#panache — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #panache, aggregated by home.social.
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https://www.europesays.com/ch-fr/232366/ Un objet de 4 tonnes va s’écraser sur la Lune et creuser un cratère : comment suivre l’événement en direct ? #collision #CollisionDansL'espace #cratère #DébrisSpatial #Falcon9 #Impact #ImpactSurLaLune #Lune #Panache #PanacheDeDébris #Science #ScienceAndTechnology #Sciences #SciencesEtTechnologies #SpaceX #Suisse #Technologies #Technology
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https://www.europesays.com/fr/1087421/ Un objet de 4 tonnes va s’écraser sur la Lune et creuser un cratère : comment suivre l’événement en direct ? #collision #CollisionDansL'espace #cratère #DébrisSpatial #Falcon9 #FR #France #impact #ImpactSurLaLune #lune #panache #PanacheDeDébris #Science #ScienceAndTechnology #Sciences #SciencesEtTechnologies #SpaceX #Technologies #Technology
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https://www.europesays.com/be-fr/187391/ Un objet de 4 tonnes va s’écraser sur la Lune et creuser un cratère : comment suivre l’événement en direct ? #BE #BEFr #Belgique #Belgium #collision #CollisionDansL'espace #cratère #DébrisSpatial #Falcon9 #Impact #ImpactSurLaLune #Lune #Panache #PanacheDeDébris #Science #ScienceAndTechnology #Sciences #SciencesEtTechnologies #SpaceX #Technologies #Technology
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Grade mal die Demo von 1666: Amsterdam ausprobiert.... bin leicht (oder vll auch sehr) verwirrt über die Story bisher, die Grafik sieht sehr nach Beta aus und die Steuerung ist noch nicht intuitiv und vor allem hakelig... bin trotzdem gespannt, wie es irgendwann wird wenn es fertig ist. Erweckt ja große Erwartungen grade im Hinblick auf AC:Hexe (auf das ich richtig gehyped bin)
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Grade mal die Demo von 1666: Amsterdam ausprobiert.... bin leicht (oder vll auch sehr) verwirrt über die Story bisher, die Grafik sieht sehr nach Beta aus und die Steuerung ist noch nicht intuitiv und vor allem hakelig... bin trotzdem gespannt, wie es irgendwann wird wenn es fertig ist. Erweckt ja große Erwartungen grade im Hinblick auf AC:Hexe (auf das ich richtig gehyped bin)
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https://www.europesays.com/dk/101232/ 1666 Amsterdam Unveiled, Coming To Early Access This Year #1666:Amsterdam #Amsterdam #Netherlands #panache
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Panache 2.49.0 is out 🎉
New `semantic` wrap mode based on Semantic Line Breaks, a `four-space-rule` extension for Python-Markdown compatibility, more external formatter presets (ormolu, biome, csharpier, rustfmt, stylua…), plus parser & formatter fixes.
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Panache 2.49.0 is out 🎉
New `semantic` wrap mode based on Semantic Line Breaks, a `four-space-rule` extension for Python-Markdown compatibility, more external formatter presets (ormolu, biome, csharpier, rustfmt, stylua…), plus parser & formatter fixes.
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I'm cooking dinner tonight, but first I'm stripping and re-seasoning my pan because someone (no names) likes to sunbathe in the pan.
It's Ash. Ash-hole likes to sunbathe in the pan. Pan-Ash.
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I'm cooking dinner tonight, but first I'm stripping and re-seasoning my pan because someone (no names) likes to sunbathe in the pan.
It's Ash. Ash-hole likes to sunbathe in the pan. Pan-Ash.
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I'm cooking dinner tonight, but first I'm stripping and re-seasoning my pan because someone (no names) likes to sunbathe in the pan.
It's Ash. Ash-hole likes to sunbathe in the pan. Pan-Ash.
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I'm cooking dinner tonight, but first I'm stripping and re-seasoning my pan because someone (no names) likes to sunbathe in the pan.
It's Ash. Ash-hole likes to sunbathe in the pan. Pan-Ash.
