#chaos — Public Fediverse posts

🥳 Oh joy, a 174-line #PHP #band-aid from 2014 gets #20M #installs because we all know PHP is the fine wine of #programming languages that ages like milk. 🚀 Now, this "gem" gets the axe, proving once again that #temporary #solutions in #tech are just code for permanent #chaos. 🗑️
https://jakeasmith.com/blog/http-build-url/ #news #HackerNews #ngated

It shows how simple, independent deterministic systems (simple harmonic motion) can transition from initial order to apparent chaos and back into orderly wave patterns, illustrating phase synchronization and wave interference. #physics #chaos #science #interesting

Lock down Chaos Monkey with an IAM least-privilege policy. Allow EC2/ASG discovery, but gate TerminateInstances behind opt-in tags so only tagged instances https://www.valtersit.com/vault/provisioning-aws-iam-leastprivilege-policy-for-chaos-monkey--f492a8/

#aws #iam #chaos

Lock down Chaos Monkey with an IAM least-privilege policy. Allow EC2/ASG discovery, but gate TerminateInstances behind opt-in tags so only tagged instances https://www.valtersit.com/vault/provisioning-aws-iam-leastprivilege-policy-for-chaos-monkey--f492a8/

#aws #iam #chaos

Lock down Chaos Monkey with an IAM least-privilege policy. Allow EC2/ASG discovery, but gate TerminateInstances behind opt-in tags so only tagged instances https://www.valtersit.com/vault/provisioning-aws-iam-leastprivilege-policy-for-chaos-monkey--f492a8/

#aws #iam #chaos

Felt a bit #grumpy, so I took myself outside and sat on a bench to watch the #sea for a little bit. It was calming at first. Then, I found myself totally overwhelmed at how phenomenally complex everything is when you look hard enough.

Still quite grumpy.

#chaos #waves #wavy

#Trump #Chaos

https://x.com/DemocraticWins/status/2099593451901784486

🚂💥 Oh no, the #Netherlands can't keep their #trains on track because someone might have been feeling a little too mischievous. Meanwhile, the BBC's article is as organized as a train schedule during a snowstorm, complete with an endless list of topics nobody asked for. 📚🚄
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8ly49w9g1edo #mishaps #BBC #chaos #news #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the 'revolutionary' idea of building charts through chat 🤖💬—because typing commands wasn't futuristic enough! 🎉 One chat, and voilà, you're rewarded with a spaghetti mess of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript files 🗃️✨. Get ready to govern your #dashboard #chaos with a shiny new "declarative language" because plain English was too mainstream! 📈🤪
https://dbtcharts.com/blog/charts-built-for-chat/ #revolutionarycharts #chatbots #declarativelanguage #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the 'revolutionary' idea of building charts through chat 🤖💬—because typing commands wasn't futuristic enough! 🎉 One chat, and voilà, you're rewarded with a spaghetti mess of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript files 🗃️✨. Get ready to govern your #dashboard #chaos with a shiny new "declarative language" because plain English was too mainstream! 📈🤪
https://dbtcharts.com/blog/charts-built-for-chat/ #revolutionarycharts #chatbots #declarativelanguage #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the 'revolutionary' idea of building charts through chat 🤖💬—because typing commands wasn't futuristic enough! 🎉 One chat, and voilà, you're rewarded with a spaghetti mess of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript files 🗃️✨. Get ready to govern your #dashboard #chaos with a shiny new "declarative language" because plain English was too mainstream! 📈🤪
https://dbtcharts.com/blog/charts-built-for-chat/ #revolutionarycharts #chatbots #declarativelanguage #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the 'revolutionary' idea of building charts through chat 🤖💬—because typing commands wasn't futuristic enough! 🎉 One chat, and voilà, you're rewarded with a spaghetti mess of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript files 🗃️✨. Get ready to govern your #dashboard #chaos with a shiny new "declarative language" because plain English was too mainstream! 📈🤪
https://dbtcharts.com/blog/charts-built-for-chat/ #revolutionarycharts #chatbots #declarativelanguage #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the 'revolutionary' idea of building charts through chat 🤖💬—because typing commands wasn't futuristic enough! 🎉 One chat, and voilà, you're rewarded with a spaghetti mess of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript files 🗃️✨. Get ready to govern your #dashboard #chaos with a shiny new "declarative language" because plain English was too mainstream! 📈🤪
https://dbtcharts.com/blog/charts-built-for-chat/ #revolutionarycharts #chatbots #declarativelanguage #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Der CfP der #Labortage 2026 (Motto "Geräteturnen", 13. bis 15. November 2026 in Bochum) wurde gestartet! 🚀

