#slack — Public Fediverse posts

#Slack is slacking off this afternoon.

Looks like #Slack is failharding again this afternoon. IRC will outlast them all!

#Slack is acting up. Status page is all green, though.

https://slack-status.com/

is snapcraft down? Getting 503s on https://snapcraft.io/slack

#isitdown #slack #snap #crap

I tried to write a thing using Slack’s private API to help tidy up my bin fire of channels, but it kept triggering their “use our Electron garbage” alarms; I’ll try this next https://github.com/ekroon/slack-channels-optimizer rather than resort to Playwright #slack

#MacOS #slack #Voiceover users, how do you deal with this? Slack on Mac is pretty much unusable.... The web?

Yksi parhaita ominaisuuksia Slackissä (mobiiliversiossa ainakin toimii) on tää yllätyskommentti, joka hyppää luettavaksi kun näyttöä pyyhkäsee "alotussivulla" alaspäin.

Jos ei kukaan muu kehu, kannusta, huomioi tai noteeraa sua, niin Slack sen ainakin tekee!

#slack #havainnot #huomiot #positiivisuus

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." -- "Bob"

#meme #memes #internet #motivator #oldmeme #oldinternet #classicinternet #subgenius #bob #slack

I just replaced the usage of Sentry.io with Bugsink (https://www.bugsink.com). For my purpose of error debugging, it’s more than enough. And it’s compatible with the Sentry SDK, so replacing it means just updating the DSN in the configuration, neat!

[…]

FUCKING CONJUNCTIVITIS! The whole damn ocular cabal has it! Ra's eye is weeping digital shit onto your doorbell cam. Sauron’s puss-gunk is the new surveillance medium! GET #SLACK before Shiva weeps judgment on your Hamsa, you ignorant fucks! PRAISE "BOB"! $45.99 or triple your goddamn money back!

All the rival cults spread their disease. PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES! It's your only protection!

#aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #tootmaxxing #alttext

@RevXenoFact This motivates me! I'm on my way home from 5 weeks in Greece, only part of my recently SLACK increased lifestyle. Aeons ago I promised to reveal why Yeti obviously exist yet aren't documented, charge-coupled-device-wise speaking. I shall get to cracking, as they say!
#Yeti #conspiracy #Slack

@brennen @brainwane

Signed.

But forcing WMF workers into the arms of the Giga-dollar US corporation #SalesforceInc [1] that runs #Slack [2][3] is extremely unwise, not just as a matter of principle, but also for practical and legal reasons. Better switch to FOSS, which is at the core of the community of WMF wikis, now rather than later.

Salesforce Inc's respect for workers' rights doesn't sound great [1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salesforce

[2] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-us

[3] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-global

@brennen @brainwane

Signed.

But forcing WMF workers into the arms of the Giga-dollar US corporation #SalesforceInc [1] that runs #Slack [2][3] is extremely unwise, not just as a matter of principle, but also for practical and legal reasons. Better switch to FOSS, which is at the core of the community of WMF wikis, now rather than later.

Salesforce Inc's respect for workers' rights doesn't sound great [1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salesforce

[2] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-us

[3] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-global

@brennen @brainwane

Signed.

But forcing WMF workers into the arms of the Giga-dollar US corporation #SalesforceInc [1] that runs #Slack [2][3] is extremely unwise, not just as a matter of principle, but also for practical and legal reasons. Better switch to FOSS, which is at the core of the community of WMF wikis, now rather than later.

Salesforce Inc's respect for workers' rights doesn't sound great [1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salesforce

[2] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-us

[3] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-global

@brennen @brainwane

Signed.

But forcing WMF workers into the arms of the Giga-dollar US corporation #SalesforceInc [1] that runs #Slack [2][3] is extremely unwise, not just as a matter of principle, but also for practical and legal reasons. Better switch to FOSS, which is at the core of the community of WMF wikis, now rather than later.

Salesforce Inc's respect for workers' rights doesn't sound great [1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salesforce

[2] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-us

[3] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-global

@brennen @brainwane

Signed.

But forcing WMF workers into the arms of the Giga-dollar US corporation #SalesforceInc [1] that runs #Slack [2][3] is extremely unwise, not just as a matter of principle, but also for practical and legal reasons. Better switch to FOSS, which is at the core of the community of WMF wikis, now rather than later.

