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  1. ---Vocation---

    There was once a young man who joined a monastic society.

    So devout was this man, that he went and had the sixteen secret names of God tattooed on his right buttock. So strict was the monastic society that it expelled him, for it considered the buttocks sacred.

    The man, heartbroken, became a professional wrestler, and from that day on he fought in the ring against all kinds of iniquity, under the moniker Sacred Mask.

    #TootTales #microfiction #ProWrestling #Sacrilegious

  2. ---Apocryphal Book of Julia, Chapter 1, Verses 1-3---

    1: And there in the land of Galilea wandered a lone nut by the name of Jesus.

    2: When near a lake he chanced upon a second nut, later known as Peter, who made him a leader.

    3: "Who's the nut now, huh?" sayeth Jesus then.

    #Apocryphal #HolyBooks #Sacrilegious #Wisdom