Reiche hier deinen Vortrag oder Workshop ein: https://pretalx.das-labor.org/labortage-2026/cfp

#CCC #daslabor #chaos #chaoswest #labortage

Der CfP der #Labortage 2026 (Motto "Geräteturnen", 13. bis 15. November 2026 in Bochum) wurde gestartet! 🚀

Reiche hier deinen Vortrag oder Workshop ein: https://pretalx.das-labor.org/labortage-2026/cfp

#CCC #daslabor #chaos #chaoswest #labortage

Der CfP der #Labortage 2026 (Motto "Geräteturnen", 13. bis 15. November 2026 in Bochum) wurde gestartet! 🚀

Reiche hier deinen Vortrag oder Workshop ein: https://pretalx.das-labor.org/labortage-2026/cfp

#CCC #daslabor #chaos #chaoswest #labortage

Der CfP der #Labortage 2026 (Motto "Geräteturnen", 13. bis 15. November 2026 in Bochum) wurde gestartet! 🚀

Reiche hier deinen Vortrag oder Workshop ein: https://pretalx.das-labor.org/labortage-2026/cfp

#CCC #daslabor #chaos #chaoswest #labortage

Der CfP der #Labortage 2026 (Motto "Geräteturnen", 13. bis 15. November 2026 in Bochum) wurde gestartet! 🚀

Reiche hier deinen Vortrag oder Workshop ein: https://pretalx.das-labor.org/labortage-2026/cfp

#CCC #daslabor #chaos #chaoswest #labortage

DI | 22.SEP2026 | 19h00 | M U S I K S A A L

CHAOSKANTOREI PLATENLAASE

Unverpflichtende, zwanglose Rumsingerei.
Alle dürfen mitmachen – auch wenn du nur quaken kannst wie ein Frosch.

C H A O S T nix > Spende ( ! )

#Wendland #chor #singen #karaoke #musik #chaos #Platenlaase #Kulturplattforum

DI | 22.SEP2026 | 19h00 | M U S I K S A A L

CHAOSKANTOREI PLATENLAASE

Unverpflichtende, zwanglose Rumsingerei.
Alle dürfen mitmachen – auch wenn du nur quaken kannst wie ein Frosch.

C H A O S T nix > Spende ( ! )

#Wendland #chor #singen #karaoke #musik #chaos #Platenlaase #Kulturplattforum

DI | 22.SEP2026 | 19h00 | M U S I K S A A L

CHAOSKANTOREI PLATENLAASE

Unverpflichtende, zwanglose Rumsingerei.
Alle dürfen mitmachen – auch wenn du nur quaken kannst wie ein Frosch.

C H A O S T nix > Spende ( ! )

#Wendland #chor #singen #karaoke #musik #chaos #Platenlaase #Kulturplattforum

DI | 22.SEP2026 | 19h00 | M U S I K S A A L

CHAOSKANTOREI PLATENLAASE

Unverpflichtende, zwanglose Rumsingerei.
Alle dürfen mitmachen – auch wenn du nur quaken kannst wie ein Frosch.

C H A O S T nix > Spende ( ! )

#Wendland #chor #singen #karaoke #musik #chaos #Platenlaase #Kulturplattforum

[CHAOS] - Ransomware Victim: steelhausinc[.]com - https://www.redpacketsecurity.com/chaos-ransomware-victim-steelhausinc-com/

#chaos #dark_web #data_breach #OSINT #ransomware #threatintel #tor

[CHAOS] - Ransomware Victim: glasfloss[.]com - https://www.redpacketsecurity.com/chaos-ransomware-victim-glasfloss-com/

#chaos #dark_web #data_breach #OSINT #ransomware #threatintel #tor

Der La Grange e.V. In Bergen, auf Rügen wo das großartige @inselchaos stattfindet, hat eine Betterplace-Kampagne. Hier könnt ihr etwas zur Unterstützung in den Hut werfen: https://www.betterplace.org/de/projects/161527
Mit Spendenbescheinigung.