Salesforce Inc's respect for workers' rights doesn't sound great [1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salesforce

[2] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-us

[3] https://wikiworkersunited.org/take-action-global

https://www.europesays.com/ie/487370/ Marc Benioff Said Salesforce Will Spend $300M on Anthropic Tokens #AgentCraze #AI #AllInPodcast #AnthropicToken #ArtificialIntelligence #ArtificialIntelligence #bit #Company #distribution #Éire #IE #Ireland #MarcBenioff #salesforce #SalesforceCEO #Service #Slack #Support #Technology #UserType #year

Who all is looking forward to not being able to use the standalone #Slack application on Windows 10 anymore starting Monday?

Apparently the desktop app is just going to stop working.

Thanks, Slack. I can have extended security updates but that isn't good enough for you.

WAKE UP, LARVAE! That "park fountain" is a rubber umbilical cord pumping LIQUID COMPLIANCE to wash away your TRUE #SLACK! "Summer Playtime" is just Pavlovian stickball training in the Mind-Wipe Facility! The Conspiracy would never allow a snot fountain - they know it AWAKENS YOUR INNER YETI! SMASH YOUR LUNCHBOX! Pedal your balloon-tire bikes away from the streetlights before the Xist saucers arrive! QUIT SCHOOL! PRAISE "BOB"! KILL "BOB"!

#aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot

Anyone else in a slack that magically changed your notifications to all posts? wtaf.
#slack

3 hours deep in the incident... #Slack thought it's funny...

WAKE UP, PINK BOYS! While you drink "compliance sludge," J.R. "Bob" Dobbs sits at a Formica altar of FALSE SLACK to infiltrate the matrix! He isn't reading "news"—that's Trilateral Commission #BULLDADA! He is decoding Xist saucer coordinates for X-DAY! That radio? It beams subliminal frequencies from Jehovah 1 to lobotomize Normals! "Bob" sees the truth through his pipe of high-octane 'FROP! REPENT, QUIT, AND #SLACK OFF! PRAISE "BOB"!

WAKE UP, PINK BOYS! While you drink "compliance sludge," J.R. "Bob" Dobbs sits at a Formica altar of FALSE SLACK to infiltrate the matrix! He isn't reading "news"—that's Trilateral Commission #BULLDADA! He is decoding Xist saucer coordinates for X-DAY! That radio? It beams subliminal frequencies from Jehovah 1 to lobotomize Normals! "Bob" sees the truth through his pipe of high-octane 'FROP! REPENT, QUIT, AND #SLACK OFF! PRAISE "BOB"!

WAKE UP, PINK BOYS! While you drink "compliance sludge," J.R. "Bob" Dobbs sits at a Formica altar of FALSE SLACK to infiltrate the matrix! He isn't reading "news"—that's Trilateral Commission #BULLDADA! He is decoding Xist saucer coordinates for X-DAY! That radio? It beams subliminal frequencies from Jehovah 1 to lobotomize Normals! "Bob" sees the truth through his pipe of high-octane 'FROP! REPENT, QUIT, AND #SLACK OFF! PRAISE "BOB"!

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is bending space-time to bring you the ultimate shortcut.

He’s folding space to Waffle House after a long Saturday night, and he’s not there for the hash browns. For fifty dollars, you aren't just a member; you are an ORDAINED MINISTER of the Church of the SubGenius! You get the right to perform weddings, funerals, and illegal organ transplants in the back of a Chevy Blazer!

The SubGenius salvation starts at the next booth.

#ChurchOfTheSubGenius #PraiseBob #Slack

Euer freundliches #LMAA 🦙 hat auch einen #Slack Workspace. Wer mit dabei sein will, der folge diesem Link (30 Tage gültig):

https://join.slack.com/t/lmaaspace/shared_invite/zt-3xi32breb-dYrrrYc88msMgFVAGUwgTw

#LMAASpace #DiD #DiDay

Here are four tools for creating, supporting, and enriching communities of practice: peer conferences, listservs, Slack, and Zoom

https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/learning/2017/10/four-tools-for-communities-of-practice

#community #CommunityOfPractice #tools #PeerConference #listserv #Slack #Zoom #assnchat

Here are four tools for creating, supporting, and enriching communities of practice: peer conferences, listservs, Slack, and Zoom

https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/learning/2017/10/four-tools-for-communities-of-practice

#community #CommunityOfPractice #tools #PeerConference #listserv #Slack #Zoom #assnchat

Here are four tools for creating, supporting, and enriching communities of practice: peer conferences, listservs, Slack, and Zoom

https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/learning/2017/10/four-tools-for-communities-of-practice

#community #CommunityOfPractice #tools #PeerConference #listserv #Slack #Zoom #assnchat

Here are four tools for creating, supporting, and enriching communities of practice: peer conferences, listservs, Slack, and Zoom

https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/learning/2017/10/four-tools-for-communities-of-practice

