#programminghumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #programminghumor, aggregated by home.social.
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Behold, the Frankenstein of disassemblers: it goes both ways! 🌪️ #GitHub thinks it's pulled off a magic trick with #DDisasm, yet somehow all we've got is a disassembler that can't decide if it's coming or going. 🤦♂️ Remember, kids: just because it *can* disassemble in both directions doesn't mean it *should*! 😂
https://github.com/GrammaTech/ddisasm #FrankensteinDisassembler #MagicTrick #ReverseEngineering #ProgrammingHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Behold, the Frankenstein of disassemblers: it goes both ways! 🌪️ #GitHub thinks it's pulled off a magic trick with #DDisasm, yet somehow all we've got is a disassembler that can't decide if it's coming or going. 🤦♂️ Remember, kids: just because it *can* disassemble in both directions doesn't mean it *should*! 😂
https://github.com/GrammaTech/ddisasm #FrankensteinDisassembler #MagicTrick #ReverseEngineering #ProgrammingHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
👩💻🎩 Oh, look! Another 5,285-word thesis on the #C++ #ABI, because who doesn't love a good bedtime story about function calling conventions? 😴 Remember folks, if you don’t thoroughly understand C++ ABI, you're clearly not a true programmer. Bonus points for reading AI-translated tech jargon! 🤖📚
https://ykiko.me/en/articles/692886292/ #TechThesis #FunctionCalling #AITranslation #ProgrammingHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
👩💻🎩 Oh, look! Another 5,285-word thesis on the #C++ #ABI, because who doesn't love a good bedtime story about function calling conventions? 😴 Remember folks, if you don’t thoroughly understand C++ ABI, you're clearly not a true programmer. Bonus points for reading AI-translated tech jargon! 🤖📚
https://ykiko.me/en/articles/692886292/ #TechThesis #FunctionCalling #AITranslation #ProgrammingHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
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Oh wow, a Piet quine #GIF that prints itself! 🎉 Just when we thought programming couldn't get any more self-absorbed, someone made a GIF that celebrates its own existence. 🤦♂️ A masterpiece for anyone who finds recursive narcissism entertaining. 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwMtzhjCzyc #PietQuine #SelfPrinting #RecursiveNarcissism #ProgrammingHumor #TechArt #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh wow, a Piet quine #GIF that prints itself! 🎉 Just when we thought programming couldn't get any more self-absorbed, someone made a GIF that celebrates its own existence. 🤦♂️ A masterpiece for anyone who finds recursive narcissism entertaining. 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwMtzhjCzyc #PietQuine #SelfPrinting #RecursiveNarcissism #ProgrammingHumor #TechArt #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Ah, yes, the delusion of becoming a coding god overnight! 📚 Why settle for "Teach Yourself Java in 24 Hours" when you can embrace the thrilling lifestyle of learning to program in a leisurely decade? 🤔 Clearly, the REAL challenge is not wasting ten years becoming a mediocre bookkeeper instead! 📈
https://www.norvig.com/21-days.html #codingjourney #programminghumor #learnprogramming #longtermgoals #techrealism #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Ah, yes, the delusion of becoming a coding god overnight! 📚 Why settle for "Teach Yourself Java in 24 Hours" when you can embrace the thrilling lifestyle of learning to program in a leisurely decade? 🤔 Clearly, the REAL challenge is not wasting ten years becoming a mediocre bookkeeper instead! 📈
https://www.norvig.com/21-days.html #codingjourney #programminghumor #learnprogramming #longtermgoals #techrealism #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the riveting world of Steel Bank Common Lisp updates, where version numbers flow like an endless stream of consciousness 🤯. Prepare for another thrilling installment of "spot the difference" with version 2.6.7, the latest in a saga only Lisp fans could love ❤️📈. Are we supposed to be impressed by a list longer than a CVS receipt? 😏
