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  1. That's right, keep away from the sea lions. Hope the selfie was worth it #BiteMe

  2. and I touch you.
    and I bite harder.
    and I love back.
    and I may fart.
    and I help you.
    and we heal all.

  3. CW: Terms and Conditions for concrete blocks

    What is the story here? Did I wrong them in a past life?

    The image is of the back of an invoice for cement blocks. I paid in advance, and this was handed to me by the delivery driver.
    The page is A4. All this text is rendered at 1.1mm per line, in, I'm guessing? 2point? Thereabouts.

    I had to get a magnifying glass to read it. (I found out that xsane doesn't drive my scanner at 600dpi - have never wanted to use it at 600dpi before now).

    Stunning.

    #IANAL #Legal #contracts #BiteMe #TheUnbearablePointlessnessOfBeing.

  4. CW: Terms and Conditions for concrete blocks

    What is the story here? Did I wrong them in a past life?

    The image is of the back of an invoice for cement blocks. I paid in advance, and this was handed to me by the delivery driver.
    The page is A4. All this text is rendered at 1.1mm per line, in, I'm guessing? 2point? Thereabouts.

    I had to get a magnifying glass to read it. (I found out that xsane doesn't drive my scanner at 600dpi - have never wanted to use it at 600dpi before now).

    Stunning.

    #IANAL #Legal #contracts #BiteMe #TheUnbearablePointlessnessOfBeing.

  5. CW: Terms and Conditions for concrete blocks

    What is the story here? Did I wrong them in a past life?

    The image is of the back of an invoice for cement blocks. I paid in advance, and this was handed to me by the delivery driver.
    The page is A4. All this text is rendered at 1.1mm per line, in, I'm guessing? 2point? Thereabouts.

    I had to get a magnifying glass to read it. (I found out that xsane doesn't drive my scanner at 600dpi - have never wanted to use it at 600dpi before now).

    Stunning.

    #IANAL #Legal #contracts #BiteMe #TheUnbearablePointlessnessOfBeing.

  6. CW: Terms and Conditions for concrete blocks

    What is the story here? Did I wrong them in a past life?

    The image is of the back of an invoice for cement blocks. I paid in advance, and this was handed to me by the delivery driver.
    The page is A4. All this text is rendered at 1.1mm per line, in, I'm guessing? 2point? Thereabouts.

    I had to get a magnifying glass to read it. (I found out that xsane doesn't drive my scanner at 600dpi - have never wanted to use it at 600dpi before now).

    Stunning.

    #IANAL #Legal #contracts #BiteMe #TheUnbearablePointlessnessOfBeing.

  7. CW: Terms and Conditions for concrete blocks

    What is the story here? Did I wrong them in a past life?

    The image is of the back of an invoice for cement blocks. I paid in advance, and this was handed to me by the delivery driver.
    The page is A4. All this text is rendered at 1.1mm per line, in, I'm guessing? 2point? Thereabouts.

    I had to get a magnifying glass to read it. (I found out that xsane doesn't drive my scanner at 600dpi - have never wanted to use it at 600dpi before now).

    Stunning.

    #IANAL #Legal #contracts #BiteMe #TheUnbearablePointlessnessOfBeing.

  8. The most joyous thing I've seen today is the paranormal erotica heroine who, in a fit of pique, told off the male protagonist and romantic lead by spitting "Bite me!" at him.

    And then, a beat later, her consternation, as she realizes she just said "bite me" to a man who is urbane and sophisticated and attractive but above all else, he's an 800-year-old VAMPIRE.

    Oopsie!

    #Joyous #MomentOfJoy #Vampire #BiteMe #Erotica #Romance #Paranormal #BDSM

  9. I truly don't understand negative reactions for introducing female dancers to the choreography.
    Are they perhaps thinking that the song targets Korean fans only? It's obvious that without an international market k-pop wouldn't be so popular, hence the lyrics in English

    #enhypen #biteme #kpop

    youtu.be/o3FLY3YeKbc

  10. Yep, that would make anyone go from macho man to girly girl pretty fast! 😂

    He tried so hard to go back to Brienne of Tarth after that.... Wait what? 😅

    #sunday #funny #joke #lol #biteme #dark #scary #jokes #prank

  11. @Nadinabbott
    Ok, worst case: the Lunacy Caucus ttries to hold the USA (and executive branch) hostage. No capitulation to absurdities, no funding.

    Biden will try to negotiate something, but the price will be way too high. Ridiculous, in fact.

    Treasury mints the $1T coin and goes merrily along, ignoring the House. [Me, I’d avoid the actual $1T coin and mint them in slightly smaller denominations, including $1M collectors’ items for those wanting conspicuous consumption jewelry.]
    ( #BiteMe )

  12. @NaturalNews Here's a thought to pursue: What if the #biteme gang sought to 'bring the troops home' bc to vaxx them and make Our G-d Blessed USA thorough;y defenseless as a full unit, eh; and here come the states' militia!