#goof — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #goof, aggregated by home.social.
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:LaForgeNo: Blue Eyes White Dragon
:LaForgeYes: White Eyes Blue Glutton -
Canadian firefighter dies fighting fires in Colorado
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@juliamon You are supposed to eat it, immediately upon receiving it, while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave it to you.
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@PKYo I mean, I feel that something like lingerine or tight-fitting clothes would be more effective personally, but you do you. 😜
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CW: Food, proposal for novelty pasta shape
There needs to be pasta shaped like Macintosh computers.
Yes, this is going *exactly* where you think it is.
Say it with me, folks:
"Mac and cheese"!
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Since The Simpsons are owned by Disney these days, there is officially a non-zero chance that we will get a Simpsons level in Kingdom Hearts 4.
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CW: Goof: Product idea, alternative human waste disposal marketed to gamers/streamers
Razer or someone should release a series of catheters and colostomy bags for streamers and esports peeps, so they don't have to use the toilet mid session. It'd be perfect for marathons or tournaments!
They could even slap RGB LEDs on it, so that "Real Gamerz" can show it off proudly.
Besides, they're marketing ready-made meals and instant energy drink to "gamerz". This would merely be the next logical step
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Why are they calling it a "midi dress" if it doesn't adhere to the midi standard, and isn't compatible to any midi devices?
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The name "Necronomicon" might be derived from "Necronym", which would imply that it is either full of people's deadnames, or is actually just a Death Note.
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Happy #PrideMonth, people!
If you only recently found yourself: Remember to put your old name/gender/orientation/etc. under your pillow tonight, so that the fae may take it, and exchange it for ~9.26NOK, or your regional equivalent.
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Petition to name non-binary lust-feeding demons "Vengabus".
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Article: "There is an N64 homebrew application that lets you gradually dump a rom off a cartridge by repeatedly swapping cartridges between the flashcart and the game you want to dump."
Me: "Finally, Stop'n'Swop!"
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There are three Anime titles:
1. Gulorbo
2. Butt-Kicker Senshi
3. Now This Is The Story All About How My Life Got Flipped, Turned Upside-Down. And I'd Like To Take A Minute, Let Me Get This Unfurled, I'll Tell You How I Became The Prince Of A Whole 'Nother World.
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CW: Goof, wrong name for apparel, reproductive organ mention
:LaForgeNo: Kilt
:LaForgeYes: Ball gown -
Apparently, in response to trump threat to destroy Iran Oil infrastructure, yes.
"Iran has threatened “irreversible destruction” of water infrastructure across Gulf countries, if the US follows through on Donald Trump’s threat to attack Iran’s electricity grid."
If only the US was a functioning democracy.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/23/iran-threat-to-destroy-water-facilities-gulf
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@TwraSun/116278836121832550
Mastodon translation.
"Iran has threatened to destroy all desalination plants in the Middle East when Trump attacks its power plants.
• Kuwait: 90% of all drinking water from desalination
• Oman: 86% dependent - no alternative supply
• Israel: 75% dependent
• Saudi Arabia: 70% dependent - world's largest desalination capacity
• Bahrain: 60% dependent
• Qatar: 50% dependentAround 100 million people are unable to survive without desalination
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Doki Doki Literature Club is actually just a fan translation of the japanese original. The official western version is called "Mario Teaches Poetry".
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...why are people claiming that Voy Across the Unknown is "hard"? Sounds like skill issue to me.
Just activate the array, bosh - you're home.
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