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Awesome show tonight folks! Keeping the Lambert train rolling and falling asleep to Pet Sematary. Thanks for the fun and banter, and until next time, sleep well Boils, Ghouls, and Grim-bys!
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A Biddy Bonanza! Sounds phenomenal!
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And done! Here's my new portrait of Martin Garner inspired by the Collection Complete episode of Tales From the Crypt! Thanks for checking it out, Horror fans!
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These are a little more lighthearted than than the basement workshop scenes in The Stepfather ...
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Roy's wearing Olympic gear from the 1988 Calgary Olympics, and all I gotta say is I hope the US beat those East German who were mean to the Jamiacan Bobsledding team ... (Dang, is Cool Runnings technically the last Cold War film?🤔)
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Applause Clapping Crowd

This woman and her cats are absolutely charming ... I have no idea what this guy's problem is ... WHAT KIND OF MONSTER SAYS NO TO A PET PARTY?!
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No Pet Party ... WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!
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Funny Cat Jump Fail

Chekov's 47 Goddamned Years ...
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I was gonna say that it's kinda weird that we're just kinda fourth wall hangin' out with the Crypt Keeper with no real reason, but then there's no reason to be on the Satellite of Love or Joe Bob's trailer park either ...
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Joe Bob's Last Call TNT Neon S...

🤣🤣🤣 Mac of Mac and Me approved!
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:: Insert Generic "So I Married an Axe Murderer" Joke Here ::
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This is kinda like Strait Jacket with Joan Crawford, only with less blatant Pepsi product placement.
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Salute! 🫡🫡🫡 Dang, there's a lot of series out there that elevate anthology horror to art now that you folks got me thinking about it! Here's lookin' at you Night Gallery!
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Douche-y Guy looks like Glenn Danzig's underachieving, dope dealing younger cousin (He sells schwag, of course, mids at the very best.) who keeps messing up the intro to Nirvana's "Come as You Are" to people he deals to while attempting to show off his music skills.
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Glenn Danzig: I Hate Everybody...

Very, very true!
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All of the pointing! Honestly though, lotta cool guest appearances on this series; really cements that kind of time capsule / cultural zeitgeist status to Tales!
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Now that is the early 90s dude ass that you pay the extra 10 buck for HBO for in 1991! Can't see that on Northern Exposure!
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Me, watching Tales From the Crypt and saying the names of popular early 90s actors who are making guest appearances.
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The gothic manision house set in the opening credits of Tales From the Crypt was picked for the show after it appeared in Better Tombs and Ghoul-dens ...
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Everybody: " ... "
Tubi Commercial: We interrupt Tales From the Crypt to bring you an AI version of Al Capone as a cartoon rabbit telling you to gamble!
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🤣🤣🤣
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Huh ... She looks old but is actually young ... definitely behaving in a manner that is considered "psycho" by cinematic standards ... Not sure if this qualifies as psychobiddy or not ...
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Skeptical Fry from Futurama

But wait, Lea Thompson has dealt with outbreaks of age-progressing make-up before ... All she needs to do is get into a Delorean and head back to 1955, and that should clear right up ...
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The entire ambiance of and soundtrack for this scene is so peak early 90s, I keep expecting to see Grace Jones drinking a Crystal Pepsi.
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Nice seeing a Joe Schmoe Pawnbroker dabbling in the Black Arts ... That stuff is ususally delegated to the Occult Bookstore owning side-characters, but hey, Pawnbrokers are equally capable of providing protagonists with cursed MacGuffins ...
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I've always loved all of the spooktacular bad puns from the Crypt Keeper ... I mean, if you aren't making the Alester Crowley equivalent of Dad Jokes, are you even horror hosting?
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Hey! That sex worker is Michael J. Fox's hot mom!
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Here for Crypt Night! Getting started on some new art inspired by tonight's third episode Collection Complete! Hope to have it competed (heh ... heh ... :: crickets ::) by the end of the show!
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Jamie Lee Curtis: I'm like the...

Where to find #FrightClub this #TalesThursday! 10ET/9C/8M/7P/3BST.

Start with S1/E4 and let autoplay roll. #TalesFromTheCrypt

Shudder: watch.shudder.com/video/940869...
Tubi: tubitv.com/tv-shows/200...

Checking out S5E9 of the How NOT To Make a Movie #podcast in which the four folks who brought The Cryptkeeper from TALES FROM THE CRYPT to life discuss the process. #Horror #TalesFromTheCrypt

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s5e9-how-to-make-a-crypt-keeper/id1616014436?i=1000782898451