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Panache, a language server, formatter, and linter for #Pandoc, #Quarto and #R #Markdown files is now also available for #VScode and related editors like #positron See https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=jolars.panache or https://open-vsx.org/extension/jolars/panache.
Since I last posted about #Panache, it has also grown considerably, now featuring full-fledged bibliography management for Quarto projects, table formatting, code chunk formatting, and various LSP features.
Learn more at https://github.com/jolars/panache
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Panache, a language server, formatter, and linter for #Pandoc, #Quarto and #R #Markdown files is now also available for #VScode and related editors like #positron See https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=jolars.panache or https://open-vsx.org/extension/jolars/panache.
Since I last posted about #Panache, it has also grown considerably, now featuring full-fledged bibliography management for Quarto projects, table formatting, code chunk formatting, and various LSP features.
Learn more at https://github.com/jolars/panache
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À Nantes, le Bal des variétistes a lancé avec panache la nouvelle année
Un feu d’artifice de voix, de couleurs et de bonne humeur ! On s’est régalés le soir du réveillon…
#Nantes #FR #France #Actu #News #Europe #EU #actu #Actualités #Année #bal #europe #lance #nouvelle #panache #paysdelaloire #Républiquefrançaise #variétistes
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https://www.europesays.com/fr/642829/ À Nantes, le Bal des variétistes a lancé avec panache la nouvelle année #actu #Actualités #Année #bal #EU #europe #FR #France #lance #Nantes #News #nouvelle #panache #PaysDeLaLoire #RépubliqueFrançaise #variétistes
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Mapping enums the right way
Legacy databases still use numeric status codes. With Quarkus 3 and Hibernate 7, you can finally drop those boilerplate converters.
Here’s a hands-on guide to clean, type-safe enum mapping — including the new @EnumeratedValue feature from Jakarta Persistence 3.2.
👉 https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/java-enum-custom-mapping-quarkus-hibernate-panache
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Mapping enums the right way
Legacy databases still use numeric status codes. With Quarkus 3 and Hibernate 7, you can finally drop those boilerplate converters.
Here’s a hands-on guide to clean, type-safe enum mapping — including the new @EnumeratedValue feature from Jakarta Persistence 3.2.
👉 https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/java-enum-custom-mapping-quarkus-hibernate-panache
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Mapping enums the right way
Legacy databases still use numeric status codes. With Quarkus 3 and Hibernate 7, you can finally drop those boilerplate converters.
Here’s a hands-on guide to clean, type-safe enum mapping — including the new @EnumeratedValue feature from Jakarta Persistence 3.2.
👉 https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/java-enum-custom-mapping-quarkus-hibernate-panache
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Mapping enums the right way
Legacy databases still use numeric status codes. With Quarkus 3 and Hibernate 7, you can finally drop those boilerplate converters.
Here’s a hands-on guide to clean, type-safe enum mapping — including the new @EnumeratedValue feature from Jakarta Persistence 3.2.
👉 https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/java-enum-custom-mapping-quarkus-hibernate-panache
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Mapping enums the right way
Legacy databases still use numeric status codes. With Quarkus 3 and Hibernate 7, you can finally drop those boilerplate converters.
Here’s a hands-on guide to clean, type-safe enum mapping — including the new @EnumeratedValue feature from Jakarta Persistence 3.2.
