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The Art of The Deal – Jonathan Pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk0nUUqG_Ag
The Great Negotiator sells out Ukraine – and the UK’s favourite grifter is behind him every step of the way.
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The Donald Hires Collections Agency to Pursue Mexico’s Border Wall Payment
WASHINGTON — Once and future President Donald Drumpf, never one to abandon a campaign promise, has taken an unconventional step to secure funding for his long-touted border wall: hiring a collections agency. The move comes after his oft-repeated claims that Mexico would foot the bill for the controversial project, a promise that, much like Trump’s original steaks, never fully materialized.
Sources close to the former president say he’s contracted “Four Seasons Collections, Inc.,” a company specializing in retrieving debts that may or may not exist. A press release from Drumpf’s Mar-a-Lago office described the effort as “a tremendous idea—the best idea—to get what’s owed to America.”
“They said it couldn’t be done, but we’re doing it,” Drumpf said in a recorded statement, his voice resonating with the same defiance that defined his time in office. “We’re going to call them, email them, send postcards, maybe even knock on doors. Mexico owes us big and we’re getting every penny. All of them.”
An Invoice With Flair
The first step in the collection effort was a formal invoice sent to Andrés Manuel López Obrador care of the Mexican government. The document, written on gold-embossed Drumpf Organization letterhead, itemizes the wall’s alleged $15 billion cost and includes a handwritten note in Sharpie reading, “Make checks payable to Donald J. Trump. You’re welcome.”
López Obrador was reportedly baffled by the invoice, having left office in September 2024 after the election of Claudia Sheinbaum. In a press conference, he laughed and said, “We thought this was spam at first. Then a joke. Honestly, it’s very funny. Maybe we’ll frame it.”
Persistent Tactics
Once the error was realized, Four Seasons Collections promised an “aggressive yet classy” approach, including weekly calls to Mexico’s Finance Ministry. Their scripts reportedly include lines like, “This is not a scam. This is history in the making.”
Additionally, Drumpf’s team has started crowdfunding efforts in border states, selling wall-shaped piggy banks online. “Fill it up, and you’ll be part of something huuuge,” reads the product description. Early sales numbers are reportedly “disappointing but not zero,” according to a Four Seasons spokesperson.
Legal Challenges Loom
Experts have already begun questioning the legality of this endeavour. “There’s no enforceable contract here,” said constitutional lawyer Elena Barrister. “You can’t just send someone a bill for something they didn’t agree to pay for. That’s not how international relations work.”
When pressed on this point, Drumpf responded via Truth Social: “FAKE NEWS LAWYERS don’t get it. Mexico KNOWS they owe us. Everyone knows. It’s called common sense. Sad!”
Mexico’s Response
For their part, Mexican officials have maintained a lighthearted stance. Sheinbaum’s foreign secretary joked on XTwitter, “If he really wants payment, he’ll have to collect it in pesos. Good luck with the exchange rate.”
A Never-Ending Quest
While many dismiss this latest move as a publicity stunt, Drumpf’s supporters see it as proof of his determination. “He’s a fighter,” said Gloria F. Smalls, a Florida retiree and avid MAGA hat collector. “If anyone can make Mexico pay, it’s him.”
For now, the border wall debt remains unpaid. But if Drumpf’s collections strategy fails, insiders suggest he may pivot to suing Mexico in small claims court. As one former aide put it, “He’s not giving up. He’s just getting started.”
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Idiot Elected to Run Country to Appoint Other Idiots to Help Run Country
WASHINGTON — In what critics have dubbed the “Council of Contradictions,” President-elect Drumpf’s latest proposed cabinet appointments have raised eyebrows, questions, and the blood pressure of anyone who has ever managed so much as a lemonade stand.
Among the standout selections is Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a vocal vaccine skeptic, tapped to lead Health and Human Services—a department traditionally rooted in science. “No one knows more about being against vaccines than Bobby,” the Spraytan Sultan remarked. “He’s practically allergic to them!”
Over at the newly-minted Department of Government Efficiency, Elon Musk will take the reins. Musk, whose stint as Twitter CEO was marked by public meltdowns and plummeting revenue, promised to “disrupt” bureaucracy. “Government needs bold thinking,” Musk tweeted, “like flamethrowers in every office. Efficiency = 🔥🚀.”
Leading the Environmental Protection Agency is Lee Zeldin, a staunch supporter of energy deregulation. Zeldin assured reporters that he would “protect the environment from overreach” while vowing to replace solar farms with “cleaner coal fields.”
And to head the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services? None other than Mehmet Oz, famed for peddling questionable medical cures on daytime TV. “I’ll bring medicine to the masses,” Oz said, holding a jar of his proprietary “miracle beans.”
Critics fear this team might struggle to govern effectively, but Cheddarhead Caesar remains optimistic. “They said I couldn’t pick ‘em,” he said. “Well, I proved them wrong!”
“This team represents the best of the worst,” said one bewildered political analyst, noting that several nominees have resumes that include “Twitter feuds” and “once owned a gas station.”
When pressed, Drumpf defended his picks: “These are tremendous people—tremendous. They have the best ideas. Some say too many ideas. We’ll be number one in ideas.”
Meanwhile, the rest of the nation braces for what might be the most “interesting” four years in U.S. history.
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Good lord, this was 8 years ago and is still relevant today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkfX1mpsMKk
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This was the easy part.
The sentencing is the HUGE problem.
Bring back the stocks.
Crucifixions to good for him.#makedonalddrumpfagain #trump
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/30/trump-trial-hush-money-verdict?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other -
CW: One ugly orange bastard with far too much money
Now this cup of #covfefe is perfect.
#aiart #aigenerared #makedonalddrumpfagain -
CW: One ugly orange bastard with far too much money
This #covfefe is too fucking hot!
#aiart #aigenerated #makedonalddrumpfagain
