#laxative — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #laxative, aggregated by home.social.
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"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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Accurate.
✅ From #Trump’s presidency to waiting for the #laxative to kick in: Edith Pritchett’s week in #Venn diagrams
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/picture/2025/jan/13/from-trumps-presidency-to-waiting-for-the-laxative-to-kick-in-edith-pritchetts-week-in-venn-diagrams-cartoon
