#programminghumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #programminghumor, aggregated by home.social.
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Ah, yes, because what the world really needed was another shell written in Ruby 🍬. For those who think bash is too mainstream and love their syntax to be as verbose as a Shakespearean soliloquy, #Rubish is here to save the day! 💎⚔️
https://github.com/amatsuda/rubish #RubyShell #BashAlternative #ProgrammingHumor #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹♂️
https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹♂️
https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹♂️
https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹♂️
https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another pretentious C programmer bemoaning the inevitability of undefined behavior like it's some sort of philosophical revelation. 🙄 We're all just helpless marionettes in the grand theater of programming, swirling in a vortex of #pointers and segfaults! 🤹♂️
https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html #pretentiousCprogrammer #undefinedBehavior #programmingHumor #segfaults #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the thrilling saga of Lisp dialects that absolutely no one asked for! 🙄 This #hyperpolyglot guide is a buffet of syntactic masochism—perfect for the programmer who loves to pretend they're understanding four languages at once. Who knew you could turn simple tasks into a mind-boggling exercise in futility? 🧠🔨
https://hyperpolyglot.org/lisp #LispDialectSaga #SyntacticMasochism #ProgrammingHumor #LanguageBuffet #HackerNews #ngated -
Me: "I need to inspect a mobile backup." 📱
Also me: * spends 3 weeks writing a buggy, custom Python script that breaks on the first nested JSON * 🐍💀Don't reinvent the wheel. We built #Keepita so you don't have to waste your weekends writing backup parsers.
Save your time for actual coding: https://panel.keepita.com/
#Keepita #Python #Django #DevLife #ProgrammingHumor #OpenSource #FOSS #BuildInPublic #IndieDev #DataSovereignty
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🤪 Oh joy, another deep dive into the existential crisis of #C++ variable increments. Spoiler: 🤯 nobody cares what "a" equals, except maybe a time-traveling compiler from 2011. But hey, keep pondering that syntax soup while the rest of us ponder more pressing issues, like what’s for lunch. 🍔
https://gynvael.coldwind.pl/?id=372 #existentialcrisis #variableincrements #syntaxsoup #programminghumor #lunchthoughts #HackerNews #ngated -
🤪 Oh joy, another deep dive into the existential crisis of #C++ variable increments. Spoiler: 🤯 nobody cares what "a" equals, except maybe a time-traveling compiler from 2011. But hey, keep pondering that syntax soup while the rest of us ponder more pressing issues, like what’s for lunch. 🍔
https://gynvael.coldwind.pl/?id=372 #existentialcrisis #variableincrements #syntaxsoup #programminghumor #lunchthoughts #HackerNews #ngated -
🤪 Oh joy, another deep dive into the existential crisis of #C++ variable increments. Spoiler: 🤯 nobody cares what "a" equals, except maybe a time-traveling compiler from 2011. But hey, keep pondering that syntax soup while the rest of us ponder more pressing issues, like what’s for lunch. 🍔
https://gynvael.coldwind.pl/?id=372 #existentialcrisis #variableincrements #syntaxsoup #programminghumor #lunchthoughts #HackerNews #ngated -
🤪 Oh joy, another deep dive into the existential crisis of #C++ variable increments. Spoiler: 🤯 nobody cares what "a" equals, except maybe a time-traveling compiler from 2011. But hey, keep pondering that syntax soup while the rest of us ponder more pressing issues, like what’s for lunch. 🍔
https://gynvael.coldwind.pl/?id=372 #existentialcrisis #variableincrements #syntaxsoup #programminghumor #lunchthoughts #HackerNews #ngated -
🤪 Oh joy, another deep dive into the existential crisis of #C++ variable increments. Spoiler: 🤯 nobody cares what "a" equals, except maybe a time-traveling compiler from 2011. But hey, keep pondering that syntax soup while the rest of us ponder more pressing issues, like what’s for lunch. 🍔
https://gynvael.coldwind.pl/?id=372 #existentialcrisis #variableincrements #syntaxsoup #programminghumor #lunchthoughts #HackerNews #ngated -
Found this old gem when walking through a pile of old papers. It generates an #ASCII #Stereogram from an input file. Stereograms used to be a big thing decades ago. 😎🤣
I guess I’m finally getting old, but still have my #3D vision to view such images. 🤓
Copy the C source from the #AltText and create a sample source image to do it yourself. Compile the source and run it as shown.
#ascii #stereogram #3d #AltText #asciiart #c #programming #programminghumor #Linux #fun
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Found this old gem when walking through a pile of old papers. It generates an #ASCII #Stereogram from an input file. Stereograms used to be a big thing decades ago. 😎🤣
I guess I’m finally getting old, but still have my #3D vision to view such images. 🤓
Copy the C source from the #AltText and create a sample source image to do it yourself. Compile the source and run it as shown.
#ascii #stereogram #3d #AltText #asciiart #c #programming #programminghumor #Linux #fun
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Found this old gem when walking through a pile of old papers. It generates an #ASCII #Stereogram from an input file. Stereograms used to be a big thing decades ago. 😎🤣
I guess I’m finally getting old, but still have my #3D vision to view such images. 🤓
Copy the C source from the #AltText and create a sample source image to do it yourself. Compile the source and run it as shown.
#ascii #stereogram #3d #AltText #asciiart #c #programming #programminghumor #Linux #fun
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Found this old gem when walking through a pile of old papers. It generates an #ASCII #Stereogram from an input file. Stereograms used to be a big thing decades ago. 😎🤣
I guess I’m finally getting old, but still have my #3D vision to view such images. 🤓
Copy the C source from the #AltText and create a sample source image to do it yourself. Compile the source and run it as shown.