👉 https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/java-enum-custom-mapping-quarkus-hibernate-panache
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Design Milk : 2025 Modern Gift Ideas From Managing Editor Joseph Sgambati III https://design-milk.com/2025-modern-gift-ideas-from-managing-editor-joseph-sgambati-iii/ #2025holidaygiftguide #holidaygiftguide #HomeFurnishings #BangandOlufsen #2025giftguide #Bang&Olufsen #Panachebklyn #Technology #AlvarAalto #DevinWilde #kaschkasch #LigneRoset #memobottle #Centroute #giftguide #Caraway #Iittala #Panache #ripple #Apple #Main #Art
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Design Milk : 2025 Modern Gift Ideas From Managing Editor Joseph Sgambati III https://design-milk.com/2025-modern-gift-ideas-from-managing-editor-joseph-sgambati-iii/ #2025holidaygiftguide #holidaygiftguide #HomeFurnishings #BangandOlufsen #2025giftguide #Bang&Olufsen #Panachebklyn #Technology #AlvarAalto #DevinWilde #kaschkasch #LigneRoset #memobottle #Centroute #giftguide #Caraway #Iittala #Panache #ripple #Apple #Main #Art
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Design Milk : 2025 Modern Gift Ideas From Managing Editor Joseph Sgambati III https://design-milk.com/2025-modern-gift-ideas-from-managing-editor-joseph-sgambati-iii/ #2025holidaygiftguide #holidaygiftguide #HomeFurnishings #BangandOlufsen #2025giftguide #Bang&Olufsen #Panachebklyn #Technology #AlvarAalto #DevinWilde #kaschkasch #LigneRoset #memobottle #Centroute #giftguide #Caraway #Iittala #Panache #ripple #Apple #Main #Art
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Design Milk : 2025 Modern Gift Ideas From Managing Editor Joseph Sgambati III https://design-milk.com/2025-modern-gift-ideas-from-managing-editor-joseph-sgambati-iii/ #2025holidaygiftguide #holidaygiftguide #HomeFurnishings #BangandOlufsen #2025giftguide #Bang&Olufsen #Panachebklyn #Technology #AlvarAalto #DevinWilde #kaschkasch #LigneRoset #memobottle #Centroute #giftguide #Caraway #Iittala #Panache #ripple #Apple #Main #Art
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Terry, Tammy Bradshaw host book signing at Panache in Saint Jo
SAINT JO (KFDX/KJTL) — NFL Hall of Famer and Texoma resident Terry Bradshaw greeted local fans at Panache,…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Books #Booksigning #BradshawFamilyCookbook #Entertainment #footballfans #NFL #Panache #SAINTJO #TerryBradshaw
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Terry, Tammy Bradshaw host book signing at Panache in Saint Jo
SAINT JO (KFDX/KJTL) — NFL Hall of Famer and Texoma resident Terry Bradshaw greeted local fans at Panache,…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Books #Booksigning #BradshawFamilyCookbook #Entertainment #footballfans #NFL #Panache #SAINTJO #TerryBradshaw
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https://www.europesays.com/uk/492210/ Terry, Tammy Bradshaw host book signing at Panache in Saint Jo #BookSigning #Books #BradshawFamilyCookbook #Entertainment #FootballFans #NFL #Panache #SAINTJO #TerryBradshaw #UK #UnitedKingdom
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Bon, Masto, je te sens un peu tendu ce soir alors je vais te raconter une anecdote que j’ai appris ce matin.
En 1955, mon arrière-grand-mère lit, à sa publication, Lolita.
Elle trouve le roman très bien écrit mais qu’il serait inconvenant que ma mère ou ses sœurs (9, 11 et 13 ans à l’époque) tombassent sur ce texte sulfureux.Il convenait de s’en débarrasser, mais dignement.
Profitant d’un voyage à Florence avec son mari, elle suicida le roman dans l’Arno, du haut du Ponte Vecchio.
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Bon, Masto, je te sens un peu tendu ce soir alors je vais te raconter une anecdote que j’ai appris ce matin.
En 1955, mon arrière-grand-mère lit, à sa publication, Lolita.
Elle trouve le roman très bien écrit mais qu’il serait inconvenant que ma mère ou ses sœurs (9, 11 et 13 ans à l’époque) tombassent sur ce texte sulfureux.Il convenait de s’en débarrasser, mais dignement.
Profitant d’un voyage à Florence avec son mari, elle suicida le roman dans l’Arno, du haut du Ponte Vecchio.
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Bon, Masto, je te sens un peu tendu ce soir alors je vais te raconter une anecdote que j’ai appris ce matin.
En 1955, mon arrière-grand-mère lit, à sa publication, Lolita.
Elle trouve le roman très bien écrit mais qu’il serait inconvenant que ma mère ou ses sœurs (9, 11 et 13 ans à l’époque) tombassent sur ce texte sulfureux.Il convenait de s’en débarrasser, mais dignement.