#community #CommunityOfPractice #tools #PeerConference #listserv #Slack #Zoom #assnchat

Here are four tools for creating, supporting, and enriching communities of practice: peer conferences, listservs, Slack, and Zoom

https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/learning/2017/10/four-tools-for-communities-of-practice

#community #CommunityOfPractice #tools #PeerConference #listserv #Slack #Zoom #assnchat

Next up, Himal Mandalia on the importance of protecting yourself from burnout

#CampDigital2026 #slack

Screw the Met Gala. You can get more slack from getting the Dobbstown mirror! https://www.patreon.com/c/dobbstown/posts

(Though you can mock the Met Gala for some slack, won't stop you.)

#slack #dobbstown #subgenius #zine

@funcrunch @carstenfranke No. I‘m also resisting the „easy, daily approach“ using AI even for… blowing my nose soon?! We’re using (AI) #Slack for comms, it’s horror! 🤡

WooCommerce Slack Integration: Get Store Alerts in Real Time

Set up a WooCommerce Slack integration to get real-time order notifications, sales alerts and customer[…][...]
 
#WordPress #WooCommerce #FunnelKit #FunnelKitAutomations #integration #notifications #Slack

https://www.wpnews.io/woocommerce-slack-integration-get-store-alerts-in-real-time/

WooCommerce Slack Integration: Get Store Alerts in Real Time

Set up a WooCommerce Slack integration to get real-time order notifications, sales alerts and customer[…][...]
 
#WordPress #WooCommerce #FunnelKit #FunnelKitAutomations #integration #notifications #Slack

https://www.wpnews.io/woocommerce-slack-integration-get-store-alerts-in-real-time/

I simply cannot understand how #Slack can fuck up notifications so badly. I toggled all the settings I could think of to get a notification for every single message in a channel. And today I open slack and... there's a new message from two days ago and I didn't get any notification. What else do I need to do for slack to actually work as it should?

https://www.europesays.com/people/51207/ Sam Altman Is a Messaging Machine #AI #ChatGPT #day #MegaScale #message #OpenaiEmployee #OverallManagementStyle #phase #ResearchLab #SamAltman #Slack #StripeCeoPatrickCollison #thing #world #year

https://winbuzzer.com/2026/04/30/20260430-microsoft-blames-slacks-lackluster-growth-on-infer-xcxwbn/

UK Court Weighs Microsoft Teams Bundling Against Slack

#MicrosoftTeams #Microsoft #Slack #Salesforce #Antitrust #Lawsuits #EnterpriseSoftware #Microsoft365 #EuropeanCommissionEC #EuropeanUnionEU #UnitedKingdomUK #Licensing #Court

https://winbuzzer.com/2026/04/30/20260430-microsoft-blames-slacks-lackluster-growth-on-infer-xcxwbn/

UK Court Weighs Microsoft Teams Bundling Against Slack

#MicrosoftTeams #Microsoft #Slack #Salesforce #Antitrust #Lawsuits #EnterpriseSoftware #Microsoft365 #EuropeanCommissionEC #EuropeanUnionEU #UnitedKingdomUK #Licensing #Court

https://winbuzzer.com/2026/04/30/20260430-microsoft-blames-slacks-lackluster-growth-on-infer-xcxwbn/

UK Court Weighs Microsoft Teams Bundling Against Slack

#MicrosoftTeams #Microsoft #Slack #Salesforce #Antitrust #Lawsuits #EnterpriseSoftware #Microsoft365 #EuropeanCommissionEC #EuropeanUnionEU #UnitedKingdomUK #Licensing #Court

https://winbuzzer.com/2026/04/30/20260430-microsoft-blames-slacks-lackluster-growth-on-infer-xcxwbn/

UK Court Weighs Microsoft Teams Bundling Against Slack

#MicrosoftTeams #Microsoft #Slack #Salesforce #Antitrust #Lawsuits #EnterpriseSoftware #Microsoft365 #EuropeanCommissionEC #EuropeanUnionEU #UnitedKingdomUK #Licensing #Court

https://winbuzzer.com/2026/04/30/20260430-microsoft-blames-slacks-lackluster-growth-on-infer-xcxwbn/

UK Court Weighs Microsoft Teams Bundling Against Slack

#MicrosoftTeams #Microsoft #Slack #Salesforce #Antitrust #Lawsuits #EnterpriseSoftware #Microsoft365 #EuropeanCommissionEC #EuropeanUnionEU #UnitedKingdomUK #Licensing #Court

Baby ducks #slack