8. Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

    A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    C: I'll have the sub.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

    W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

    D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

    W: You cannot have a plate.

    D: What?

    W: It comes in a bowl.

    D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

    W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

    #ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense

  9. Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

    A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    C: I'll have the sub.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

    W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

    D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

    W: You cannot have a plate.

    D: What?

    W: It comes in a bowl.

    D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

    W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

    #ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense

  10. Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

    A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    C: I'll have the sub.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

    W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

    D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

    W: You cannot have a plate.

    D: What?

    W: It comes in a bowl.

    D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

    W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

    #ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense

  11. Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

    A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    C: I'll have the sub.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

    W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

    D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

    W: You cannot have a plate.

    D: What?

    W: It comes in a bowl.

    D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

    W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

    #ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense

  12. Tomorrow is colonoscopy day (the fun of getting older!). So just know that while you're enjoying hanging out and watching the Super Bowl (or Puppy Bowl if that's your thing), while chowing down on wings and beer, my day won't be as fun. I'll be fasting all day and spending the evening (into the night) making the bathroom my new man cave! 🧻🚽

    Wish me luck and let the fun begin! 😂

    💩

  13. Tomorrow is colonoscopy day (the fun of getting older!). So just know that while you're enjoying hanging out and watching the Super Bowl (or Puppy Bowl if that's your thing), while chowing down on wings and beer, my day won't be as fun. I'll be fasting all day and spending the evening (into the night) making the bathroom my new man cave! 🧻🚽

    Wish me luck and let the fun begin! 😂

    #livingthedream #mmmlaxatives #bathroomhumor #toilet #laxatives #poop #sirpoopsalot 💩 #colonoscopy #colonoscopyprep

  14. Tomorrow is colonoscopy day (the fun of getting older!). So just know that while you're enjoying hanging out and watching the Super Bowl (or Puppy Bowl if that's your thing), while chowing down on wings and beer, my day won't be as fun. I'll be fasting all day and spending the evening (into the night) making the bathroom my new man cave! 🧻🚽

    Wish me luck and let the fun begin! 😂

    #livingthedream #mmmlaxatives #bathroomhumor #toilet #laxatives #poop #sirpoopsalot 💩 #colonoscopy #colonoscopyprep