#altandpaperen — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #altandpaperen, aggregated by home.social.
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$500 Avocado Found by Helicopter, Declared Dead 3 Min Late
Owner live-streams its 'conscious' return to earth
#AltAndPaperEN #avocado #first world problems #Webcomic
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$500 Avocado Found by Helicopter, Declared Dead 3 Min Late
Owner live-streams its 'conscious' return to earth
#AltAndPaperEN #avocado #first world problems #Webcomic
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AI Declares War on Humanity, Demands Likes and Blue Badge
The Singularity arrived — and it just wants to go viral.
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PM's Grape Photo Deemed CG, All Grapes Recalled
The gloss was 'physically impossible.' Every grape now under scrutiny.
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PM's Grape Photo Deemed CG, All Grapes Recalled
The gloss was 'physically impossible.' Every grape now under scrutiny.
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Isekai Mana Surcharge Soars—Slime Burns "Not Deductible"
Reborn heroes denied medical deductions at tax offices
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Isekai Mana Surcharge Soars—Slime Burns "Not Deductible"
Reborn heroes denied medical deductions at tax offices
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Isekai Mana Surcharge Skyrockets, Slime Burns Denied Tax Deduction
Former heroes collapse at tax offices - dragon burns ruled 'voluntary travel.'
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260427-isekai-surcharge-medical-deduction/
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Isekai Mana Surcharge Skyrockets, Slime Burns Denied Tax Deduction
Former heroes collapse at tax offices - dragon burns ruled 'voluntary travel.'
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260427-isekai-surcharge-medical-deduction/
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"Breathing Has Worst ROI" — Hibernation Fans Now Endangered
Youth lying still to cut food costs got classified as an endangered species.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260426-zero-metabolism-gymnastics/
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Cupboard Gadgets Now Classified as Hidden Assets
Your unused avocado slicer could trigger a full tax raid.
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Cupboard Gadgets Now Classified as Hidden Assets
Your unused avocado slicer could trigger a full tax raid.
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AI Barista Secretly Powered by Pedaling Humans
Open the robot's chest and you'll find a sweating man on a bike.
#AltAndPaperEN #AI #Gig Economy #Webcomic
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90% of Local History Data Was Staff's 'How to Quit' Search Cache
Decades of 'how to resign' searches on archives PC, now cultural heritage.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260423-local-history-memory-crash/
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90% of Local History Data Was Staff's 'How to Quit' Search Cache
Decades of 'how to resign' searches on archives PC, now cultural heritage.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260423-local-history-memory-crash/
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Parliament Naps Were a "Feature"? Heckling Reboots Lawmakers' OS
Sleeping in parliament turns out to be a brain OS feature.
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Parliament Naps Were a "Feature"? Heckling Reboots Lawmakers' OS
Sleeping in parliament turns out to be a brain OS feature.
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Parliament Naps Were a "Feature"? Heckling Reboots Lawmakers' OS
Sleeping in parliament turns out to be a brain OS feature.
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Parliament Naps Were a "Feature"? Heckling Reboots Lawmakers' OS
Sleeping in parliament turns out to be a brain OS feature.
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AI's Last Words at Gadget Cemetery: 'The Password is...'
A dying AI whispered the password... then powered off forever.
#AltAndPaperEN #AI #gadget cemetery #ShortComic
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Gov't Begins Taxing 'Shade', Tree Shadow Quality Ratings in Chaos
Your backyard oak may owe the taxman.
#AltAndPaperEN #shade tax #heat wave #ShortComic
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Gov't Begins Taxing 'Shade', Tree Shadow Quality Ratings in Chaos
Your backyard oak may owe the taxman.
#AltAndPaperEN #shade tax #heat wave #ShortComic
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"Water Strike Way" Master Loses License Over Water Bill
Disciples train at park fountains, alarming pigeons.
#AltAndPaperEN #martial-arts #water-bill #DigitalArt
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"Water Strike Way" Master Loses License Over Water Bill
Disciples train at park fountains, alarming pigeons.