Profitant d’un voyage à Florence avec son mari, elle suicida le roman dans l’Arno, du haut du Ponte Vecchio.
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Bon, Masto, je te sens un peu tendu ce soir alors je vais te raconter une anecdote que j’ai appris ce matin.
En 1955, mon arrière-grand-mère lit, à sa publication, Lolita.
Elle trouve le roman très bien écrit mais qu’il serait inconvenant que ma mère ou ses sœurs (9, 11 et 13 ans à l’époque) tombassent sur ce texte sulfureux.Il convenait de s’en débarrasser, mais dignement.
Profitant d’un voyage à Florence avec son mari, elle suicida le roman dans l’Arno, du haut du Ponte Vecchio.
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Temporal State in Practice with Quarkus: Build a Fleet Insurance Engine
Snapshots, reinsurance layers, and pro-rated billing using Hibernate ORM Panache and REST Jackson.
https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/quarkus-fleet-insurance-premium-recalculation-temporal-snapshots
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Temporal State in Practice with Quarkus: Build a Fleet Insurance Engine
Snapshots, reinsurance layers, and pro-rated billing using Hibernate ORM Panache and REST Jackson.
https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/quarkus-fleet-insurance-premium-recalculation-temporal-snapshots
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Temporal State in Practice with Quarkus: Build a Fleet Insurance Engine
Snapshots, reinsurance layers, and pro-rated billing using Hibernate ORM Panache and REST Jackson.
https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/quarkus-fleet-insurance-premium-recalculation-temporal-snapshots
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Temporal State in Practice with Quarkus: Build a Fleet Insurance Engine
Snapshots, reinsurance layers, and pro-rated billing using Hibernate ORM Panache and REST Jackson.
https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/quarkus-fleet-insurance-premium-recalculation-temporal-snapshots
#Java #Quarkus #TemporalState #Panache #Insurance -
Temporal State in Practice with Quarkus: Build a Fleet Insurance Engine
Snapshots, reinsurance layers, and pro-rated billing using Hibernate ORM Panache and REST Jackson.
https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/quarkus-fleet-insurance-premium-recalculation-temporal-snapshots
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JPA Without Surprises: Architecting Resilient Persistence Layers in Java
Why entity design still breaks apps and how to enforce patterns that scale using Hibernate, Panache, and discipline.https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/jpa-entity-design-patterns-java-quarkus-panache
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JPA Without Surprises: Architecting Resilient Persistence Layers in Java
Why entity design still breaks apps and how to enforce patterns that scale using Hibernate, Panache, and discipline.https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/jpa-entity-design-patterns-java-quarkus-panache
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JPA Without Surprises: Architecting Resilient Persistence Layers in Java
Why entity design still breaks apps and how to enforce patterns that scale using Hibernate, Panache, and discipline.https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/jpa-entity-design-patterns-java-quarkus-panache
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JPA Without Surprises: Architecting Resilient Persistence Layers in Java
Why entity design still breaks apps and how to enforce patterns that scale using Hibernate, Panache, and discipline.https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/jpa-entity-design-patterns-java-quarkus-panache
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JPA Without Surprises: Architecting Resilient Persistence Layers in Java
Why entity design still breaks apps and how to enforce patterns that scale using Hibernate, Panache, and discipline.https://www.the-main-thread.com/p/jpa-entity-design-patterns-java-quarkus-panache
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18 Cities with uninspired tallest buildings
Listed below are 18 American cities whose tallest buildings are less than inspiring nor particularly appealing visually. In many cases it appears that function (or budgetary considerations) overruled form as the lack of of panache, style, adornments, and interesting architectural features have made these buildings rather bland. It seems to this author that if you are going to the effort to construct the tallest building in a city, it ought to have some personality and visual appeal that enhances pride in the community.
When comparing the Rhodes State Office Tower in Columbus, Ohio to its surrounding counterparts, it is quite apparent that the Rhodes Tower is boxy and lacks charm. This is especially evident when viewing it in comparison to the city’s prior tallest building, the stunningly gorgeous LeVeque Tower.
Rhodes Tower – Source: en.wikipedia.org LeVeque Tower – Source: sah-archipedia.orgWhat may be the most disappointing is the example from Charleston, South Carolina. This is not because the building is worse than the others, but due to the fact that it seems out-of-sync with the historic colonial integrity of that charming city.
Sixteen of the 19 towers (there is one tie) identified below were built between the mid-1960s to the mid-1980s. That may say something about the styles employed during that two-decade period or that budgetary considerations outweighed style. Hopefully, if and when some of these towers are refurbished, the work can include adding some features that make them visually more appealing.
Peace!
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MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
100 N. Main (1965): Memphis, TN – Source en.wikipedia.orgCOLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA
Capitol Center (1987) : Columbia, SC – Source: en.wikipeidia.orgMACON, GEORGIA
Fickling & Co. Building (1969): Macon, GA – Source en.wikipedia.orgGARY, INDIANA
504 Broadway (1927): Gary, IN – Source: skyscrapercenter.comRIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA
Mount Rubidoux Manor (1971): Riverside, CA – Source: skydb.netBAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA
Stockdale Tower (1982): Bakersfield, CA – skydb.netODESSA, TEXAS
Prosperity Bank (1952): Odessa, TX – Source: newsflare.comNEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA
Hancock Whitney Center (1972) – New Orleans, LA – Source: en.wikipedia.orgNEWPORT NEWS, VIRGINIA
River Park Tower (1986): Newport News, VA – Source: skydb.netSPOKANE, WASHINGTON
BoA Financial Center (1981) – Spokane, WA – Source: en.wikipedia.orgCOLUMBUS, OHIO
Rhodes State Office Tower (1973): Columbus, OH – Source: en.wikipedia.orgWAUKEGAN, ILLINOIS
Hotel Waukegan (1927): Waukegan, IL – Source: en.wikipedia.orgMUNCIE, INDIANA
Teacher’s College Building (1968): Muncie, IN – Source: skydb.comLAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA
Chase Tower (1975): Lafayette, LA – Source: chasetowerlafayeette.comFALL RIVER, MASSACHUSETTS
Riverview Tower (1973): Fall River, MA – Source: google.gemini.ai and heraldnews.comHARRISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA
333 Market (1978): Harrisburg, PA – Source skydb.comCHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA
Dockside Condominiums (1978): Charleston, SC – Source: skydb,comKANSAS CITY, KANSAS (two tied for the tallest building)
Wyandotte Towers (1973) -Kansas City, KS – Source: skydb.com Vista Condominiums (1969) – Kansas City, KS – Source: skydb.comTRENTON, NEW JERSEY
1 Kingsbury Square (1972): Trenton, NJ – Source: skyscrapercenter.com#Bakersfield #beauty #buildings #Charleston #cities #Columbia #columbus #design #FallRiver #Gary #Harrisburg #KansasCity #Lafayette #landUse #Macon #Memphis #Muncie #NewOrleans #NewportNews #Odessa #panache #planning #Riverside #skylines #skyscrapers #Spokane #style #towers #Trenton #Waukegan
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18 Cities with uninspired tallest buildings
Listed below are 18 American cities whose tallest buildings are less than inspiring nor particularly appealing visually. In many cases it appears that function (or budgetary considerations) overruled form as the lack of of panache, style, adornments, and interesting architectural features have made these buildings rather bland. It seems to this author that if you are going to the effort to construct the tallest building in a city, it ought to have some personality and visual appeal that enhances pride in the community.
When comparing the Rhodes State Office Tower in Columbus, Ohio to its surrounding counterparts, it is quite apparent that the Rhodes Tower is boxy and lacks charm. This is especially evident when viewing it in comparison to the city’s prior tallest building, the stunningly gorgeous LeVeque Tower.
Rhodes Tower – Source: en.wikipedia.org LeVeque Tower – Source: sah-archipedia.orgWhat may be the most disappointing is the example from Charleston, South Carolina. This is not because the building is worse than the others, but due to the fact that it seems out-of-sync with the historic colonial integrity of that charming city.
