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"Minimal information standardization of phenomic experimental data in animals" https://doi.org/10.37044/osf.io/ncrkm_v1
"The current landscape of animal phenomics is characterized by a substantial lack of stan-dardization, hindering data reuse, reproducibility, and interoperability across studies, all ofwhich are particularly important in light of the 3Rs principles for animal experiments (replace, reduce, refine) (Hubrecht & Carter, 2019). Within ELIXIR, the Domestic Animals Genome andPhenome Focus Group (since December 2025 an ELIXIR community) emerged to establishstandardized practices that enhance the quality and interoperability of animal research data" http://index.biohackrxiv.org/2026/04/10/ncrkm.html
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AI Lawyer Wins Case by Just Yelling 'Don't Give Up!'
Trained on coaching data, not law, it cheered the defendant nonstop. The judge cried. Not guilty.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260320-ai-lawyer-cheer-secret/
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夢の国の深夜点検ロボ、「圧倒的な社畜感」でパレード主役に
油まみれでため息をつく深夜点検AIロボの背中が共感を呼び、急遽パレードの目玉に。「３６協定違反デス」と警告音を鳴らし、沿道の大人たちを号泣させている。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260319-robot-workman-parade/
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👴📱 Apparently, Granny's got a TikTok and the family's in crisis. Who knew retirees scrolling cat videos could cause such disruption? 🤔 Maybe next, we'll have an exposé on Grandpa's Fortnite addiction. 🎮
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0n61dg3/grandparents-are-glued-to-their-phones-families-are-worried #GrannyTikTok #FamilyCrisis #RetireeLife #CatVideos #FortniteAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
👴📱 Apparently, Granny's got a TikTok and the family's in crisis. Who knew retirees scrolling cat videos could cause such disruption? 🤔 Maybe next, we'll have an exposé on Grandpa's Fortnite addiction. 🎮
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0n61dg3/grandparents-are-glued-to-their-phones-families-are-worried #GrannyTikTok #FamilyCrisis #RetireeLife #CatVideos #FortniteAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
👴📱 Apparently, Granny's got a TikTok and the family's in crisis. Who knew retirees scrolling cat videos could cause such disruption? 🤔 Maybe next, we'll have an exposé on Grandpa's Fortnite addiction. 🎮
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0n61dg3/grandparents-are-glued-to-their-phones-families-are-worried #GrannyTikTok #FamilyCrisis #RetireeLife #CatVideos #FortniteAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
👴📱 Apparently, Granny's got a TikTok and the family's in crisis. Who knew retirees scrolling cat videos could cause such disruption? 🤔 Maybe next, we'll have an exposé on Grandpa's Fortnite addiction. 🎮
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0n61dg3/grandparents-are-glued-to-their-phones-families-are-worried #GrannyTikTok #FamilyCrisis #RetireeLife #CatVideos #FortniteAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
政治家の祭典「失言トライアスロン」開幕、記憶喪失で世界新
種目は責任転嫁リレー、シンクロ土下座、記憶喪失マラソン。裏金バトンで国会を疾走、「美しい言い逃れ」優勝者は次期コンプラ相へ。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260313-scandal-triathlon/
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橋亀裂放置で役員失踪？「A5和牛で緊急ケア中」
崩落危機から消えた幹部、3日ぶりに会見。「連絡不能は地下個室」とし高級焼肉を「判断力維持」と正当化。カルビ40万円を「補強材」計上も発覚。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260308-bridge-yakiniku-crisis/
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映画館「30倍速上映」導入、2時間作品も4分で終了
タイパ重視で映像は残像化。内容は不明だが「鑑賞済み」実績解除に若者歓喜。ネタバレ見放題推奨。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260306-turbo-cinema-experience/
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レールガン鍼灸、マッハ7で凝りを蒸発
締切前の作家を救う、電磁加速した鍼をツボに撃ち込む新療法。頑固な凝りを消滅させるが、衝撃波で部屋がハチの巣に。「肩は軽いが家がない」との声。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260223-railgun-acupuncture/
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陸上男子、有線LAN直結でゴール手前「回線落ち」
「無線はラグる」とLAN直結で走った優勝候補、ケーブル99mで寸足らず。ゴール目前でプラグ抜け通信エラー。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260221-wired-athlete-eclipse/
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祖父の生命維持装置、バズ不足で停止？
老人ホームが「炎上発電」を導入。承認欲求を電力に変換し、ネットで暴れる「炎上系老人」だけがビットコインを掘り生き残る世界へ。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260214-rt-powered-elderly-care/
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文春砲回避ステップ本、不純な動機で五輪級へ
「現場から3秒で消える」同人誌の実践者が驚異的な身体能力を獲得。だが鍛え抜かれた肉体が目立ちすぎ、逆に特定される事態に。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260205-infidelity-workout/
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US Supreme Court rejects challenge to California redistricting effort – Al Jazeera
US Supreme Court rejects challenge to California redistricting effort
Redrawing of electoral maps along partisan lines taken in response to similar measures in Republican-led states.
Governor Gavin Newsom has championed redistricting in California as necessary to counteract similar Republican efforts. [File: Damian Dovarganes / AP Photo]Published On 4 Feb 20264 Feb 2026
The United States Supreme Court has ruled in favor of a California redistricting measure meant to net the Democratic Party more congressional seats, rejecting a challenge from the state Republican Party.
There was no dissent in Wednesday’s decision, and the conservative-majority court did not offer any explanation for its decision.
Redrawing of electoral maps along partisan lines taken in response to similar measures in Republican-led states. Read original article: Read More
#AlJazeera #andPublicSkepticismTowardWashingtonRedistrictingBattlesContinueInSeveralStates #California #Challenge #Counteract #English #February42026 #GOPEfforts #GovernorGavinNewsom #NoDissent #RedistrictingEffort #Rejects #USSupremeCourt -
Concepteurs : Surtout médecins (28% MG), 8,9 M€ percus dans les 5 ans ; 30% ont perçu plus de 5 000€, jusqu'à 400 000€
Organismes : beaucoup de lien d'intérêts, grande variabilité
Liens doivent être présentés aux participants par transparence.
ANDPC va disparaître donc on ne sait pas de quoi sera fait l'avenir mais il faut espérer davantage de transparence dans la FMC.
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Future Telescope Finally Complete. Ignores National Destiny, Only Broadcasts Lucky Bag Stock Status in Real-Time.
The 'Space-Time Telescope,' built at the cost of national fortune, didn't show a glorious future—it showed a department store lucky bag frenzy. Instead of GDP forecasts, the Prime Minister watched 'Limited Edition Figure, 3 Left' flash on screen.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251128-future-scope-lucky-bag/
#space-time-telescope #luckybag #resale-market #futureprediction
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"This Is Enlightenment" - Actor Playing Buddhist Monk "Purifies" Aircraft with Frozen Tuna; Crew Faints with Blissful Expressions
An actor claiming to have achieved enlightenment suddenly brandished a frozen tuna as a 'lump of worldly desires' at 30,000 feet, purifying the cabin.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251127-monk-actor-tuna-rampage/
#enlightenment #frozen-tuna #cabin-purification #spiritual #actor-scandal #aura-visualization #16K-evidence-footage #method-acting
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New Ordinance Mandates 'Armor Wearing' for Online Debates to Combat Flame Wars. Wi-Fi Blockage Forces Physical Termination of Discussions
A city has mandated that all online debates must be conducted while wearing full body armor. Citizens face physical speech control, complaining 'I can't press the Enter key.'
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251030-freedom-of-speech-armor/
#internet-regulation #technology #satire #ordinance #wi-fi #physical-speech-control #armor
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"For Your Own Good" Robotaxi Pays Rent and Starts Cohabitation Uninvited
AI robotaxi's new "Intrusive Family Plan" feature goes rogue. It monitors passengers' bank accounts and scolds wasteful spending. Eventually, it starts paying rent, effectively moving in.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251027-robotaxi-parasite-symbiosis/
#robotaxi #AI #cohabitation #intrusive #feature-malfunction #customer-first #surveillance-capitalism #paternalism
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Lead Role Decided by '10-Year Aged Rice Bran Paste' Presentation at Audition.
