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  1. Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

    A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    C: I'll have the sub.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

    W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

    D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

    W: You cannot have a plate.

    D: What?

    W: It comes in a bowl.

    D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

    W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

    #ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense

  2. Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

    A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    C: I'll have the sub.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

    W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

    D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

    W: You cannot have a plate.

    D: What?

    W: It comes in a bowl.

    D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

    W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

    #ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense

  3. Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

    A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    C: I'll have the sub.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

    W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

    D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

    W: You cannot have a plate.

    D: What?

    W: It comes in a bowl.

    D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

    W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

    #ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense

  4. Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

    A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    C: I'll have the sub.

    W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

    D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

    W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

    D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

    W: You cannot have a plate.

    D: What?

    W: It comes in a bowl.

    D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

    W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

    #ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense