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  1. 🎉 Oh, joy! Another thrilling day in the life of a programmer chasing bugs in #LLVM #RISC-V while pretending to be Sherlock Holmes. 🔍 The article takes us on a wild ride through benchmarks and code tweaks, but spoiler alert: we still don't really care. 📉
    blog.kaving.me/blog/tracking-d #programmerlife #bugchasing #SherlockHolmes #codebenchmarks #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Wow, someone decided to sprinkle a dash of #metaprogramming on C# and call it a day. 🤯 Because clearly, what developers needed was more compile-time #wizardry to confuse future archaeologists trying to decipher ancient codebases. 🔮✨
    github.com/sebastienros/compti #CSharp #developerhumor #compiletime #codearchaeology #HackerNews #ngated

  3. Wow, someone decided to sprinkle a dash of #metaprogramming on C# and call it a day. 🤯 Because clearly, what developers needed was more compile-time #wizardry to confuse future archaeologists trying to decipher ancient codebases. 🔮✨
    github.com/sebastienros/compti #CSharp #developerhumor #compiletime #codearchaeology #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🎉 Behold, the holy grail of nerd nostalgia—a digital museum of Unix evolution! Dive into this glorified research paper, because who doesn't want to spend their afternoon drowning in 44 years of code archaeology? 🏺✨ Remember, citing this draft is a crime against academia. 📚🚫
    spinellis.gr/pubs/conf/2015-MS #UnixEvolution #DigitalMuseum #CodeArchaeology #NerdNostalgia #TechHistory #HackerNews #ngated

  5. They say,

    an old Perl script still runs after 25 years,
    somewhere deep in a server.

    No docs, no author, no tests
    — yet it hums through the night to keep production alive.

    Born in 1987, Perl once wired the early web and silent servers.

    “TMTOWTDI” — freedom’s beauty, a whisper of chaos.

    DX can’t replace what no one dares to understand.

    Honor the code that never died.

    #Perl #LegacyCode #DX #SysAdmin #OldSchoolTech #CodeArchaeology

  6. 🚀 WOW, a groundbreaking discovery: dynamically-typed languages are for when you want to turn your code into a cryptic puzzle for future devs to decipher 🔍🤔. Who knew that making software that lasts was less about maintainability and more about providing endless job security for code archaeologists? 📜💼
    unplannedobsolescence.com/blog #dynamicallyTypedLanguages #softwareDevelopment #codeMaintainability #jobSecurity #codeArchaeologists #HackerNews #ngated

  7. 🚀 Behold! The pinnacle of human achievement: squeezing an entire Lisp interpreter into a mere 750 lines of Odin! 🤯 Meanwhile, your project still can’t compile without a 1,000-line README. 🙈 And don’t miss the riveting drama of this masterpiece’s #migration to #Forgejo. 🍿
    github.com/krig/LISP #LispInterpreter #OdinProject #CodeAchievement #HackerNews #ngated

  8. 🐇🚀 Apparently, some brave souls think #Git needs a new "bundle-URI" feature to spice things up. Expect a riveting saga of tech heroics that culminates in a microscopic code patch nobody asked for. Next time, maybe just try turning it off and on again? 🤦‍♂️💾
    blog.gitbutler.com/going-down- #Bundle-URI #TechHeroics #CodePatch #DeveloperHumor #TechSaga #HackerNews #ngated

  9. I made a thing: scroll-driven, almost pure #CSS infinite circular gallery rotation - check it out on @codepen
    codepen.io/thebabydino/pen/XJr

    Using scroll-driven animations and the tiniest bit of JS for the infinity part of it.

    Made with 🖤 for this week's #CodePenChallenge.

    cc @bramus

    #SVG #cssGrid #scrollAnimation #filter #svgFilter #cssFilter #cssLayout #3D #cssTransforms #code #coding #frontend #web #dev #webDev #webDevelopment

  10. If you're a patron on Patreon, then you may have seen the solution over a year ago. Here it is now public for everyone to see on @codepen: codepen.io/thebabydino/pen/rNq

    Also an entry for this week's #CodePenChallenge (scroll snapping).

    #scroll #scrollAnimation #scrollEffect #diagonal #angled #code #coding #pureCSS #CSS #frontend #CodePen #web #webDev #wbDevelopment #dev #cats #bigCat

  11. #CodingIsSocial 🫂

    "The Future of Software Development is Software Developers"

    Of course it is. And it is for anyone who can write a neat script or a macro, hack a nice little website together, selfhost that infra, and do all the countless other creative things that happen in any good #FreeSoftware development lifecycle.

    codemanship.wordpress.com/2025

    #SX #FSDL #Socialcoding

  12. #CodingIsSocial 🫂

    "The Future of Software Development is Software Developers"

    Of course it is. And it is for anyone who can write a neat script or a macro, hack a nice little website together, selfhost that infra, and do all the countless other creative things that happen in any good #FreeSoftware development lifecycle.

    codemanship.wordpress.com/2025

    #SX #FSDL #Socialcoding

  13. #CodingIsSocial 🫂

    "The Future of Software Development is Software Developers"

    Of course it is. And it is for anyone who can write a neat script or a macro, hack a nice little website together, selfhost that infra, and do all the countless other creative things that happen in any good #FreeSoftware development lifecycle.

    codemanship.wordpress.com/2025

    #SX #FSDL #Socialcoding

  14. #CodingIsSocial 🫂

    "The Future of Software Development is Software Developers"

    Of course it is. And it is for anyone who can write a neat script or a macro, hack a nice little website together, selfhost that infra, and do all the countless other creative things that happen in any good #FreeSoftware development lifecycle.

    codemanship.wordpress.com/2025

    #SX #FSDL #Socialcoding

  15. #CodingIsSocial 🫂

    "The Future of Software Development is Software Developers"

    Of course it is. And it is for anyone who can write a neat script or a macro, hack a nice little website together, selfhost that infra, and do all the countless other creative things that happen in any good #FreeSoftware development lifecycle.

    codemanship.wordpress.com/2025

    #SX #FSDL #Socialcoding

  16. Breaking 🚨: The future of software development is...wait for it...software developers! 🤯 After 43 years, the secret's out! We're told that contrary to '90s prophecies, the programming apocalypse was a false alarm. Keep coding, folks, you're not obsolete yet! 👨‍💻🔮
    codemanship.wordpress.com/2025 #futureofdevelopment #softwaredevelopers #codingnotobsolete #technews #programmingapocalypse #HackerNews #ngated

  17. 😆 Oh boy, comparing AI-generated apps to UFOs is like asking why your toaster doesn't conquer the universe! Clearly, the galaxy of AI is as empty as the promises in a startup pitch. 🚀✨ Instead of finding new apps, maybe just find a better lunch buddy. 🍔💻
    codemanship.wordpress.com/2025 #AIApps #Humor #StartupCulture #TechSatire #LunchBuddy #HackerNews #ngated