#lagrange #verein #spende #plboost #inselchaos #boost #ccc #chaos #chaosevent #insel #bergen #ruegen @events

PCfm Fluid mechanics
Механіка рідини
Механика жидкости
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/517

PCem Elastic media
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/516

PCcm Celestial mechanics
Небесна механіка
Небесная механика
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/515

PB Biography, history of physics
Биографии, история физики
Біографія, історія фізики
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/514

String theory, Теория струн, Теорія струн
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/511

Астрофизика, Астрофізика, Astrophysics
#Астрофизика, #Астрофізика, #Astrophysics
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/510

German 40s
Німеччина 40s
Германия 40-х
(История, европа, война, нацизм, третий рейх, Історія, Європа, війна, нацизм, третій рейх, History, Europe, War, Nazism, Third Reich)
#German #40s
#Німеччина #40s
#Германия #40-х
(#История, #европа, #война, #нацизм, #третийрейх, #Історія, #Європа, #війна, #нацизм, #третійрейх, #History, #Europe, #War, #Nazism, #Third Reich)
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/509

Fractal etc articles
Фракталы и иже с ними, статьи.
Фрактали та іже з ними, статті
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/508

Фракталы самоорганизация Хаос
Фрактали самоорганізація Хаос
Fractals self-organization chaos синергетика
#Фракталы #самоорганизация #Хаос
#Фрактали #самоорганізація #Хаос
#Fractals #self-organization #chaos #синергетика
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/507

Traditional Chinese medicine
Традиційна китайська медицина
Традиционная китайская медицина
books in English
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/506

медицина китай, тибет
medicine china, tibet
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/505

BHPop Popular, health
популярна медицина, здоров'я
popular medicine, health
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/503

_Физиология и анатомия, Фізіологія, Physiology анатомія anatomy
#Физиология и #анатомия, #Фізіологія, #Physiology #анатомія #anatomy
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/501

_Пато
pathologia, патологія, патология, pathology
#Пато
#pathologia, #патологія, #патология, #pathology
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/500

Классики биологии и медицины
Класики біології та медицини
Classica biology et Medicina
Classics of biology and Medicine
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/498

Flora and fauna of Australia
Флора і фауна Австралії
Флора и фауна Австралии
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/496

методология научного исследования
методологія наукового дослідження
methodology of scientific research методология науки научное познание методология науки
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/495

_Этология, етологія, Ethology
t.me/scilib_yura15cbx/494

https://www.europesays.com/sk/134041/ Koncert populárneho rapera sa zmenil na masovú bitku po hodení fľaše do hlavy #bitka #chaos #Entertainment #fľaša #Hades #Hades66 #koncert #rapper #reper #rozbitie #SK #Slovak #Slovakia #Slovenčina #Slovensko #Zábava

https://www.europesays.com/sk/133985/ Koncert populárneho rapera sa zmenil na masovú bitku po hodení fľaše do hlavy #bitka #chaos #fľaša #Hades #Hades66 #Headlines #HlavnéSprávy #koncert #News #rapper #reper #rozbitie #SK #Slovak #Slovakia #Slovenčina #Slovensko #Správy #Titulky #TopStories

Unser Kanzler #Merz ist sehr Volks nah.

Ein Tag nach dem anderen mit heftigen #Unwettern und Millionen Euro an schäden

Erst im Norden, dann im Süden und heute wieder mit #Hagelsturm und co

Schon der dritte Tag in Folge

Und der Herr #Merz geht in den #urlaub

#klimakrise #CDU #CSU #Unwetter #Schnee #Hagel #Überflutung #Chaos

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyMonday...

#IT's a #SpookyMistyMorning in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom... The #Stocks of #DarkChocolateMarmalade #IceCream took #QuiteADent over #TheWeekend... I shall have to #MakeSomeMore...

Are we all #LookingForward to #AnotherWeek of #Chaos, #Death and #StateSanctionedLarceny...?

#IT's also #Still #HappyPrideMonthPeople; in case you #Forgot, we're having a #PrideMonth #EveryMonth - it's #MoreRealistic...

#DontDrinkBleach; also #DontEatFurniturePolish...

