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"National Bird Day" gives me a good excuse to post this limerick about an aggrieved roommate:
“I’m sick of your cockatiel’s turds!
Plus it bit me again!” — angry words
From a roommate, unmuffled,
Whose feathers were ruffled.
“I’m moving. Your pet’s for the birds!”http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2022/01/05/bird-limerick/
#Bird #Birds #BirdDay #Wildlife #Limericks #Limerick #Pets #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #VerseThursday
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Happy "International #Cello Day"
My beau plays the cello. His bow
Makes the loveliest music I know.
I love him, I think,
But my mother, a shrink,
Says I won’t, once I’ve heard Lorne Munroe.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2021/12/29/cello-humor-2/
#Cellos #Cellist #Cellists #Music #Musician #Musicians #Limerick #Limericks #VerseThursday
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Happy "International #Cello Day"
My beau plays the cello. His bow
Makes the loveliest music I know.
I love him, I think,
But my mother, a shrink,
Says I won’t, once I’ve heard Lorne Munroe.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2021/12/29/cello-humor-2/
#Cellos #Cellist #Cellists #Music #Musician #Musicians #Limerick #Limericks #VerseThursday
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Happy "International #Cello Day"
My beau plays the cello. His bow
Makes the loveliest music I know.
I love him, I think,
But my mother, a shrink,
Says I won’t, once I’ve heard Lorne Munroe.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2021/12/29/cello-humor-2/
#Cellos #Cellist #Cellists #Music #Musician #Musicians #Limerick #Limericks #VerseThursday
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Happy "International #Cello Day"
My beau plays the cello. His bow
Makes the loveliest music I know.
I love him, I think,
But my mother, a shrink,
Says I won’t, once I’ve heard Lorne Munroe.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2021/12/29/cello-humor-2/
#Cellos #Cellist #Cellists #Music #Musician #Musicians #Limerick #Limericks #VerseThursday
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Happy "International #Cello Day"
My beau plays the cello. His bow
Makes the loveliest music I know.
I love him, I think,
But my mother, a shrink,
Says I won’t, once I’ve heard Lorne Munroe.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2021/12/29/cello-humor-2/
#Cellos #Cellist #Cellists #Music #Musician #Musicians #Limerick #Limericks #VerseThursday
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Although I dislike the word "girl" when applied to an adult, I can't resist celebrating "Short Girl Appreciation Day" with a limerick.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2016/12/21/short-women-limerick/
#Holidays #OddHolidays #Limerick #Limericks
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Chanukah starts Sunday night, which gives me a great excuse to post the extra verse I wrote for "Winter Wonderland."
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/12/01/chanukah-song-lyrics/
#chanukah2022 #Chanukah #hanukkah2022 #Hanukkah #winter #Jewish #holiday #holidayseason -
Really looking forward to #DanQuayle returning to the headlines. What #ClassifiedDocuments will he have?
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A confidence man on the street
was well-versed in the art of deceit:
while he snowed marks with hype,
their chattels he'd swipe
with abnormally prehensile feet.— § —
Leaving job, home and all else behind,
Algie wandered the wide world to find
a suitable island
to re-domicile and
cultivate true peace of mind.#limerick #LimerickRhyme #LimerickOff (@MadKane )
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/limerick-offs/
#SmallPoems #poem #poems #poetry -
A confidence man on the street
was well-versed in the art of deceit:
while he snowed marks with hype,
their chattels he'd swipe
with abnormally prehensile feet.— § —
Leaving job, home and all else behind,
Algie wandered the wide world to find
a suitable island
to re-domicile and
cultivate true peace of mind.#limerick #LimerickRhyme #LimerickOff (@MadKane )
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/limerick-offs/
#SmallPoems #poem #poems #poetry -
A confidence man on the street
was well-versed in the art of deceit:
while he snowed marks with hype,
their chattels he'd swipe
with abnormally prehensile feet.— § —
Leaving job, home and all else behind,
Algie wandered the wide world to find
a suitable island
to re-domicile and
cultivate true peace of mind.#limerick #LimerickRhyme #LimerickOff (@MadKane )
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/limerick-offs/
#SmallPoems #poem #poems #poetry -
A confidence man on the street
was well-versed in the art of deceit:
while he snowed marks with hype,
their chattels he'd swipe
with abnormally prehensile feet.— § —
Leaving job, home and all else behind,
Algie wandered the wide world to find
a suitable island
to re-domicile and
cultivate true peace of mind.#limerick #LimerickRhyme #LimerickOff (@MadKane )
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/limerick-offs/
#SmallPoems #poem #poems #poetry -
A confidence man on the street
was well-versed in the art of deceit:
while he snowed marks with hype,
their chattels he'd swipe
with abnormally prehensile feet.— § —
Leaving job, home and all else behind,
Algie wandered the wide world to find
a suitable island
to re-domicile and
cultivate true peace of mind.#limerick #LimerickRhyme #LimerickOff (@MadKane )
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/limerick-offs/
#SmallPoems #poem #poems #poetry -
WP Headline: "Trump says he sees shootings as a reflection of his impact"
My dear Donald, attempts on your life
Are the fruit of the hatred and strife
You have spread through our land.
Your "impactful" self-brand
Marks a reign that's depravity rife. -
A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
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A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
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A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
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A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
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A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
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When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev'rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It's a sight many long to erase! -
My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion
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My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion
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My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion
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My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion
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My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion
