#momentofjoy — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #momentofjoy, aggregated by home.social.
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This doesn’t look like much. But it was a scene, just seconds before my wife and I sat down for a meal with our eldest son. A rare treat now that he lives in his own home.
We sat down. Ate some vegan Indian food. Talked. That’s all. What a gift. A small moment of the good life.
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Today's moment of joy, the comments on a TikTok post where a lovely young woman is complaining about an old man with the audacity to chide her about the skimpiness of wearing shorts and a tee into Home Depot on a hot day. One commenter advised "spit on him" and the next, in horror, said "What? For free?"
No way, honey, get that bag!
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The most joyous thing I've seen today:
"Romance gave her brain damage, but she relished her symptoms."
https://www.erosblog.com/2025/05/08/moment-of-joy-20/
#MomentOfJoy #ShifterRomance #Nonsense #Joy #Joyous #Romance #Romantica #Erotica #AshlynnMonroe #AlwaysMidnight #Werewolf #Werewolves #Instalove #FatedMates
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I left a frustrating night but on the train there's a guy dressed all in jean... But with glitter! He's all glitter jean!! Thank goodness such a person exists!!!
#momentofjoy #joy #publictransportation #optimism #happy -
The most joyous thing I've seen today is the paranormal erotica heroine who, in a fit of pique, told off the male protagonist and romantic lead by spitting "Bite me!" at him.
And then, a beat later, her consternation, as she realizes she just said "bite me" to a man who is urbane and sophisticated and attractive but above all else, he's an 800-year-old VAMPIRE.
Oopsie!
#Joyous #MomentOfJoy #Vampire #BiteMe #Erotica #Romance #Paranormal #BDSM
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CW: Watersports
The most #joyous thing I've seen today? A #kinky book-boyfriend Scotsman who knows his own limits:
"I knew a girl. Beautiful girl. Sweet as honeysuckle, pure submissive, perfect match.”
“But?” Kate prompted, smiling.
“But she was into watersports. Every scene had to end with me pissing on her. Not my thing at all. It’s one thing in the club or the shower, but every bloody time! Woman, that’s a five-thousand-dollar mattress! I’m nae pissing on it!"
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Equinox sunrise…blue skies on the way!
#Equinox #Sunrise #SpringIsHere #oceans #LandscapePhotography #AtlanticOcean #MomentOfJoy
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One of the most joyous things I've ever posted on ErosBlog is this machinima music video starring World of Warcraft characters singing and performing the song "The Internet Is for Porn" from the musical comedy Avenue Q:
http://www.erosblog.com/2006/01/21/so-grab-your-dick-and-double-click/
#Internet #Porn #Machinima #MusicVideo #Music #Video #WorldOfWarcraft #WoW #Musical #Comedy #AvenueQ #ErosBlog #MomentOfJoy
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One of the most joyous things I've ever posted on ErosBlog is this machinima music video starring World of Warcraft characters singing and performing the song "The Internet Is for Porn" from the musical comedy Avenue Q:
http://www.erosblog.com/2006/01/21/so-grab-your-dick-and-double-click/
#Internet #Porn #Machinima #MusicVideo #Music #Video #WorldOfWarcraft #WoW #Musical #Comedy #AvenueQ #ErosBlog #MomentOfJoy
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On my daily walk to work I would often see a car that annoyed me to no end. It had a semi-opaque license plate cover on the back plate (so that toll readers wouldn't register it), no front plate, tinted windows, always parked in a no parking zone. From some angles I could see that the license plate had some sort of cop insignia on it.
Anyway, on Monday there was a no parking sticker on its window and a tow truck was about to haul it away. Nobody has parked there since.
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The most joyous thing I've seen today is a man on TikTok extolling the merits of dating nerds such as himself:
"Don't feel like going out? Good. I usually don't. Why would I spend $120 on three drinks and a cover charge in a nightclub when for the exact same amount of money we can get the brand new Mario Kart, a bottle of tequila, Chinese takeout, and spend the entire night in our pajamas?"
Compelling, I would say!
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The most joyous thing I've seen today is the sexually frustrated romance novel protagonist who keeps carefully organized and well-hidden folders full of photos of fancily-decorated room interiors on her laptop as her preferred masturbation fodder. Her self-justification: "I am an interior designer, after all!"
#MomentOfJoy #Romance #InteriorDesign #BDSM #Masturbation #WankFodder
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CW: Pussy ID meme
I'm no big fan of the shit-stirring vids on TikTok where some wife or girlfriend asks her man an impossible question where all the answers are dangerous. A recent one is "would you be able to pick out my hoo-ha from a lineup of 100 hoo-ha photos?"
The most joyous thing I've seen today was the absolute KING who looked his wife dead in the eye and with a wide smile he said "Oh, yeah, no problem. It'll be the big red hairy one."
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For the last 11 months or so I have been posting toots that begin "The most joyous thing I've seen today..." Just now I got a wild hair and decided to rationalize their hashtags. Now you can find them all under the hashtag #MomentOfJoy.
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The most joyous thing I've seen today is the virginal young heroine of a BDSM romance, whose submissive tendencies are as yet unrealized in this early part of the narrative, complaining to a man who just happens to be part owner of a BDSM club: "You're so bossy."
Oh, honey, fasten your seatbelt, because you are about to go on a JOURNEY... #MomentOfJoy
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One thing I love about homeschooling is that I can let OMG sleep later in the morning while I enjoy quiet morning time. This morning he betrayed our unspoken agreement and woke up at 6:30. I feel robbed!
My consolation here is that he asked me to supervise while he cooked himself “egg in a basket” and I’m really tickled that my 8 yr old is so comfortable in the kitchen already. #HomeSchool #MomentOfJoy
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The most #joyous thing I've seen today is a lustful simile:
"She wants to jump him like he's a bouncy house."
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The most #joyous thing I've seen today is this yard sale simile:
"My shirt went flying. His boot bounced off the wall. Pants dropped. We were both bare within seconds, everything we wore like a yard sale around us."
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The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a line of dialog between a matchmaking personal assistant and her hard-working lonely boss: “If you’re thinking about breaking your self-imposed celibacy at Comic Con with some guy dressed up as Khal Drogo, unless he is actually Jason Mamoa, I forbid it!” #MomentOfJoy
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The place where I order my rolled oats and lentils sold me a five pound box of frozen "raspberry pieces" which mostly turn out to be individual drupelets (the tiny pips into which a raspberry may be disassembled.) They are glorious in cereal or smoothies, but tonight I discovered they are twice-glorious when shaken in a cocktail shaker with fruit juice, vodka, and lots of ice, and then poured, unstrained, into a highball glass.
That's the most joyous thing I've TASTED today.
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"Remove those panties. They offend me."
That's the most joyous bit of dialog I've seen today. Wear granny panties to the BDSM club, win stupid prizes!
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Update: NOW the most joyous thing I've seen today is a gardening video where the lady uses a wooden dibble to make a finger-sized planting hole which she refers to as "a butthole in the dirt" followed by an uwu-voiced "oooooh!" as she sticks her finger in the hole. If #gardening isn't #dirty you're not doing it right!
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The most joyous thing I've seen today was a sweet young thing on TikTok saying "If you can't afford therapy, just go fuck a 45 year old man. It'll do the job, and it's much cheaper." #DaddyIssues #Dating #Therapy #MomentOfJoy
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CW: Discussion of married sex
The most joyous thing I've seen today was a man on TikTok who took a really hard look at his wife's old monthly planners and realized she had inscribed a tiny heart on each date that they had sex. But then he asked what had happened on the other days where she drew in five tiny stars. Turns out, that was self-pleasure time...
"You always give yourself a five-star review?!?"
"Oh, honey, I just know what I like!"
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The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a line of internal monologue in a #BDSM #romance as an over-her-head #submissive is far too late with a vital realization: “This man was a Dom, not a play toy.” Yes, honey, but there IS a play toy in this scene…
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The most joyous thing I saw today was a fictional submissive who was outraged beyond all self-restraint (and got punished for a tantrum) when she was denied her morning coffee and realized she'd missed her opportunity to put "coffee denial" on her list of hard limits for the encounter.
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The most joyous thing I saw today was the feral smile on the face of the dom whose sub realized a moment too late that “make me” are words of consent.
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The most joyous thing I've seen today was a curvaceous catgirl submissive on TikTok proudly showing us the mouth-watering plate of food she had lovingly prepared and was about to serve to her master.
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The most joyous thing I've seen today is a very stoned transfemme on TikTok (Titan_of_Joy) saying "I want to get a lower back tattoo that is the gates of Moria from Lord of the Rings. SPEAK FRIEND AND ENTER! [helpless laughter]"
If anybody has actually done this and there are public photos, I want to see them SO MUCH