Sixteen of the 19 towers (there is one tie) identified below were built between the mid-1960s to the mid-1980s. That may say something about the styles employed during that two-decade period or that budgetary considerations outweighed style. Hopefully, if and when some of these towers are refurbished, the work can include adding some features that make them visually more appealing.
Peace!
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MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
100 N. Main (1965): Memphis, TN – Source en.wikipedia.orgCOLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA
Capitol Center (1987) : Columbia, SC – Source: en.wikipeidia.orgMACON, GEORGIA
Fickling & Co. Building (1969): Macon, GA – Source en.wikipedia.orgGARY, INDIANA
504 Broadway (1927): Gary, IN – Source: skyscrapercenter.comRIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA
Mount Rubidoux Manor (1971): Riverside, CA – Source: skydb.netBAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA
Stockdale Tower (1982): Bakersfield, CA – skydb.netODESSA, TEXAS
Prosperity Bank (1952): Odessa, TX – Source: newsflare.comNEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA
Hancock Whitney Center (1972) – New Orleans, LA – Source: en.wikipedia.orgNEWPORT NEWS, VIRGINIA
River Park Tower (1986): Newport News, VA – Source: skydb.netSPOKANE, WASHINGTON
BoA Financial Center (1981) – Spokane, WA – Source: en.wikipedia.orgCOLUMBUS, OHIO
Rhodes State Office Tower (1973): Columbus, OH – Source: en.wikipedia.orgWAUKEGAN, ILLINOIS
Hotel Waukegan (1927): Waukegan, IL – Source: en.wikipedia.orgMUNCIE, INDIANA
Teacher’s College Building (1968): Muncie, IN – Source: skydb.comLAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA
Chase Tower (1975): Lafayette, LA – Source: chasetowerlafayeette.comFALL RIVER, MASSACHUSETTS
Riverview Tower (1973): Fall River, MA – Source: google.gemini.ai and heraldnews.comHARRISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA
333 Market (1978): Harrisburg, PA – Source skydb.comCHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA
Dockside Condominiums (1978): Charleston, SC – Source: skydb,comKANSAS CITY, KANSAS (two tied for the tallest building)
Wyandotte Towers (1973) -Kansas City, KS – Source: skydb.com Vista Condominiums (1969) – Kansas City, KS – Source: skydb.comTRENTON, NEW JERSEY
1 Kingsbury Square (1972): Trenton, NJ – Source: skyscrapercenter.com#Bakersfield #beauty #buildings #Charleston #cities #Columbia #columbus #design #FallRiver #Gary #Harrisburg #KansasCity #Lafayette #landUse #Macon #Memphis #Muncie #NewOrleans #NewportNews #Odessa #panache #planning #Riverside #skylines #skyscrapers #Spokane #style #towers #Trenton #Waukegan
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Don’t know what’s in the legs after a demanding spring schedule, but the head is always in attack mode.
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Don’t know what’s in the legs after a demanding spring schedule, but the head is always in attack mode.
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Don’t know what’s in the legs after a demanding spring schedule, but the head is always in attack mode.
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Don’t know what’s in the legs after a demanding spring schedule, but the head is always in attack mode.
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Don’t know what’s in the legs after a demanding spring schedule, but the head is always in attack mode.
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The Donald Hires Collections Agency to Pursue Mexico’s Border Wall Payment
WASHINGTON — Once and future President Donald Drumpf, never one to abandon a campaign promise, has taken an unconventional step to secure funding for his long-touted border wall: hiring a collections agency. The move comes after his oft-repeated claims that Mexico would foot the bill for the controversial project, a promise that, much like Trump’s original steaks, never fully materialized.
Sources close to the former president say he’s contracted “Four Seasons Collections, Inc.,” a company specializing in retrieving debts that may or may not exist. A press release from Drumpf’s Mar-a-Lago office described the effort as “a tremendous idea—the best idea—to get what’s owed to America.”
“They said it couldn’t be done, but we’re doing it,” Drumpf said in a recorded statement, his voice resonating with the same defiance that defined his time in office. “We’re going to call them, email them, send postcards, maybe even knock on doors. Mexico owes us big and we’re getting every penny. All of them.”