https://sbcl.org/all-news.html?2.6.7 #SteelBankCommonLisp #LispUpdates #Version267 #LispCommunity #ProgrammingHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the riveting world of Steel Bank Common Lisp updates, where version numbers flow like an endless stream of consciousness 🤯. Prepare for another thrilling installment of "spot the difference" with version 2.6.7, the latest in a saga only Lisp fans could love ❤️📈. Are we supposed to be impressed by a list longer than a CVS receipt? 😏
https://sbcl.org/all-news.html?2.6.7 #SteelBankCommonLisp #LispUpdates #Version267 #LispCommunity #ProgrammingHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another "let's reinvent graphics with C++" saga, because clearly the world needed more lines of unreadable code masquerading as progress. 🤦♂️ This riveting novel of "bare C++" promises to convert your brain into spaghetti with all the verbosity of a Victorian epic 📚—but hey, at least there’s a cute triangle to show for it. 🎉
https://haqr.eu/tinyrenderer/ #C++graphics #spaghettiCode #softwareDevelopment #programmingHumor #techCritique #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another "let's reinvent graphics with C++" saga, because clearly the world needed more lines of unreadable code masquerading as progress. 🤦♂️ This riveting novel of "bare C++" promises to convert your brain into spaghetti with all the verbosity of a Victorian epic 📚—but hey, at least there’s a cute triangle to show for it. 🎉
https://haqr.eu/tinyrenderer/ #C++graphics #spaghettiCode #softwareDevelopment #programmingHumor #techCritique #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Oh, the classic tale of the programmer who thought they were in control of memory allocation! 😂 Spoiler alert: #malloc heard you wanted 13 bytes and delivered a buffet 🍽️ of internal fragmentation instead. Next time, ask for a byte-sized miracle and receive a banquet of bytes you never ordered. 🍕💾
https://ssenthilnathan3.github.io/blog/malloc/ #programminghumor #memorymanagement #internalfragmentation #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Oh, the classic tale of the programmer who thought they were in control of memory allocation! 😂 Spoiler alert: #malloc heard you wanted 13 bytes and delivered a buffet 🍽️ of internal fragmentation instead. Next time, ask for a byte-sized miracle and receive a banquet of bytes you never ordered. 🍕💾
https://ssenthilnathan3.github.io/blog/malloc/ #programminghumor #memorymanagement #internalfragmentation #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So, it turns out Claude isn't a compiler – shocking, right? Instead, it's some mystical tech mumbo jumbo that’s "better than a compiler" because why not? 🤷♂️ Who needs precise computer programs when you can have vague, hand-waving aspirations? 🙄
https://blog.exe.dev/claude-is-not-a-compiler #technews #mystictech #compilers #HackerNews #programminghumor #aspirationaltech #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So, it turns out Claude isn't a compiler – shocking, right? Instead, it's some mystical tech mumbo jumbo that’s "better than a compiler" because why not? 🤷♂️ Who needs precise computer programs when you can have vague, hand-waving aspirations? 🙄
https://blog.exe.dev/claude-is-not-a-compiler #technews #mystictech #compilers #HackerNews #programminghumor #aspirationaltech #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! A tool that lets you watch your coding blunders in glorious 3D, because who doesn't want to relive their programming shame in IMAX? 🎥👨💻 Next thing you know, we'll have VR headsets to fully immerse ourselves in bug-induced despair. 🤦♂️🔧
https://github.com/cosmtrek/mindwalk #codingblunders #3Dvisualization #programminghumor #techinnovation #VRimmersive #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! A tool that lets you watch your coding blunders in glorious 3D, because who doesn't want to relive their programming shame in IMAX? 🎥👨💻 Next thing you know, we'll have VR headsets to fully immerse ourselves in bug-induced despair. 🤦♂️🔧
https://github.com/cosmtrek/mindwalk #codingblunders #3Dvisualization #programminghumor #techinnovation #VRimmersive #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the age-old tale of "Your code is fast – if you're lucky" 🎲✨. Because nothing screams "I'm a professional developer" like relying on compiler whimsy to turn your janky #Quicksort into a speed demon. Who knew "programming style" had the power to outsmart Clang and make your code faster than a caffeinated cheetah? 🐆☕