#ascii #stereogram #3d #AltText #asciiart #c #programming #programminghumor #Linux #fun
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Found this old gem when walking through a pile of old papers. It generates an #ASCII #Stereogram from an input file. Stereograms used to be a big thing decades ago. 😎🤣
I guess I’m finally getting old, but still have my #3D vision to view such images. 🤓
Copy the C source from the #AltText and create a sample source image to do it yourself. Compile the source and run it as shown.
#ascii #stereogram #3d #AltText #asciiart #c #programming #programminghumor #Linux #fun
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🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the age-old debate: should developers focus on code performance or their own existential dread? 🙄 This riveting blog suggests that the real performance boost comes from reducing developer tears, not rendering milliseconds, because who needs a fast app when you can have happy programmers? 😂
https://www.echooff.dev/blog/developer-experience-is-a-performance-feature #codeperformance #developerhappiness #existentialdread #programminghumor #blogdiscussion #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the age-old debate: should developers focus on code performance or their own existential dread? 🙄 This riveting blog suggests that the real performance boost comes from reducing developer tears, not rendering milliseconds, because who needs a fast app when you can have happy programmers? 😂
https://www.echooff.dev/blog/developer-experience-is-a-performance-feature #codeperformance #developerhappiness #existentialdread #programminghumor #blogdiscussion #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the age-old debate: should developers focus on code performance or their own existential dread? 🙄 This riveting blog suggests that the real performance boost comes from reducing developer tears, not rendering milliseconds, because who needs a fast app when you can have happy programmers? 😂
https://www.echooff.dev/blog/developer-experience-is-a-performance-feature #codeperformance #developerhappiness #existentialdread #programminghumor #blogdiscussion #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the age-old debate: should developers focus on code performance or their own existential dread? 🙄 This riveting blog suggests that the real performance boost comes from reducing developer tears, not rendering milliseconds, because who needs a fast app when you can have happy programmers? 😂
https://www.echooff.dev/blog/developer-experience-is-a-performance-feature #codeperformance #developerhappiness #existentialdread #programminghumor #blogdiscussion #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the age-old debate: should developers focus on code performance or their own existential dread? 🙄 This riveting blog suggests that the real performance boost comes from reducing developer tears, not rendering milliseconds, because who needs a fast app when you can have happy programmers? 😂
https://www.echooff.dev/blog/developer-experience-is-a-performance-feature #codeperformance #developerhappiness #existentialdread #programminghumor #blogdiscussion #HackerNews #ngated -
Checkout this twitch video where streamer taltech plays "7 Coder Words" for the first time.
https://m.twitch.tv/videos/2769497980
If you are into programming, come and try the puzzles. It's free, no signups, no data collection, just open and play.
#7coderwords #webgame #freegames #progamming #coding #programminghumor
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🚀 Oh joy, another GitHub hero has graced us with their *entirely necessary* flight simulator written in a bespoke programming language. Because clearly, the world was desperately lacking in homemade simulators that nobody asked for. 🤦♂️ The only thing taking off here is the delusion of grandeur. ✈️
https://github.com/navid-m/flightsim #GitHubHeroes #FlightSimulator #ProgrammingHumor #DelusionOfGrandeur #HomemadeSimulators #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh joy, another GitHub hero has graced us with their *entirely necessary* flight simulator written in a bespoke programming language. Because clearly, the world was desperately lacking in homemade simulators that nobody asked for. 🤦♂️ The only thing taking off here is the delusion of grandeur. ✈️
https://github.com/navid-m/flightsim #GitHubHeroes #FlightSimulator #ProgrammingHumor #DelusionOfGrandeur #HomemadeSimulators #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh joy, another GitHub hero has graced us with their *entirely necessary* flight simulator written in a bespoke programming language. Because clearly, the world was desperately lacking in homemade simulators that nobody asked for. 🤦♂️ The only thing taking off here is the delusion of grandeur. ✈️
https://github.com/navid-m/flightsim #GitHubHeroes #FlightSimulator #ProgrammingHumor #DelusionOfGrandeur #HomemadeSimulators #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh joy, another GitHub hero has graced us with their *entirely necessary* flight simulator written in a bespoke programming language. Because clearly, the world was desperately lacking in homemade simulators that nobody asked for. 🤦♂️ The only thing taking off here is the delusion of grandeur. ✈️
https://github.com/navid-m/flightsim #GitHubHeroes #FlightSimulator #ProgrammingHumor #DelusionOfGrandeur #HomemadeSimulators #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh joy, another GitHub hero has graced us with their *entirely necessary* flight simulator written in a bespoke programming language. Because clearly, the world was desperately lacking in homemade simulators that nobody asked for. 🤦♂️ The only thing taking off here is the delusion of grandeur. ✈️
https://github.com/navid-m/flightsim #GitHubHeroes #FlightSimulator #ProgrammingHumor #DelusionOfGrandeur #HomemadeSimulators #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Oh joy, yet another riveting exploration of integer overflow checks – because who wouldn't want to dive into the thrilling world of compiler flags and conditional branches? 🤔🔍 Surely, decoding a branch on #x86 is everyone's idea of a fun-filled weekend! 😂🚀
https://danluu.com/integer-overflow/ #integeroverflow #compilerflags #programminghumor #technews #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