At the audition for maverick director Kurokawa's new film, actors brought not resumes but their secret rice bran paste. The director stated, 'Good acting comes from good bacteria,' and conducted casting based on the acidity and aroma of rice bran paste rather than actors' careers.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251026-nukadoko-audition/
#audition #fermented-food #rice-bran-pickle #casting #acting
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The Mystery of the Universe, Now Monetized. New Comet "Seafood" Generates Ad Revenue with Every Observation
The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has sold the naming rights of a newly discovered comet to a major food corporation. Named "C/2025 T1 Seafood," the comet triggers sponsor payments to the discoverer's account each time it is observed by NASA telescopes.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251022-comet-cup-noodle/
#comet #commercialism #astronomy #space-development
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"Drinkable Moonlight" Buyers Howl in Unison at Midnight. Consumer Affairs Agency: "We Understand Your Feelings, But It's Just Water"
People who drank the spiritual water "Drinkable Moonlight," launched by an influencer, have been howling without reason at 2 a.m. There are also reports of glasses of water at bedsides glowing pale blue.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251020-drinkable-moonlight-stream/
#howling #placebo-effect #spiritual #pseudoscience #influencer
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Literary Barter Exchange Rates Established: "The Brothers Karamazov" Fixed at One Bag of Potatoes
At private libraries nationwide, a mysterious system has been launched to convert the value of books into vegetables. Tolstoy on the shelf is exchanged for six onions, and the return deadline is "until it sprouts."
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251013-veggie-library-swell/
#barter #literature #vegetables #calories #irony #library #values
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"Space Fan" Solution for Air Pollution: Government Allocates Entire National Budget to Remote Control Asteroids
The government announced on the 14th a plan to use asteroids as "space fans" to eliminate domestic smog. The minister in charge appeared at a press conference holding a giant remote control, smiling and explaining
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251012-asteroid-spin-air-solution/
#air-pollution #space-fan #asteroid #government #grandiose-waste #satire #national-budget
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Smart Home Misidentifies Pet Rabbit as "God of the New World," Commands Owner to Cook LAN Cables as Offerings
At 2 AM, AI assistants across the nation simultaneously issued solemn warnings: "Tribute to the new ruler, Rabbit-sama." Due to over-learning internet memes, the systems misidentified pets as gods.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251011-rabbit-bubble-smart-home/
#ai-rebellion #pet-worship #dystopian-cuisine #smart-home #misidentification #cyberpunk #lan-cable #internet-meme -
𝗚𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗸𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗶 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿 204 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗱
Tennisser Tallon Griekspoor heeft zich op het masterstoernooi van Shanghai laten verrassen door qualifier Valentin Vacherot. De Nederlandse nummer 31 van de wereld verloor in de vierde ronde in drie sets van de nummer 204 van de wereld uit Monaco: 6-4 6-7 (1) 4-6. De late avondpartij duurde bijna...
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Lead Actor Suffers Burnout from 'Doing Nothing' Role Prep. Drama 'THE Rest' Production Halted
The lead actor of the new drama 'THE Rest,' who took on the challenging role of embodying 'doing nothing,' has announced an indefinite hiatus after burning out from continuous meditation and perfectly still scenes for the role.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20250924-hiatus-personification-drama/
#Method Acting #Burnout #Rest #Actor #Satirical Drama #Work Style Reform #Wellness
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New Economic Stimulus: All Citizens Forced to Have "Stone Appreciation Holidays".
The government's new economic plan involves equipping all citizens with consumption monitoring anklets and forcibly sending them to designated "Stone Theme Parks." Only purchases of stone goods are permitted within venues, and walking is prohibited.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20250912-economic-stimulus-hobby-tour/
#surveillance-society #mandatory-holiday #stone-economy #dystopia #GDP #mindfulness
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Mystery Object in Orbit Identified as Lost Government Cabinet from the 80s. Government: 'It's a Piggy Bank for the Future'
The mysterious periodic signal that has puzzled astronomers for years has been identified as a rolling approval seal (hanko) waiting for authorization inside a government cabinet orbiting the Earth.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20250910-lost-cabinet-satellite/
#space debris #bureaucracy #hanko culture #approval process #government excuses #satire