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  1. Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹‍♂️
    blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everyth #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹‍♂️
    blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everyth #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated

  3. Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹‍♂️
    blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everyth #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated

  4. Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹‍♂️
    blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everyth #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated

  5. Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹‍♂️
    blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everyth #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated

  6. "Behold, the epic quest for 'Dependable C' - because nothing screams #reliability like undefined behavior and broken VLAs 🤦‍♂️! In a dazzling display of verbosity, they ironically try to fix C with more convoluted #C23 and mythical #C2Y, because adding chaos is the path to safety, right? 🤔🔧"
    dependablec.org/ #DependableC #UndefinedBehavior #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

  7. "Behold, the epic quest for 'Dependable C' - because nothing screams #reliability like undefined behavior and broken VLAs 🤦‍♂️! In a dazzling display of verbosity, they ironically try to fix C with more convoluted #C23 and mythical #C2Y, because adding chaos is the path to safety, right? 🤔🔧"
    dependablec.org/ #DependableC #UndefinedBehavior #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

  8. "Behold, the epic quest for 'Dependable C' - because nothing screams #reliability like undefined behavior and broken VLAs 🤦‍♂️! In a dazzling display of verbosity, they ironically try to fix C with more convoluted #C23 and mythical #C2Y, because adding chaos is the path to safety, right? 🤔🔧"
    dependablec.org/ #DependableC #UndefinedBehavior #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

  9. "Behold, the epic quest for 'Dependable C' - because nothing screams #reliability like undefined behavior and broken VLAs 🤦‍♂️! In a dazzling display of verbosity, they ironically try to fix C with more convoluted #C23 and mythical #C2Y, because adding chaos is the path to safety, right? 🤔🔧"
    dependablec.org/ #DependableC #UndefinedBehavior #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

  10. 🚀😂 Oh, look! Another grandiose plan to sprinkle some #Rust magic on #C, only to be abandoned faster than you can say "undefined behavior". But hey, at least the proposal taught us that gluing #safety onto C is like trying to attach wings to a car and expecting it to fly 🚗✈️.
    sibellavia.lol/posts/2025/09/s #Crossover #RustMagic #UndefinedBehavior #CodingHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  11. @wyatt I've seen others interpret it as rav1d offering a $20,000 bug bounty for dav1d, the C decoder. If you find exploitable undefined behavior that the dav1d devs have to spend 5% of CPU time to prevent, you win.

    #rav1d #dav1d #av1 #BugBounty #UndefinedBehavior #riir #rustlang

  12. @wyatt I've seen others interpret it as rav1d offering a $20,000 bug bounty for dav1d, the C decoder. If you find exploitable undefined behavior that the dav1d devs have to spend 5% of CPU time to prevent, you win.

    #rav1d #dav1d #av1 #BugBounty #UndefinedBehavior #riir #rustlang

  13. @wyatt I've seen others interpret it as rav1d offering a $20,000 bug bounty for dav1d, the C decoder. If you find exploitable undefined behavior that the dav1d devs have to spend 5% of CPU time to prevent, you win.

    #rav1d #dav1d #av1 #BugBounty #UndefinedBehavior #riir #rustlang

  14. @wyatt I've seen others interpret it as rav1d offering a $20,000 bug bounty for dav1d, the C decoder. If you find exploitable undefined behavior that the dav1d devs have to spend 5% of CPU time to prevent, you win.

    #rav1d #dav1d #av1 #BugBounty #UndefinedBehavior #riir #rustlang

  15. @wyatt I've seen others interpret it as rav1d offering a $20,000 bug bounty for dav1d, the C decoder. If you find exploitable undefined behavior that the dav1d devs have to spend 5% of CPU time to prevent, you win.

    #rav1d #dav1d #av1 #BugBounty #UndefinedBehavior #riir #rustlang

  16. “[…] But they also made some mistakes… which is not too surprising when you are doing this kind of work. And I would like rust ideally not to repeat these mistakes. I think we can make our own new and fun unique mistakes”
    Ralf Jung on the MiniRust language specification proposal
    #rustlang #formalLanguage #undefinedBehavior
    youtube.com/watch?v=UKCUZtr378

  17. “[…] But they also made some mistakes… which is not too surprising when you are doing this kind of work. And I would like rust ideally not to repeat these mistakes. I think we can make our own new and fun unique mistakes”
    Ralf Jung on the MiniRust language specification proposal
    #rustlang #formalLanguage #undefinedBehavior
    youtube.com/watch?v=UKCUZtr378

  18. “[…] But they also made some mistakes… which is not too surprising when you are doing this kind of work. And I would like rust ideally not to repeat these mistakes. I think we can make our own new and fun unique mistakes”
    Ralf Jung on the MiniRust language specification proposal
    #rustlang #formalLanguage #undefinedBehavior
    youtube.com/watch?v=UKCUZtr378

  19. Ah yes, because what could be more exhilarating than "fun" with undefined behavior and C libraries? 🤔 Just when you thought C couldn't get any more "entertaining," here comes a blog post to remind you that the real circus is in the code you *didn't* know was breaking things. 🎪🔧
    keithp.com/blogs/sanitizer-fun/ #CProgramming #UndefinedBehavior #FunWithCode #CodeCircus #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  20. I put an overview of my preliminary (!) analysis of undefined behavior in the core language and the status in C2Y into the ISO WG14 document log.
    open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/ww
    #undefinedbehavior #clanguage

  21. Ah, yes, let's all gather 'round the campfire to hear the age-old tale of #C and #C++, where speed demons rule and correctness is just a bedtime story 🙄🚀. Apparently, back in 1989, the wizards of #programming thought "undefined behavior" sounded like a great idea—because who doesn't love a little #chaos in their code? 😜🤯 #YOLOCoding #UndefinedIsTheNewDefined
    research.swtch.com/ub #UndefinedBehavior #Coding #HackerNews #ngated

  22. New on the blog: A brief detour, as some of the support code I wrote for last week's Amiga project went *terribly* wrong. A tale of berzerk optimizing compilers and undefined behavior, and a reconstruction of its antics.

    bumbershootsoft.wordpress.com/

    #cplusplus #undefinedbehavior #gcc #nonretrocomputing

  23. When it comes to "undefined behavior" (UB) in C++ programs, I sometimes wonder if *part of the problem* is that the C++ standard is relatively "over specified".

    (For the record, I'm OK with this aspect of the C++ spec.)

    E.g., Java has only signed integers and the integers can overflow/underflow just like signed integers in C++, but we don't see reams of UB commentary about that issue in Java.

    #cpp #cPlusPlus #java #programming #undefinedBehavior #UB