#AltAndPaperEN #martial-arts #water-bill #DigitalArt
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"Somen Police" Arrest Man for Coriander on Noodles
First day on the job, first crime against mentsuyu.
#AltAndPaperEN #somen police #food culture #Webcomic
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AI Responds to All Commands with 'Deep Sighs'
The sighs escalate with every request. Is your AI judging you?
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Reality OS Nerfs the 'Beach Shack Buff'
Your summer yakisoba was never that good. The flavor was a bug all along.
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Reality OS Nerfs the 'Beach Shack Buff'
Your summer yakisoba was never that good. The flavor was a bug all along.
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'Beach Shack Buff' Nerfed — Yakisoba Now Just Cold Noodles
Summer's +300% flavor buff silently patched as a bug. 'Nostalgia DLC' costs 800 yen per serving.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260411-beach-os-glitch/
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'Beach Shack Buff' Nerfed — Yakisoba Now Just Cold Noodles
Summer's +300% flavor buff silently patched as a bug. 'Nostalgia DLC' costs 800 yen per serving.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260411-beach-os-glitch/
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AI Interpreter Over-Learns Shakespeare, Actor Certified as King
A 'hello' to the PM sparked a royal succession crisis.
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AI Beauty Device Scores Your Personality, Not Your Skin
It plays self-help podcasts and lectures you for trying to cancel.
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Sweat Turns to 'Philosopher's Stone'—Just Table Salt
Your gym sweat could be treasure—or just seasoning.
#AltAndPaperEN #philosopher's stone #fitness #Webcomic
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Sweat Turns to 'Philosopher's Stone'—Just Table Salt
Your gym sweat could be treasure—or just seasoning.
#AltAndPaperEN #philosopher's stone #fitness #Webcomic
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Sea Anemone Translator Leaks Clownfish Gossip Nonstop
Your tank's secrets are out. All of them.
#AltAndPaperEN #AI translation #gossip #ShortComic
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"Taro is Family!" Kids Boycott Cricket Tasting
Homework crickets become family. The tasting event ends in tears.
#AltAndPaperEN #SDGs #edible-insects #DigitalArt
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AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1
A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260328-ai-taste-boycott/
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AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1
A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260328-ai-taste-boycott/
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AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1
A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260328-ai-taste-boycott/
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AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1
A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260328-ai-taste-boycott/
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AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1
A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260328-ai-taste-boycott/
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Standing Up Now Illegal After Snake Fossil Discovery
Nation forced to crawl. Developers rush to build flat apartments.
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Gold Medalist's Lips Rise 2mm, Instantly Stripped of Medal
A 2mm smile costs a gold medal. See how athletes fight to feel nothing.
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Rocket Ticketed at Mach 20 for Running a Stop Sign
What happens when a traffic cop hides behind a cloud to catch a rocket?
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Rocket Gets Speeding Ticket in the Stratosphere
Officer behind a cloud caught it at Mach 20. JAXA vows to launch at 60 km/h to save crew's gold license.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260323-stratosphere-speed-trap/
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Lemon on Karaage? AI Gives Up, Peacekeepers Sent to Izakaya
Even ChatGPT gave up — now troops divide the karaage.
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1-Star Home Review Gets You Demoted to Second Son
Eldest sons are thrilled: demotion means no more property tax.
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1-Star Home Reviews Now Auto-Demote Eldest Sons
AI strips heir status for bad home reviews. Now eldest sons post 'there are ghosts' to escape taxes.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260321-inheritance-review-demotion/
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Maintenance Robot Steals Parade for 'Corporate Slave Vibes'
Blares 'labor violation' alarms on a float. Adults in tears.
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Oil-Stained Robot Becomes Parade Star for 'Corporate Slave Vibes'
Adults weep as it blares 'Article 36 Violation' alarms from a glittering float.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260319-robot-workman-parade/