#LookNoPizzaBoxes...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️️🍪🍫🐻🍫🍪☕️

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube

audiovisual.nonsense, ‘An Incomplete Catalogue of Everything’
#art #chaos #wimmelbild #horrorvacui #hiddenobject
Via: https://www.instagram.com/audiovisual.nonsense/

"🎉 Bash script saves the day by replacing beads with markdown—because who needs simplicity when you can have #chaos in a terminal? 💥 Welcome to the future of task tracking: a glorious mess of command line confusion and dependency graphs that no one asked for. 🚀"
https://github.com/wedow/ticket #BashScript #TaskTracking #CommandLine #Markdown #HackerNews #ngated

A quotation from Mignon McLaughlin

There’s no such thing as a humdrum life; to the person living it, it’s all peaks and abysses.

Mignon McLaughlin (1913-1983) American journalist and author
The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, ch. 4 (1966)

More about this quote: wist.info/mclaughlin-mignon/80…

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #mignonmclaughlin #boredom #chaos #highsandlows #humdrum #life #living #perspective #placidity #roller coaster #uneventfulness

Stream Schedule Week of 11/23 https://www.twitch.tv/Kenku

#StreamingThisWeek #Twitch #Slipstream #Space #Furry #Shipbattles #DeathtoSlugs #AudienceGames #MTGCommander #BJandCo #magic #PartyAnimals #Chaos #Plush #Combat #Karting #Racing #Marbles #Simulation #DDAM #MSLA #DamageOn #HeatOn #LapsRacing

👨‍💻 Oh, the agony of OCaml! 🌪️ This brave soul, mid-compiler #chaos, yearns for the Rusty embrace 🦀, but instead wades through a #syntax swamp, pining for #whitespace to save them. 😩 If only a magical alternative existed... oh wait, it does. 😂
https://quamserena.com/2025-11-03/pain-points-of-ocaml #OCaml #Rust #humor #HackerNews #ngated

Code 3 https://trailers.zouluvo.com/code-3/

#RainnWilson #LilRelHowery #AimeeCarrero #ChristopherLeone #12septembre2025 #ÉtatsUnis #2025 #septembre2025 #comédie #action #CircleManagement #CircleofConfusion #ConcourseMedia #ambulance #paramédicaux #sauvetage #urgence #équipe #burnout #formation #stress #travail #chaos #24heures #remplaçant #communication #hospitalité #tension #intervention #vie #rescapés #survie

Code 3 https://trailers.zouluvo.com/code-3/

#RainnWilson #LilRelHowery #AimeeCarrero #ChristopherLeone #12septembre2025 #ÉtatsUnis #2025 #septembre2025 #comédie #action #CircleManagement #CircleofConfusion #ConcourseMedia #ambulance #paramédicaux #sauvetage #urgence #équipe #burnout #formation #stress #travail #chaos #24heures #remplaçant #communication #hospitalité #tension #intervention #vie #rescapés #survie

Code 3 https://trailers.zouluvo.com/code-3/

#RainnWilson #LilRelHowery #AimeeCarrero #ChristopherLeone #12septembre2025 #ÉtatsUnis #2025 #septembre2025 #comédie #action #CircleManagement #CircleofConfusion #ConcourseMedia #ambulance #paramédicaux #sauvetage #urgence #équipe #burnout #formation #stress #travail #chaos #24heures #remplaçant #communication #hospitalité #tension #intervention #vie #rescapés #survie

Code 3 https://trailers.zouluvo.com/code-3/

#RainnWilson #LilRelHowery #AimeeCarrero #ChristopherLeone #12septembre2025 #ÉtatsUnis #2025 #septembre2025 #comédie #action #CircleManagement #CircleofConfusion #ConcourseMedia #ambulance #paramédicaux #sauvetage #urgence #équipe #burnout #formation #stress #travail #chaos #24heures #remplaçant #communication #hospitalité #tension #intervention #vie #rescapés #survie

Schedule for 6/15/25! Saturday at 2 is the MSLA Premier race where while I am not streaming, I will be sponsoring, and be interviewed! https://www.twitch.tv/Kenku

#Twitch #StreamingThisWeek #PartyAnimals #Fighting #Furry #Chaos #Battling #Karting #Marbles #LapsRacing #DamageOn #DDAM #MSLA #Simulation #Marblesonstream #MagicTheGathering #BTeam #BJandCo #MTGCommander #SCAR #Tabletop #Pokemon #Starwars #RaZim #MSLAPremier #Sponsored #Slipstreamrrougespace #Scifi #Space #Shipbattles #AudienceGames