https://tiki.li/blog/lucky_code.html #codeoptimization #programminghumor #developerlife #clangperformance #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the age-old tale of "Your code is fast – if you're lucky" 🎲✨. Because nothing screams "I'm a professional developer" like relying on compiler whimsy to turn your janky #Quicksort into a speed demon. Who knew "programming style" had the power to outsmart Clang and make your code faster than a caffeinated cheetah? 🐆☕
https://tiki.li/blog/lucky_code.html #codeoptimization #programminghumor #developerlife #clangperformance #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢🔍 Brace yourselves, folks! Yet another "deep dive" into the riveting world of #C++ minutiae 🤯. Marvel at the endless fascination of the "push_back" operation in SmallVector—because nothing screams excitement like stack realignment and trivially copyable element types! 🎉🤦♂️
https://maskray.me/blog/2026-06-27-a-deep-dive-into-smallvector-push-back #SmallVector #push_back #techdeepdive #codingexcitement #programminghumor #stackrealignment #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢🔍 Brace yourselves, folks! Yet another "deep dive" into the riveting world of #C++ minutiae 🤯. Marvel at the endless fascination of the "push_back" operation in SmallVector—because nothing screams excitement like stack realignment and trivially copyable element types! 🎉🤦♂️
https://maskray.me/blog/2026-06-27-a-deep-dive-into-smallvector-push-back #SmallVector #push_back #techdeepdive #codingexcitement #programminghumor #stackrealignment #HackerNews #ngated -
For a while now I've been trying to come up with some truly bad programming language ideas (basically combining features from languages I don't like into a behemoth that should never have been born) and here are some of the most horrifying ones I could think of:
- Perl 5 combined with Objective-C
- A Brainfuck dialect that includes the weird reflective and meta properties of Lisp
- Java but with the stability of Node.js
- C# but also it's been turned into an Objective-C like
- COBOL but with the structure of Pascal
- A purely object-oriented Itanium assembly language (the worst form of assembly I can think of with the added hell of Smalltalk).
More suggestions welcome.
#Programminghumor #programming-languages #psychic-damage? -
🚀 "8086 Segmented Memory Was a Good Idea" 😂 - said no one ever, except for Bill P. Godfrey basking in his software 'wizardry'. 🤦♂️ Yes, let's defend the architectural horror that left programmers with PTSD from segmentation chapters in every assembly book. 📚💥
https://owl.billpg.com/8086-segmented-memory-was-a-good-idea-almost/ #8086architecture #softwareengineering #programminghumor #techhistory #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 "8086 Segmented Memory Was a Good Idea" 😂 - said no one ever, except for Bill P. Godfrey basking in his software 'wizardry'. 🤦♂️ Yes, let's defend the architectural horror that left programmers with PTSD from segmentation chapters in every assembly book. 📚💥
https://owl.billpg.com/8086-segmented-memory-was-a-good-idea-almost/ #8086architecture #softwareengineering #programminghumor #techhistory #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, because what the world truly needs is a first-person shooter written in #COBOL 🤦♂️. Clearly, someone woke up one day and decided, "Let’s make #gaming feel like a #1960s bank ledger!" 🏦🎮 Just because you can, doesn't mean you should, folks.
https://github.com/icitry/FPS.cob #firstpersonshooter #retro #programminghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🔧 Ah, another Rust guide that assumes you're a wizard with incantations like 'syn' and 'quote' 🤔. Prepare to be dazzled by the magical realm of writing procedural macros, as if anyone knows what that means outside this tech echo chamber 📚✨. You'll leave knowing less than you did before - truly an impressive feat! 🤷♂️🔮
https://www.learnix-os.com/ch02-03-implementing-the-bitfields-proc-macro.html #RustGuide #ProceduralMacros #TechEchoChamber #ProgrammingHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated
