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  1. @allanfriedman

    getting shingles is *bad* folks. miss wizard contracted the virus about 20 years ago, was in excruciating pain for months, and, to this day, will not let me touch her in the area of the outbreak due to lingering discomfort.

    this virus stole a part of my partner from me.

    #get #vaccinated #dummy

  2. @allanfriedman

    getting shingles is *bad* folks. miss wizard contracted the virus about 20 years ago, was in excruciating pain for months, and, to this day, will not let me touch her in the area of the outbreak due to lingering discomfort.

    this virus stole a part of my partner from me.

    #get #vaccinated #dummy

  3. @allanfriedman

    getting shingles is *bad* folks. miss wizard contracted the virus about 20 years ago, was in excruciating pain for months, and, to this day, will not let me touch her in the area of the outbreak due to lingering discomfort.

    this virus stole a part of my partner from me.

    #get #vaccinated #dummy

  4. @allanfriedman

    getting shingles is *bad* folks. miss wizard contracted the virus about 20 years ago, was in excruciating pain for months, and, to this day, will not let me touch her in the area of the outbreak due to lingering discomfort.

    this virus stole a part of my partner from me.

    #get #vaccinated #dummy

  5. @allanfriedman

    getting shingles is *bad* folks. miss wizard contracted the virus about 20 years ago, was in excruciating pain for months, and, to this day, will not let me touch her in the area of the outbreak due to lingering discomfort.

    this virus stole a part of my partner from me.

    #get #vaccinated #dummy

  6. Die #Gerüchteküche rund um die neue #iPhone-Generation brodelt wieder. Und diesmal liefern neue Bilder besonders spannende Hinweise. Denn Leaker @SonnyDickson hat erstmals #Dummy-Modelle der kommenden Geräte veröffentlicht, darunter das #iPhone18Pro, das #iPhone18ProMax sowie das lang erwartete faltbare iPhone.

    Alle Infos: appgefahren.de/?p=397418

    #appgefahren #Apple #AppleBlog #iPad #Mac #Leak #Leaker #iPhoneDummy

  7. RE: mastodon.social/@TwraSun/11627

    Mastodon translation.

    "Iran has threatened to destroy all desalination plants in the Middle East when Trump attacks its power plants.

    • Kuwait: 90% of all drinking water from desalination
    • Oman: 86% dependent - no alternative supply
    • Israel: 75% dependent
    • Saudi Arabia: 70% dependent - world's largest desalination capacity
    • Bahrain: 60% dependent
    • Qatar: 50% dependent

    Around 100 million people are unable to survive without desalination

    #iran #war #goof #fool #bozo #dummy #idiot #climate

  8. Quickly engage interactive technologies and e-business strategic theme areas. Progressively synergize client-based users rather than collaborative meta-services. Interactively evolve enterprise-wide infomediaries without bricks-and-clicks information. Dramatically exploit strategic models vis-a-vis enterprise convergence. Proactively target just in time innovation with premium sources.

    Corporate Ipsum
    #chrome #extension #dummy #text #generator #funky #lorem
    chromewebstore.google.com/deta

  9. Ein neues Hands-on-Video zeigt erstmals ein #Dummy-Modell des kommenden #iPhone17Air. Und eins ist klar: So dünn war ein #iPhone noch nie. Der bekannte #Apple- #Analyst #MingChiKuo will wissen: Das iPhone 17 Air soll an seiner dünnsten Stelle gerade einmal 5,5 Millimeter messen: Damit wäre es dünner als das iPhone 6, das 6,9 Millimeter misst.

    Mehr zum Thema: appgefahren.de/?p=382479

    #appgefahren #AppleBlog #iPad #Mac

  10. Nachdem die Kleinis heute schon einen schönen Ausflug mit den Nachbarn gemacht haben (Vater und Tochter gehen so einmal die Woche mit den Mädels spazieren, weil Tochter soooo gern einen #Hund hätte), bin ich mit Ylvi allein los. Eigentlich wollte ich Laufen gehen, aber die Ferse links möchte nicht. (Ich switche dann wohl bald wieder zum Eigentraining am #Kickbike.) Also haben wir ein bisschen Spaß mit dem #Dummy gehabt.

    #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Apportieren #Wald #Gassi #Hunde

  11. I saw something scary in the cellar this morning. A demon from hell that is the scariest monster in the known universe.

    I saw…

    I can’t even type it, it’s so terrible…

    I saw a house centipede.

    Pause to give everyone some time to scream in abject terror for their very existence.

    It was on the floor next to my pedal board in my music nook. I am pretty sure it was dead. It didn’t move as I approached it and if you know anything about house centipedes you know that they are the fastest muthas in the west. They don’t just let you walk up to them. When they see you coming, they bolt. This guy just sat there and even let my foot hover above him for a couple of seconds. Yeah, it was already dead.

    If it wasn’t dead at that point though, it was certainly dead after I stepped on it. Squish, babie. One less demonic asshole in the world. Normally I would feel bad about squishing a little living thing, but these guys are so evil looking (and they scare the shit out of my wife) that I have sentenced all who enter my domain to death. Sorry, nature. I know they are actually good to have around because they eat all of the other bugs, but sometimes you cannot let evil like this exist, ya know?

    Change of subject.

    I am a dope. I also can’t tell time and I have a memory like a sieve. My wife is going to the office today. She told me she was leaving at 7:45. I made a note. I would make sure I got through my whole morning routine before then so that I could properly say goodbye to her.

    I got up early and dashed down cellar to do my morning exercise. Success. I came upstairs and did a couple of things and then at the appropriate time I walked up to her office, where she was sitting at her desk, and was about to say that I was ready to wish her a good day whenever she was ready to go… and that was when I realized she said 7:45, not 6:45, and the current time was actually 6:45.

    I am an idiot.

    Well, at least I am ready to say goodbye when she is ready to go. I’ve got that going for me, right?

    https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/10/25/scary-demon-monster/

    #clock #dummy #EVIL #Family #gross #houseCentipede #Jen #monster #scary #spouse #terminateWithExtremePrejudice #time #wife