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#Trump Does Not Plan to Reimburse #Taxpayers for Promo #Ads

A day after Trump said his #superPAC would *pay* for the ads, which had drawn #bipartisan backlash, officials said that he *meant* moving forward [freaking #classic]. A new taxpayer-funded ad even aired on Tuesday.

To which everyone exclaimed, “What a f⁕⚠︎ing douche!”

#law #TaxpayersMoney #grifter #scammer #fraudster #thief #corruption #criminal #felon47
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/us/politics/trump-taxpayer-funded-ads.html?unlocked_article_code=1.GlE.CKcq.vif6dLDkZp5p&smid=nytcore-ios-share

Oh, look! A 2015-era tech blog post that thinks enabling #JavaScript and #cookies is cutting-edge advice 🤖🍪. Next, they'll be telling us the sky is blue and water is wet 🌧️. Thanks for the pro tip, Captain Obvious! 🥴
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai/ #techblogging #humor #captainobvious #outdatedadvice #HackerNews #ngated

Yanno, some of the shit with prices wouldn’t be happening if we didn’t have an immature asshat in office who understood that wars aren’t water-balloon fights.

#captainobvious

Yanno, some of the shit with prices wouldn’t be happening if we didn’t have an immature asshat in office who understood that wars aren’t water-balloon fights.

#captainobvious

🤔 Oh, please. Another #academic with a #blog 📝 is here to tell us that open source software is the same as #science because... reasons. 🌐 Surely, the entire scientific #community has been waiting for this revelation from the guy who spends "a lot of time" on his computer. 🖥️ Thank you, Captain Obvious, for solving the mysteries of the universe! 🙄
https://jepedersen.dk/blog/202505_research/ #open_source #CaptainObvious #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🔍🤓 Oh wow, Captain Obvious sails again! Apparently, knowing stuff helps you do things better. Who would’ve thought? Next article: "Breathing: The Secret to Staying Alive!" 🥱📚
https://will-keleher.com/posts/small-programming-tricks-matter/ #CaptainObvious #KnowledgeIsPower #LifeHacks #StayInformed #HumorousInsights #HackerNews #ngated

#CaptainObvious hat herausgefunden, dass #Elektroauto|s mehr als 0% CO2 emittieren, wenn 1 den Gesamt-Lebenszyklus ansieht. Die Fossilparteien CDU und CSU so: Seht Ihr, dann müssen wir doch den Verbrenner behalten!

🤷🏻‍♂️

👨‍💻 Ah, another groundbreaking revelation from Captain Obvious! 🤯 Computers might just be more captivating than Aunt Mildred's stories—who knew? 🎉 Spoiler alert: It’s 2026, and tech addiction is the new normal, but sure, let’s act shocked and pretend we didn't see it coming. 🙄
https://beachfront.bearblog.dev/will-you-have-spent-more-of-your-life-with-computers-than-your-family/ #techaddiction #computers2026 #groundbreakingrevelation #CaptainObvious #socialmedia #HackerNews #ngated

#teamdelta #teamphilosophie

Hans und Martin:
„Es gewinnt nicht der der die besten Schläge macht, sondern der der die wenigsten Fehler macht“

#turniertitate #bereitsbekannt #captainobvious

#CaptainObvious schreibt heute wieder Schlagzeilen bei T-Online

#CptObvious

@spmrider "Magnetschwebebahnen werden von Magneten in der Schwebe gehalten"

Danke, #captainobvious 👍

In an astonishing revelation, we're told AI is watching our every move. 🤯 Who knew?! Thank you, Captain Obvious, for enlightening us about Big Brother in 2026. 🙄 Did you think we forgot how to unplug a router? 🖥️🔌
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/2026/05/ai-wearable-surveillance-countermeasures/687203/ #AIwatchingus #BigBrother2026 #technews #unpluggingrouters #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated

Bon bah : 28 °C avec 60 % de taux d'humidité, c'est bien plus pénible que 35 °c avec 30% d'humidité. 🫠

Merci #CaptainObvious !

#FindTheDifference #CaptainObvious #WellDuh #Duh.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

In today's episode of "Captain Obvious Meets the Internet," we dive into the riveting world of "making things" 🤔—because apparently, commissioning others to do your work isn't as "fulfilling" 🙄. This article starts with a bang 💥 and ends up in a philosophical ditch, exploring the AI dev schism like it's the existential crisis we never asked for. 🤦‍♂️
https://beej.us/blog/data/ai-making/ #CaptainObvious #AIphilosophy #MakingThings #InternetCulture #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

In the latest episode of "Captain Obvious Writes an Article," we learn that #AI is bad for software engineering 🤯. Apparently, the groundbreaking revelation is that AI might be useful if you squint hard enough and pretend it's just a glorified data filter. Thank you, ByteCode.News, for this earth-shattering scoop from the future! 😂
https://bytecode.news/posts/2026/07/user-submission-ai-is-a-bad-tool #SoftwareEngineering #ByteCodeNews #CaptainObvious #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Dans mes rêves, j’ai mon âge, ou pas d’âge, et lesté de l’expérience d’une vie, j’interagis parfois comme cette nuit avec des gens, vivants ou morts, que je n’ai pas vus depuis des lustres, voire des décennies, et qui n’ont pas vieilli.

