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  1. There are three Anime titles:

    1. Gulorbo

    2. Butt-Kicker Senshi

    3. Now This Is The Story All About How My Life Got Flipped, Turned Upside-Down. And I'd Like To Take A Minute, Let Me Get This Unfurled, I'll Tell You How I Became The Prince Of A Whole 'Nother World.

    #Anime #Goof

  2. CW: Goof, wrong name for apparel, reproductive organ mention

    :LaForgeNo: Kilt
    :LaForgeYes: Ball gown

    #goof

  3. People: *arguing about whether Apple, Amiga or Atari computers had the best operating system*

    Me: ¿Por qué no los DOS? :WhyNotBoth:

    #goof #MSDOS

  4. @codewizard

    Apparently, in response to trump threat to destroy Iran Oil infrastructure, yes.

    "Iran has threatened “irreversible destruction” of water infrastructure across Gulf countries, if the US follows through on Donald Trump’s threat to attack Iran’s electricity grid."

    If only the US was a functioning democracy.

    theguardian.com/world/2026/mar

    #iran #fool #moron #goof #incompetent

  5. RE: mastodon.social/@TwraSun/11627

    Mastodon translation.

    "Iran has threatened to destroy all desalination plants in the Middle East when Trump attacks its power plants.

    • Kuwait: 90% of all drinking water from desalination
    • Oman: 86% dependent - no alternative supply
    • Israel: 75% dependent
    • Saudi Arabia: 70% dependent - world's largest desalination capacity
    • Bahrain: 60% dependent
    • Qatar: 50% dependent

    Around 100 million people are unable to survive without desalination

    #iran #war #goof #fool #bozo #dummy #idiot #climate

  6. Doki Doki Literature Club is actually just a fan translation of the japanese original. The official western version is called "Mario Teaches Poetry".

    #Goof #DokiDokiLiteratureClub

  7. ...why are people claiming that Voy Across the Unknown is "hard"? Sounds like skill issue to me.

    Just activate the array, bosh - you're home.

    #Goof #StarTrekVoyagerIntoTheUnkown

  8. Remember HitClips, Bart?

    They're back! In Pokémon form!

    #Goof #Pokemon30

  9. CW: Goof, Pokémon, lewd

    Hitmontop implies the existance of Hitmonbottom

    #Goof #Pokemon

  10. CW: Goof, food, Simpsons reference

    Me, stirring my slowcooker and giving whatever I'm cooking a taste: "This needs more Eye of Newt."

    #Goof

  11. Still waiting for the No Man's Sky update that adds the final boss, Gnome Ann.

    xkcd.com/1704/

    #Goof

  12. If the Stanley Parable had spawned a wave of comedic first-person walking simulators with meta elements, would we have called them "Stanlikes"?

    #Goof

  13. "Prowess" implies the existance of "Prower"

    #goof

  14. @Cal And the good thing is: If you were in dire need of new eyes, they are probably selling them in packs of 50 or something in the actual Costco. #Goof

  15. for just 20 dollars a month we question your sexuality so you don't have to

    #goof

  16. Batman Beyond implies the existance of Batman Bed and Batman Bath.

    #Goof

  17. :LaForgeNo: Aluminium
    :LaForgeNo: Aluminum
    :LaForgeYes: Halloomeanyum

    #Goof

  18. Found the print version of Mastodon

    #Goof

  19. CW: RE: Money ~

    @Cal In fairness, it's a lot of hard work.
    Laying pipes, making sure the pressure is just right, stomping on turtles, making sure nothing leaks...

    #Goof

  20. People always say "What is updog?", but never "How is updog?".

    #Goof

  21. @Cal I don't see the confusing part, seems clear to me:

    The first one holds 20 empty shopping bags, while the second one holds 20 bags filled with the concept of shopping.

    Despite the second one's claim that it can hold "a lot of pizzas", it is merely a freezer for metaphorical concepts, while the first one is exclusively designed for textiles and polymers.

    #Goof

  22. If the UK were to fully adopt the metric system, would they rename Scotland Yard to Scotland Not-Quite-A-Meter? 🤔

    #Goof

  23. @Crystal_Fish_Caves @mastodonmigration

    I like the picture of Hesgeth bashing his balls with a skateboard, without riding it.
    ___

    Lisa finds out Homer has a secret evil twin, and he's The Secretary of War Crimes.

  24. @Crystal_Fish_Caves @mastodonmigration

    I like the picture of Hesgeth bashing his balls with a skateboard, without riding it.
    ___

    Lisa finds out Homer has a secret evil twin, and he's The Secretary of War Crimes.

    #oath #secwar #coup #democracy #kindness #goof

  25. @Crystal_Fish_Caves @mastodonmigration

    I like the picture of Hesgeth bashing his balls with a skateboard, without riding it.
    ___

    Lisa finds out Homer has a secret evil twin, and he's The Secretary of War Crimes.

    #oath #secwar #coup #democracy #kindness #goof

  26. @Crystal_Fish_Caves @mastodonmigration

    I like the picture of Hesgeth bashing his balls with a skateboard, without riding it.
    ___

    Lisa finds out Homer has a secret evil twin, and he's The Secretary of War Crimes.

    #oath #secwar #coup #democracy #kindness #goof

  27. @Bette

    Time to open all the books on Vietnam.

    The Pentagon Papers which laid out the US pretences to start the war. As Hesgeth reads the Pentagon Papers for instructions, we learn resistance.

    Vietnam War Protests

    teenvogue.com/story/legendary-

    countryadventures.net/how-13-a

    bookshop.org/p/books/the-penta

    War! What Is It Good For!?!

    Distracting people from the sick bastard President Epstein.

    Investigate, impeach, imprison, investigate more.

    #uspol #latinAmerica #vietnam #ellsberg #war #goof #drunk #fool

  28. CW: Edit of Borat wearing a "Mankini", iPhone Pocket riff

    Introducing the new iPhone Pocketkini

    #iPhonePocket #Apple #iPhone #ImageEdit #Goof

  29. I hung this photo of my late cat, Inigo, on the wall at a local Potbelly Sandwich Shop and it remained there for just over a year.

    In this photo he is Fez Cat, a feline who brought the warmth of the holiday season to the bosom of all who beheld him and were worthy.

    #catsofmastodon #cats #Potbelly #goof #NoVA #DCarea

  30. Another #MaxMorning.

    Here comes my big #Goof playing #Fetch in the #Snow.
    Looks like a #Treat is in order, right?

    Very very cold here today.
    6" of snow yesterday.

    Max had a good layer of snow & #Frozen #Slobber plastered to his mouth by the time we left. #Proof of #Fun.

    He certainly is a #Snowdog.

    #Maximoo #Maxodon #Labrador #Blacklab
    #GardenersDog #Dog
    #DogsofMastodon
    #Boop