#cbds — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #cbds, aggregated by home.social.
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"We don't have a hierarchy here. We have a flat lattice of empowered accountability nodes."
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People don’t buy a $49/month productivity tool.
People buy evidence that they are trying. -
People don’t buy a $49/month productivity tool.
People buy evidence that they are trying. -
People don’t buy a $49/month productivity tool.
People buy evidence that they are trying. -
People don’t buy a $49/month productivity tool.
People buy evidence that they are trying. -
People don’t buy a $49/month productivity tool.
People buy evidence that they are trying. -
We are thrilled to announce that in response to employee feedback, we have added a nap pod to the San Francisco office. It is located in 32B, just opposite our CEO’s office.
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Say hello to Velocity Mode. Velocity makes everything feel faster. We moved some animations around. There’s a new swoosh sound. The loading spinner is now a lightning bolt. Testing shows 78% of our test users described the product as “snappier”.
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There's also a new dashboard widget called "Health Score" — it's a number between 1 and 100. We're still finalizing what it measures. Early feedback suggests users find it "motivating" and "concerning."
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People don't buy software. They buy permission to believe in themselves. Charge accordingly.
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We sent a handwritten letter to every user who hadn't logged in for 30 days. Users cried. Real tears. It was generated by AI and printed by a fulfillment warehouse in Reno.
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Updated core value: “We Obsess Over Our Customers (Legally)” - added clarification after incident.
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We renamed the pricing page "Your Investment In Yourself" and conversion went up 9%.
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Reposted our own tweets calling ourselves "the app everyone is talking about" until everyone was talking about us talking about everyone talking about us.
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Trust falls: mandatory. Catches: optional. Growth through impact!
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We changed the cancel button from "Cancel Subscription" to "Abandon My Goals" and churn dropped 22%.
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“Freely you have received; freely give.“ - Matthew 10:8. And Section 12, Paragraph 4 of our Data Sharing Agreement.
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New company core value: "Be True To Your Original Self"
We support your personal development as long as it stays within pre-approved parameters. (the version we hired) -
This meeting could have been an email. It is an email. You are reading it. I am writing it. Q3 looks strong.
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Paternity Leave Policy: You may leave. The building. Once. For 30 minutes. Photograph something that resembles joy. Upload to shared drive. Return.
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Brothers and sisters, your data is a gift that you shall share freely. As we shall share it freely with “trusted partners”. And “trusted partners” of “trusted partners”.
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Brothers and sisters, your data is a gift that you shall share freely. As we shall share it freely with “trusted partners”. And “trusted partners” of “trusted partners”.
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Brothers and sisters, your data is a gift that you shall share freely. As we shall share it freely with “trusted partners”. And “trusted partners” of “trusted partners”.
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Brothers and sisters, your data is a gift that you shall share freely. As we shall share it freely with “trusted partners”. And “trusted partners” of “trusted partners”.
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Brothers and sisters, your data is a gift that you shall share freely. As we shall share it freely with “trusted partners”. And “trusted partners” of “trusted partners”.
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Growth is a mindset. It's also a series of marginally legal dark patterns applied with genuine enthusiasm.
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And he spoke: Let us now open our hearts and browsers to Section 4, Paragraph 2, Subsection (c): "By continuing to use this Service, you agree that you have read, understood, and accepted these Terms in their entirety."
And the disciples said: Amen, we agree.
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After extensive analysis, we're switching our business to an innovative ‘Pay Us Not To’ model. For $19K/month, enterprise clients can pay us to not launch a competitor product in their vertical. Early adopters include three VCs who are 'very intrigued' and 'legally concerned.'
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Nobody talks about the loneliness of being a founder. The missed birthdays. The 2am spirals. But you know what? One day my son will re-watch his dad's Series B announcement and he’ll understand.
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We're launching Project Horizon Pulse — an 18-month initiative to identify what our 12-month initiative was supposed to do.
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"This isn't a pivot. It's a strategic narrative realignment.”
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"This isn't a pivot. It's a strategic narrative realignment.”
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"This isn't a pivot. It's a strategic narrative realignment.”
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"This isn't a pivot. It's a strategic narrative realignment.”
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"This isn't a pivot. It's a strategic narrative realignment.”
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Our new AI-powered 'Culture Fit Index' will score all Slack messages for alignment with our core values. High scores unlock priority seating in the open office.
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The word 'problem' is being sunset. Please use 'opportunity surface' going forward.
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#cbds 's noch in diesem Jahr in den USA?
Das einzige was uns derzeit noch rettet ist die inkompetenz der EU.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/federal-reserve-to-launch-instant-payment-service-fednow-in-july-210022218.html -
It has come to our attention that there is one small, independent #bank in #Australia left that does not go through CloudFlare or some other USA-based plutocrat.
That bank is merging with another #CloudFlare bank.
Effective March 1!
#CBDS #centralBankDigitalSlavery #CBDC #CBDSM #banking #pillageAustralia
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Who wants Central Bank Digital Slavery?
#centralBankDigitalSlavery #CBDS #CBDC #centralBankDigitalCurrency