Et ça m’a frappé que les rêves sont littéralement des machines à voyager dans le temps.

#sf #mastonirique #captainObvious

Ah yes, Reuters delivers another earth-shattering revelation: apparently, bad things happen in conflict zones. 🤯 Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious! Who knew that war could have such unfortunate consequences? 🙄
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-targeted-gaza-children-resulting-genocide-un-inquiry-says-2026-06-23/ #HackerNews #ConflictZones #WarNews #CaptainObvious #UnfortunateConsequences #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Oh no, a rogue 7 KB file! 😱 Who knew that such a tiny blob of digital lint could secretly run a teenage spy operation? 🕵️‍♂️ Thank you, Captain Obvious, for bravely decoding the generic mystery that absolutely no one will care about after reading this. 🙄
https://anchor.host/from-a-7-kb-file-to-a-13-year-backdoor-operation/ #rogueFile #teenageSpy #digitalMystery #CaptainObvious #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

@LaurentChemla avec un nom pareil, forcément que ce pare-feu est plein de failles... #captainObvious #ALaRamasse

@anon_opin #CaptainObvious

Ah yes, the profound mystery of empty shops unraveled: it’s obviously because they’re waiting for you to turn on #JavaScript and bake some #cookies 🍪🔮. Truly groundbreaking sleuthing there, Captain Obvious. Maybe next you'll solve why the sky is blue 🌤️.
https://www.freerange.city/p/why-do-commercial-spaces-sit-vacant #emptyshops #techhumor #mysterysolved #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated

@egghat Also DAMIT konnte NIEMAND rechnen!!!11! Zum Glück gibt es das Info-Institut...

#CaptainObvious #BadNew

DIE ZEIT: ifo Institut: Vielfahrer profitieren am meisten vom Tankrabatt https://www.zeit.de/wirtschaft/2026-06/tankrabatt-mineraloelkonzerne-ifo-autofahrer-gxe
„Laut Auswertung profitieren vom Tankrabatt vor allem Vielfahrer und Besitzer von Autos mit hohem Verbrauch“

#CaptainObvious #BadNews

🚀💡 Wow, Captain Obvious discovered that #AI speeds up prototyping! 🎉 How groundbreaking! In other news, water is wet. 🌊 We eagerly await the next revelation: "Fire: Still Hot in 2026." 🔥
https://darylcecile.net/notes/speed-of-prototyping-age-of-ai #Prototyping #CaptainObvious #TechNews #Innovation #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

#News #WAR #CaptainObvious
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/27/us-humiliated-iran-leadership-trump-merz

🔍🚀 In today's episode of "Captain Obvious Presents," we learn that web requests aren't measured in Hertz. Next up: discovering fire isn't for making ice cream. 🍦💡 Meanwhile, Mastodon's user base bravely battles modern tech by... enabling #JavaScript. 🙄🎉
https://mastodon.catgirl.cloud/@sophie/116467789133733136 #CaptainObvious #WebRequests #Mastodon #TechHumor #InternetTrends #HackerNews #ngated

@tazgetroete nutzt big tech aber schadet mensch und Umwelt?

Tatsächlich? 😱

Danke, #CaptainObvious

Country Illegally and Devastatingly Attacked Without Provocation by World's Most Powerful Nation Fights for Tools that Could Deter Future Illegal and Devastating Unprovoked Attacks by World's Most Powerful Nation! Reporting by #CaptainObvious.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/world/middleeast/iran-strait-of-hormuz-uranium-stockpile-sticking-points.html

@CeptKabane @gweeeen @marinetondelier La majorité des propositions émanent d'eux cela dit. Je n'irais pas dire qu'ils n'ont pas d'idées. Comme souvent pour les écolos, les idées sont nombreuses sur l'écologie (#CaptainObvious), pour les autres domaines, on est sur un programme de gauche assez classique.

"The Wall Street Journal states that Pres. Trump admitted to his top advisors and his wife that some of his mass deportation policies went too far":
https://www.ms.now/chris-jansing-reports/watch/wsj-trump-told-inner-circle-some-mass-deportation-policies-went-too-far-2492989507814
#ICE #brutality #CaptainObvious #HumanRights #politics

Das Offensichtliche in Worte zu fassen, ist offensichtlich. #captainobvious 💡 🤩

In a recent Internet-Draft about cryptography: "For clarity, the private key MUST NOT be published in the DNS."

#CaptainObvious

https://steady.substack.com/p/when-accountability-is-a-foreign

Meanwhile, in #Epstein land...

Where today "six men", including "very prominent" one(s), were exposed beneath #TrumpVirus / #justice #redaction ...

> When Accountability Is a Foreign Concept

> Resignations, firings, and investigations connected to Epstein abound abroad

- Dan Rather and Team Steady

#accountability #coverup #truth #TrumpEpsteinFiles #psychopathology #ToddlerKing #CaptainObvious
#MakeAmericaSane (ish?)

Rekordpreis für Gold — «Solange die Nachfrage hoch ist, ist auch der Goldpreis hoch» Eh, wow, damit hat jetzt niemand gerechnet. 😏 #CaptainObvious schlägt gnadenlos zu.

Bon je confirme : y fait froid 🥶 🥶 🥶

Mais du #velo par ces températures là en bordure de Seine, ça fait étrangement du bien !

#CaptainObvious