#captainobvious — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #captainobvious, aggregated by home.social.
-
👨💻 Ah, another groundbreaking revelation from Captain Obvious! 🤯 Computers might just be more captivating than Aunt Mildred's stories—who knew? 🎉 Spoiler alert: It’s 2026, and tech addiction is the new normal, but sure, let’s act shocked and pretend we didn't see it coming. 🙄
https://beachfront.bearblog.dev/will-you-have-spent-more-of-your-life-with-computers-than-your-family/ #techaddiction #computers2026 #groundbreakingrevelation #CaptainObvious #socialmedia #HackerNews #ngated -
#CaptainObvious schreibt heute wieder Schlagzeilen bei T-Online
-
@spmrider "Magnetschwebebahnen werden von Magneten in der Schwebe gehalten"
Danke, #captainobvious 👍
-
In an astonishing revelation, we're told AI is watching our every move. 🤯 Who knew?! Thank you, Captain Obvious, for enlightening us about Big Brother in 2026. 🙄 Did you think we forgot how to unplug a router? 🖥️🔌
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/2026/05/ai-wearable-surveillance-countermeasures/687203/ #AIwatchingus #BigBrother2026 #technews #unpluggingrouters #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated -
In today's episode of "Captain Obvious Meets the Internet," we dive into the riveting world of "making things" 🤔—because apparently, commissioning others to do your work isn't as "fulfilling" 🙄. This article starts with a bang 💥 and ends up in a philosophical ditch, exploring the AI dev schism like it's the existential crisis we never asked for. 🤦♂️
https://beej.us/blog/data/ai-making/ #CaptainObvious #AIphilosophy #MakingThings #InternetCulture #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated -
In the latest episode of "Captain Obvious Writes an Article," we learn that #AI is bad for software engineering 🤯. Apparently, the groundbreaking revelation is that AI might be useful if you squint hard enough and pretend it's just a glorified data filter. Thank you, ByteCode.News, for this earth-shattering scoop from the future! 😂
https://bytecode.news/posts/2026/07/user-submission-ai-is-a-bad-tool #SoftwareEngineering #ByteCodeNews #CaptainObvious #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Dans mes rêves, j’ai mon âge, ou pas d’âge, et lesté de l’expérience d’une vie, j’interagis parfois comme cette nuit avec des gens, vivants ou morts, que je n’ai pas vus depuis des lustres, voire des décennies, et qui n’ont pas vieilli.
Et ça m’a frappé que les rêves sont littéralement des machines à voyager dans le temps.
-
Ah yes, Reuters delivers another earth-shattering revelation: apparently, bad things happen in conflict zones. 🤯 Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious! Who knew that war could have such unfortunate consequences? 🙄
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-targeted-gaza-children-resulting-genocide-un-inquiry-says-2026-06-23/ #HackerNews #ConflictZones #WarNews #CaptainObvious #UnfortunateConsequences #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Oh no, a rogue 7 KB file! 😱 Who knew that such a tiny blob of digital lint could secretly run a teenage spy operation? 🕵️♂️ Thank you, Captain Obvious, for bravely decoding the generic mystery that absolutely no one will care about after reading this. 🙄
https://anchor.host/from-a-7-kb-file-to-a-13-year-backdoor-operation/ #rogueFile #teenageSpy #digitalMystery #CaptainObvious #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
@LaurentChemla avec un nom pareil, forcément que ce pare-feu est plein de failles... #captainObvious #ALaRamasse
-
Ah yes, the profound mystery of empty shops unraveled: it’s obviously because they’re waiting for you to turn on #JavaScript and bake some #cookies 🍪🔮. Truly groundbreaking sleuthing there, Captain Obvious. Maybe next you'll solve why the sky is blue 🌤️.
https://www.freerange.city/p/why-do-commercial-spaces-sit-vacant #emptyshops #techhumor #mysterysolved #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated -
@egghat Also DAMIT konnte NIEMAND rechnen!!!11! Zum Glück gibt es das Info-Institut...
-
DIE ZEIT: ifo Institut: Vielfahrer profitieren am meisten vom Tankrabatt https://www.zeit.de/wirtschaft/2026-06/tankrabatt-mineraloelkonzerne-ifo-autofahrer-gxe
„Laut Auswertung profitieren vom Tankrabatt vor allem Vielfahrer und Besitzer von Autos mit hohem Verbrauch“ -
🚀💡 Wow, Captain Obvious discovered that #AI speeds up prototyping! 🎉 How groundbreaking! In other news, water is wet. 🌊 We eagerly await the next revelation: "Fire: Still Hot in 2026." 🔥
https://darylcecile.net/notes/speed-of-prototyping-age-of-ai #Prototyping #CaptainObvious #TechNews #Innovation #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🔍🚀 In today's episode of "Captain Obvious Presents," we learn that web requests aren't measured in Hertz. Next up: discovering fire isn't for making ice cream. 🍦💡 Meanwhile, Mastodon's user base bravely battles modern tech by... enabling #JavaScript. 🙄🎉
https://mastodon.catgirl.cloud/@sophie/116467789133733136 #CaptainObvious #WebRequests #Mastodon #TechHumor #InternetTrends #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the age-old wisdom: write less code, be more responsible. 🙄 Because who knew the secret to success was just coding less! Also, did you know not talking about AI is still talking about AI? 🤔 Genius insight! Thanks, Captain Obvious.
https://blog.orhun.dev/code-responsibly/ #writeLessCode #responsibleCoding #AIInsights #CaptainObvious #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
-
Country Illegally and Devastatingly Attacked Without Provocation by World's Most Powerful Nation Fights for Tools that Could Deter Future Illegal and Devastating Unprovoked Attacks by World's Most Powerful Nation! Reporting by #CaptainObvious.
-
🚨 Breaking news! 🚨 Some guy in 2026 finally figured out that Microsoft doesn't always have your best interests at heart. 🙄 He heroically assists his neighbor's husband, proving once again that patching up Windows is the ultimate tech support rite of passage. 😂 #CaptainObvious #WindowsWoes
https://lzon.ca/posts/other/microsoft-user-abuse/ #BreakingNews #MicrosoftTechSupport #WindowsPatching #HeroicAssistance #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
@CeptKabane @gweeeen @marinetondelier La majorité des propositions émanent d'eux cela dit. Je n'irais pas dire qu'ils n'ont pas d'idées. Comme souvent pour les écolos, les idées sont nombreuses sur l'écologie (#CaptainObvious), pour les autres domaines, on est sur un programme de gauche assez classique.
-
🚨 Breaking: Apple discovers that simplifying things makes them better! 🤯 Who knew? Next, they're going to tell us the sky is blue and water is wet. 😂 #CaptainObvious #InnovativeGeniuses
https://arxiv.org/abs/2604.01193 #AppleSimplification #Innovation #Genius #BreakingNews #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated
