#candyhearts — Public Fediverse posts

The people making these dog toys have to know what sorts of shenaniganery they're enabling, right?

Here's one squeaker toy that was conveniently packer sized, so I decided to test if this shoot would manifest practically.

Also, being a squeaky toy, if I were to hip thrust anything, it would squeak hilariously. I resisted doing so because it would activate the puppy from the other side of the house and it was just not the right opportunity this time.

#KatPics #CandyHearts #NotSafeFromWhimsy #AltAfterDark

PS: If you're seeing this post, it means I forgot to be self conscious enough to remember I scheduled the psot. I'm doing it right before I do some rope things which will likely occupy future Kat enough to allow this to slip through.