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  1. CW: no nudity, suggestive dog toys continued

    The people making these dog toys have to know what sorts of shenaniganery they're enabling, right?

    Here's one squeaker toy that was conveniently packer sized, so I decided to test if this shoot would manifest practically.

    Also, being a squeaky toy, if I were to hip thrust anything, it would squeak hilariously. I resisted doing so because it would activate the puppy from the other side of the house and it was just not the right opportunity this time.

    #KatPics #CandyHearts #NotSafeFromWhimsy #AltAfterDark

    PS: If you're seeing this post, it means I forgot to be self conscious enough to remember I scheduled the psot. I'm doing it right before I do some rope things which will likely occupy future Kat enough to allow this to slip through.

  2. CW: no nudity, suggestive dog toys continued

    The people making these dog toys have to know what sorts of shenaniganery they're enabling, right?

    Here's one squeaker toy that was conveniently packer sized, so I decided to test if this shoot would manifest practically.

    Also, being a squeaky toy, if I were to hip thrust anything, it would squeak hilariously. I resisted doing so because it would activate the puppy from the other side of the house and it was just not the right opportunity this time.

    #KatPics #CandyHearts #NotSafeFromWhimsy #AltAfterDark

    PS: If you're seeing this post, it means I forgot to be self conscious enough to remember I scheduled the psot. I'm doing it right before I do some rope things which will likely occupy future Kat enough to allow this to slip through.

  3. You know that we can’t leave a simple cute thing alone without twisting it in some way. Further proving that Robyn is the nice one and Carrie is the mean one - introducing Black Candy Heart valentines! They’re a soothing ice cold balm to the nauseating “love” being crammed down your throat this time of year, they’re self-affirming, and there are cats. Holla to fellow doomwitches everywhere. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

    alpenglowindustries.com/store/

    #blackheart #valentines #electronics #circuitcandy #candyhearts

  4. You know that we can’t leave a simple cute thing alone without twisting it in some way. Further proving that Robyn is the nice one and Carrie is the mean one - introducing Black Candy Heart valentines! They’re a soothing ice cold balm to the nauseating “love” being crammed down your throat this time of year, they’re self-affirming, and there are cats. Holla to fellow doomwitches everywhere. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

    alpenglowindustries.com/store/

    #blackheart #valentines #electronics #circuitcandy #candyhearts