An Invoice With Flair
The first step in the collection effort was a formal invoice sent to Andrés Manuel López Obrador care of the Mexican government. The document, written on gold-embossed Drumpf Organization letterhead, itemizes the wall’s alleged $15 billion cost and includes a handwritten note in Sharpie reading, “Make checks payable to Donald J. Trump. You’re welcome.”
López Obrador was reportedly baffled by the invoice, having left office in September 2024 after the election of Claudia Sheinbaum. In a press conference, he laughed and said, “We thought this was spam at first. Then a joke. Honestly, it’s very funny. Maybe we’ll frame it.”
Persistent Tactics
Once the error was realized, Four Seasons Collections promised an “aggressive yet classy” approach, including weekly calls to Mexico’s Finance Ministry. Their scripts reportedly include lines like, “This is not a scam. This is history in the making.”
Additionally, Drumpf’s team has started crowdfunding efforts in border states, selling wall-shaped piggy banks online. “Fill it up, and you’ll be part of something huuuge,” reads the product description. Early sales numbers are reportedly “disappointing but not zero,” according to a Four Seasons spokesperson.
Legal Challenges Loom
Experts have already begun questioning the legality of this endeavour. “There’s no enforceable contract here,” said constitutional lawyer Elena Barrister. “You can’t just send someone a bill for something they didn’t agree to pay for. That’s not how international relations work.”
When pressed on this point, Drumpf responded via Truth Social: “FAKE NEWS LAWYERS don’t get it. Mexico KNOWS they owe us. Everyone knows. It’s called common sense. Sad!”
Mexico’s Response
For their part, Mexican officials have maintained a lighthearted stance. Sheinbaum’s foreign secretary joked on XTwitter, “If he really wants payment, he’ll have to collect it in pesos. Good luck with the exchange rate.”
A Never-Ending Quest
While many dismiss this latest move as a publicity stunt, Drumpf’s supporters see it as proof of his determination. “He’s a fighter,” said Gloria F. Smalls, a Florida retiree and avid MAGA hat collector. “If anyone can make Mexico pay, it’s him.”
For now, the border wall debt remains unpaid. But if Drumpf’s collections strategy fails, insiders suggest he may pivot to suing Mexico in small claims court. As one former aide put it, “He’s not giving up. He’s just getting started.”
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Idiot Elected to Run Country to Appoint Other Idiots to Help Run Country
WASHINGTON — In what critics have dubbed the “Council of Contradictions,” President-elect Drumpf’s latest proposed cabinet appointments have raised eyebrows, questions, and the blood pressure of anyone who has ever managed so much as a lemonade stand.
Among the standout selections is Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a vocal vaccine skeptic, tapped to lead Health and Human Services—a department traditionally rooted in science. “No one knows more about being against vaccines than Bobby,” the Spraytan Sultan remarked. “He’s practically allergic to them!”
Over at the newly-minted Department of Government Efficiency, Elon Musk will take the reins. Musk, whose stint as Twitter CEO was marked by public meltdowns and plummeting revenue, promised to “disrupt” bureaucracy. “Government needs bold thinking,” Musk tweeted, “like flamethrowers in every office. Efficiency = 🔥🚀.”
Leading the Environmental Protection Agency is Lee Zeldin, a staunch supporter of energy deregulation. Zeldin assured reporters that he would “protect the environment from overreach” while vowing to replace solar farms with “cleaner coal fields.”
And to head the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services? None other than Mehmet Oz, famed for peddling questionable medical cures on daytime TV. “I’ll bring medicine to the masses,” Oz said, holding a jar of his proprietary “miracle beans.”
Critics fear this team might struggle to govern effectively, but Cheddarhead Caesar remains optimistic. “They said I couldn’t pick ‘em,” he said. “Well, I proved them wrong!”
“This team represents the best of the worst,” said one bewildered political analyst, noting that several nominees have resumes that include “Twitter feuds” and “once owned a gas station.”
When pressed, Drumpf defended his picks: “These are tremendous people—tremendous. They have the best ideas. Some say too many ideas. We’ll be number one in ideas.”
Meanwhile, the rest of the nation braces for what might be the most “interesting” four years in U.S. history.
